Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=FruitNinja;1663472]Shorts are a US phenomena. I've been to 60 plus countries and grown men don't normally wear shorts. .[/QUOTE]Interesting that you used the term "grown men" in your effort to reproach the short wearers of society.

Bangkok felt like a candy land just after Phuket trip. A candy land full of SYT candy of course. I will keep this a pretty short FR as I had only few hours of freedom.

First of all Banyan tree hotel was fantastic and girlfriend chose this on purpose. It is away from almost all action. Anyway thanks to future mother in law taking her daughter for shopping got few hours of bachelorhood back. Took a cab around 3 pm to soi26 sukhumvit and rushed in to 101 premier massage. I had booked one pretty girl online for 2 hour oily session, the girl came out was shining example of power of photoshop. Anyway she was still beautiful enough but that was only thing positive about whole session. It was pretty much robotic. I tried my best to flirt with her and get her in mood using broken thai along with google translator. She opened up a bit but it wasn't enough. Oil massage was good and at par with some you might get at legit massage shop but sex was ordinary. She seemed a little sad and her silicone boobs further killed the mood. After fifteen minutes of changing positions, sex became more of a work to be finished than fun. She was not in any rush but it was me who wanted to rush to ending so asked her to perform BBBJ. Good thing was that I went back to hotel 30 minutes earlier than planned and girlfriend was happy to see me still seating in same place. I would not still write off this place as it seemed more of a personal issue with girl I booked.

Next stop patpong. I must thank my girlfriend for taking me away from Sukhumvit. Visited Bada Bing, Club electric blue, Black pagoda and really liked quality of girls present, especially at Bada Bing. BadaBing had more farangs than those likes of Baccara in cowboy. There is a reason for that, girls seemed slightly more tanned than those found in Soi Cowboy. Patpong girls seemed more flirtatious and less plastic nose, less silicon than those found in Sukhumvit. For those who love tanned beauties this could be worth a visit. These are crude generalization from one short visit so please take it with a pinch of salt. I was tired of picking up plastic barbies and never take grannies so patpong is a refreshing change. A word of caution though, pressure for lady drinks is much more than Cowboy and one should be ready to take a blow to pocket before coming instead of whining later.

After patpong gogos wanted to check out Lumpini freelancer scene so walked till lumpini park police station from lumpini MRT. I was there from 12:30 to 1:20 at night. Prices are very cheap compared to MP's,Gogo's but did not wanted to take someone decade older than me. There were 2-3 young girls but since I just had better quality girls did not really bothered taking anyone back. Overall, I would rate Climax, Thermae better venue for FLs but Lumpini is lighter on pockets (I was quoted "1 K LT for hansum man").

Visit to Emmanuelle: A lot less cute, hot sideliners than a year ago. I went here because did not had a time to go soapy hopping and had pretty good sessions in past however lot less beautiful girls than before. Picked one good looking girl, Pan (M24). She has one of the best natural boobs, not too tight – not too loose pussy and pleasant personality (along with big list of NO's). Kissing, Anal was not on menu but treat her well and few things start re-appearing on card. Really sweet girl and had good time with her. She is educated and from upper middle class family, don't really get why she is in this business but who am I to complain. Anyway it was expensive than other MP's but baht well spent considering time constraints I had. Only thing I regret is that I had planned visit to Office MP but could not manage.

Happy Mongering in 2015.

[QUOTE=Breadman;1663586]Interesting that you used the term "grown men" in your effort to reproach the short wearers of society.[/QUOTE]In Singapore, men wear shorts a lot of the time!

[QUOTE=PinkPearl;1661723]The BKK or general threads would be 2 possibilities.[/QUOTE]So that would be a great place to put my questions or recommendations on what to wear, which airport are better, should I wear sandals or not, and general stuff like that? -and then post reports related to mongering here in the "Bangkok Reports" thread?

[QUOTE=DwayneJohnson;1663594]Next stop patpong. I must thank my girlfriend for taking me away from Sukhumvit. Visited Bada Bing, Club electric blue, Black pagoda and really liked quality of girls present, especially at Bada Bing. BadaBing had more farangs than those likes of Baccara in cowboy. There is a reason for that, girls seemed slightly more tanned than those found in Soi Cowboy. Patpong girls seemed more flirtatious and less plastic nose, less silicon than those found in Sukhumvit. For those who love tanned beauties this could be worth a visit. These are crude generalization from one short visit so please take it with a pinch of salt. I was tired of picking up plastic barbies and never take grannies so patpong is a refreshing change. A word of caution though, pressure for lady drinks is much more than Cowboy and one should be ready to take a blow to pocket before coming instead of whining later.

Happy Mongering in 2015.[/QUOTE]You are going down the slippery slope. Is your GF really a GF or just a prostitute you like-there is a difference.

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Next stop patpong. I must thank my girlfriend for taking me away from Sukhumvit. Visited Bada Bing, Club electric blue, Black pagoda and really liked quality of girls present, especially at Bada Bing. BadaBing had more farangs than those likes of Baccara in cowboy. There is a reason for that, girls seemed slightly more tanned than those found in Soi Cowboy. Patpong girls seemed more flirtatious and less plastic nose, less silicon than those found in Sukhumvit. For those who love tanned beauties this could be worth a visit. These are crude generalization from one short visit so please take it with a pinch of salt. I was tired of picking up plastic barbies and never take grannies so patpong is a refreshing change. A word of caution though, pressure for lady drinks is much more than Cowboy and one should be ready to take a blow to pocket before coming instead of whining later.
[/QUOTE]Thanks for that. I may take a look although too much pressure for lady drinks might [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] me off a bit quick especially is unwanted girls won't go away.

Are you sure you want to get married? Its all downhill from there. LOL I would much rather have a few long term Giks myself. If I lose current GF / wife, I don't really want a new one to put the shackles on, unless she fucks my brains out daily. Steve7777's questions are a bit out of line. I don't think should be asking any personal questions.

Amazing I got "Codeworded". I can say Fuck all I like but Piss1 is not allowed

[QUOTE=Zahle;1663678]So that would be a great place to put my questions or recommendations on what to wear, which airport are better, should I wear sandals or not, and general stuff like that? -and then post reports related to mongering here in the "Bangkok Reports" thread?[/QUOTE]Absolutely. I was thinking of trying to start a new thread. "Bangkok Reports related to Sex - Only". Then all the other general guff could be either in General or Bangkok thread if it is really Bangkok specific.

[QUOTE=Breadman;1663586]Interesting that you used the term "grown men" in your effort to reproach the short wearers of society.[/QUOTE]It's hardly reproach. In many countries throughout the world children wear shorts. Once one becomes an adult, I. E. "grown," one no longer wears them.

After a nice start at bamboo I was all set for cowboy my first night in the big mango. This was my third time in Bangkok and stayed at GCP T21 to be close to cowboy as it is my favorite and had the best luck there. Headed to shark and settled in a nice spot to watch the rotation. Was there sun – Thur. And business was definitely a bit slow. Seemed like there weren't a lot of girls closing the deal though as I saw very few bar fines. There was definitely an A and be squad in the lineups, but the A squad had a bunch of solid 7-8's and a couple 9's.

During my first visit two years ago had met a girl at shark with an awesome smile and personality who got a call from the sponsor and had to split. Last year I went back to shark and managed to find her again on my last night and had a nice ST session before heading to the airport. So I am looking for her again this year with the hope of getting better acquainted. After around 45 minutes I hadn't spotted her and wanted to do some more browsing so was about to pay my chit when I think I see her on the opposite side of the stage in the latest rotation. The poor girl facing me thought I was spying her but eventually she understood and signaled her friend. Low and behold it's the girl. I feel a bit like I just found the needle in a haystack. Didn't think it was likely she would remember me, but the odd sequence of our first meeting and then finding her again last year had created a memory and she remembered me right off. I pay her barfine and we get some drinks around cowboy before heading back to the hotel for a wonderful evening. So this where my plan goes awry. Not only does she stay she stays the next day as well. She is a real sweat heart and I have a great time tooling around Bangkok with her. Basically I end up spending pretty much my whole trip with her and have a great time, wasn't the adventure I had planned, but I was happy and after all that's why we come here right? I paid her barfine each day about she got 16 k for the time we spent together. We went by shark most nights and I bought lots of drinks for her and her friends which was making them happy and I enjoyed all the attention.

Now for the information that may be helpful to others. Shark had a solid lineup and no coyotes or scams and is still my favorite. Long gun seems to be managed by the same group as shark as my girl has a number there for her drink credits as well. Not nearly the selection as Shark, but certainly worth checking out. There were a set of tall sisters with long legs and slim figures that I was drooling over thinking about a threesome. Crazy house's shows on the 2nd floor were interesting and worth a look, but overall I wasn't impressed with the talent. However there was a dark skinned tattooed stunner there I am going to try to track down on the next trip. Last Bacarra certainly had a quality talent as well and I liked the remodel post fire a lot more than the old setup. Just felt more spacious and had better angles to view the girls. The policy of buying drinks outside only occurred one night going into Bacarra, didn't seem any different than any other night so don't know how they decide to do this or not. I did have one afternoon free that I stopped by Nataree which was good and will post on that soon.

[QUOTE=Breadman;1663586]Interesting that you used the term "grown men" in your effort to reproach the short wearers of society.[/QUOTE]Perhaps read old and inflexible ("booran") There is nothing wrong with shorts in Bangkok most of the time, but not for clubs at night. However by shorts, I don't mean something resembling pajamas or boogie board shorts. Like a good pair of pants but just cut shorter. In the very hot weather it is better not to have legs enclosed with sweat dripping down the back of your legs. Thais even encourage me to wear my nice shorts. If the weather is nice right now, shorts may not be necessary.

Is there any problem with legs exposure. I don't think so. If its a problem in visiting some royal temple, then a temporary wrap can be borrowed. I don't think wearing a singlet to show off muscles is such a great idea. At least a T-shirt with collar is preferable. Personally I don't like to wear gold chains, ear-rings, expensive watches (in fact I prefer no watch at all), but that is just me. I don't know what Thai girls think of it.

[QUOTE=Zahle;1662927]Last night Spankys was very crowded around midnight. It was hard to even get a seat. Several stunners and an overall good vibe, and the music was banging. Only downside was that the staff was very rude. Several times I was asked to move closer to the fellow sitting next to me (to sit 5 at the table that is meant for 4 people) and when I had enough I check bin'ed. When the girl went for change, another staff member came and asked if I wanted another beer, but I told her that I was just about to leave. Then she told me that I had to go now. Very rude way to treat a paying customer.

On my way home, I got a smile on my face when I was about to cross Sukhumvit. A large group of tourists were standing at the middle of the crosswalk. Even though there was a green light, they didn't dare to continue to walk because of the traffic that was just keeping on coming from Soi 3. The crowd was getting bigger and bigger, until someone got the courage to start walking.[/QUOTE]The waitstaff at Spankys are the rudest in the plaza, however they appear to not care and get away with it. I reported a similar experience last year.

Johnie.

Shorts. Good or not good-that is the question of the day.

Me- I don't care what you wear. I'm not concerned if senoir citizens are in them or nice dress slacks. Just wondering who are you trying to impress- Isarn prostitutes or Isarn men?

It would be a great ice breaker if you were to go into a disco with your Hello, kitty pajamas- I bet the girls would go with you for free.

[QUOTE=Phordphan;1663713]It's hardly reproach. In many countries throughout the world children wear shorts. Once one becomes an adult, I. E. "grown," one no longer wears them.[/QUOTE]If I recall correctly, Sean Connery, as the first and best of the James Bond's, and the epitome of Scottish cool in mens fashion, dress and otherwise, occasionally wore Bermuda shorts in one or more of his great Bond flicks. If he can to it, so can you and I in the hot climate of Thailand.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1663701]Absolutely. I was thinking of trying to start a new thread. "Bangkok Reports related to Sex - Only". Then all the other general guff could be either in General or Bangkok thread if it is really Bangkok specific.[/QUOTE]Good idea! Maybe also those who want to comment on the appropriateness of shorts can have a thread "Fashion for mongers". They may even want to extend the whole thing to a glossy mag and even create their own line.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1663701]Absolutely. I was thinking of trying to start a new thread. "Bangkok Reports related to Sex - Only". Then all the other general guff could be either in General or Bangkok thread if it is really Bangkok specific.[/QUOTE]Syzygies,

I think it is a brilliant idea. Thank for the initiative.