Seoul Noob on the Loose....
I started reading the forum about a week before a three day business trip to Seoul. Full disclosure. I can't speak a word of Korean, I have never been to Seoul before, and I do not have a clue, although I have done my fair share of prowling around Bangkok, Hong Kong, Singapore, Jakarta, etc.
I flew in at around 6: 00PM, was at my hotel by around 8: 00PM, and after a 1/2 hour work call, it was off on the prowl. I am staying at the Intercon South of the river, so all the RLD seemed like hard work, and it is pissing down rain tonite, so I decided it would have to be a local expedition. Saw a few post from the resident Gurus that recommended the Anma Teheran, and lo and behold, it is only one train stop on the two line. Off I go.
Never having been to Seoul, I was immediately struck by the fact that nobody can speak a freaking word of English. These folks make the Thais look like a bunch of linguists! I wandered through the Coex mall, through a huge crowd of people for 20 minutes, finally found the train (thank god I jumped the one going in the right direction), followed Big Kahuna and Brain's directions out of the Soeleung station. I have an umbrella, but man it is pissing down, I go three streets, hang a left, another left into an alley, and there are a dozen places that are obviously knock shops (barber shop poles, car wash curtains, etc), but all these dudes are glaring at me, taxi's spraying puddles all over me, and I can't find the place. I briefly consider a tactical retreat to the hotel room and the yellow pages, but decide maybe I will go back to Terehran street, go one more down, then left and left. Bingo!
Not really as flashy as I had imagined, but I was in business. About this time I start worrying about the posts that I had read about the parlours turing white boys away, so I lurk around until the two Korean guys in front of me have gone up. Next elevator up! I get up there and the two Korean customers are still at the counter, but nobody seems too troubled by my whiteness or obvious ignorance. The room attendant guy takes my shoes and umbrella, and suddenly, this Korean guy, obviously the manager, with a big smile on his face, waves me over (can't understand what he is talking about) and sticks me in an empty room with no chairs and closes the door. I figure he is just waiting for the Korean dudes to settle up and doesn't want me freaking them out. Room attendant comes to get me 5 minutes later, brings me to a friendly lady at the desk. At this point its obvious they aren't going to throw me out, so I start worrying about the rip-off. "How much" I ask, and after some pantomime, it is apparent she wants $180, 000. I immediately suspect I am getting a no sex body rub, based on the higher prices referred to on this site, but there is no way to confirm anything with this lady. She looks at me like I an amusing retard until the attendant leads me away, down the stairs, past the big picture of Al Pacino (from Heat), into a very nice room with a weird leather throne with a toilet seat kind of thing going on, a bed, and a bath tub area. After a smoke (nice touch), the young lady appears with a soft knock.
At first, I am underwhelmed. Her body is nice for a short girl, but her face appears somewhat rubbery, with a hint of double chin. Say body 8 face 7, being generous. She has a very nice smile, though, and although my ignorance of the scene seems to embarrass her, she gets down to business. Off comes the threads, onto the bed, she applies some face oil, then some weird cold face compress. She then leaves me there and has a smoke, which probably is against the rules, but I don't mind. Then she asks me to bruch my teeth, and into the bath, followed by a scrub while I sit on this little stool. After a thorough wash, its onto the throne, where she starts rubbing her breasts and butt up against me. About this time, I am getting extremely pleased with myself, having been off the plane only about 3 hours in a new city, but she is really getting into it and I start getting a little carried away. I have to stop her, for fear of dropping my load! She realizes my dilema and directs me to the bed, face down, and proceeds to give me the titt and butt treatment on my back, followed by licking and biting my legs, asshole and back! Holy shit! What a great country! This girl was moaning and really getting into it! Freaking fantastic! I am ashamed to admit to you, my brothers, that I lost it and shot my load into the towel, but as I was face down, I don't think she noticed. She then had me turn over, gave me a BBBJ, which got me back in action pretty directly, and then rode me like cowboy. I must say, I did not try to munch on her or anything else other than suck her tits, as my mind was pretty blown by the whole thing. Afterwards, she gave me the wash treatment, we smoked a cig, and then I was out of there.
Thanks to all of you guys who have posted reports, which allowed me to hit the ground running! I may try the Youngsan RLD tomorrow after my meetings, unless it is still raining. Or maybe I'll just go back to Teheran!
G Bone