Rio de Janeiro Reports

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[QUOTE=RamDavidson84;3011923]What's up? What's the deal with LAPA? Is this an area on Friday and Sat worth visiting if your looking for pay to play or is this simply a place to pick up normal girls and party? Also, it looks like from Copacabana to 4 x4 its quite a hike, how long is a cab ride from one end to the other? Looks like it could take a while if you hit traffic?

SocratesNY is the man with the review he did, thank you sir![/QUOTE]

Vagabundo is with a regular, Cherry Torn, who is catwoman, who is texting various GPS for a threesome.

360 r 2 h.

But 3 pops fucked at least 60.

So.

360/60 cost per fuck per minute.

Reinspired.

Also closed my positions as I was down 20% from high.

When I am up 25% I should cut by half.

Many great creampies today in cherry torn while cherry torn on the new vivobook 14 that ISG shaq brought me was fingering noemie bilas. Holy fuck, that is ideal. Like a white germanic woman and lots of conbubines for twosomes every afternoon.

As a friend from ISG once said, fidel castro was won't to fuck two girls every afternoon, without fail.

I am fidel castro, who never died, and saint ignatius of loyola, who never died, who made deals with the devil doctors to give us the secret to eternal life, bare, young, 20 year old kunt.

Monger on.

Video to follow of the fucking vivobook, no shit, shot on a vertex socp chest back, videos to follow.

I am so fucking funny.

The whole time I am like, sou dilma bengala travesti fudendo melania trump, so for the record, that means that cherry torn will star in the remake of bonfire of the vanities as pornstar melania trump, for all the sex tapes with melania trump as a teen. And then, I was saying dilma gosto bengala do kid bengala, instant orgasm.

Riofornication covid 27 (fiction, all rights reserved, haha) s1 e4.

I need to get some cinema students in bed as glost writers. Corrupt, dirty old man professor of cinema. What could go wrong?

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3012067]If you send me a PM, I can add you to a whatsapp group and send you an updated version of the bubba boy guide that has many of these topics covered.[/QUOTE]

Repeat Cherry Torn.

Wednesday afternoon, I repeated with Cherry Torn, same all around 360 plus uber plus food so all in 360 r /75 cpf of approaching 5 reais per minute Cost per Fuck. Variations on calling her dilma. Girls laugh to this. Mix it up, improv. Call yourself Lula or Bolsonaro in combination with Felipe Ret and her dilma they will appreciate the attempt at humor, and your fucked up accent itself is humorous to them so there is that.

She ubers for 27 r from zona norte near meier where she lives -- they all live -- at 13 h. She comes in wet as it has been raining. I am tired, as I did 3 hours of muay thai jiu jitsu muay thai the previous night with 20 year university kids, my grey beard scaring off the young ladies, alas. We fuck for 50 solid minutes to our porno mix. Porn that a couple chooses is good porn, according to a diary of a ceo podcast on porn, a taboo, grey subject, right? The same could be said of alot of things.

Porn you watch yourself and jerk off to is bad. I am guessing alot of readers to this site know too much about that in pussy prison.

Vagabundo needs to get back in better shape after months of gaming / trading, but he has more money, and that is a good thing. So, after an hour of actual penis in vagina sex, we rest, descansar, order food, the call is camarada camarao at New York mall, by the way.

So vagabundo lives for the time being 12 floors above barra beach, and fucks the best prive girls who come over for 4 hours at a time for an affordable price, and perform well because I made her laugh at the prive with the dilma or lula or felipe ret jokes. No weed Wednesday, just fucking.

Vagabundo is about done with naked lunch by burroughs, so add that to the dining / sex / literature list, as a ISGer from euro land who brought the swiss patch suggested it. Unpacking that crazy book, but it it is on the econonmist 500 list of greatest books of all time, along with marquez, so it must be worth reading.

Naked Lunch is about addiction, and if you're going to be a addict, maybe sex with hoars while getting tested (she shared with me her doctor) is pretty good without the ganja but with exercise instead. It's about brain chemistry as it relates to violence, torture, crime and some bizarre sexuality.

Monger on.

So I am finally going to rio for the first time. I travelled a lot in my life but it will be my first time in Brazil: I done thailand (Bangkok and pattaya like almost 20 times), Colombia like 10 time (Bogota and Medellin), Dominican Republic a lot of time too (Santo-domingo, Santiago, Sosua, Punta Cana) and some other place like usa and Cuba. I booked a room in an hotel in Copacabana. My budget is of 1600 BR daily. I don't speak portuges, I plan to use an app on my cell and to memorize the basic, I hope it will do. I am not planning to trael too deep into the city because of my limited skills of communication. My plans are basically to go to the beach on day time to sit on a sun chair and to relax with some drink while watching the brazilian bimbo on the beach. I would like to go to the monte carlo, solariumn and terma 65. I would be happy to hit 1-2 girls daily in terma then 1 freelance at night if I am in good shape enough.

All tips are welcome, I do my homework on the website but if you have some info to give to a Newbie in Brazil it would be very appreciated.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3012067]If you send me a PM, I can add you to a whatsapp group and send you an updated version of the bubba boy guide that has many of these topics covered.[/QUOTE]Amazing write up / guide. Recommend those that are planning to visit to reach out to vagabundo and get a copy of that guide.

So I have been in Rio for about a month now. The people are nice when they not charging you gringo prices or begging for money. I have never been to Pattaya, but I often find myself thinking why the fuck did I come here. Should of went to Tokyo then Pattaya. But I remind myself I didn't come here for mongering, that's just a bonus. Sometimes I find myself falling in love with Rio, as it is a city that grows on you. It is also a great city for soccer which you don't have in usa. But the constant smell of raw sewage is unbearable. I smell it sometimes in my apartment and walking down the street. What they don't tell you is Copacabana is fucking filthy. Dirty nasty ass filthy. Bottom of a New Deli flip flop filthy. Biggest rats I've ever seen here in centro, big fucking cockroaches in Copacabana. Numerous times I have seen what appears to be human feces on the ground in the middle of the sidewalk. Big green logs. And someone keeps getting diarrhea and keeps shitting all over the sidewalks in Copacabana. But I guess the locals don't mind. I have to point out the food is ass. Do not eat at any restaurant near the beach. As I mentioned in a earlier post Mabs sucks. And all the restaurants near there are the same. My fucking food is routinely cold. Unfuckingbealivable. But anyway headed over to Mosaico. From my understanding, which aint much. The area is Villa Mimosa. And the club is Mosaico. Seems like it was one or two smaller clubs. But Mosaico was small enough so I did not try anywhere else. As soon as you get out the taxi you smell piss. Get use to this smell because everywhere around there smells like piss. Even walking up to stairs to the room there is a very strong piss smell. Thats the main reason I have not been back. R420 to take the girl to the room. I don't remember for how long. Where as 4 x4 is 650 for 90, with no piss smell. So I think it is up to your piss tolerance. Mosaico had a very strong line up on a Wednesday night. Also Wednesday nights are live Music night the music was fantastic. This is one of the benefits of Rio. There is live music everywhere, often restaurants. And some of the performers are really good. You think you are at a concert. Some have been ass though. So anyway I get this young girl with a fat butt and take her up for the 420 R pay at the window. Why is this chick behind glass like a bank teller? Anyway tiny cubicle room. Brown towel that used to be white, at some point, maybe back in the 80's. Stains on the bed sheet, what is that? Tiny phone booth shower. And I can hear the people next door talking like they are yelling in my ear. Anyway this chick is young, immature and ghetto. I ask before hand if she does BBBJ. I start taking off my clothes and she has a look of pure horror on her face. Says she can not do BJ without a condom because I have something yellow fluid leaking from my dick. OMG, the fucking scams. Scam, scam, scam. I got scammed less in Sosua, and people always talk shit about sosua. There is nothing leaking from my dick you bird brain slag. So I start wiping with the white / brown towel proving there is nothing. She says yes yes there is. So now I'm getting a bullshit condom BJ. She should not work there because she is trying to pinch my dick off. And if it really was yellow fluid leaking out of my dick you wouldn't suck it with a condom or at all. Anyway I cum and get back stairs. Have some drinks with some chicks and enjoy the music. But chicks constantly asking to go to the room after I tell them several times no. It really ruins the mood. I just came from the room, I don't want to go back. The desperate energy is too much. Its like life on survival mode. You feel like someone will kill you for R20 at any moment. And I mean this of Rio in general. I have spent plenty of nights at 4 x4. And have not checked out many other places. Just do not care enough to. And my sleep schedule is fucked now from hanging at 4 x4. I like CIM or cip. So I hate a chick that won't catch. And seems most girls at 4 x4 won't catch. Thiana, mid 30's white chick, big butt and phoenix tattoo on back. She won't catch. Gabi, 30, big butt. Sucks good dick but won't catch. Ester, 27 light with big butt. Ok at sucking dick and will catch. Question, does anyone know any cheap love motels? I took a girl I met on the escort site to panda. It was a really nice room but I want something cheaper if possible. Also I won't be getting anymore escorts, too expensive for me. I will leave that to the ballers, those much more affluent than myself. Girl was nice and pretty but the sex wasnt really anything great. I was talking to some chick in 4 x4, rather she was talking to me. Because she asked if she could talk to me. Probably to practice her English becuase I have been to 4 x4 many times and I have never been interested in her. And she is telling me how she is going to Scandallo later this month and it is R600 just to look. And R1500 for the girl yada yada yada. And I'm thinking, I wouldn't even choose you here, some dude is going to pay you 3 times more in Scandallo. So I'm no longer planning on going to Sau Paulo. I'm not going 6 hours away for the same lame ass birds that are in Rio at 3 times the price. Just got me thinking how the bottle of water that costs 50 c in the grocery store cost $8 in the airport. Or how hand sanitizer costed a fortune in 2020. See'est la vie. Tudo bom.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3013272]So I am finally going to rio for the first time. I travelled a lot in my life but it will be my first time in Brazil: I done thailand (Bangkok and pattaya like almost 20 times), Colombia like 10 time (Bogota and Medellin), Dominican Republic a lot of time too (Santo-domingo, Santiago, Sosua, Punta Cana) and some other place like usa and Cuba. I booked a room in an hotel in Copacabana. My budget is of 1600 BR daily. I don't speak portuges, I plan to use an app on my cell and to memorize the basic, I hope it will do. I am not planning to trael too deep into the city because of my limited skills of communication. My plans are basically to go to the beach on day time to sit on a sun chair and to relax with some drink while watching the brazilian bimbo on the beach. I would like to go to the monte carlo, solariumn and terma 65. I would be happy to hit 1-2 girls daily in terma then 1 freelance at night if I am in good shape enough.

All tips are welcome, I do my homework on the website but if you have some info to give to a Newbie in Brazil it would be very appreciated.[/QUOTE]For freelancers Thursday through Saturday night at about 1 am check out Dolce Vita, good freelancers, need to negotiate if price too high and examine your bill as they have a tendency to overcharge. Usually they overcharge if you buy the girl a drink, they mostly order the same mixed drink which has all premium ingredients including Red Bull so they hit you hard on it. I usually try to meet a girl and leave ASAP without buying too many drinks but it doesn't always work that way cause sometimes I like to listen to the music have fun and look at all the girls so I end up paying up but you always going to have a good time, it's just going to cost you.

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3013458]So I have been in Rio for about a month now..[/QUOTE]Great report, I've never seen a rat maybe a few roaches but I stay away from those places now. I used to see a lot of dog shit but I think they have a law now that it needs to be picked up, anyway have a good time!

At Seize The Day, thank you for your report. Tokyo might smell nicer than Rio, never been, but Pattaya isn't pleasant on the nose either.

Just been to Pattaya and IMO, the mongering sucks there now.

Sao Paulo isn't just Scandallo. The last time I visited Casarao, the talent was better than the last time I visited 4 x 4 and around similar prices. The clinicas are great value too, Abbobora usually has some really nice girls.

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3013458]But the constant smell of raw sewage is unbearable. I smell it sometimes in my apartment and walking down the street. What they don't tell you is Copacabana is fucking filthy. Dirty nasty ass filthy. Bottom of a New Deli flip flop filthy. Biggest rats I've ever seen here in centro, big fucking cockroaches in Copacabana. Numerous times I have seen what appears to be human feces on the ground in the middle of the sidewalk.[/QUOTE]I hate guys that write literotica or romance novels. Total BS and no info to be learned. But you wrote information, detailed information about something I find horrible but of vital interest. That detail alone would make me question a visit there. If it that bad in what is considered a touristy or upscale area then how bad are the other areas? I found that the Sante Fe street girl area in Bogota Colombia to be just like that except it was cold so the smell was much much less. I hate the smell of piss and having to watch my step for dog and even human crap. First trip abroad was in Bangkok. That night it rained hard as I was walking down the street the rats were coming out of the street drainage so they would not drown. It was a scene out of a movie. Hundreds of them.

[QUOTE=SocratesNY;3003345]
Termas are small sauna clubs with basic spa facilities. Don't expect the same facilities as a big Frankfurt FKK, which would have a large pool, outdoor tanning / lounging areas, sleeping / quiet areas, big jacuzzis for you and the girl to play in, big steam rooms and saunas and special sauna / steam programs and dedicated area with private rooms for professional veggie massages.

RJ termas operates a bit like a small FKK.

Solarium. Lagoa.

4 x4 (Quarto por Quattro) - Centro.

Monte Carlo. Copacabana.

Centaurus. Ipanema.
[/QUOTE]This an awesome post comparing FKKs to Brazilian Termas, I really like FKKs but I've never been to Termas and was exactly looking for this, a picture on how they compare. Good to know that Termas are smaller with 15-30 girls LU and lesser amenities. Helps to manage expectations.

Hey STD, I read your observations and complaints and maybe RJ is not the best town for you. But, since you already in Brazil, you might want to check out SP anyway before you write off the entire country. Scandallo, is probably not for you, but Sao Paulo has some very reasonably and less expensive alternatives with attractive girls and clean rooms so I suggest you give the SP clinicas and Casuara after midnight a try. Unfortunately, as you are discovering, Brazil is not exactly a bareback country. I have been averaging around 5% bareback on my 1st session with SP or RJ girls since I started coming here. Sometimes I can increase my chances with a little negotiation and a willingness to offer a little more Br, but most of the time, that fails too, at least for me. Thus, the only way I receive consistent BBFS with Brazilian girls is through repeat sessions with my favorite girls.

In any case, I was very impressed with Brazilian girls (looks and performance) after my 1st visit in 2021 and I told all of my punter friends who like to hang out in SE Asia about them. Everybody listened very closely to what I was saying, and they seemed impressed. Then they all asked one final question, "what about barebacking?" And I told them the truth after which they all stopped being interested. 555/ KKK!

So, you know what I am about to say. It is obvious. If you want relatively cheap BB sex in decent surroundings all of the time with no need to negotiate; quite fucking around and GO TO SE ASIA! And I am not talking about Thailand.

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3013458]So I have been in Rio for about a month now. The people are nice when they not charging you gringo prices or begging for money. I have never been to Pattaya, but I often find myself thinking why the fuck did I come here. Should of went to Tokyo then Pattaya. But I remind myself I didn't come here for mongering, that's just a bonus. Sometimes I find myself falling in love with Rio, as it is a city that grows on you. It is also a great city for soccer which you don't have in usa. But the constant smell of raw sewage is unbearable. I smell it sometimes in my apartment and walking down the street. What they don't tell you is Copacabana is fucking filthy. Dirty nasty ass filthy. Bottom of a New Deli flip flop filthy. Biggest rats I've ever seen here in centro, big fucking cockroaches in Copacabana. Numerous times I have seen what appears to be human feces on the ground in the middle of the sidewalk. Big green logs. And someone keeps getting diarrhea and keeps shitting all over the sidewalks in Copacabana. But I guess the locals don't mind. I have to point out the food is ass. Do not eat at any restaurant near the beach. As I mentioned in a earlier post Mabs sucks. And all the restaurants near there are the same. My fucking food is routinely cold. Unfuckingbealivable. But anyway headed over to Mosaico. From my understanding, which aint much. The area is Villa Mimosa. And the club is Mosaico. Seems like it was one or two smaller clubs. But Mosaico was small enough so I did not try anywhere else. As soon as you get out the taxi you smell piss. Get use to this smell because everywhere around there smells like piss. Even walking up to stairs to the room there is a very strong piss smell. Thats the main reason I have not been back. R420 to take the girl to the room. I don't remember for how long. Where as 4 x4 is 650 for 90, with no piss smell. So I think it is up to your piss tolerance. Mosaico had a very strong line up on a Wednesday night. Also Wednesday nights are live Music night the music was fantastic. This is one of the benefits of Rio. There is live music everywhere, often restaurants. And some of the performers are really good. You think you are at a concert. Some have been ass though. So anyway I get this young girl with a fat butt and take her up for the 420 R pay at the window. Why is this chick behind glass like a bank teller? Anyway tiny cubicle room. Brown towel that used to be white, at some point, maybe back in the 80's. Stains on the bed sheet, what is that? Tiny phone booth shower. And I can hear the people next door talking like they are yelling in my ear. Anyway this chick is young, immature and ghetto. I ask before hand if she does BBBJ. I start taking off my clothes and she has a look of pure horror on her face. Says she can not do BJ without a condom because I have something yellow fluid leaking from my dick. OMG, the fucking scams. Scam, scam, scam. I got scammed less in Sosua, and people always talk shit about sosua. There is nothing leaking from my dick you bird brain slag. So I start wiping with the white / brown towel proving there is nothing. She says yes yes there is. So now I'm getting a bullshit condom BJ. She should not work there because she is trying to pinch my dick off. And if it really was yellow fluid leaking out of my dick you wouldn't suck it with a condom or at all. Anyway I cum and get back stairs. Have some drinks with some chicks and enjoy the music. But chicks constantly asking to go to the room after I tell them several times no. It really ruins the mood. I just came from the room, I don't want to go back. The desperate energy is too much. Its like life on survival mode. You feel like someone will kill you for R20 at any moment. And I mean this of Rio in general. I have spent plenty of nights at 4 x4. And have not checked out many other places. Just do not care enough to. And my sleep schedule is fucked now from hanging at 4 x4. I like CIM or cip. So I hate a chick that won't catch. And seems most girls at 4 x4 won't catch. Thiana, mid 30's white chick, big butt and phoenix tattoo on back. She won't catch. Gabi, 30, big butt. Sucks good dick but won't catch. Ester, 27 light with big butt. Ok at sucking dick and will catch. Question, does anyone know any cheap love motels? I took a girl I met on the escort site to panda. It was a really nice room but I want something cheaper if possible. Also I won't be getting anymore escorts, too expensive for me. I will leave that to the ballers, those much more affluent than myself. Girl was nice and pretty but the sex wasnt really anything great. I was talking to some chick in 4 x4, rather she was talking to me. Because she asked if she could talk to me. Probably to practice her English becuase I have been to 4 x4 many times and I have never been interested in her. And she is telling me how she is going to Scandallo later this month and it is R600 just to look. And R1500 for the girl yada yada yada. And I'm thinking, I wouldn't even choose you here, some dude is going to pay you 3 times more in Scandallo. So I'm no longer planning on going to Sau Paulo. I'm not going 6 hours away for the same lame ass birds that are in Rio at 3 times the price. Just got me thinking how the bottle of water that costs 50 c in the grocery store cost $8 in the airport. Or how hand sanitizer costed a fortune in 2020. See'est la vie. Tudo bom.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RioBob;3013487]For freelancers Thursday through Saturday night at about 1 am check out Dolce Vita, good freelancers, need to negotiate if price too high and examine your bill as they have a tendency to overcharge. Usually they overcharge if you buy the girl a drink, they mostly order the same mixed drink which has all premium ingredients including Red Bull so they hit you hard on it. I usually try to meet a girl and leave ASAP without buying too many drinks but it doesn't always work that way cause sometimes I like to listen to the music have fun and look at all the girls so I end up paying up but you always going to have a good time, it's just going to cost you.[/QUOTE]Thank you!

[QUOTE=SeizeTheDay;3013458]So I have been in Rio for about a month now. The people are nice when they not charging you gringo prices or begging for money. I have never been to Pattaya, but I often find myself thinking why the fuck did I come here. Should of went to Tokyo then Pattaya. But I remind myself I didn't come here for mongering, that's just a bonus. Sometimes I find myself falling in love with Rio, as it is a city that grows on you. It is also a great city for soccer which you don't have in usa. But the constant smell of raw sewage is unbearable. I smell it sometimes in my apartment and walking down the street. What they don't tell you is Copacabana is fucking filthy. Dirty nasty ass filthy. Bottom of a New Deli flip flop filthy.[/QUOTE]You wrote some stuff that had me literally laughing out loud! But man, please learn to respect the power of the paragraph. And don't fall for the BS allegation that it's all the same girls working in the same places. It's not! Guys who don't want to pay Scandallo prices say stuff like that just to come up with an excuse, among others, for not trying Scandallo out. Besides, if she's that bad, then she will never be able to work there and / or have any success. Got to meet certain minimum standards. But overall good, funny report. And I agree about Copa. It's played out! I won't be staying there next time.

Fucking Nina Deponca calls Vagabundo Monday to meet in Centro to go to a dentist but the dumb fucking hoar doesn't realize that it is a BRICs holiday, so the Dentist is not open (Bel Prazer in the same building is; the portaria at the same building says that they do not have information on residential apartments in that building, go to sites like quintoandar). So we go to Hotel Serrano in Largo do Machado, and I creampie the old **** twice, but as mentioned, the kunt is getting old, and she is fucking stupid, as mentioned, and doesn't realize that the hotel does not have good WIFI, and the hoar insists on getting a little money to go buy some fucking weed, which Vagabundo has quit since it interferes with trading and training, so it is a shitty session because Vagabundo is distracted by the bad wifi, and he's thinking of his 20 ish preferred hoar, Cat, who is coming over today. Moreover, Nina Deponca does not know that the fucking Bradesco ATMs are closed, and that the fucking ATMs in the metros are closed, so she doesn't get fully paid, and now she wants me to go and send her money, which I may do, but it is not high on my list. I mean, she's a good person, and she's helped me a lot, so I will, but fuck, that is my world. Anne Amari, who wants to be a serious girlfriend, doesn't fuck long enough, and she never is on time because she is always smoking ganja. So, there it is. Looking forward to cat coming over for 2 hours of marathon banging to our favorite porno, so live in the moment. If you're subject to the control of your baby momma who has taken or is somehow about to take your money, I am sorry, and I understand, but fuck, just let your dick be your pilot.