Hi Surf, and a warm welcome
Its nice to see you back, rewriting my personal history as usual. My god, I'd love to be in court listening to your summations. Imaginative stuff I'm sure.
But its X I'm worried about. You see I'll be in Manila at the same time as he and we both frequent EDSA (usually Firehouse and Cotton) and this means that the pickings will be slim for him. I'll be with a friend, a big Californian and will be easy to spot. Well-dressed, smiling, spending lots of cash and surrounded by the girls. X, (flip-flops, cargo pants, last week's t-shirt, three-day-old beard) probably won't stand a chance. Poor guy will end up watching Flip television all day...this is what I'm afraid of; a ruined vacation. I can just see the joint communique from you both: 'Manila ruined by Gringos!'
Yo X, I thinks I got the solution for ya. There was a guy here a while back, Hilton Cowbyoy, a failed poet, who used to cruise the byways in an SUV with a mattress in the back. That might be an idea. You could rent one near the airport I'm sure. The price would suit you too. Try them vegetable markets way outside Metro. Thats where the action be at. Wanna keep everyone happy is all.
Holla,
Hilton Cowboy Quit Posting Because of Incessant Flaming by Your Boy Guinness
I wish I knew how to contact Cowboy and tell him that the PI threads are again safe for those who contribute (since Guinness and Prov were banned, all is well).
DD wrote:
"Poor guy will end up watching Flip television all day." to which I have two comments:
(1) second only to your obsession with me (now redirected at Xman I guess) is your proclivity for using racial slurs (you will recall our very first interaction was my response to your derogatory comment about all the "poor blacks" in Cartagena). In addition to Chinese, Puerto Ricans, Eskimos and Blacks, we can now add Filipinos to the ethnicities you have insulted on this board with racial epiteths.
(2) from reading his reports, Xman appears to be an adventurous type that likes to get off the beaten path and, accordingly, ALMOST SURELY spends less time watching the TV than you do with your multi channel cable package at the Mandarin Oriental in Makati.
You Need to Check Again Don Because Your Buttbuddy is NOT Allowed to Post
while he was not technically banned like the third member of the triumvirate of shame PROV, he was put on some form of restriction whereby all his posts are reviewed by Jackson BEFORE being posted. Since then, he has stopped posting as he ONLY EVER posted to flame and start flame wars between third parties.
Since that glorious day, the discussion has returned to women (rather than "topping" and penises, the two topics most near and dear to you and Gayness).
Until you posted in this thread that is, and resumed getting the thread off on tangents like your failed marriage and your paraphrasing the comments of a divorce attorney in New York. Scintillating as YOU may find those subjects, I doubt ANYONE pays $20 to Jackson to read your advice on dating and marriage (two subjects you failed at miserably!)
Since you are a creature of habit, perhaps I should aleret Ace Gallant to your impending visit so he can speak with his "agent" who works at your preferred Hotel to snap a few pictures of you returning to your suite with as bakla in tow LOL!
Surfer, Xman, and the love that dare not speak its name
I'm feelin the heat, no doubt about it. The unholy alliance of Xman and Surfer have me in their sights. Can Ace Gallant and the Chinese computer hackers be far behind? Any minute now, some of my old enemies will pop up to take a potshot, of that I'm sure. What to do......?
Ok, Surf. I need your help in choosing a hotel. Lets put the fisticuffs aside. This will prove whether you are the contributor to the board that you say you are. I'm not interested in the Mandarin because there's no lobby to speak of. I need a place thats close to the action, but not the Bayview because thats full of japanese mongers and anyway, I banged the controller from that place. Must have a nice pool and a decent gym and the rate shouldn't be more than $400 a night. Also, there must be at least one nice restaurant on site so that I can interview the FH girls. They'll be stacked like the flight patterns over JFK, so there has to be a nice public area, you know what I mean.
Depending on your vast knowledge and experience, Surf,
Thanks,
Don