Medellin Reports

Hi everyone,

Been reading on the forums for a while but just made an account recently because I'm visiting Medellin over Labor Day for about a week. I've read all the tips and advice on here but it's still a pretty intimidating new world to dive into alone. But for my first attempt, it sounds like I'm better off trying the clubs or Facebook. Can someone explain how it works on Facebook? How do I even start a search for girls in Medellin on Facebook?

Or better yet, if anyone else is also going to be in the area. I'the love to meet up and learn from a more experienced member in person. Drinks on me.

Feel free to PM me.

Thanks,

NormalAsianKid.

[QUOTE=Wolf662;2360135]I have stayed there 4 times for almost a month, [/QUOTE]Wolf, Have you stayed there since the name / mgmy change? Is it still as chica friendly as the HBP was?

TIA,

El Mechanico.

[QUOTE=Queens35;2360128]Lots of guys in this hobby prefer to order in because they have zero ability to communicate in Spanish, no social skills, scared of their own shadow, or all of the above.[/QUOTE]Funny, You just described the Mansion Regulars!

[QUOTE=NormalAsianKid;2360376]Hi everyone,

Been reading on the forums for a while but just made an account recently because I'm visiting Medellin over Labor Day for about a week. I've read all the tips and advice on here but it's still a pretty intimidating new world to dive into alone. But for my first attempt, it sounds like I'm better off trying the clubs or Facebook. Can someone explain how it works on Facebook? How do I even start a search for girls in Medellin on Facebook?

Or better yet, if anyone else is also going to be in the area. I'the love to meet up and learn from a more experienced member in person. Drinks on me.

Feel free to PM me.

Thanks,

NormalAsianKid.[/QUOTE]Here's the easy way:

Go to Facebook. Search for "happy ending Medellin." Go to the first profile that pops up. Go to the friend list. There are at least 28 working girls on the friend list, but it's probably closer to 50. There are also a large number of gringo mongers on the list.

Look at each girl's Facebook. If she looks good, add her as a friend. Repeat until you've sent a friend request to all of them. In a few hours you should start getting responses. Some will respond in a few hours, some in a few weeks, some never.

While you're waiting, start looking at each girl's friend list, if you can see it. Check out her friends. Many of them may be available. Add the best prospects. You can carry this as deep as you want. I've found girls that were 5 levels deep. You can do the same with all the gringo mongers. If you can see their friends, add the girls.

Some girls will message you immediately. These ones are hit and miss. Many will realize you're new and try to get a higher price. When you're a week away from landing start sending messages to your new friends. Keep it simple, especially if you're using Google translate. Don't rush to the goal. Most will pretty quickly tell you "quiero verte", I want to see you.

Don't try to set up a time until you're on the ground and settled in. Remember, traffic is bad and most live 30-60 minutes away. Also keep in mind that they need to get ready, and many need to find a babysitter.

Things to watch out for:

Any woman who quotes prices in dollars. Just tell her "Dale. Cuando estás en mi ciudad, the pagaré en dolares." Okay. When you're in my city I will pay you with dollars.

Any woman that immediately starts laying down the rules. Most will insist on a condom for sex. If they insist on condom for oral, either accept it, or pass. Don't offer more money. There are plenty who will be fine with chupa sin condon.

Any woman who claims to have lost her cedula. There's a good chance she doesn't have one because she's not 18 yet.

Any woman who starts at higher than 300 k. I always answer with "siempre pago ciento cincuenta mil, mas veinte mil para taxi. " I always pay 150 k, plus 20 k for taxi. You can bump to 200 k (dos cientos mil) if you want.

Some guys insist you should clarify everything you want before. If you need anything out of the ordinary, that's a good idea. Personally, I don't bother. Nothing on my list is ever an issue. I also don't specify a time limit. If you tell her 1 hour, she'll expect more if she spends 2 hours. However, most are fine with spending 2 or 3 hours.

Don't pay in advance. Don't leave the girl unattended, unless she's in the bathroom. Don't let her mix drinks or make food for you.

[QUOTE=Golfinho;2360197]Arrived Saturday and the tunnel on the airport route is open. About 40 minutes to Laureles. Taxis add the 18,000 toll making the fare 80 k, even though they probably save a couple litres of petrol.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the information. I think the taxis raised their rates to 80 mil at least a couple months ago.

It's sad how bad the air gets contaminated here in town. Especially when there are no windy days and / or rain to cleanse the air in the Valley.

You don't really realize how bad it is until you leave town. I went to Guatape for the weekend and you could see for miles in the crisp crystal clear air in the mountains.

Upon returning to town, you could see the smog sitting in the valley and the air smelled bad. I remember back in the Spring the air contamination was so bad that one week all of the public "Undiad Deportivas" sport complexes were closed for almost a week. It's even gotten so bad in the past they have even banned cars besides Pico and Placa and let everyone ride the METRO for free.

The majority of the air pollution comes from all of the vehicles. They require annual smog checks for all the vehicles here. However, their emission allowances are not as strict as many locales in the USA. They have a higher sulfer content in the gasoline here. So they are saving money by not having to refine the gasoline as much. They could help alleviate the problem by refining the gasoline more but it would increase the cost of gasoline substantially.

Additionally, the City has been putting in dedicated bike lanes all over the City to help go green. However, by doing so they have also taken away car lanes and as a result travel time by car and congestion has increased substantially in the areas with the dedicated bike lanes.

[QUOTE=ElMechanico;2360390]Wolf, Have you stayed there since the name / mgmy change? Is it still as chica friendly as the HBP was?

TIA,

El Mechanico.[/QUOTE]No I have not but I think PolloNegro has, PM him. Although I assume still chica friendly or he would have stayed somewhere else.

[QUOTE=Orgasmico;2359981]This is finally hitting Medellin as there seems to be some sentiment to keep those traveling here for vices away along with pushback on gentrification.[/QUOTE]It was very well translated, very few mistakes. Any idea who put it up? The same people with the "say NO to the sex tourist" stickers?

[QUOTE=Talon;2360080]Girls really have an inflated sense of what they're worth compared to FB. 300 k is a typical asking price.[/QUOTE]If this was an exchange you had with a Chica on Tinder, she gave you some very sound advice after the counter offer of 150 K you made to her.

She said to go get a SW, good advice, and perhaps you should respond back to her.

Tell her you spent 300 K for ten sessions with various Chicas off the street and there were no rules!

Perhaps some of these Chicas will come to their senses after a few responses like that.

[QUOTE=Wolf662;2360135]I have stayed there 4 times for almost a month, I just hide my passport in the room but you can have the front desk put it in their safe but get it back on a week day a day or 2 early before you leave in case the office is closed when you leave. Money I just get what I need from the ATM every day, keep some in my pocket and most plus credit card and copy of passport in money belt under my clothes.
Also read my lengthy review on the Hotel Botero (as it was called last year) in Forum: Colombia-Thread: Medellin Hotels and Rental Apartments, post #925 lots of tips on the surrounding area.
[/QUOTE]Wolf. Thank you very much for the tips and detailed review!

[QUOTE] I don't really recommend El Centro to Latin big city newbies who don't speak any Spanish. [/QUOTE]I'm newbie to Colombia and don't speak any Spanish, but have a lot of experience navigating through DR and other countries (rough places. Not Blackbeards) - I'm going to be extra careful, don't walk after dawn. Only taxi and Uber. You still don't recommend El Centro?

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[QUOTE=PolloNegro;2360108]I will be in the area all month long. Exercising and studying, you need any help, PM me and I'll assist you in any issue that I can! Pollo negro is out![/QUOTE]Thank you very much! I'm working on my subscription. Will definitely PM you if I get it.

[QUOTE=Wolf662;2360516]No I have not but I think PolloNegro has, PM him. Although I assume still chica friendly or he would have stayed somewhere else.[/QUOTE]And yes Wolf knows me well, I would have stayed else where, and the price has been cut in half, so if you have ever stayed and liked it, the price is cheaper and still chica friendly. I have no complaints. It's now called Ayenda Hotel Botero, pollo negro is out!

[QUOTE=ElMechanico;2360391]Funny, You just described the Mansion Regulars![/QUOTE]I admit I have a love-hate relationship with the Mansion. Yep it is a bit of a crutch and one certainly does not have to stay there to meet great girls. But it has some advantages even for the seasoned MDE visitor.

First (and with an unblemished history of heterosexuality) I've made some great friends from the fellow travelers that have stayed there. Second they do an excellent job of validating cedulas. JjBee62 wisely advises us to avoid 'Any woman who claims to have lost her cedula. There's a good chance she doesn't have one because she's not 18 yet. ' The mansion regularly busts girls with fake cedulas. You can buy one in MDE for a few dollars. Many JB girls use their older sisters or cousins cedula. You can get in just as much trouble banging a 17 yo with a fake cedula as you can a 17 yo with no cedula. And while I pass on 80% of the girls that frequent there, I've found some great ones there, especially girls that are new to the Mansion. New girls are always showing up there. The older crew hates me and labeled me 'Senior Cita' because I'm always putting them off telling them I already have a Cita, often with girls that don't fequent the Mansion. I don't care. I speak passable Spanish. I have 1000 MDE contacts in my Facebook.

Sometimes I stay in an Apartment. Sometime I'll start my trip in the Mansion and then go to an apartment. Sometimes I'm just in an apartment mood, especially when I have friends in town. But there are fewer buildings in MDE that allow short term rental and do a good job of security. But I don't look down on or ridicule the guys who only stay there. Getting laid several times a day it's nice to have daily maid service. Sometimes I've paid a a few bucks just to get my sheets changed more than once a day lol... Some of the rooms are dated. Some are noisy. If I can't get the room I want (or more frequently they want me to play musical rooms), I don't stay there. As for the 'Mansion Regular', some have been going to MDE for many years, don't need the Mansion. They just prefer it. To each their own.

As a side note I wish there were nice hotels in good neighborhoods that allowed mutiple chicas a day but I haven't found them. If someone has some intel in that area, please share it.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2360501]I went to Guatape for the weekend and you could see for miles in the crisp crystal clear air in the mountains.

[/QUOTE]How was Guatape on the weekend? I've been meaning to get back out there and a friend was telling me it's much better during midweek as far as not as crowded.