Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Turgid;3017621]Who wants to fuck a girl who has no boob and no ass. Sir, when you read on here of dudes who boast that they pay very little or nothing for non pros rest assured they are approaching girls who no self respecting man would approach.[/QUOTE]When the lady is cute she is fuckable with or without boobie and huge ass. I like girls in south america, but I also like the girls in asia. Its a different type of women, its like comparaing chocolate cake with a strawberry short cake. Both of them can be delicious.

The girl on the pictures doesn't really had bood and she probably have a flat ass too.

Pornstar Realty Best Investment Plan for $10 million reais property in Rio de Janeiro.

1. Oh, while Vagabundo is at it, the above one and done is basically.

[URL]https://www.ksresidence.com.br/[/URL]

(detailed attachments and photos to follow).

Senor Vagabundo met a client who wants to invest $10 million reais in Rio de Janeiro. He passed this contact on to his real friend the workout partner from Aproador, who, of course, promptly fucked up and tried to steal the commission by being too aggressive on a Leblon property when the man clearly wants Barra.

But, that property visit occurred on Tuesday, when Vagabundo fucked Cherry Torn Catwoman bareback for 70 minutes for 400 r plus 40 r for uber plus ifood, salmon from Na Brasa Columbia. So that is a cost per fuck getting up around 10 r per minute as the accountant, JimmyBoy99, a native Italian speaker who tortures his hoars with some Pavorotti in Italian while he gives them a backrub. After a long career as a bank regulator, he fills his fidelity account with higher yielding short term paper. He becomes in Riofornication Covid 27 the Chief Financial Officer of Vagabundo Capital out of Texas.

One thing about old JimmyBoy99, he knows technology. He carries as certain Asian brand of Android, and he recommends and uses SKYPE, which gives free calls to US numbers, or at least very low cost.

OK, men, your assigned reading for the next time we have a meal at Cais do Oriente in Rio de Janeiro centro is Naked Lunch, and Memories of my Melancholy *****s, and The French Lieutenant's Woman, from the Economist 500 Greatest Books of All Time.

If someone out there could please find a copy of Naked Lunch or Tropic of Cancer that I could cut and paste into here, please send me a link, or a private message with the file, preferably in Word Document or similar.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3017662]When the lady is cute she is fuckable with or without boobie and huge ass. I like girls in south america, but I also like the girls in asia. Its a different type of women, its like comparaing chocolate cake with a strawberry short cake. Both of them can be delicious.

The girl on the pictures doesn't really had bood and she probably have a flat ass too.[/QUOTE]As they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder so what you like I may not and vice versa. Regarding the girl in the photo its hard to judge from a photo especially when she's got clothes on. If I see her in the flesh I may damn well want to bang her.

[QUOTE=Sperto;3017641]That's your experience. I mix regular girls and pro's in Brazil. The most memorable and beautiful girls in Brazil, who also have performed best in bed, were the regular girls. Very few of the regular ones ever asked for money. My buddies also have the same experience.[/QUOTE]Ok, we have different experiences. Whenever I approach a hot civilian she always gives me a hard time before I get into her panties. Most times I just lose patience as I could bang hookers who look like her in a jiffy just having to dip into my pocket. On the other hand I get the eye from fuglies who I certainly won't hit the sack with. No way I could approach a hot beauty and be in bed with her in a day or two for free like you guys.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3017621]Who wants to fuck a girl who has no boob and no ass. Sir, when you read on here of dudes who boast that they pay very little or nothing for non pros rest assured they are approaching girls who no self respecting man would approach.[/QUOTE]These days I'm only interested in an ENTHUSIASTIC BBBJCIMNQ. But I do love a great pair of tits. I have been disappointed in Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, & Medellin. I don't want FS without a wrapper but can't get there with one on. So still looking for BJ heaven. Hoping it's in Brazil.

[QUOTE=PilotPete;3017858]These days I'm only interested in an ENTHUSIASTIC BBBJCIMNQ. But I do love a great pair of tits. I have been disappointed in Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, & Medellin. I don't want FS without a wrapper but can't get there with one on. So still looking for BJ heaven. Hoping it's in Brazil.[/QUOTE]I'the say per capita Brazil has the best BJ and kissing girls on the planet. So you should do fine. Just make sure to agree no condom BJ up front.

That said nothing beats a BJ bar in Thailand (like Wood bar) for the best BJ of your life (albeit with older or heavier girls). Honestly if you want the most guaranteed epic BJ I'the say Wood Bar in Bangkok.

But for a GFE with BJ a part of it then Brazil rules.

So ann amari and Vagabundo finally had a good fuck, a solid 20-30 minutes today, after I paid her for pernoite 300 r plus uber, ifood, and even weed. What else does a girl want or need?

Vagabundo was a little tired yesterday, but we always make up. She cooks, fucks. It's pretty normal couple stuff. Nice to have a regular who is also not working.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3017723]Pornstar Realty Best Investment Plan for $10 million reais property in Rio de Janeiro.

1. Oh, while Vagabundo is at it, the above one and done is basically.

[URL]https://www.ksresidence.com.br/[/URL]

(detailed attachments and photos to follow).

Senor Vagabundo met a client who wants to invest $10 million reais in Rio de Janeiro. He passed this contact on to his real friend the workout partner from Aproador, who, of course, promptly fucked up and tried to steal the commission by being too aggressive on a Leblon property when the man clearly wants Barra.

But, that property visit occurred on Tuesday, when Vagabundo fucked Cherry Torn Catwoman bareback for 70 minutes for 400 r plus 40 r for uber plus ifood, salmon from Na Brasa Columbia. So that is a cost per fuck getting up around 10 r per minute as the accountant, JimmyBoy99, a native Italian speaker who tortures his hoars with some Pavorotti in Italian while he gives them a backrub. After a long career as a bank regulator, he fills his fidelity account with higher yielding short term paper. He becomes in Riofornication Covid 27 the Chief Financial Officer of Vagabundo Capital out of Texas.

One thing about old JimmyBoy99, he knows technology. He carries as certain Asian brand of Android, and he recommends and uses SKYPE, which gives free calls to US numbers, or at least very low cost.

OK, men, your assigned reading for the next time we have a meal at Cais do Oriente in Rio de Janeiro centro is Naked Lunch, and Memories of my Melancholy *****s, and The French Lieutenant's Woman, from the Economist 500 Greatest Books of All Time.

If someone out there could please find a copy of Naked Lunch or Tropic of Cancer that I could cut and paste into here, please send me a link, or a private message with the file, preferably in Word Document or similar.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Turgid;3017851]As they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder so what you like I may not and vice versa. Regarding the girl in the photo its hard to judge from a photo especially when she's got clothes on. If I see her in the flesh I may damn well want to bang her.[/QUOTE]If you don't want to bang her with clothes you would probably not even naked. The girl is probably flat on both side.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3017883]I'the say per capita Brazil has the best BJ and kissing girls on the planet. So you should do fine. Just make sure to agree no condom BJ up front.

That said nothing beats a BJ bar in Thailand (like Wood bar) for the best BJ of your life (albeit with older or heavier girls). Honestly if you want the most guaranteed epic BJ I'the say Wood Bar in Bangkok.

But for a GFE with BJ a part of it then Brazil rules.[/QUOTE]Wood bar is overated like almost all place in this area. If you can't turn your brain off while the girl is sucking its not so memorable. Most of the girls in blow job place of thailand are ugly, fat or look like a LB (especially in BKK). If you like looking at a cute face and slim body its over no matter how good she can be. TBH I am looking at the girls on rio escort application and for the price of a BJ in thailand BJbar the average look of the girl can't even be compared. On internet and video pictures they all look so hot in these bar but I been in thailand so many time, the average girls taggued as a pro of BJ in a BJBAR is usually closer to be a toothless granny then the average rio girl of the same price. I tried wood bar long time ago, I took the cutest one and she was just OK and today she still one of the best looking at the place. It was like forever ago. She was good but I had way better BJ in most of spa and soapie of BKK.

Good for people who like it but I would not recommend these place to a first timer like if it was a gold mine. There is only one BJ place I would recommend in BKK: [URL]https://www.7-heavenbkk.com/girls[/URL].

Regarding BJ heaven. Brazilian women are BJ champions. It's very rare to get a lousy BJ in Brazil. The worldtime champion must have been Kelly at Stellas Massagem. Her skills were amazing. Even if I just had sessioned twice at other privées, before going to Stellas, Kelly would quickly make a BBBJCIM. The second most skilled BJ campion in Rio worked at Rua Carioca 59. I read about her in Gpguia where her skills were praised. I got curious and went to this trash privê. The woman turned out to be an average looking middleaged woman. None that I ever would have looked twice at. I told her I didn't want to f*ck but just try her famous BJ. She just smiled and went to work. Just amazing how skilled she was. She made a BBBJTCWS in no time. I made a report about her. As it was about 20 years ago she's propably retired by now.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3017926]Wood bar is overated like almost all place in this area. If you can't turn your brain off while the girl is sucking its not so memorable. Most of the girls in blow job place of thailand are ugly, fat or look like a LB (especially in BKK). If you like looking at a cute face and slim body its over no matter how good she can be. TBH I am looking at the girls on rio escort application and for the price of a BJ in thailand BJbar the average look of the girl can't even be compared. On internet and video pictures they all look so hot in these bar but I been in thailand so many time, the average girls taggued as a pro of BJ in a BJBAR is usually closer to be a toothless granny then the average rio girl of the same price. I tried wood bar long time ago, I took the cutest one and she was just OK and today she still one of the best looking at the place. It was like forever ago. She was good but I had way better BJ in most of spa and soapie of BKK. Good for people who like it but I would not recommend these place to a first timer like if it was a gold mine. There is only one BJ place I would recommend in BKK: [URL]https://www.7-heavenbkk.com/girls[/URL].[/QUOTE]The gospel truth! I skipped the whole BJ bar scene in Thailand LOL! Best BBBJCIM in my life from Brazilian girls and good ones from European girls in Germany and Switzerland too.

I have never been a fan of BKK Blow Job bars for the obvious reasons given. I will also add that for the most part, I was never a big fan of BKK PSE oiles either, even though this is where customers can usually receive some of the best massage parlor sex available in BKK. Looks count for me. But there were notable exceptions like Fern from Mango massage. What a great gal! A little bit over the hill, but still pretty good in the looks department and the sex was pretty amazing. I used to invite her over to my place for a morning session before she had to be at Mango. And there were other exceptions s well.

Yeah, I like the way Brazilian girls give BBBJ's. I think they invented the kneeling BJ and multiple BJ's per session.

Riofornication Covid 27 (Vagabundo fiction, s3 e4).

The Pope has swam ashore naked on Praia Abrico, his Argentinian phallus flopping about nonchalantly, while his Rio hoar awaits him, naked, with large tits oiled up in coconut oil on the beach with Corporal Arcadio, the only Russian Jew in the United States Marine Corps at Beirut, who serves as a personal security detail for the former Portuguese ambassador to Cuba, Tavares, who has Karina Rose covered in coconut oil, in a tent, where he is fucking her with his 77 year old Portuguese cock, while she wears a vasco the gama futbol shirt. The local cops, two pretos, insist on fucking Karina Rose anyway, and they do, but Tavares is a swinger, so he has already been getting a blowjob from the former Pope's hoar, who has taken the name Nia Nacci to appeal to American clients, like the rest of the personal security detail, all composed of Veterans of their nations' militaries. Kira Noir, a thin negra from Duque de Caixis, is with Vagabundo up on a rock where she jumps off the table, and offers to sit on his dick just like she had done for years at Emporio do Banho. We walk into Emporio de Banho after going into Trash Casas looking for Nia Nacci 4. Nia Nacci 3 worked at a trash casa where she took loads bare in her kunt, her hot negra mulatta kunt, with her natural tits, her strong muscled legs, and nothing more than leather biker boots, and a kunt, strapped loosely by a string bikini bottom, and a willing mouth, and a dangerous attitude. You would be advised not to take her to your apartment. Nia Nacci 2 was maybe a year or two ago, perhaps it was Bella Donna.

The best place for a Pornstar Penthouse is probably Recreio in terms of cost per fuck per minute.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3017723]Pornstar Realty Best Investment Plan for $10 million reais property in Rio de Janeiro.

1. Oh, while Vagabundo is at it, the above one and done is basically.

[URL]https://www.ksresidence.com.br/[/URL]

(detailed attachments and photos to follow).

Senor Vagabundo met a client who wants to invest $10 million reais in Rio de Janeiro. He passed this contact on to his real friend the workout partner from Aproador, who, of course, promptly fucked up and tried to steal the commission by being too aggressive on a Leblon property when the man clearly wants Barra.

But, that property visit occurred on Tuesday, when Vagabundo fucked Cherry Torn Catwoman bareback for 70 minutes for 400 r plus 40 r for uber plus ifood, salmon from Na Brasa Columbia. So that is a cost per fuck getting up around 10 r per minute as the accountant, JimmyBoy99, a native Italian speaker who tortures his hoars with some Pavorotti in Italian while he gives them a backrub. After a long career as a bank regulator, he fills his fidelity account with higher yielding short term paper. He becomes in Riofornication Covid 27 the Chief Financial Officer of Vagabundo Capital out of Texas..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sperto;3017935]Regarding BJ heaven. Brazilian women are BJ champions. It's very rare to get a lousy BJ in Brazil. The worldtime champion must have been Kelly at Stellas Massagem. Her skills were amazing. Even if I just had sessioned twice at other prives, before going to Stellas, Kelly would quickly make a BBBJCIM. The second most skilled BJ campion in Rio worked at Rua Carioca 59. I read about her in Gpguia where her skills were praised. I got curious and went to this trash priv. The woman turned out to be an average looking middleaged woman. None that I ever would have looked twice at. I told her I didn't want to f*ck but just try her famous BJ. She just smiled and went to work. Just amazing how skilled she was. She made a BBBJTCWS in no time. I made a report about her. As it was about 20 years ago she's propably retired by now.[/QUOTE]Any link to some webiste to see and get info about the ladys you are talking about?

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3018065]Any link to some webiste to see and get info about the ladys you are talking about?[/QUOTE]Not really. Carioca 59 is a trash puteiro. 4 floors with trash privées and nothing I would recommend.

Stellas massagem might have a website even though it would be classified as trash privê. An organized trash privê with a very fun boss woman. The girls always presented themselves nude. It used to be a great option when they had Sol and Kelly. Sol was cute 18-year old girl with huge natural perfect tits. I lost the count of sessions I had with her. Today she works as a security guard in one of the Lapa clubs. Kelly was a tall and superfit girl with a large and round ass and silicone tits (which I don't really like). I'm not a guy that likes anal sex but Kelly always insisted that I tried her ass as well and I always finished in her mouth. Unless you arrived at the Stellas just when Kelly arrived at work you could expect to wait in a line after something like six guys. Kelly was very requested. As I sessioned with her during something like 15 years, since she started at 18 years age, I got special privileges like extra time and she lent her personal towel so I could wash my dick before and after the session (remember, we're talking trash privê). The price used to be 25 reais for many years. They had an offer that you could have two girls for almost the same price as one girl. Stella also had a "hidden" privê on Rua Santa Luzia where they let the 18 year old newbies do their first weeks just to see if they could handle the business. Anyway, Kelly has married and left the business since a couple of years.

I would like to take the time to thank those that contributed to the forum before me. The paradox of choice. For those unformiliar with this concept imagine two ice cream booths right next to each other. One sells 3 flavors of ice cream the other sells 50 flavors. Which will sell more ice cream? The answer is obvious. The ice cream booth that sells only 3 flavors. Why is this? Because when humans have an over abundance of options they tend to feel overwhelmed and actually don't make a decision at all. I personally believe this concept effects every aspect of our lives. But I digress, more on that later.

I can't remember where I left off in my last report. My sleep schedule is so destroyed its hard to know which day it is. I have to check to see when I'm scheduled to go to the gym. Did I tell you guys about the time I sessioned with a skinny girl at Mosaico? She might be 4'9 if that. Well after that I invited her over to my apartment. And I fucked her in the ass and nutted in her butthole. Goodtimes. I feel more opportunities arise as I stay here and my language and confidence improves. One tip I can give is getting the girls number. But this can be a warning as well. Why is that? Because although you can see the girls outside the club, they can be annoying sometimes. The same girl from Mosaico I had to mute her notifications. I told her to stop messaging me. Every fucking day, lets meet lets meet! No! We are not fucking married wtf! Leave me the fuck alone! One benefit of getting the number is you can get cheaper service. You are not splitting it with the club, no drinks, no entry fee. But beware, some girls actually charge more to come to your apartment then the club! I told one girl, I will just see you in the club then. Wtf is going on?

I feel like I just go to Mosaico and 4 x4 only. The Copacabana scene did nothing for me. Even Monte Carlo is not as fun as 4 x4. I finally tried some brothels. Mostly to have something to report. And change of pace. Messagen Tijuca Av Paula Sousa 214. This place has no sign or anything. If you don't know the address you would think its a regular house and walk right past it. Absolutely no advertisement. I rang the buzzer and was let in. Only 3 girls none my type. So I left and went to Anne Masagens Rua General Roca 263 sala 201. One girl, not my type. Then went to 4 x4. And finally I got some DFK GFE experience. A month in a half in. I must be ugly as fuck because guys on this forum talk like this is normal. Well as they say, ymmv.

So next day I hit up Mosaico after the gym. I'm now focusing more on compound movements. I'm paying my personal trainer so we are going to do what I want. Not what he tells me to do. I don't want to do all this bodybuilding stuff. Its ok. But I need lower reps, higher weight and compound movements. There was nothing at Mosaico that would make me pull the trigger. Although some decent talent. Remember the paradox of choice. Well that comes into play here. There are some good options but I hold out for something just right. Also of note. Mosaico started putting tape over the camera on your phone, weird. So I go to 4 x4. Not much is catching my eye tonight either. Talent goes up and down with these clubs.

This girl I was smoking weed with the other night convinces me to do a dupla. I wasnt really attracted to her, only her friend. But somehow I get roped in. I have had 3 somes before. Mostly terrible experiences. Almost robbed in Colombia. Feeling ripped off in America. Waste of money in the DR. Although I had a foursome once that was really nice in Sosua. Anyway it was worth it. Amazing. One girl sucking my dick while another one is sucking my balls. Holy shit balls it was fucking amazing. Now I'm afraid to try it again because I don't want to spend the extra money. Two mouths is way better than one! One thing I mentioned in a earlier report is that Brazilian dick sucking skills are world class. I personally do not like my balls touched or sucked. But this girl the other night knew what she was doing. She worked magic. Only she can suck my balls.

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