Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015935]Yeah but freelance are using social media every where on earth, there is always 1 more popular then another one. I doubt it would be different in rio. Prostitution is legal also, so there is no problem to use social media to find FL and sugar baby.[/QUOTE]Hey Dude, you came to this website seeking info and advice. Several knowledgeable BM's took the time to give you solid advice. Now, if you don't want to take their advice, that's fine, have a good trip, although maybe you should reconsider your itinerary and go somewhere that fits your punting style better. England or Spain possibly. I mean why waste the time and money flying to Brazil if you are unwilling to partake in its bountiful feast? KKK!

Just keep in mind that RJ is all about VM & Mosaico (the bottom), prive's (the low end), termas, and late-night pickup bars. SP is all about clinicas, boates and favorite repeat girls. But if you insist on doing it your way, check this web site out: [URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/sao-paulo.[/URL] or this better one: [URL]http://www.barravipsrio.com/[/URL]

Good luck.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3015950]Hey Dude, you came to this website seeking info and advice. Several knowledgeable BM's took the time to give you solid advice. Now, if you don't want to take their advice, that's fine, have a good trip, although maybe you should reconsider your itinerary and go somewhere that fits your punting style better. England or Spain possibly. I mean why waste the time and money flying to Brazil if you are unwilling to partake in its bountiful feast? KKK!

Just keep in mind that RJ is all about VM & Mosaico (the bottom), prive's (the low end), termas, and late-night pickup bars. SP is all about clinicas, boates and favorite repeat girls. But if you insist on doing it your way, check this web site out: [URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/sao-paulo.[/URL] or this better one: [URL]http://www.barravipsrio.com/[/URL]

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Its better to admit that you have no idea or to skip and write nothing instead of claiming that there is no dating app more popular then another in rio. Rio isn't so diffrent then the rest of the world. All place on earth have an app more popular then another one.

Hey Bennie, I am saying this: RJ and SP dating apps are an inferior way to find girls and they wind up being a waste of time. Ranking them makes no sense. It does not matter which is the most palatable or popular as you say. KKK. But you can believe what you want to believe. When you get some a real experience using them in RJ or SP, post a field report.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015935]Yeah but freelance are using social media every where on earth, there is always 1 more popular then another one. I doubt it would be different in rio. Prostitution is legal also, so there is no problem to use social media to find FL and sugar baby.[/QUOTE]When you were given the website for freelancers you wanted a dating app. Then you specified young students. Good luck with whatever you decide.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015991]Its better to admit that you have no idea or to skip and write nothing instead of claiming that there is no dating app more popular then another in rio. Rio isn't so diffrent then the rest of the world. All place on earth have an app more popular then another one.[/QUOTE]The most popular apps are WhatsApp and Instagram. Good luck!

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3015935]Yeah but freelance are using social media every where on earth, there is always 1 more popular then another one. I doubt it would be different in rio. Prostitution is legal also, so there is no problem to use social media to find FL and sugar baby.[/QUOTE],a couple of years ago I was staying at a hotel and I met a couple of young good looking guys there. One guy was using Tinder and he was having a lot of luck with it getting laid for free. I saw some of the girls they were very nice and not all Brazilians either.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3015530]Remember when Help closed, the action moved to primarily Balcony. The neighbors there had the same complaints, causing that place to be closed down as well. Mabs is not as "active" as those places were or it would suffer the same fate I presume.[/QUOTE]That was such a sad day when it closed. Even worse was all these ideas that suddnetly whatever they built after was going to transfrom Rio into a Utopia free of crime.

I really have hope that maybe a new oasis will be created. THese guys have NO IDEA how big that place was. The ego stroke walking into a night club and all the girls wanting you (yes I know were paying).

I'll never forget going with my friends there the first time, the very first proposition I got was 2 girls "You want to fuckie her or fuckie me or fuckie both?" like WHAT! In hindsight I wish I would have taken their offer but I just went with the next girl which was awesome. I think I went every day that week it was unfucking real.

[QUOTE=BlueChange;3016097]That was such a sad day when it closed. Even worse was all these ideas that suddnetly whatever they built after was going to transfrom Rio into a Utopia free of crime.

I really have hope that maybe a new oasis will be created. THese guys have NO IDEA how big that place was. The ego stroke walking into a night club and all the girls wanting you (yes I know were paying).

I'll never forget going with my friends there the first time, the very first proposition I got was 2 girls "You want to fuckie her or fuckie me or fuckie both?" like WHAT! In hindsight I wish I would have taken their offer but I just went with the next girl which was awesome. I think I went every day that week it was unfucking real.[/QUOTE]By the time I started going to Brazil Help had already been in a steady decline. So, I was never impressed with the talent there. But man it was a scene! After having some great sessions in the termas, I liked to go and sit outside and eat and drink and watch the "show".

[QUOTE=RioBob;3016041],a couple of years ago I was staying at a hotel and I met a couple of young good looking guys there. One guy was using Tinder and he was having a lot of luck with it getting laid for free. I saw some of the girls they were very nice and not all Brazilians either.[/QUOTE]Tinder seem to be the safe value almost every where, but I like asking because some place have other favorite. In DR and Colombia its dominicain cupid and colombian cupid, in thailand its thaifriendly, especially in Pattaya, you lietraly just ask their Line ID then ask them how much they want for a ST. Its very usefull because usually they ask a lot less them agencies and the security and services things between FL and agency is pure bullshit tbh. App also bring some good things because their is way much girls and there is new one every day. Last trip in thailand I was back to my hotel after a big day and evening then at like 4 am I had this lust of fucking. I look at the dating apps to see who was online near me and 15 minutes later theire was a cute fresh 18 yo girl bouncing on my dick. Anyway, I like having the best information about all the differents to find a pussy.

Vagabundo is sitting in his favorite prive in centro. One girl has said she will bareback, but she has a little horse ass, another has a nice pony ass and she just ordered sushi, and vagabundo wants to rail her raw and get her sushi recommendation but a while ago she turned down vagabundo's BBFS advances. Maybe she can be persuaded with salmon and fresh blood tests. And money.

[QUOTE=Tochka;3015359]My condo building in Rio had an ifood box. Damn awesome for motoboy to deliver hot food directly to the box. I use the ifood clube coupon for descounts. Nice to get our food anytime its convenient, sometimes those motoboys show up early.

Yes goodbidea to let the entire revel play to know I am getting the full hour, not short changed by the time in the prive.

I enjoy ordering japanese ifood to rio branco spas, to keep my threesome and foursome going for 4 or 5 hours. Book duplo session on wassap at 13 HR and stay until 16 HR or 17 HR, ordering ifood whiskey,'maralo, food, cerveja, gargunta profunda spray cherry e marango for the tired ass garotas, kkkkk. Change out one garotas each hour. Start morena & morena, morena & loria branca, loria branca & loria joven, loria & ruvio, end with negra & morena.[/QUOTE]

Vagabundo did kamila werneck raw, BBFS, cpfpm of 230/30 for 8 ish, but that was vagabundo's fault on two points 1) he did not wash his balls with soap between sessions of penetration so she didn't want to suck. So lesson, don't do navy showers, ie, the 1 minute shower those of us real men, ie veterans learned in our nation's military 2) he lost track of time, thinking start time was 14 h40 instead of 14 h20, but no big deal, got a massage to fill out the hour.

NRMLS failed to link up at the centro prive due to time space, so vagabundo needs to train his unit with better warning orders so the team can go out together.

Tavares is out of Rio, but plans to return.

The Thinkpa x1 carbon, used amaon renewed does get the job done.

Genius idea about the ifood sushi, senor tochka, will soon be implementing.

Semper fi, NRMLS, you know we are the men's department of the world's military. We need to get together to talk biz, and you need to be in rio on 10 Nov +/- 30 days for the best party on earth!

Let the world burn down and go to war. Rio pussy will cause world peace to reign.

The section of the Bubba Boy Guide which I have been updating that has been the most valuable, to some extent, has been this one on dining, as I have repeatedly had meals with Senor Tavares (Cais do oriente, Na Brasa Colombia) and Senor NRMLS (Casuarina / Na Brasa Colombia) or whatever it is. Before these fine wingmen leave the country, we must also dine at. Temakeria on Rua JJ Seabra (across from Solarium, nota bene Tavares, where your tastes in hoars will probably be best served).

Marius in Leme (Seafood all you can eat).

Feira Sao Cristavao (Nordeste seafood, pair with Mosaico / Vila Mimosa -- Tavares, for your porno talent search, we MUST go to Mosaico, where the best hoars are).

When good wingmen, such as Tavares and NRMLS are in town, Rio truly is Heaven, or at least a very happy Sheol for we Spinozite Jews.

Food / Sex / Literature Combinations.

Food / Sex / Literature combinations in Rio.

Here are 5 great food / sex / literature combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week. I mean, if one has the good fortune to have a meal with Vagabundo, it is almost as if one is eating with Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jorge Amado, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Benjamin Franklin, and a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (parody allusion intended), not to mention Henry Miller, Bukowski, Saint Augustine when he was hoaring, Saint Ignatius of Loyola when he was hoaring, and the nun from Sound of Music when she just turned 16 who occupied Vagabundo's teenage fantasies as he grew up watching that movie, over and over as his mother was Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, who, actually saved jews in World War II by smuggling them out, no shit, which is why Vagabundo is so wonderfully conflicted, so much so, that his family is memorialized in the Museum of the Righteous besides Zohan, his icon, as Vagabundo is just a highly educated but repressed Zohan, just now, at the age of 91 coming out of his shell as in the protagonist of the finest piece of hoaring literature ever written, Memories of my Melancholy *****s by Marquez, which you should listen to on audible at least before you have a meal with Vagabundo, especially the delicious, hard to resist Ceaser Salad in a basquet of deep fried parmesan cheese over which all official proceeding of the Pimp Legion of Doom of Rio de Janeiro, also known as the (SWISS NAVY) Veterans of Foreign Wars shall be conducted, all transactions to be executed in crypto currency, (buy / sell Microstrategy stock, ticker MSTR! Semper Gumby, Ad usum nostrorum tantum, ad majorem dei gloriam, For Official Use Only.

We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:

1. Recreio: Casuarino + Paris Cafe. Paris is the best terma in Rio as it goes back and forth with Perola for talent. Casuarina is the best tier 1 spot to eat. It is at Posto 10 in Barra.

Casuarina.

Av. Lúcio Costa, 16410 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

Paris Cafe.

Av das Americas 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]

Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.

1. 2 Metro Jardim Oceanico:

Pineapple and Perola Negra. Did this recently with ISGer QNinja, a good wingman who brought some cell phones and who stayed for security at termas like the secret termas downtown, which he liked too, a good fit so he was promoted to admin of our whatsapp group.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/_pineappleoficial/?hl=en[/URL]

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbKGMhP1B3qNwM9c9[/URL]

Olegario Maciel 207 is Pineapple. It is a top date place. In fact, when Vagabundo and QNinja were there, girls sent their numbers over to our table. When they came to the table, Vagabundo jiu jitsu'ed them: "Nos somos go go boys. Vc pode paga nos 500 reais por sexo por uma hora, por vcs talvez vou fazer disconto 300 reais". That got a laugh. Later at Perola Negra, Q ninja reported that he had talked to them on whatsapp and that they asked for 500 DOLLARS (what the fuck over! The region (barra) is pricy.

Other good restaurants in the area include pesqueiro.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/pesqueiro.rj/?hl=en[/URL]

Look, when you go out there, the girl is there for pictures, and your job, lads, is to be her camera man. So, expect fuckery. That's Brazilian hoars, nay, all Brazilian women. They are a all instagram hoars.

Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).

Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.

Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).

[URL]https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/[/URL]

You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.

OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.

2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).

Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.

[URL]https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/[/URL]

3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.

Temakeria. Best sushi.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xt483LUgNgJpN1BS8[/URL]

Na Brasa Colombia (the original) on rua sao clemente.

Close to new terma Caribean Sul, are. Prof. Alfredo Gomes 9.

5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.

Marius in Leme.

[URL]http://marius.com.br/[/URL]

The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.

6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.

Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Xpartan;2665472]
The thing about classy joints in Rio like Marius or some super-duper sushi places (Sushi Leblon or something) is they're costly as fuck, just like upscale restaurants in NY or LA. I mean there is nothing wrong about it, but living in NYC I don't find gorging on finer food in Rio all that alluring. I highly recommend Lima for an incredible culinary journey on the cheap, but that's a totally different story, LOL.[/QUOTE]I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.

I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.

Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.

The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.

Here are a few more excellent choices.

Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.

I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.

And without meaning any disrespect or harm whatsover, I will suggest that some of those novellas, like Memories of my melancholy working girls by Marquez, might be a good antidote to Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome; I realize that much of what this particular board is is actually just reminicences by men who are not in Rio, and who can only spend a small percentage of their time in Rio due to their circumstances.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3016154]Vagabundo did kamila werneck raw, BBFS, cpfpm of 230/30 for 8 ish, but that was vagabundo's fault on two points 1) he did not wash his balls with soap between sessions of penetration so she didn't want to suck. So lesson, don't do navy showers, ie, the 1 minute shower those of us real men, ie veterans learned in our nation's military 2) he lost track of time, thinking start time was 14 h40 instead of 14 h20, but no big deal, got a massage to fill out the hour.

NRMLS failed to link up at the centro prive due to time space, so vagabundo needs to train his unit with better warning orders so the team can go out together.

Tavares is out of Rio, but plans to return.

The Thinkpa x1 carbon, used amaon renewed does get the job done.

Genius idea about the ifood sushi, senor tochka, will soon be implementing.

Semper fi, NRMLS, you know we are the men's department of the world's military. We need to get together to talk biz, and you need to be in rio on 10 Nov +/- 30 days for the best party on earth!

Let the world burn down and go to war. Rio pussy will cause world peace to reign.[/QUOTE]

Praia Diabo Gym.

[URL]https://web.archive.org/web/20250323105345/https://www.riosexsite.com/acompanhante/IndyaraDourado[/URL]

Vagabundo went to this gym (pictured, and in the link) Sunday night with a friend, a real friend which is absolutely required for sanity in this crazy city to train boxing / clean and jerks (6 sets each).

This is located at Metro General Osorio, at Praia Diabo, Posto 7, Rio de Janeiro.

There were lots of local gym rats, which caused me to put on my bag for safe keeping, and the fucking locals are always scoping out anyone to steal their stuff (my impression, only the paranoid survive), so be careful. Barra is safer.

But I was there with a buddy who is 30 and is in excellent shape from hitting this gym 4 or more times a week. I am addicted to hitting the bags from years of boxing, and even at my advanced age of 90 (JimmyBoy who is 18 years older than Vagabundo at 108, still power walks like 10,000 steps a day, which is probaby why he still fucks hot as fuck 20 year olds in centro prives, and he should spear one egg with his spermatazoa to reproduce his perfect Roman Emperor genes), hitting the bags is a good workout.

The other great thing about this spot is that the beach is right there (But bring fins), indeed, it is a beach where your hero, Vagabundo went for a first date / swim with a certain Euro blond northern european Viking princess, 21, who though Vagabundo was in his 40's. Am I sensitive about my age? Yep. My beard is grey along with my muay thai coach, which is probably why the hot af 20 year old female teammates regularly give ole vagabundo the heisman, but, it being muay thai, I just do a single leg take down or punch them in the face, which Brazilian bitches being brazilian like too. Language is the barrier, and there is no better way to learn portoguese than in a muay thai gym from the local brabo romeo boxers who are adept at turning muay thai into the french equivalent of a hoar house, the folley brecher, the exact reference will come to me.

Also, as the pictures indicate, it is a great picture spot for pros, like indyara dourado, whom a friend, isger mandingoblack who is the porn producer / director mambo perv tried to shoot for porno, but she is not doing porn anymore, though vagabundo would like to fuck her, but she's like 8 x more expensive than the normal centro prive / vila mimosa / trash casas girls that vagabundo has calibrated his penis to fucking.

But for 7 reais, and with a pair of 25 reais leather fireman gloves, you can take the metro from metro uruguiana (the best prives, and 4 x4) or metro sao cristavao to ipanema, and hit the bags for free. Bring a friend for gear watch and for a swim buddy (in the toilet known as copa / ipanema water), and bring a gopro in a scuba housing (or as mandingoblack pointed out, the better choice is a action 4 or 5 camera by DJI) to video tape your workout and shit post it to joe rogan, or even to become the joe rogan of mother fucking Brazil.

And bring indyara dourado. Or any sex worker for the pics! Nothing sells like tits and ass hanging off the leather of the fucking heavy bag at the outdoor gym at posto 7, ipanema.

Selah.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3016237]Praia Diabo Gym.

[URL]https://web.archive.org/web/20250323105345/https://www.riosexsite.com/acompanhante/IndyaraDourado[/URL]

Vagabundo went to this gym (pictured, and in the link) Sunday night with a friend, a real friend which is absolutely required for sanity in this crazy city to train boxing / clean and jerks (6 sets each).

This is located at Metro General Osorio, at Praia Diabo, Posto 7, Rio de Janeiro.

There were lots of local gym rats, which caused me to put on my bag for safe keeping, and the fucking locals are always scoping out anyone to steal their stuff (my impression, only the paranoid survive), so be careful. Barra is safer.

But I was there with a buddy who is 30 and is in excellent shape from hitting this gym 4 or more times a week. I am addicted to hitting the bags from years of boxing, and even at my advanced age of 90 (JimmyBoy who is 18 years older than Vagabundo at 108, still power walks like 10,000 steps a day, which is probaby why he still fucks hot as fuck 20 year olds in centro prives, and he should spear one egg with his spermatazoa to reproduce his perfect Roman Emperor genes), hitting the bags is a good workout.

The other great thing about this spot is that the beach is right there (But bring fins), indeed, it is a beach where your hero, Vagabundo went for a first date / swim with a certain Euro blond northern european Viking princess, 21, who though Vagabundo was in his 40's. Am I sensitive about my age? Yep. My beard is grey along with my muay thai coach, which is probably why the hot af 20 year old female teammates regularly give ole vagabundo the heisman, but, it being muay thai, I just do a single leg take down or punch them in the face, which Brazilian bitches being brazilian like too. Language is the barrier, and there is no better way to learn portoguese than in a muay thai gym from the local brabo romeo boxers who are adept at turning muay thai into the french equivalent of a hoar house, the folley brecher, the exact reference will come to me..[/QUOTE]Lololol, for my next visit, what's a decent gym near copa or Ipanema? Bodytech way too crowded.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3016225]The section of the Bubba Boy Guide which I have been updating that has been the most valuable, to some extent, has been this one on dining, as I have repeatedly had meals with Senor Tavares (Cais do oriente, Na Brasa Colombia) and Senor NRMLS (Casuarina / Na Brasa Colombia) or whatever it is. Before these fine wingmen leave the country, we must also dine at. Temakeria on Rua JJ Seabra (across from Solarium, nota bene Tavares, where your tastes in hoars will probably be best served).

Marius in Leme (Seafood all you can eat).

Feira Sao Cristavao (Nordeste seafood, pair with Mosaico / Vila Mimosa -- Tavares, for your porno talent search, we MUST go to Mosaico, where the best hoars are).

When good wingmen, such as Tavares and NRMLS are in town, Rio truly is Heaven, or at least a very happy Sheol for we Spinozite Jews.

Food / Sex / Literature Combinations.

Food / Sex / Literature combinations in Rio.

Here are 5 great food / sex / literature combinations which are best in world. I will set up some of these events this week. I mean, if one has the good fortune to have a meal with Vagabundo, it is almost as if one is eating with Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jorge Amado, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Benjamin Franklin, and a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (parody allusion intended), not to mention Henry Miller, Bukowski, Saint Augustine when he was hoaring, Saint Ignatius of Loyola when he was hoaring, and the nun from Sound of Music when she just turned 16 who occupied Vagabundo's teenage fantasies as he grew up watching that movie, over and over as his mother was Ilsa She Wolf of the SS, who, actually saved jews in World War II by smuggling them out, no shit, which is why Vagabundo is so wonderfully conflicted, so much so, that his family is memorialized in the Museum of the Righteous besides Zohan, his icon, as Vagabundo is just a highly educated but repressed Zohan, just now, at the age of 91 coming out of his shell as in the protagonist of the finest piece of hoaring literature ever written, Memories of my Melancholy *****s by Marquez, which you should listen to on audible at least before you have a meal with Vagabundo, especially the delicious, hard to resist Ceaser Salad in a basquet of deep fried parmesan cheese over which all official proceeding of the Pimp Legion of Doom of Rio de Janeiro, also known as the (SWISS NAVY) Veterans of Foreign Wars shall be conducted, all transactions to be executed in crypto currency, (buy / sell Microstrategy stock, ticker MSTR! Semper Gumby, Ad usum nostrorum tantum, ad majorem dei gloriam, For Official Use Only.

We will go over to VM, as we did last Sunday. I will be more proactive this week in planning other ISG pussy patrols:

1. Recreio: Casuarino + Paris Cafe. Paris is the best terma in Rio as it goes back and forth with Perola for talent. Casuarina is the best tier 1 spot to eat. It is at Posto 10 in Barra.

Casuarina.

Av. Lcio Costa, 16410 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

Paris Cafe.

Av das Americas 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.

[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]

Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.

1. 2 Metro Jardim Oceanico:

Pineapple and Perola Negra. Did this recently with ISGer QNinja, a good wingman who brought some cell phones and who stayed for security at termas like the secret termas downtown, which he liked too, a good fit so he was promoted to admin of our whatsapp group.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/_pineappleoficial/?hl=en[/URL]

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbKGMhP1B3qNwM9c9[/URL]

Olegario Maciel 207 is Pineapple. It is a top date place. In fact, when Vagabundo and QNinja were there, girls sent their numbers over to our table. When they came to the table, Vagabundo jiu jitsu'ed them: "Nos somos go go boys. Vc pode paga nos 500 reais por sexo por uma hora, por vcs talvez vou fazer disconto 300 reais". That got a laugh. Later at Perola Negra, Q ninja reported that he had talked to them on whatsapp and that they asked for 500 DOLLARS (what the fuck over! The region (barra) is pricy.

Other good restaurants in the area include pesqueiro.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/pesqueiro.rj/?hl=en[/URL]

Look, when you go out there, the girl is there for pictures, and your job, lads, is to be her camera man. So, expect fuckery. That's Brazilian hoars, nay, all Brazilian women. They are a all instagram hoars.

Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).

Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.

Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).

[URL]https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/[/URL]

You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.

OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.

2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).

Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.

[URL]https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/[/URL]

3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.

Temakeria. Best sushi.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xt483LUgNgJpN1BS8[/URL]

Na Brasa Colombia (the original) on rua sao clemente.

Close to new terma Caribean Sul, are. Prof. Alfredo Gomes 9.

5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.

Marius in Leme.

[URL]http://marius.com.br/[/URL]

The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.

6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.

Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/[/URL]

I ate at Marius less than 2 months ago with an ISGer from Italy, and it was $250 r. It's a once a month or quarter spectacular meal for those who love seafood, like me.

I will add, Cafe Marambaia in Guaratiba has the best paella I have ever had.

Cais do Oriente has become kind of a go to for centro mongering, as I was yesterday with two ISGers.

The bigger point, and the point of this thread is that Senor Anaggie and Senor Mr E were saying that all the brazilian chow is similar. I'm just saying that there is some really good eating choices near the thing that makes Rio and Brazil unique -- the sex, which is the point of this board, after all.

Here are a few more excellent choices.

Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]

Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.

[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]

Senor Bonhead had some recommendations in Humaita, as did Senor Bach123 in Leblon.

I take Senor Anaggie's point that there are perhaps even better restaurants, and women, in SP, but at a higher cost, and without the beach / waterfall hiking combinations which make Rio geographically unique. Its a matter of personal taste, like the Copa / Barra debate being whether you prefer Times Square (copa) or Miami and safety (Barra); SP, I know well too, but its just that I prefer actually swimming in the ocean, while also having a sex menu which is completely full from top to bottom tier, all colors, and for that Rio and Barra is optimal, perhaps a little like the Cartegena of the Marquez novels.

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