[QUOTE=YellowOxide1;1937626]It all started with the unavailability of girls at Pune due to the heavy hand of LE spoiling whatever little scene this godforsaken city had. Masturbation did not help as it is no fun when you are not complementing it with regular sessions with the scores of ladies out there. At the end of the day you still want to nestle in the warmth of a woman's curves and forget everything in that few moments of bliss. The nadir arrived during a self shagging session in the comfort of my room* while skimming through the video of James Deen introducing Janice Griffiths to the world of porn (fun fact: Janice Griffiths is half Indian) , I saw a pigeon perched on my window sill with an expression of judging me. Worried about the fact that I will do a Tesla and start talking to the pigeon, I decided to carpe diem the shit of my miserable position.
After it has been established that my body needed a mini vacation of sorts, I decided to treat myself to a trip to either Delhi or Kolkata. Both had their merits and on paper,* Delhi was the heaven that the average punter in India can only dream of. A smorgasbord of ecelectic and affordable choices, it spoils the horny bastards in us to a fault. Kolkata is legendary in no small measure thanks to what I can describe the most (perhaps only) organized RLD. For me Kolkata is extremely personal and special because the formative years of my punting days have been spent there. More life lessons were learnt about love and other assorted emotions during the innumerable loud, colorful and hedonistic LT sessions (both paid and unpaid) at various premium houses in Sonagachi. A visit there would be like a wave of nostalgia just that it will be far more perverted...[/QUOTE]Hey dude,
This one deserves a standing ovation. This is without a doubt the best FR I have ever had the privilege of reading on ISG. Keep fucking like this and keep writing like this bro.
Yours truly,
Bhukha Lauda.