The First Initial Makes the Difference
[QUOTE=Odin Man].......Checked in at HotelLas Palmas, as recommended here at WSG.......As a newbie, I fould Lima as a difficult venue. Sorry guys, but South East Asia is faar better than my dissapointing experience with Lima!![/QUOTE]
Sorry you didn't have much fun. However, next time, if you look at the recommendations and listings on the ISG you may have a better experience.
And thinking about it - we have lists and lists but no good interactive map. LB - know anyone who could mark up Google Earth??
Polvo
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Go With Your First Instincts....
Night 2 - meet Yanet & Charo @ the JW for dinner. Head across the street to Mango's. Have a really good time. One single guy a few tables away can't keep his eyes off us; I guess the girls fawning all over me has him wondering why he's alone. They want to spend the night.
Little signs are showing.....like Charo ordering a pack of cigs... We have a great meal and a few Pisco Sours. The girls are remarably ignorant of quality dining (like the difference in a dinner knife & a steak knife). Last night was Charo's first glass of wine.
Head to the grocery store & I buy them both a cake for their kids. (mistake). More signs...they pick up a few other items as well - mostly shampoo. On the other hand I'm able to pick up a few bottle of Pisco for back home. Maybe it's worth it to me because we're not talking about any real money here & I lknow it'll help the gals. They told me they live two hours north by bus (Does that sound right or was I being taken for a ride?)
Room service for three more sours. The bellman knows there's a good party going on inside (Yanet doesn't bother to put a shirt on when the door opens). He's all grins.
A little dancing, a little grab-assing [is that a proper word?]. 45 minutes later & we're ready for another round of sours [big mistake]. The gals are now becoming staggering. Oops. Now the jealousy is showing. I've been paying more attention to Yanet (hell, she's got a great rack, shaved snatch and is very outgoing) than to Charo (unkempt, wild bush, fatter & flabier, obviously more inhibited). Jealousy keeps going up with pouting following. So much for the party atmosphere. I didn't mind pre-paying tonight even with a little extra based on the previous night's performance [go ahead, say it: "DUMBASS"].
I Finally have enough & show them both the door.
Bottom line: excellent evening I'll remember for a long time, fun after-dinner time, wasted money on a couple of users, and a final collapse of fun in the hotel room. I probably spent $250 on the whole evening including the pre-payment for services not delivered (x2), dinner, cakes for the kids (which I certainly don't mind) and other expenses. On the other hand I had 4 hours of great time with two fun girls marred by a half hour of misery with two drunks. Coulda been much worse & I've certainly pissed away more than that before with less to show for it (consider most US strip clubs!).
Yes I know, you've all said it before. The "it'll never happen to me" syndrome is alive and well within me.
/Dan D.