Just back from 5 weeks in Thailand
I just returned home from my 5 weeks in Thailand. I spent the first 4 weeks in Koh Samui. I was in a detox and fasting spa. It was great! I lost 13 kilos, gained lots of muscle and I feel like a million bucks. The spa was New Leaf Detox Resore and I highly recommend some time there for anyone looking to regain some youth.
While there I started a testosterone therapy. I have to say, after 6 weeks of therapy, I feel like a bull. I am once again waking up with wood and my poor girl friend here at home, 23 years younger than me is walking with a limp. She wants to please and is trying to accommodate but I am like I was when I was 25 again.
After the spa, I went to Bangkok for a week. I stayed in Hotel Mermaid, a corner suite around $60 a night. I recommend this hotel. It was at Soi 19, far enough away from the crazy part but close enough to walk when I wanted. Clean, quite, comfortable. Good security but still able to allow guest in without any walk of shame. Breakfast was included. Nothing fancy but good enough and great coffee. All the staff did there best to accommodate me.
I really enjoyed the BeerGarten. I went two times and although I never pulled a girl, I felt I was amongst my piers. The best girl I had in Bangkok was a street girl standing out in front of some sports bar close to the BeerGarten. 1500 baht and it was money well spent. I did a lot of little massage places on the street, usually paying 300 plus 500 for the happy ending and generally a tip of 200 for a job well done.
I hired a guide / friend for my last 3 days in BKK. Turned out he was fluent in Spanish, English and Thai and he looked like a gringo. We had a great time going all over. We would speak English and then when the locals were speaking Thai, he would tell me what they were saying in Spanish. No one ever caught on. I had a lot of fun with that.
Several times we would go into a massage place, I would ask for what I want, the girls would say something very nasty about us in Thai, we would discuss what to do in Spanish and then as we leave, he would whisper to the girl in native Thai that I am a very rich falang and he is getting 10,000 baht a day to help me find a wife. The look on their faces was priceless!
I went through the Craigs List adds and did some texting back and forth with a couple of older girls. I found one who worked in an office close by. She came to my hotel several times at 6:30 in the morning, woke me up, gave me a blow job and then a nice message and then a good fuck and then left for work. A perfect way to start the day. Whats not to like.
All in all, a great vacation.
I want to go back in May or June for 2 months. If anyone has experience with short term apartment rentals, please let me know.
Simian, thank you for your concern.
Yes, 13 kilos is really big. Add to that the adding of muscle and it is really impressive. The story behind the story is complex. Part of detoxing includes daily colemas (enemas). It is amazing what gets built up in your colon over 60 years. Even after weeks and weeks of no solid food, the nastiest, gross, disgusting things were coming out. I was told you can have between 5 and 15 kilos of old dried waste stuck to the walls of your lower intestines. That was a big part of the weight loss. The liquid diet was 700 calories a day and between the walking, water aerobics and weights, I was burning 4,000 calories a day.
This was a very controlled environment, with a daily visit to the nurse, a nutritionist and other experts.
One more note, I have been on Losortan and a diuretic for the last 5 years. I weened off of the meds during the first week and for the last week, my blood pressure ran steady at 120/80.
Of course out side this very controlled environment I am still struggling with my same demons, but I do feel like a kid again.
So, are there health risks involved, for sure. But the same can be said of being 30 kilos overweight, taking beta blockers everyday for the rest of your life, and chewing Viagra like candy just to get a half ass woody.
By the way, I am injecting the testosterone every other day. I am trying to get my level up to between 1000 and 1200.
My goal is to die by getting shot in the back at the age of 99 by a jealous husband while drilling his wife and leaving a check to pay my funeral expenses that gets returned "Insufficient Funds".
I came into this world broke via pussy and I am going out the same way, I hope!