Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=CoolieHigh;2944274]Yeah if filiing for bankruptcy atleast 3 times to convincing folks and banks to STILL lend you money, to ascending to presidency with a legion of followers who he could careless about as his hoes, as he convinces them to randsack the capitol, to being shot at, getting felony charges with the possibility of STILL being president again even after being convicted doesn't ACCURATELY define a "two bit ghetto ass pimp" I don't know what does. Just saying 😬.[/QUOTE]This comment is fucked up. Written by a mother fucking punk ass ***** sitting in sex prison half way around the world trying to stay relevant until he can get his next work release pass to go play court jester for the King of Sosua in the Dominican Republic.

There is a very active [B]American Politics[/B] thread Coolie High. Use it. I do! Now anytime you want to meet me face to face you can find me here in [I]Pattaya, Thailand[/I] and the [B]Bus Bar.[/B] Let me know. And be advised I never had a psychotic break. But your and the King of Sosua have apoplectic fits every time I post a report in the [B]Sosua Reports[/B] thread. You both can seriously go fuck yourselves. I'll let you know when I am back in the Dominican Republic if you afford the trip to [I]Thailand[/I].

[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2944279]Shots fired!

[b]How you like Pimpampoumpipo now LOL.[/b][/QUOTE]I like [B]The Pimp[/B] a whole lot better than I like mother fuckers like: Nyezhov, Mogwai, Ugly Ass Man, Allover, (fill in the blank with name of the next hater).

[B]The Pimp[/B] posts reports. Check the posting history of the mother fuckers in my list above. A bunch no posting about girls big talkers of shit!

I like you [B]CaliGuy[/B]. You know why? Because you can dish it out and you can take it and you are funny as fuck. Unlike the punk ass ***** mother fuckers on my [B]No Like[/B] list above.

Mr. Administrator, A like / no like function for each post would be a great addition. I would post a whole lot less if I could just hit a the thumbs down button.

[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2944279]Shots fired!

How you like Pimpampoumpipo now LOL.[/QUOTE]Shots fired, no. The sub has been sunk.

[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2944106]I am impressed that you can dig up and respond to posts that have been posted for several months, which is several light years for this thread. [/QUOTE]Not really a problem for me you dumb ass. I know how to use the search function available to everyone on ISG. I have a academic background that dates back to the days of card catalogs and micro fiche. I have a professional background in investigation on the street where people who don't want to get caught will pull a gun on your ass. You ever had a job where your life was in danger everyday?

You young ass mother fuckers could not figure out how to put your dick in a girls pussy if you could not google on your smart phones. Even if the girl was holding it for you and pointing out where you should put it. [I]put here...I love you long time[/I]. [B]LOL![/B].

[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2944106][b]Turgids is dated February 5, 2024 if I understood the date format used in ISG correctly (123rd page of this thread (again if I'm not mistaken)).[/b] Bravo![/QUOTE][B]Acually no[/B] A post will change the actual page number it is on as more posts are added to the thread stack. So that is not a good point of reference.

[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2944106] To find posts from that time, you certainly have to spend several hours, even several days digging,[/QUOTE][B]Actually no[/B]

It took me 58.37 seconds to find the two posts below. I know the exact time because I started the stopwatch on my iPhone 14 ProMax 512 GB when I started looking for them by searching your posting history. All I did was click on your handle. Click view forum posts. Then look for the date in February. I did this just to break it off in your mother fucking keyboard warrior ass. Check out what I found:

[U]06-04-24[/U]

[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2920096][b]Almost every time I didn't use a condom in Pattaya or Phuket I caught an STD[/b]. Either I'm particularly unlucky, or the number of infested women is significant in these places. I still tend to think that the second hypothesis is correct. I remain very impressed but also perplexed by those who constantly practice BBFS without ever catching anything.[/QUOTE][U]08-28-22[/U]

[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2737060]I'll gladly leave them to you. [b]Personally I'm bored to die in there[/b].[/QUOTE][B]That is quite a gap between posts.[/B] I couldn't find anything for February 2024 from you.

[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2944106]On that, you are several heads above everyone else, I think you have unrivaled availability.[/QUOTE]Actually no again. I am not a wage slave. My money works for me. I am writing this right now as I watch green and read candlesticks form on my iPad Air screen. I am long on a futures contract right now and I am underwater 1. 48% as I write this.

[QUOTE=Pimpampoumpipo;2944106]or even spend all your days there because you visit a lot of threads (you tell us so).[/QUOTE]I can tell you how I spend my days. It is not as wage slave. It is not as a sex prisoner. I am not pining away for my next work release so I can travel someplace in the world to get pussy. [B]What are you doing right now PIMP?[/B].

Can everyone please note how some people are clogging up the [B]Pattaya Reports[/B] thread with their personal vendetta bullshit! (PIMP, Allover, CaliGuy). Yes I am talking to all ya punk ass ***** mother fuckers posting bullshit over there. [B]PIMP[/B] if you have a problem with my posts there is a [B]RANTS[/B] thread. I am replying to your personal vendetta bullshit right here. Because that is where it belong.

What happen to you bro? You leave [I]Pattaya[/I] and now you have blue balls and you are taking it out on me using your keyboard? You were filing excellent reports on your [B]Thai Friendly[/B] adventures until someone did not display the proper [I]rectitude[/I]. Put on your big boy pants, man up and ignore that shit. If your dick was getting off who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks. That is my attitude and people have apoplectic fits over the fact that I just don't give a fuck and keep on keeping on. Yo, if reading my posts cause you to get butt hurt and your panties in a knot or they do not meet the level of [B]rectitude[/B] that your sensitive personality requires then do like this guy:

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2944149]he's on my ignore list[/QUOTE]Reach out to him via PM. I am sure he can teach you how to use it. Then you can teach Mogwai how to use it. Who the fuck uses a word like [B]rectitude[/B] on a site where we are sharing information on how to fuck bitches (even ladyboys in some cases)? [B]Are you really that much of a girly man PIMP[/B]?

ACE GAME GOES TO SUBCMDR! [B]Your serve PIMP![/B].

[B]What the fuck is a Horse trader?[/B]

[B]Horse trading[/B], [I]in its literal sense, is the buying and selling of horses, also called "horse dealing". Due to the difficulties in evaluating the merits of a horse offered for sale, [u]the sale of horses offered great opportunities for dishonesty, leading to use of the term horse trading (or horsetrading) as a widespread metaphor for complex bargaining or other transactions[/u], such as political vote trading. [b]It was expected that horse sellers would capitalize on these opportunities and so those who dealt in horses gained a reputation for underhanded business practices[/b][/I].

Sometimes you just know that someone picked a good handle for themselves.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2944405]Sub, as in ship? I always thought it was Subway, as in sandwich.[/QUOTE][B]Actually it is neither[/B]

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2941617]Even 5 hours advanced booking of a hooker is too much. Suppose it's noon and you schedule for 5 pm, she will inevitably have another customer call and want 4 pm so she will try to reschedule you or maybe just ghost you. I now set these up just 1 or 2 hours before I want her to walk through the door. About the only prep you can do is add the appealing girls to your TF favorites list.[/QUOTE]13 months in Pattaya using [B]Thai Friendly[/B] and I have only had one, that is right son read it again, one girl not show up. Some you all mother fuckers need to step your game up or go back to Bangkok and keep my mother fucking handle out of your mouth. Or your can do like this guy:

[QUOTE=Nyezhov;2944149]he's on my ignore list[/QUOTE]Reach out to him via PM. I am sure he can teach you how to use it. Then you can teach [B]Allover[/B] how to use it.

Looks like Pimpampoumpipo took out the stub. Doubt he'll shut up but he'll be pulling shrapnel out of his ass for a while. Stub even complained to the mods and had a few posts removed from the Pattaya Reports.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2944405]Sub, as in ship? I always thought it was Subway, as in sandwich.[/QUOTE]I'm thinking typeO. I think it's DUD.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2944307]I like [B]The Pimp[/B] a whole lot better than I like mother fuckers like: Nyezhov, Mogwai, Ugly Ass Man, Allover, (fill in the blank with name of the next hater).

[B]The Pimp[/B] posts reports. Check the posting history of the mother fuckers in my list above. A bunch no posting about girls big talkers of shit!

I like you [B]CaliGuy[/B]. You know why? Because you can dish it out and you can take it and you are funny as fuck. Unlike the punk ass ***** mother fuckers on my [B]No Like[/B] list above.

Mr. Administrator, A like / no like function for each post would be a great addition. I would post a whole lot less if I could just hit a the thumbs down button.[/QUOTE]My posts are no where near as Aggressive as yours. But. Think time for a name change.

[QUOTE=Allover;2944451]Looks like Pimpampoumpipo took out the stub.[/QUOTE][B]All of nothing[/B] you are just another punk ass ***** mother fucker keyboard warrior that provides nothing when it come to useful information on having sex with girls.

[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2944279]Shots fired![/QUOTE]Get the fuck out of here Caliguy. If shots were fired [B]The PIMP[/B] would soil himself. Oh that's nasty!

[QUOTE=Allover;2944451]Looks like Pimpampoumpipo took out the stub.[/QUOTE]S.

[QUOTE=Allover;2944451]Doubt he'll shut up but he'll be pulling shrapnel out of his ass for a while. [/QUOTE]Lmother fuckers like you are running like bitches just because looked in your direction and said boo!

[QUOTE=Allover;2944451]Stub even complained to the mods and had a few posts removed from the Pattaya Reports.[/QUOTE][B]YOU LIE![/B] I have nothing do with administration. I am a poster just like you. Perhaps you do not understand the purpose of [B]Pattaya Reports ALL of NOTHING[/B]!

[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;2944485]My posts are no where near as Aggressive as yours.[/QUOTE]Your posts are not as aggressive because you are a passive aggressive girly man who wears panties instead of putting his big boy pants on. Plus you never file trip reports where you state: [B]where you procured the prostitute you hired, the services received from the prostitute and how much you paid the prostitute[/B]. That is all the information I seek in the [B]Pattaya Reports[/B] thread.

[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;2944485]Think time for a name change.[/QUOTE]Maybe for you. But not for me. 3000+ posts under the same handle. [B]No, I am not going to stop![/B].

[B]How you like me now bitches?[/B]

[QUOTE=NuttinSerious;2944509]I thought it was about a boat, a reference to keeping a firm grasp on the seamen.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=UglyAzzMan;2944484]I'm thinking typeO. I think it's DUD.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2944405]Sub, as in ship? I always thought it was Subway, as in sandwich.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Allover;2944315]Shots fired, no. The sub has been sunk.[/QUOTE][B]Just wondering if any of these punk ass bitches have a actual report to file in the [i]Pattaya Reports[/i] thread?[/B]

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2944564]Just a different experience? Today I read interesting, opinions, debates, insults but my motto is really to each his own, that includes, age, looks, price, and locations.

A few days late, last Friday I was set to take a family friend out but he ended up cancelling he is the type of guy old stubborn mule who thinks when in Thailand do as the Thais do! I warned him do not eat those what I label " Blood Clams " from market or anywhere. He did a bit over a dozen got a call a few hours later please take me to the hospital my advice, boil some hot water and shit it out.

So with a free night out plans already kind of made I set out on my own. Started out at Soi Buahkao Prime Burger, treated myself to a double and large curly fries, topped it off with a apple pie and vanilla Ice cream I was jacked walked out just across was Tree Town crossed stood in front of the famously mentioned " Bus Bar " didn't see a brother so I did my usual walk around Tree town starting left to right. Usually I see a few that catches my attention maybe it was too early but nothing on the other end not as popular many that were open just a month ago were not closed particularly the path leading to the old Made in Thailand. One notable is " Escape AKA Devil Den " even before the name DD was added during or right after Covid tons of baht was thrown into this place it was supposed to be a hybrid type of place GC then a GoGo at night. Same with the now huge vacant building set in the middle of Tree Town so called " Beach Club " looked like a great idea but another failed. One club girls sitting outside just before the corner bar Candy once name Andy had a half dozen young girls outside playing with their phone. Can't remember the name gaining in age memory and eyesight not what it suppose to be.

Plan was to hit WS. Without friend I continued the journey since I had indicated to a lady friend who my friend met a while back wanted to try to hook up with. She is now older 48, still needs to work but looks 38, her feet damaged don't want to dance so she works outside waving in customers. I've know this lady for over 10 years from another Gogo, who I once had as a gik, she was friends of that gik, help me out a number of times making excuses since she had a BF, through that relationship we got close so close I met her BF then even had dinner with them a number of times been to their house and met her mother. Lets say she is a veteran started very young like most we always kept in touch from time to time we flirt with each other come BF me or she hasn't had any sex stuff, I go along like a Thai man with my sweet mouth. When I had that gik at this Gogo I had a number of girls I like she was one of them but later it kind of became like a brother sister thing funny cause she still would flirt it was tough for me to screw something one refer to me as her brother.

Last discussion she was waving customers outside Faranhelt, said she plans to move a few doors down to the new Shark Club, referring to monopoly, this group the banner if still there will list the number of GoGo they run, a few I remember Skyfall, Bliss, Palace, Faranhelt, ? As noted the group that runs Pin Up, XS, has not taken over the space with the closing of IIvy, naming it Chicks?

Soon I gather we will be talking about WS like we are talking about Soi 6, these owners group have a plan the results are obvious to me at least.

When I walked by didn't see her outside Faranhelt, try to Line her no reply so decided where so I go to kill sometime. Wanted to go XS but too many girls now working there who I know from Bacarra so decided to walk and visit Pin Up again. A few weeks ago some kind of party very crowded didn't get a good seat but this night not busy go placed right between the two stages. Usually I order a draft but I needed something stronger to burn the beef I ate off so Sangsom on the rocks. I notice this time without the draft every waitress walking by didn't check my bin every few minutes having a good seat able to see better I was able to see all three groups. Looks to each his own but for a long time last time I saw a girl that fit my bill was years ago before Covid in Bangkok? What is that place around the corner from Soi Cowboy other end from Asoke.

She wore White seem to be a younger group that remove their tops. Her number was 401, best looking girl I've seen in a long long time white skin 21-25 tops no tattoos perfect type of tits not too big or small they stand up what I term like a chocolate kiss before you unwrap the foil. Within seconds of me spotting her not like I was going to buy her drinks or BF, waitress got her attention she turn and smile indicating to me it was a former customer I realize after it was a couple. With my taste I never know what it is going to be then I spot another shorter, darker, older late 20's big eyes which I like real quiet and shy demeanor #135, if I was to spend money I would surely do her before 401. After two rounds time to hit the road after walking out as I walked pass One night Jack the club next door I run into former Gik now older waving in customers beg me to come in but I made an excuse things aren't the same plus I got a curfew LOL. As I started leave I turn boy was I getting the stink eye that can kill.

Back down to Faranhelt, as to old gik so call good friend then but nothing so I walk past into Soi 15, to get to my bike other end 2nd road just as I near motorbike standing at corner catching Songthaw was her said she isn't working until new club is opened. Small talk we I ended up taking her down 3rd Road to Thai place to eat near her apartment these Thai girls love that " Moo got Ta " they can eat I was surprised she ask to order a small bottle of Hong Tong with bucket of Ice. Chic Chat catching up she seems happy really flirting she does look good for her age take real good care of her body to be honest she is the last on the list of girls from this gogo I haven't fuck.

The subject did come up although she works really don't want to go with your friend the only one she plans to sleep with is me! Now I'm sitting there as old as my ass is I'm thinking I got no game like Mr. E, I couldn't get free pussy on my best day even when I was young. I don't know in H. S. How many girls I missed out on because I couldn't even ask I would shit in my pants, I certainly not the Sub or any of you but yet here I was thinking can I get it up for someone who keeps referring me to her brother " love you brother " but continues to flirt every chance and I being the dog flirts back I joke I don't want to buy the car I just want to test drive you know my situation. But as we know if there are those who don't a Thai girl women don't give a shit if you are married or taken.

She just smiles, for me the apex of excitement these days is being invited to her own personal room which was just up the Soi from where we were eating. She indicated problem her daugther a Tom who I have met 25, is staying with her now although working so I pull the trigger took a big chance that she wasn't expecting me to buy the car we headed up the Soi behind Big see, to my favorite ST, Viva, it was a bit uncomfortable at first until we got into the shower. Regardless, one thing about these older ones who don't get the attention in clubs as much any longer no Boyfriend was she giving me the buy the car sell. When she says she doesn't get BF nor had any in a while " yea right " but I've not seen a Beaver in a while.

Now I cross my finger and hope the problems don't start! This is clearly an experience where the LBM was the one in charge![/QUOTE]Lbm calling out the Passport Bros is Big. LOL.

I get PMs and read forum thread posts daily requesting me to share contacts of ladies I have either posted about or shared a photos in the photos thread or attached to a post about said encounter with that lady.

I will only say this once. I will not share contact details with anyone unless they are a senior member that has contributed useful information to the forum. Secondly, if I share, I will ask the permission of the lady first before passing her contact details to you.

Why?

1. Because it took me years to collect thousands of line Ids, we chat Ids, and so on. 15 years of time and experience. Why should I just pass these off to others so easily?

2. If you don't contribute to the forum and I don't know anything about you, I can't trust you. You may reveal this website and my posts to the ladies. This happened to me one time before. Never again.

3. Most guys are too lazy to find girls on their own. All the mongering tools are here to help you make contacts on your own.

So, if Sub, Explorer, Mr. E, Gotsscoat, Etooms, Banana Boi, Allover, or LittleBig man ask me for contacts, I will give them up. Please forgive me for not taking the time to check your ID's spelling.

However, guess what? They won't ask me because they have their own contacts already and don't need mine.

If you are not one of them, don't waste your keyboard strokes sending me a PM or posting in the thread asking me for contacts. You will be ignored.

Thanks for reading my rant. Now back to your regular scheduled programming.

[QUOTE=Allover;2944451]Looks like Pimpampoumpipo took out the stub. Doubt he'll shut up but he'll be pulling shrapnel out of his ass for a while. Stub even complained to the mods and had a few posts removed from the Pattaya Reports.[/QUOTE]The DUD is a Woke Karen. Figures.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2944640]Requests for sharing contact details of ladies[/QUOTE]I've never understood this concept. You're in a country with tens of 1000's of working girls but you need to see the one someone else reviewed? It happens on all these types of boards around the world. Not sure if it's laziness or total lack of self confidence by the guy who requests the info.

I have a friend in Vietnam and he shows me photos he just took of the girl he saw that day from Gaito. He asks me do I want their contacts. Even though I'd like to see her it would be an extremely rare occasion that I took the contact info. Like you said, we're too busy fending off the girls we already know no matter which country we go to.

As I've always said, if you want valuable info on this board start building a reputation by posting reviews with bar and girls' names. Then guys will be more willing to share juicy info with you not posted on the public forum.

Sadly, I doubt the guys who ask for this type of info read this thread.