Rio de Janeiro Reports

Catwoman Wednesday.

Vagabundo got in there to Centro early taking a bus and the metro for 10 r, and banged catwoman for 1 h for 230 r. With 35 minutes of actual fucking the cost per fuck per minute was right in there at 6 ish, which is high just due to lack of cardio by Vagabundo who skipped muay thai Tuesday as he was dealing with a bunch of issues, and he smoked some ganja on Monday which he has not been doing as it interferes with the higher high of training kick boxing. Had a good creampie and blew a smaller load on her leg. Another ISGer came in right after and went with catwoman, which is fine, but other isgers are also bidding up the girls that they meet through my guiding them to the secret termas, and that begins to be a little bit of an annoyance. Guys come into town for a week and the best new girls prices go up 25% and they're not available, so.

Generally, the locals are broke af. Seems like every brazilian and indeed every person in my cirlces is asking, begging, pleading for cash.

So there's that.

Well, I finally made it to Rio! And to celebrate, I decided to spend time in one of my favorite places to be in Brazil. Quatro por Quatro (4 x4)! I sessioned with an attractive, dark-haired branca going by "Bela". And how was the action in the room? How about her literally [B]screaming[/B] at the very top of her lungs [B]fuck me in the ass like the puta that I am[/B]! God damnit only in Brazil! I mean, it was as good as old times. Two-holers are a dime a dozen, but three-holers take it to a whole new level. And Rio is full of three-holers! Some proclaim their love of "breeding" negras. Others profess their obsession with taking brancas in the ass. It's Rio. Do your thing! I swear I can't decide which I like best, Rio or Sampa. It's like trying to choose between children. Impossible! Ever since my first visit to Sampa, any trip I take to Brazil has to involve both Rio and Sampa. Now, there's no doubt in my mind that Scandallo is the baddest puta palace on the planet. No doubt about it! But if you like the porn star experience like I do, then I haven't found anyplace in the world where the tutes deliver the PSE as good as the Brazilian girls do. I mean in Rio the pretty hoors [B]throw down[/B] in the room. They like to be called "puta" and fucked in the ass. They will suck you off and [B]puah[/B] spit on your dick. You can pull their hair and slap your dick in their faces, and they will respond with "gostoso" and "safado". I mean it was like my first time in Rio all over again LOL! I don't know what to tell you Steve. Except that [B]Seeking sucks[/B] LOL! Who needs that when you can travel abroad to a place like Brazil? Already planning my next trip. More on this developing story later (with pics). I knew I was going to run some numbers up here in this motherfucker! Started out right!

Great report Mr Cane, thank you.

Will you be checking out that newish terma in Botafogo, Carribean Zul? There's not many reviews of it on here yet.

[QUOTE=SoberHans69;2989410]Great report Mr Cane, thank you. Will you be checking out that newish terma in Botafogo, Carribean Zul? There's not many reviews of it on here yet.[/QUOTE]That termas is on my list, and I will report out, if not as a "spot report" then as part of the full report I do at the conclusion of this trip. And thanks for the props!

[QUOTE=TheCane;2989342]Well, I finally made it to Rio! And to celebrate, I decided to spend time in one of my favorite places to be in Brazil. Quatro por Quatro (4 x4)! I sessioned with an attractive, dark-haired branca going by "Bela". And how was the action in the room? How about her literally [B]screaming[/B] at the very top of her lungs [B]fuck me in the ass like the puta that I am[/B]! God damnit only in Brazil! I mean, it was as good as old times. Two-holers are a dime a dozen, but three-holers take it to a whole new level. And Rio is full of three-holers! Some proclaim their love of "breeding" negras. Others profess their obsession with taking brancas in the ass. It's Rio. Do your thing! I swear I can't decide which I like best, Rio or Sampa. It's like trying to choose between children. Impossible! Ever since my first visit to Sampa, any trip I take to Brazil has to involve both Rio and Sampa. Now, there's no doubt in my mind that Scandallo is the baddest puta palace on the planet. No doubt about it! But if you like the porn star experience like I do, then I haven't found anyplace in the world where the tutes deliver the PSE as good as the Brazilian girls do. I mean in Rio the pretty hoors [B]throw down[/B] in the room. They like to be called "puta" and fucked in the ass. They will suck you off and [B]puah[/B] spit on your dick. You can pull their hair and slap your dick in their faces, and they will respond with "gostoso" and "safado". I mean it was like my first time in Rio all over again LOL! I don't know what to tell you Steve. Except that [B]Seeking sucks[/B] LOL! Who needs that when you can travel abroad to a place like Brazil? Already planning my next trip. More on this developing story later (with pics). I knew I was going to run some numbers up here in this motherfucker! Started out right![/QUOTE]Haha. Thanks for the shoutout. You have absolutely been killing it in Brasil. And conprehenaive boots on the ground reporting. Bravo.

As to Seekig vs the girl buffet in Brasil. They each have their place. If I had my way I would be 24 x7 fucking hot garotas. No question. But as I am not always I Brasil I make do elsewhere! Whether that is at home or traveling Seeking can always deliver a hot GFE girl in the truest sense (I avoid the pros). Each has its merits. So do it alll!

[B]Introduction[/B]

I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.

I want to make it clear that I haven't personally confirmed all the details in this note, and I don't take credit for the information. A huge shoutout to Mr. Tochka, Mr. Steve 9696, Mr. Anaggie, and Mr. Caneyour insights have been invaluable in helping me piece this together.

As I continue my trip planning, I'll update this note with new information and experiences. If you notice any mistakes or have additional tips, please don't hesitate to correct me or share your thoughts. Let's make this a collaborative resource for everyone exploring Brazil for the first time!

This guide includes everything you need to know for your trip to Brazil, from accommodations and entertainment to transportation, safety tips, and detailed information on escort websites and massage locations.

[B]1. Visa & Travel Documentation[/B]

EVisa Requirement: Starting April 10,2024, USA Citizens must obtain an eVisa to enter Brazil.

Cost: $40 USD.

Processing Time: 3-5 business days (apply at least 2 weeks in advance).

Essential Documents: Passport, printed / digital eVisa, government-issued ID, and travel confirmations.

Tip: Store digital backups in Google Drive or email.

[B]2. Accommodation[/B]

[B]So Paulo Moema[/B]

Noise Considerations: Moema is near Congonhas Airport (CGH), so expect constant jet noise.

[B]Hotels[/B]:

Mercure So Paulo Moema Times Square: 100130/ night. Guest-friendly, bar / restaurant downstairs. Moderate noise.

Estanplaza Ibirapuera: 100130/ night. Closer to Clinicas but no bar / restaurant. Moderate noise.

Wyndham near Ibirapuera Mall: $100/ night. Noise reduced but not eliminated.

[B]Airbnb[/B]:

Look for apartments with double-pane windows or soundproofing.

Price: 3045/ night for studios.

Tip: Email hosts to confirm soundproofing features.

Other Areas: Av. Paulista, Vila Marina, and Brooklyn are quieter but farther from Clinicas. Uber rides in the rain can be tiresome.

[B]Rio de Janeiro Copacabana[/B]

[B]Luxury Hotels[/B]: Fairmont Rio (350500/ night), Fasano Rio (400600/ night), JW Marriott (300450/ night).

[B]Mid-Range Hotels[/B]: Windsor California (150200/ night), Pestana RJ (120160/ night).

[B]Budget Option[/B]: Ibis Posto 5 (6090/ night).

[B]Airbnb Recommendation[/B]: Avenida Atlntica 2692 (225/ night, ocean view, rooftop pool, gym).

[B]3. Entertainment & Activities[/B]

[B]So Paulo[/B]

[B]Nightlife & Bars[/B]:

Casaro: Well-known entertainment venue.

Scandallo: Entry R200 (40 USD), drinks R30 R50 (610 USD).

[B]Spa & Massage[/B]: Various local spas and massage parlors.

[B]Rio de Janeiro[/B]

[B]Nightlife & Bars[/B]:

Mabs Bar (Copacabana): Free entry, drinks R20 R50 (410 USD).

Guacamole (Barra the Tijuca): Entry R50 (10 USD), drinks R25 R40 (58 USD).

[B]Termas (Spa Clubs)[/B]:

Premium: Solarium, Monte Carlo, Centaurus.

Budget-Friendly: Vila Mimosa (Centro), Blue Room (Centro).

[B]Beaches[/B]:

Praia the Reserva (Barra the Tijuca): Less crowded, natural beach.

Posto 2 (Barra the Tijuca): Best for fit girls and talent.

[B]4. Escort Websites[/B]

[B]Barra VIPS Rio[/B]: [URL]https://www.barravipsrio.com[/URL].

[B]Rio Sex Site[/B]: [URL]https://www.riosexsite.com[/URL].

[B]Fatal Model[/B]: [URL]https://fatalmodel.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-rj[/URL] (They come to you).

[B]Photo Acompanhantes[/B]: [URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com[/URL].

[B]5. Massage Locations[/B]

[B]Espao Terapias[/B]: [URL]https://espacoterapias.com.br[/URL] (You go to them).

[B]Duda Massagem[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 156, Centro, Sala 3320.1 h: R200,30 min: R170.

[B]Onix Terapias[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 2235.1 h: R170,30 min: R140. [URL]https://onixterapias.com[/URL] (Choose VIP room).

[B]Studio Malibu[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 156, Sala 606.

[B]Belprazer[/B]: Av. Rio Branco 185, Sala 2114.1 h: R180,30 min: R140. Clean rooms with AC and shower. Highly recommended.

[B]Dark Room[/B]: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Floor 20.1 h: R140,30 min: R100. [URL]https://www.darkroom.com.br[/URL].

[B]Espacio Terapias[/B]: Praca Olavo Bilac 28, Sala 1417.

[B]Eden Spa Copacabana[/B]: Av. Nossa Sra de Copacabana 583, Sala 401.1 h: R200,30 min: R140. [URL]https://www.edenspa.com.br[/URL].

[B]Delirio Oriental[/B]: Rua Hilario de Gouveia 66, Sala 201.1 h: R200,30 min: R150. [URL]https://deliriooriental.com.br[/URL].

[B]6. Termas & Nightclubs[/B]

[B]Termas 4x4[/B]: Rua Buenos Aires 44, Centro. Entry: R70,30 min: R350. Best time: 5-8 PM for full lineup.

[B]Centro de Lazer MV30 Club[/B]: Rua Mairink Veiga 30, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R150.

[B]Uphouse Nightclub[/B]: Av. Mem de S 89, Lapa. Entry: R10,30 min: R150,1 h:300.

[B]Club 502[/B]: Rua Alfandega 55, Centro. Entry: R10,30 min: R170.

[B]Dolce Vita[/B]: Av. Atlantica 1424. Not recommended.

[B]7. Transportation[/B]

[B]Uber/99[/B]: Safe and affordable.

Airport to Copacabana: R60 R120 (1225 USD).

Short trips: R15 R40 (38 USD).

[B]Metro (So Paulo)[/B]: R4. 40 (1 USD) per ride. Not 24/7.

[B]Taxis[/B]: Use only official taxis or apps like Taxi Rio. Risk of overcharging.

[B]8. Safety & Tips[/B]

Pickpockets: Common in Copacabana, Lapa, and public transport.

ATMs: Use only inside banks to avoid skimming fraud.

Guest Registration: Some hotels require guest ID registration.

Fake Uber Drivers: Always verify license plate and driver details.

[B]9. Tipping Guidelines[/B]

Not Expected: Tipping is not customary in Brazil.

Alternative: Bring small gifts like chocolates, perfume, or accessories.

If Tipping:

Bartenders / Waiters: R5 R20 (14 USD).

Hotel Staff: R10 R20 (24 USD).

[B]10. Key Reminders[/B]

Termas Best Time: 5-8 PM for full lineups.

Prives Hours: Monday-Friday (10 AM-10 PM), Saturday (10 AM6 PM), closed Sundays.

WhatsApp Bookings: Many massage spots and private clubs accept bookings via WhatsApp.

Carnival: Termas may be closed during Carnival (check ahead).

[QUOTE=TattooedTuna;2989566][B]Introduction[/B]

I'm excited to share my journey as I plan my first trip to Brazil! Over the past few months, I've been diving into forums, reading trip reports, and gathering tips from experienced travelers. This note is a collection of everything I've learned so far, and I hope it can be a helpful guide for others who are new to the Brazil scene, just like me.

[/QUOTE]If you're asking for tips, I'd put SP in the SP forum and Rio in the Rio forum. Not just because this is the way it's supposed to be, but because the notes you might receive would be better organized for your own convenience.

A few thoughts.

1. I have no idea what this Blue Room is, does anyone?

2. All "massage" places you listed sans the first one are bordellos.

3. VM is not a terma or club; it's a terribly run-down, although relatively safe area. Think how Amsterdam Red-Light District and its residents would look in Jeronimo Bosch's paintings. However, there is a good club / bordello called Mosaico next to VM.

4. What's Guacamole? Never heard of that.

5. There are much cheaper and good vacation rentals in Copa.

6. I highly recommend Termas 4 x4. First tier, but cheaper than others and fun.

7. Many popular clubs are missing in your list, so I would recommend some additional reading if you have plenty of time in Rio. For just a few days, your list will do.

8. The Carnival is over.

[QUOTE=RioBob;2988376][URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/c2EnuizAyFis1V9Y9?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy[/URL]

I had a low floor apartment about $225 a day, I was going to let my friend stay with me as I had an extra sofa bed but I noticed same building apartments still available the prices were dropping so I rented him a higher floor apartment at a $100 dollar discount also $225 a couple of days before we arrived.

Not my apartment but in the same building, there are at least 10 apartments in the building on Airbnb.

[URL]https://www.airbnb.com/l/NyPG2GES[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks!

Quite honestly I thought that's a bit too pricey for 1 bdrm, but then I clicked on the pictures. Wow, what an awesome place!

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2989559]Haha. Thanks for the shoutout. You have absolutely been killing it in Brasil. And conprehenaive boots on the ground reporting. Bravo.
As to Seekig vs the girl buffet in Brasil. They each have their place. If I had my way I would be 24 x7 fucking hot garotas. No question. But as I am not always I Brasil I make do elsewhere! Whether that is at home or traveling Seeking can always deliver a hot GFE girl in the truest sense (I avoid the pros). Each has its merits. So do it alll![/QUOTE]Well my Seeking membership expires the end of this month. And I won't be renewing. Do your thing!

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2989625]If you're asking for tips, I'd put SP in the SP forum and Rio in the Rio forum. Not just because this is the way it's supposed to be, but because the notes you might receive would be better organized for your own convenience.[/QUOTE]If he would like to keep the information all in one place, and I can understand why someone might want to do that, then another option for a post of this sort is to use "General Information". I've done that before myself when I wanted to write about more than one destination in the same post.

Well, I've settled into my hotel in Barra the Tijuca. My main reason for staying here is because the price for a good hotel in Copacabana is a bit more than I'm willing to pay. I'm far from the action but Uber to Copacabana should not be too bad. I really like this part of Rio, lots of hot girls out and about. Its my fault for not acquiring Portuguese language skills.

I spent five days in Rio during Carnival. My recommendation is to stick to the Termas, though sometimes you might find freelancers at Mab's Copacabana.

Here's a brief review:

Brazilians tend to be more open-minded, and deep kissing is common.

As for the TermasSolarium, Centaurus, and Monte Carlothey are similar to small FKK clubs. On the first floor, you change and take a shower. The second floor has a bar with girls, and the third floor consists of rooms. The total cost, including entry, room, and service, is typically between 800-1000 BRL. The girls are generally of good quality.

Termas Up House Night Club in Lapa is really bad.

Most spas, on the other hand, tend to have lower-quality girls and small cubicles with little privacy you can often hear banging from the next room, and many don't have showers. These places are mostly located in central, somewhat deserted commercial buildings a bit scray where you need to show ID to security to access the elevator and find the spa. Prices are around 170 BRL for 30 minutes and 220 BRL for an hour. The SPAs I visited Eden, Copa Rio, Dark Room, Belprazer, and Onix Terapiaswere disappointing, so I didn't go through with anything.

For exchanging currency, I recommend withdrawing Brazilian Reais from ATMs since local exchange rates are generally poor.

By the way, if you're interested in wildlife, Praa the Repblica. Campo de Santana has a lot of capybaras!

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2989625]If you're asking for tips, I'd put SP in the SP forum and Rio in the Rio forum. Not just because this is the way it's supposed to be, but because the notes you might receive would be better organized for your own convenience.

A few thoughts.

1. I have no idea what this Blue Room is, does anyone?

2. All "massage" places you listed sans the first one are bordellos.

3. VM is not a terma or club; it's a terribly run-down, although relatively safe area. Think how Amsterdam Red-Light District and its residents would look in Jeronimo Bosch's paintings. However, there is a good club / bordello called Mosaico next to VM..[/QUOTE]Appreciate the insights! I'll post in the right forums next time for better organization. Noted on the massage spots, VM, and Mosaico—good to know. Guacamole is a Mexican bar, was just curious if anyone had been. And yeah, I intentionally labeled them as 'massage' so I could use an AI tool to sort them more easily, LOL. Thanks again!

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2989627]Thanks!

Quite honestly I thought that's a bit too pricey for 1 bdrm, but then I clicked on the pictures. Wow, what an awesome place![/QUOTE]There's plenty of nice places in Rio to stay at much better rates than that. I wouldn't pay those rates either.

[QUOTE=Tnfsh217;2989706]I spent five days in Rio during Carnival. My recommendation is to stick to the Termas, though sometimes you might find freelancers at Mab's Copacabana. Most spas, on the other hand, tend to have lower-quality girls and small cubicles with little privacy you can often hear banging from the next room, and many don't have showers. These places are mostly located in central, somewhat deserted commercial buildings a bit scray where you need to show ID to security to access the elevator and find the spa. Prices are around 170 BRL for 30 minutes and 220 BRL for an hour. The spas I visited Eden, Copa Rio, Dark Room, Belprazer, and Onix Terapiaswere disappointing, so I didn't go through with anything.[/QUOTE]Oh you're on the "shit list" now LOLOLOL!