Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Daddy07]The problem, though, is that these relationships almost always end badly, usually because you are doing it for the sex, and they are doing it for a farang boyfriend/husband. When reality is revealed, the shit hits the fan. You have told us more than once about your “good” girls screaming and crying outside your door like raving maniacs when you tried to dump them, so you know this is true.[/QUOTE]

Well, because deep down I'm a cad and don't give a toss about the screaming, crying and hurt feelings. It's the conquest that counts. ;)

In truth, though, I've probably had far more histrionics and hysteria from bargirls who've become attached in some way than I've ever had from the 'good' girls because the bgs have that added monetary incentive that drives them to far more desperate action, when faced with the prospect of losing a Farang.

But, in the end all Thai girls are nuts. So, any involvement beyond 3F invites some sort of trouble.

[QUOTE=Johnthescot]Well done, what a comeback!! I'm gutted!! :-)

Johnthescot[/QUOTE]


You ever see the movie "My Cousin Vinny?" It reminded me of when the Judge (Fred Gwynne) asked Joe Pesci:
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Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?
[beat]
Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor...
[exaggerated]
Vinny Gambini: Two YOUTHS.

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]Her career in Europe was fairly short-lived because she lacked the intelligence, education, sophistication and breeding to hold it together.[/QUOTE]
Which of course made a lot of the Thai elite feel all smug and vindicated.

I think the lack of intelligence is the main factor when women like this crash and burn. Plenty of other girls from very humble Isaan backgrounds have blossomed when given half a chance. But Yui became the catwalk equivalent of a drugged-out bargirl.

[QUOTE=Betong]Which of course this made a lot of the Thai elite feel all smug and vindicated.

I think the lack of intelligence is the main factor when women like this crash and burn. Plenty of other girls from very humble Isaan backgrounds have blossomed when given half a chance. But Yui became the catwalk equivalent of a drugged-out bargirl.[/QUOTE]

Trust me...the Thai elite aren't often that bright, either. While an Isaan girl at least has the excuse of few opportunities and a extremely poor education system, the Thai elite, even with all their education abroad and world travel aren't any better, and in most cases are a lot worse.

This is the "Bangkok reports" thread.

There are other threads to talking about photos, general things, life in Thailand, politics.

It would be nice to have this back to being the "Bangkok Reports" thread.

So I'm finally on my way back to BKK after 4 years and can't wait. I've got few quick questions if someone's got the time.

Once upon a time I saw a website for an escort agency in BKK that specialized in ladies with ridiculous sized breast implants. I'm talking about beyond natural, huge breasts. I've always wanted to try something like that just once. Despite all the googling I've tried I can't find it or anything like it again. Anyone know of a service out there like this?

My second question might be a bit of a pipe-dream, but I'm looking for a low-cost, clean, girl friendly hotel room with a big jacuzzi, preferably with a TV in the same room. Any suggestions?

Thanks tons!

Night Spotting, quite a while back, someone posted pics taken from a website of girls with ridiculously large breasts. When I say large, they were the size of about 3 basketballs. All the pics were of girls wearing clothing, so all one saw was the massive mounds in front of them. It was the general consensus that they were all fake, and it was all a sham. Maybe someone has more info.

For a nice hotel with double jacuzzi, there is only 1 choice that I know of, and that is Livingstone. No TV in the bathroom, but something tells me since the jacuzzi fits 3 people comfortably, you will not be needing a TV in there. ;)

This hotel has it's own thread in this forum, it is called "Giotto's forum", and here it is. Happy reading.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=754[/url]

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]No. It has to do with fucking a girl that a million other guys have fucked for a 1,000 baht. Somehow, I find this a huge turn off. But, hey, that's just me.[/QUOTE]

Yes, that's very true

[QUOTE=Need More Gas]At least you should tick the box . You are not scared of the Thai HiSo, are you? [/QUOTE]

I have had many oportunities, but this is a box I am not really eager to tick. Scared? well, maybe as you can never know whose family these ladies are from or who they might know.
This is Thailand and it does not take more than one well connected girl being upset for you to be kicked out of this country. Nothing is fair here when you are a farang.

You are not wanted here in the first place, just tolerated so you should shut up and do what is expected of you quietly. that's it.

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]
BTW, I agree that Benz is stunning, even at 28. She remains one of my favorite Thai stars.[/QUOTE]
Agreed on that one. One of the really hot Thai stars to a Western taste.

I never discuss the prices. Thanks to this forum I always have an idea of the current prices, take the girl, and after the service (be it massage, be it lt, be it st, or else) I give her the average price. They actually accept because the price of the forum is the real actual current price.

In bgk short-time from street-girls is between 500 and 1000 baht. Long time 1000-1500bt.

Girls from beer bars is the same, plus bar-fine.

Girls from go-go bars are consistently more expensive, but I found that in this case it depends more on your bargaining capacity. I have got a stunning example of model girl from suzi-wong (soi cowboy) for 1000 baht for LT. (plus of course 600 of barfine). She was very happy and we had fun eating around and going to a mor-lam isaan disco.

In winter the prices go a up.

It is better never ask for the price. You know it, and she knows it too.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]
This is Thailand and it does not take more than one well connected girl being upset for you to be kicked out of this country. [/QUOTE]
Yes, I can believe that. But the chances of that happening is a little slim, because you wouldn't usually tell them who you are, where you live.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]
You are not wanted here in the first place, just tolerated so you should shut up and do what is expected of you quietly. that's it.[/QUOTE]

Do not worry, I know what "You" here was meant. :)

OTH,

I love noodles served by a clumsy and awkward noodle seller! Where is this place?

LBM

Hi everyone,

I am new to this Forum in fact I have never posted or subscribed to any forum before, so if I make any mistakes on my first attempt, please give me a chance.

I visited BKK in March 2008 for the very first time, with a good mate of mine, and spent 6 months planning and researching the trip. I being a serial sex addict looked at this at being a great chance again to start shagging some young tottie. I have reached the golden 50s, but don't look my age (if I say so myself), and don't find women of my own age sexually appealing, in fact coming from UK there seem to be to many overweight and ugly bitches everywhere, in my age group. I live with a woman in UK, and sex went out the window a long time ago, hence I never stop looking elsewhere. Lucky for me I am in a job, where I meet a lot of new people of all ages, and escaping from my home life is no problem, to have some away games.

Thailand seem to be a dream come true. I spent 5 months looking at bitches on a local Thai website, and was inundated every day with emails from bitches all over Thailand, I got friendly with quite a few on line, and some we even started to text each other. Me and my mate were to have a competition when we arrived in BKK on who could shag the most bitches, so I thought doing some home work would work well for the Competition, and give me a head start, but it did not work to my advantage as I will tell later.

January this year an email arrived from a girl who was AMAZING, could not believe the picture was her and I answered her immediately. We started to get very friendly on line, but never mentioned Sex in any way, I wanted to come accross as a true Gentlemam, and I even broke my tradition of not sending flowers on Valentines day. More and more texts we would send each other, and tried to call her on phone, but this was not successful, as she could type English, but here verbal pronunciation was not good, and difficult to understand on phone, so we just kept most conversations to MSN Live. We had sent loads of pics to each other and I was more determined than ever to meet her when we arrived in BKK I had to be cool because I was arriving there with a mate, and it was our holiday together, and the competition was on. I will carry on with that part of the story another time, if any one wants to hear it.

On arriving at BKK airport on 25th March 2008, as soon as we passed Immigration we were both on a high, every ***** we saw got a wink, or a smile, or if we had a chance we would chat to them, before we got to our awaiting car to collect us we already had a few Tel numbers for later, we were like two dogs on heat. After arriving at our hotel we were shattered after our 14 hour flight, so had some shut eye, washed shaved and headed out for some action. The Taxi driver thought he had some mugs in his car, because he took us to some massage joint, and they wanted 6000bht for one of the not so good bitches in the fishbowl, for a 2 hour session, fuck that we thought Sol Cowboy here we come. To our surprise the same taxi driver was outside and wanted to take us again. Us being a bit gullible on first night again got in his cab, but instead of taking us to Sol Cowboy (we had Eden in our minds) took us to Patyong, we knew something was not right when we got there, and fucked him off with no tip.

Well here we were, everyone wanted to be so helpful and trying to hassle us into this bar, and that bar, we were getting wiser all the time, it does not take a couple of London Boys long to suss it out. We went to a few bars to check the quality of the bitches, and to start with we were not too impressed. Then weng into a go go bar and I saw one ***** who looked real good, number 55, but she was talking to some ugly dude, who had a face like a Bulldog licking [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off a stinging nettle, and a tee shirt on that said "Does not play well with others" I am thinking how do I try to bag his *****, without pissing him off. Well he was a little slow in the closing department, and she walked off to join her mates on stage, and at that point my mate called the mamasam over and we ordered 55 and another girl, paid the Bar fine and was gone within 15 minutes. Straight back to hotel for some action. Well arriving back at Hotel, we found out what "Guest friendly" meant and had to pay 2000bht each to get the bitches into the room, During the day the Hotel (Swiss Hotel Le Concorde) was real 5 star service, but at night after 10. 30 was run by the Gestapo, with a meat head behind a desk right at front doors. Checking everyone in (won't stay there again). More on that when I write about day 3.

When we get to room my ***** starts to decide that she was going to be shy, and was not into fucking in the same room as her mate, so we cracked a few drinks from the mini bar to see if that would help. We had ideas of group sex, swapping etc, but not to be this day. Anyway I thought we should made the best of it, so after my mate showered with his ***** we retired to the bathroom, to get down some great sex. Everything on my part was going great us getting on well, I took her in the shower and fucked her in as many possions as I could without slipping over, she had a lovely tight little body, and had not been doing this for long, but it seemed to me I was doing all the work.

As the bath had filled up I decided to venture in to there, and let her spend some of her energy. I laided there and she proceeded to give a BBBJ, it felt good, my first nosh for a week or so, so I thought lets try and fuck her arse now, but she was having none of it. OK I thought no problem, I never force anything on anyone. So as I had just put on a new raincoat, whacked it back into her pussy from behind, doggy style, and banged away to my hearts content.

Just before I popped, I thought it has got be in her mouth, so pulled the raincoat off and she started sucking for all she was worth, then all hell broke loose, I pulled out and popped all over her face, she was horrified, screamed and run in to Shower, and started crying, I comforted her and after a while she was OK, never did find out what the problem was with giving her a facial, as her English was not good, I think as she was only about 19 or 20 and a little inexperienced, this may have been her first facial. We returned to bedroom where my mate was pumping away, and me and the ***** got into bed, after the facial, she did not seem to mind the fact that her mate was being banged in the next bed, Time went on and after a short rest period the Viagra kicked in and we had round two, I went a little easier on her after that, and thought I had better save any rimming for another day and another *****, so after popping for a second time let them both go home with 2000 bht each. We did not not know what the going rate was, but the bitches went home happy. Our planning of a foursome did not happen that night.

End of day one in BKK. To be continued

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[QUOTE=Night Spotting]
Once upon a time I saw a website for an escort agency in BKK that specialized in ladies with ridiculous sized breast implants. I'm talking about beyond natural, huge breasts. I've always wanted to try something like that just once. Despite all the googling I've tried I can't find it or anything like it again. Anyone know of a service out there like this?
[/QUOTE]

Perhaps you saw the following:

[url]http://www.farangdingdong.com/[/url]

But they aren't escorts and the breasts aren't real (not even implants). The site sells pics and videos.