Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Wendella]To draw attention to it. Protest.

To ignore it is to accept it. To say it's ok. It's not.

People who have a problem with it should report it to Jackson. It definitely violates his rules. No offensive posts--no racist messages. I dont' think LBM is correct, I tend to think Jackson hasn't read it yet, isn't aware of what's in it. I don't think he'd endorse what's in that post.[/QUOTE]


I agree with the sentiments in your last paragraph.

I would say though that you can protest the report, (or report it to the MOD) or bring attention to it without reposting the entire offensive report. If Jackson was unaware of the report, I’m sure it has now been reported to him.

[QUOTE=Opebo]Anyway BJs aren't very good in Thailand - I've never had one in this country that matched what orally inclined college girls used to give me back before I got old.[/QUOTE]

Hey Opebo,

Am afraid I have to disagree with you a bit on that, there is the occasional Thai girl with very good oral skills.

Like Ms. Na for example: :)

[url]http://www.******.com//modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=370488[/url]

Firedick,

I still remember the name. I just used the word Redneck and it is a big generalization. Very few are filled with this type of hate and Ignorance! but at the same time can write a good story if he left all the bullshit out! I'm surprise he can even have a good time here while walking around and visiting Bars and GoGo with his white sheet and hood. But anything is possible in Pattaya if the price is right!

I just want to make it clear! I haven't reported him to the Moderator and don't plan to because I don't feel he should waste his time with this racist. I have posted my opinion out in the open and I think the Board in time will self correct people like this because in time what goes around comes around!

Welcome back Firedick! Just LBM, the Mister just doesn't feel right!

[QUOTE=Fun And Sun]..there is the occasional Thai girl with very good oral skills.[/QUOTE]

I looked at the video and I'm afraid it looked really so-so to me. Where's the slobbering? Where's the gagging? Where's the powerful suction? Where's the 'POP!' when it comes out of her mouth? Where's the enthusiasm, real or faked? I've had those things sometimes with american girls, but very rarely if ever with Thais.

Oh, and btw, the Departed's posts are the most entertaining and informative pieces I've read on here in a while. Sure, they're way below the level of previous masters who were run out of here by the censorship crowd (I'm thinking of That Asshole), but they're still better than 90% of what's posted.

[QUOTE=Opebo]Actually I've never found the girls at the BJ bars to be great performers at all. They give BJs that are barely any better than the Beach Road girls give, and far, far worse than what you'd get at Devil's Den, but for something like 700 baht! One can get at least two and maybe three holes on the Beach for 500.

I've always found the BJ places to be a bit of a ripoff with so-so service, but then again I normally can't finish via blow-job.

Anyway BJs aren't very good in Thailand - I've never had one in this country that matched what orally inclined college girls used to give me back before I got old.[/QUOTE]I almost agree. Almost because there is still Bangkok with SOL. There you will get a real treat. The best ones i was lucky to experience (and tons of mediacre ones as well).

A must see documentary for first time visitors to Pattaya.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Bjmemu474[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5rh9SRp9Hc[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_0vZrpQ8QU&feature=related[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJXNQEvddjw[/url]

Pretty interesting and well worth the time to view all.

[QUOTE=Jdbkk555]My first day in famous Pattaya. What can I say, selection selection. Perhaps 2 ladies for every gent. It does seem that it's really quiet here. I wonder if it's the economy or just the season.

I did a bit of wandering about, checking the sights along beach rd and then into walking street. Lots of ok ladies, 5's-7's. As it's been a while, I decided to check out some of the higher caliber talent. That lead me eventually to Supergirls (I think that was the name. The big joint mentioned in this thread a lot). It sure did live up to the billing. Lots of very nice ladies.

After scanning the alternatives, I decided on miss Non. Very nice body, great smile, young (she said 21). She spoke a little english. Was a bit shy and obviously not long a professional at this. On entering my room, she did the usual avoidance tactics. Sat on the bed for a while. Pretending not to know what to do.

I finally got her into the shower, checking out her fine, young body. Dried off and into bed. She was quite reluctant to get her engine going. Fair BBJ with a few complaints along the way. A bit of a dead fish when the time came, only knowing one position. Ah well. Make the best of it.

She did the don't touch me thing while sleeping. Started to whine about being hungry at about 3. I told her. One more time and you can go. She snapped too at that point seeing an exit not far off. Another mechanical round, she cleaned up and darted off into the night.

I should have listened to my better judgment. For for a more seasoned pro and leave the eye candy to ripen on the vine a bit.

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If you meet a young girl that speaks little or no English, then more than likely she is very new to the seen and therefore is not going to be very experienced in the sack.

The girls at the Go-Go bars work a shift something like 7PM to 3AM, and then sleep from 5AM till noon or so the next day. If you bar fine a girl for long-time from a Go-Go at 10PM or so, well she does not regularly go to sleep for 7 hours. Just because you have been drinking for hours and are ready for sleep, certainly does not mean she is.

If you watch the girls you will see the usually step out of the bars sometimes in the middle of there shift to have for them what would be lunch. And when they leave the bar many of them get something to take home for dinner.

If you invite somebody to your home for 12 hours or so, aren't you going to offer them something to eat? Of course you are, if you’re a conscientious person. So, why would you not do the same for the girl when she told you she was hungry?

This guy had an average experience with a very attractive girl, but reading the board, following the advice given on the board and a little bit of common sense on his part, he could have turned into an exceptional experience.

I have written many times, the amount of fun you are going to have is directly related to the girl.

For all of you that are coming over here on vacation, do one little thing before you get here and you will be paid back ten fold.

Go to the flea market or someplace where you can get some very cheap T-Shirts with the name of your home town on it and buy ten or so. The girl's favorite color is Black by the way, by a large margin and make sure to get small sizes. You can also pick up some cheap bottles of perfume if you like.

Then as soon as you get to your hotel give them a shirt or bottle of perfume, better yet, let them select it themselves. I can not tell you how much they love this and the reaction you will receive. This very little jester alone could have saved this encounter.

I did not think I needed to mention this before, but I will now after reading this post. If your taking a girl for a long-time, then make sure you have access to food she will like. There are food stands everywhere, and the girls eat at them everyday, just ask her which one she wants to stop as you are leaving the bar, she will tell you. The meals only cost 30 Baht, let her have two or three, what do you care?

Make sure to stop at a 7-11 or Family Mart, they are on every corner. Let her pick out what she wants to drink. DO NOT under any circumstances assume if you have something in your hotel room you like to eat or drink, she will also like it. Many of the girls, even the ones that have been here for a while, will NOT eat any foreign food at all.

All this guy had to do was think ahead a little and treat the girl like he would have wanted to be treated and he would have had a wonderful time as opposed to an average evening. The better you treat them, the better you are going to be treated, end of story.

[QUOTE=Run Mann]A must see documentary for first time visitors to Pattaya. [/QUOTE]

Jejeje I don't think the average user of ISG would fit here.

I am visiting Pattaya for first time for a week from Oct 3rd and have been reading your reports which have been great. One bit of guidance I would like regards trying to ID LB's. Is it OK to ask girls to see their ID? . Do they take offence? . Are there fake ID's (stupid? I know). How can I know genuine ID's

Also weatherwise is it likely to be rainy then?

Thanks guys

Enbut

Thank you for the links,

Interesting stuff & the message is quite clear:

Any Foreigner in trouble over there is usually in more trouble than they first thought. Here's the Bravo tv link with some more interesting points including a questionaire on how to keep out of trouble.

[url]http://www.bravo.co.uk/shows/big-trouble-in-thailand/[/url]

[QUOTE=Run Mann]A must see documentary for first time visitors to Pattaya.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Bjmemu474[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5rh9SRp9Hc[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_0vZrpQ8QU&feature=related[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJXNQEvddjw[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Opebo]I looked at the video and I'm afraid it looked really so-so to me. Where's the slobbering? Where's the gagging? Where's the powerful suction? Where's the 'POP!' when it comes out of her mouth? Where's the enthusiasm, real or faked? I've had those things sometimes with american girls, but very rarely if ever with Thais.
[/QUOTE]

Hey, I was there, it was a really really good bj! :)

Not pornstar style great like you describe, but a really good one. I agree with you that Thai girls are pretty far down the world wide ranking in terms of BJ skills though, but there is the occasional gem out there.

[QUOTE=Enbut]I am visiting Pattaya for first time for a week from Oct 3rd and have been reading your reports which have been great. One bit of guidance I would like regards trying to ID LB's. Is it OK to ask girls to see their ID? . Do they take offence? . Are there fake ID's (stupid? I know). How can I know genuine ID's

Also weatherwise is it likely to be rainy then?

Thanks guys

Enbut[/QUOTE]

Gals are ok with showing their IDs if they have them, no offense taken.
Spotting fakes are easy.
1)just ask anyone at your hotel desk to show you their ID so you know what to look for, then also have them show you where is the birthdate and how to calculate the age.

Oct should be ok weatherwise.


So go out there and enjoy it rookie.
Shark

LBM,

Not offended at all by the term.

I'm just going to "lurk". Having not been to Asia in two years, I've got very little to contribute. This place is still a good read though. May make me miss it enough to go despite to little woman !

Cheers,

FD

A few people taking sides on whether Departed should be banned or is the best thing to come along in a while.

First, we are all posting or reading posts about doing everything conceivable (sexually) to young women, most of which would be extremely offensive to much of society.

And what is our collective response to that? "Fuck off" if you don't like it, and get over your prudish morality.

I think the same could be said to those offended by Departed. Don't read his stuff.

Second, I don't think Departed really does and says and thinks all the things he posts. He's just a very colorful writer.

Third, I think he's funny as hell and very entertaining.