[QUOTE=Henio]@Jackyo: Girl who can milk a goat eh? That's a winner for my money.[/QUOTE]LOL. Goat Friend Experience. These acronyms always confused me.
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[QUOTE=Henio]@Jackyo: Girl who can milk a goat eh? That's a winner for my money.[/QUOTE]LOL. Goat Friend Experience. These acronyms always confused me.
[QUOTE=Toscana]LOL. Goat Friend Experience. These acronyms always confused me.[/QUOTE]
I've never been to Romania.
All that I've see of it was in the movie "Borat". Though it supposedly takes place in Kazahkstan, those village scenes were filmed in Romania.
Nothing against goats, by the way. There is nothing like a good [i]fromage de chevre[/i] every now and then.
The next time you session with one of these women and you ask yourself where her handjob technique comes from, wonder no longer. She has learned from experience that that extra squeeze of the tip at the end extracts more juice.
And some of you may wonder what happens to these women after their careers are over. Thirty or forty years down the road, what becomes of them? Its a legitimate question.
As Marlow has speculated here before, next time you pass an old woman (a Babushka) muttering to herself at a bus stop, you should turn around and imagine what she used to look like when she was in her twenties.
A lifetime of trying to outrun mounted Cossacks swinging swords would make you paranoid too.
Brings to mind Tennyson's "The Charge of the Light Brigade" and the days of Empire.
[QUOTE=CT Dude]But what we pay for is the illusion. If a chick I fuck has a pimp, c'est la vie. Still, I don't need to know about it and part of the appeal of this whole scene (to me at least) is that they shouldn't be in your face. In the situation LBC described they clearly were.
I rank pimps lower than whale shit. But I'm pragmatic enough to maintain an "out of sight, out of mind" attitude (perhaps some would call it denial). Either way, it only works if they are indeed out of sight.[/QUOTE]
Pimps maybe lowlifes, but your insults are basically like the people protesting China by hoisting themselves on the Golden Gate bridge with cables that are made in China, absolute futility. Just because prostitution is legal in Germany does not mean that its free of some unpleasant elements.
[QUOTE=CBGBConnisur]Pimps maybe lowlifes, but your insults are basically like the people protesting China by hoisting themselves on the Golden Gate bridge with cables that are made in China, absolute futility. Just because prostitution is legal in Germany does not mean that its free of some unpleasant elements.[/QUOTE]
Well duh! Dude, you completely missed my point.
My point wasn’t to insult pimps or even make any statement at all about how prevalent they are or how we may or may not be supporting their enterprises (and I'm STILL not making or implying any such statement). Obviously I don’t like them; who here does? But I plainly acknowledged they exist.
Regardless of their existence, I don’t want to be confronted by them. Their unmistakable presence would likely be a continuous reminder of the seedier side of the business, which isn’t exactly conducive to me having a good time, and that’s what I’m there for in the first place. Maybe they’re always gonna be there, and maybe if I wanted to try and pick them out I could, but that’s not something I personally would ever do. If they’re discreetly hanging out keeping an eye on their girls, it’s not gonna affect me one way or another because I wouldn't even notice (I’m not saying I tacitly approve, but it is what it is). Out of sight, out of mind. LBC’s account piqued my interest because it sounded so unavoidable. And it seems it made him at least as uncomfortable as I imagine it would make me, probably even more so.
[QUOTE=Londonbasketcase] I stood at the bar thinking and mouthing "wankers, wankers, wankers" at them and as they walked past me I called them "fuckwits" and "cocksuckers". They just ignored me and waved at the receptionist as they left.[/QUOTE]I really meant to throw in an “attaboy” for that, but I forgot. But he shouldn’t have been put in that position to begin with, and apparently the club, or at least some employees, were totally complacent. Like I said in the first place, that sounds like a club we should avoid.
That’s all.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]It may be possible to play this game at World but these guys have a Hausverbot at the smaller clubs.
Having them hanging around does put the clubs at a legal risk.
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Actually, I have it on good authority that there are pimps at Berndt's. You probably don't haven't noticed them as they aren't as young, nor are the the hard-bodies of their counterparts at the big Hessen clubs. Their supporters are very vocal and loyal, pointing to their superior [i]Ausstrahlung[/i] over their counterparts at larger clubs as well as their consistently superior service.
Radler (runnning and ducking)
[QUOTE=Radler]Actually, I have it on good authority that there are pimps at Berndt's. You probably don't haven't noticed them as they aren't as young, nor are the the hard-bodies of their counterparts at the big Hessen clubs. Their supporters are very vocal and loyal, pointing to their superior [i]Ausstrahlung[/i] over their counterparts at larger clubs as well as their consistently superior service.
Radler (runnning and ducking)[/QUOTE]
It's a well-known fact that Edith, the evening thekefrau is actually a famous pimp in drag. That's where she gets her wonderful demeanor from. LOL
[QUOTE=Iseeu]It's a well-known fact that Edith, the evening thekefrau is actually a famous pimp in drag. That's where she gets her wonderful demeanor from. LOL[/QUOTE]
Could it be that this is why Connie is always so charming and so delightful whenever I see her? :)
I've asked before if anyone had the pleasure of taking Connie out for a spin, so to speak, before she decided to switch to the other side of the counter but so far I've not met anyone who has said yes.
Just got back to my hotel from visiting my favorite DAM RLD lady. Provides GFE including BBBJ and DATY in a 1 hour session for 100 Euro. Better value for money than some not-to-be-named FKK clubs. LOL
Of course, I've been visiting her during my periodic trips to DAM for almost 2 years so YMMV. She's widely reviewed on Ignatz, but is convinced that I'm marketing her skills on this forum, because she's been getting an upswing in demand lately from Anglo speakers. The experience with her is always enhanced by my hightened senses caused by some newest and greatest weed that my old college buddy who lives here, finds for each visit, and ensures that I sample before going off to visit her. Life is GOOOOOD.
I was also able to mix business with pleasure in Germany the previous 2 days, and, despite some last minute scheduling changes arranged by my ever too eager PA, which necessitated dropping Bernd's from my schedule, still managed to visit 3 clubs in the course of 30 hours. Beverly's FKK gang bang night was hotter than ever, Freudenberg has undergone a generational change (a popular term in the US these days) dropped its MILF image, and now deserves more attention (thanks Radler and others for promoting it), and Villa Vertigo, which I was greatly anticipating, was a huge disappointment.
Planning on writing longer reports during the flight home and posting on each, but thought that I'd just raise a big CAUTION sign and suggest avoiding VV until it gets its act together and recruits a reasonable lineup of SP. Some of the Dutch guys and I were joking that the place looked more like an upscale gay sauna, than an FKK. Never been to a wh*rehouse, where no one, and I mean no one, was f*cking. Very disappointing visit. 1st time in a long time, that I was actually looking forward to leaving an FKK without even one session under my belt. It's a shame because the facility with the sommergarten and pool now open and accessible, is very nicely done.
L8r
[QUOTE=Radler]
Radler (runnning and ducking)[/QUOTE]
Radler,
No need to run.... I thought the others made clear in the Bernds thread that fair criticism of Bernds was welcome as the place is not for everyone. ;-)
[QUOTE=Monger Man]Radler,
No need to run.... I thought the others made clear in the Bernds thread that fair criticism of Bernds was welcome as the place is not for everyone. ;-)[/QUOTE]
Yes, they do tend to say that, but get rather defensive when I point out a number of the women at Berndts at least appearance-wise would fit comfortably into the Laufhaus environment or point out the claims on the service level are somewhat exaggerated.
That said, there are two good reasons to visit Berndts: 1) for historical purposes (we all do owe this club a debt for its place in monger history) 2) budgetary purposes (you like an FT finish but don't like to pay for it as an extra).
I thought the sister club of Bernd's St. Augustine was the superior one, too bad its been closed for a very long time.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Freudenberg has undergone a generational change (a popular term in the US these days) dropped its MILF image, and now deserves more attention (thanks Radler and others for promoting it), and Villa Vertigo, which I was greatly anticipating, was a huge disappointment.[/QUOTE]
Not sure I was promoting the place (F39). Just reporting my visits. Glad you enjoyed it, some of the women and the club are undiscovered gems. Suggest you write a review.
Yes, VV is weird. Great facilaties, but the quality of the women is seriously lacking. Should have read my and LBC's reports before going there. Only reason I go there is because a friend likes it and I don't mind a slow day in the middle of a week long FKK/Sauna campaign. A review of VV would also be nice.
[QUOTE=Radler]Yes, VV is weird. Great facilaties, but the quality of the women is seriously lacking. Should have read my and LBC's reports before going there.[/QUOTE]
Villa Vertigo trip reports:
Radler [post]749627[/post]
LBC [post]749839[/post]
Kind regards
Londonbasketcase
[QUOTE=Radler]Not sure I was promoting the place (F39). Just reporting my visits. Glad you enjoyed it, some of the women and the club are undiscovered gems. Suggest you write a review.
Yes, VV is weird. Great facilaties, but the quality of the women is seriously lacking. Should have read my and LBC's reports befiore going there. Only reason I go there is because a friend likes it and I don't mind a slow day in the middle of a week long FKK/Sauna campaign. A review of VV would also be nice.[/QUOTE]
I read your reports as well as others on the local forums. Due to the mixed reports coming out, I was aware of the VV situation, but I visited it anyway so that I can have my own knowledge base filled in, as I had not been there since its opening. I also had to travel anyway to AMS so it was "on the way". I agree that no expense was spared in designing and building these classy, stylish facilities, still, it was a really bad visit.
As I wrote, I'll file my reports of Beverly, Freudenberg (where I hooked up with your friend Sophie) and VV as time and my other responsibilities allow. Patience.
[QUOTE=CBGBConnisur]I thought the sister club of Bernd's St. Augustine was the superior one, too bad its been closed for a very long time.[/QUOTE]
Anyone who had the pleasure of visiting the Sankt Augustine-Meindorf club before it closed will agree with you.