Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Night Spotting]
Once upon a time I saw a website for an escort agency in BKK that specialized in ladies with ridiculous sized breast implants. I'm talking about beyond natural, huge breasts. I've always wanted to try something like that just once. Despite all the googling I've tried I can't find it or anything like it again. Anyone know of a service out there like this?
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Perhaps you saw the following:

[url]http://www.farangdingdong.com/[/url]

But they aren't escorts and the breasts aren't real (not even implants). The site sells pics and videos.

Exie66

Sorry. I know you asked us to be kind. But, you come across as a right wanker.

You'd do well not to refer to Thai women as "bitches" or other English "terms of endearment". It's disrespectful and shows you in an incredibly bad light, IMO.

[QUOTE=Need More Gas]Do not worry, I know what "You" here was meant. :)[/QUOTE]

ooops... Yes, sorry if it was unclear.. by that I meant All foreigners ;)

[QUOTE=Exie66]
End of day one in BKK. To be continued[/QUOTE]

I am not sure I am ready to read more reports from you about bkk B*itches.

Exi66
"On arriving at BKK airport on 25th March 2008, as soon as we passed Immigration we were both on a high, every ***** ...."
Thanks for the post. I think it illustrates a number of things about doing the deal in BKK:
PLEASE don't refer to the ladies as bitches or c***s (may be acceptable in UK)
Check GF of hotel on forum
You got a couple of nice girls, they did not want to have sex in same room as friend and declined anal - this is common despite what some may think. Thai girls are not that often into group stuff unless from Eden etc. These girls are fresher than what you generally see in Eden.
There is a CIM/COF etiquette as mentioned by others.

Please don't take any of the above as negative criticisms, we can all learn from each others experiences and your post will help many other newbies.
BSK

Arrived in BKK from Munich, quite jetlagged.
Decided to cruise Biergarten for a pre-nap ST. Lots of girls but quality poor as often in low season.
Ended up sitting next to girl Oi from Isaan near Laos border who looked Laotian. Very nice chat, very nice girl. She told me she is 35 yo, 2 babies. I took her for a short time since she reminded me of an exGF who was part Laotian. After initial shyness and despite some stretch marks and Caesarian scar, slim, soft skin, she really put on quite a show. Great oral skill and tight and wet down below despite 2 kids. Very responsive to my efforts. 2 shots with most fantastic massage in between. We agreed 1200THB, I gave her a good tip. After she left, I found she had folded my clothes up and made bed, even tidied up bathroom ... she was totally nice. I may try for seconds today.

Not the typical farm fresh gal I associate with the BG but a great prelude to jetlag ready sleep.

BSK.

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]Exie66

Sorry. I know you asked us to be kind. But, you come across as a right wanker.

You'd do well not to refer to Thai women as "bitches" or other English "terms of endearment". It's disrespectful and shows you in an incredibly bad light, IMO.[/QUOTE]Exie66,

Pay no attention to that ex Canadian behind the curtain, otherwise known endearingly as Old Thai Hand or OTH. When it cums to Thailand some here do not know if they are cumming or going, but one has to pipe in to keep up his post count for the month, or Jackson will be up his arse. Hence the numerous mini me posts of no merit, and rants that make some feel better about their uni fem bosses pouring hot coffee on their dick. BTW, if anyone is out there listening, ISG is still waiting for that extra donation for all the psychological benefits afforded certain unnamed members.

Your use of the word is perfectly appropriate, even if somewhat dated, as biatch is the more in style Hi so, so to speak, usage among the young today. In other words, your use of the word may have somewhat dated you, but feel free to use bitches, cunts, pussies, cheap meat, etc. Many board readers will enjoy this as much as P4P sex, unlike those who are in an eternal schizophenic limbo between ecstacy and the relationship thing, who have an agenda to end farang bargirl fun in LOS.

Your taste in women is certainly to be commended, as evident by the pics you posted, unlike those recently by a member of a certain high post count.

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]Exie66

Sorry. I know you asked us to be kind. But, you come across as a right wanker.

You'd do well not to refer to Thai women as "bitches" or other English "terms of endearment". It's disrespectful and shows you in an incredibly bad light, IMO.[/QUOTE]
He should just click on "Rules" tab and read, especially "Banned Words" section.
Some people bend the rules by mispelling or abbreviating or putting in quotes. But in the spirit of the rules, "Ho" is not allowed either which I saw a few times in the past.
Essentially any words denigrating women are not allowed.

Thanks *****.

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]Exie66

Sorry. I know you asked us to be kind. But, you come across as a right wanker.

You'd do well not to refer to Thai women as "bitches" or other English "terms of endearment". It's disrespectful and shows you in an incredibly bad light, IMO.[/QUOTE]In English the term "*****" is not used in the context as used by this person. The way the word was used is the American way of expression, and given certain other statements, I would suggest that the article is written by an American, pretending to be English and pretending on a few other of the "facts" as well.

"Internet Troll" and "Attention Seeking" spring to mind.

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[QUOTE=Exie66]Hi everyone, ...etc
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By no mean condoning this guys unfortunate choice of words but my guess he thought he was addressing mongers on a sex tourism site rather than a meeting of the womens institute. Guy just doesn't understand the dynamics and gets universally panned. What a surprise. Wonder who the immature asshole is who started the witch hunt (and continued it ad nauseum)?

PinkPearl - At least a sane response - don't you feel like Billy in the madhouse in Midnight Express walking the 'wrong' way round the exercise yard :D

[QUOTE=Exie66]Hi everyone,

I am new to this Forum in fact I have never posted or subscribed to any forum before, so if I make any mistakes on my first attempt, please give me a chance.



End of day one in BKK. To be continued


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I enjoyed your post anyway Exie66. It's good to read about the experiences of a Firth Time visitor. Having been about 25 times over the years it's easy to forget just how easy it is to get scammed or have a bad experience if you aren't careful.

It also makes a refreshing change from the usual, rambling, bollocks from the sites permanent residents who treat it as their own private chatroom and act like playground bullies if anyone breaks their own ridiculous set of moral rules. After all we are all talking about a subject that would be regarded as morally offensive in just about every country in the world to start with!! IMO. No offence :-)

Ignore the tossers on the site and post some more of your first time experiences. The vast majority of members didn't complain and would be happy to read them.


JohntheScot

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]By no mean condoning this guys unfortunate choice of words but my guess he thought he was addressing mongers on a sex tourism site rather than a meeting of the womens institute. Guy just doesn't understand the dynamics and gets universally panned. What a surprise. Wonder who the immature asshole is who started the witch hunt (and continued it ad nauseum)?

PinkPearl - At least a sane response - don't you feel like Billy in the madhouse in Midnight Express walking the 'wrong' way round the exercise yard :D[/QUOTE]

All they do is put new members off posting their experiences and all we get instead is their personal chatroom crap. The site is here for people to post their mongering stories. I want to read newbies experiences and I guess a lot of other members do to.

JOhnthescot

[QUOTE=Gamahucher]... Wonder who the immature asshole is who started the witch hunt (and continued it ad nauseum)?
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[/QUOTE]Gamahucher,

an "immature asshole" is [most likely] someone who accuses somebody else to be an immature asshole. If you want to justify a report in which all Thai women are called "bitches" - up to you, but it is quite understandable that well respected members of this forum complain about such a report.

[QUOTE=Johnthescot]...
The vast majority of members didn't complain and would be happy to read them.
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[/QUOTE]Johnthescot,

And NO - I don't think that the vast majority of members did not complain - they did not complain HERE in the forum but I believe that the vast majority of members did not like to read something like that.

I - speaking for myself right now - find such a writing style disgusting.

[QUOTE=Exie66]Hi everyone,

I am new to this Forum in fact I have never posted or subscribed to any forum before, so if I make any mistakes on my first attempt, please give me a chance.
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[/QUOTE]Exie66,

Why don't you simply change your writing style a bit, and show some respect for those women you met - it does not hurt you at all.

Let's philosophize a bit about the game itself:

Some women here in Thailand offer the service you are looking for - you buy the service. They take money - you give the money. --- You are on the same level as this women! You do not really believe that it makes a difference between receiving and paying money ... ? You make a kind of contract there, on the same level as your contract partner does.

Some other women in this country would never lower themselves to that level!


Giotto