Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[quote=Me]Not sure I have seen more than 2 girls in the whole city, including non pros working in the malls, that I'd leave my room 10 minutes earlier for in hopes that this will be my lucky day to catch her before the mad rush and be graced with her company for an hour, regardless of the money.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2242204]The heart cries out. Blindness can truly be debilitating.[/QUOTE]On my last 2 day trip to Pattaya, a couple of months ago, I made a conscious effort to count on my digits the number of Thai girls I passed on the sois, saw on Walking Street, saw inside the bars on Walking Street and in the shops, malls and restaurants that I would spend as much as 500 baht, 1 hour of my time and one squirt of my precious ejaculate on and in those two days and nights I did not get up to four fingers on one hand. Sorry. That's what I see there. Not talking about tourists who come in pairs or whole families to gawk. I'm talking about girls with or without dates/customers who look as though they are on the job and live there, not gazing around or taking photos of this or that site.

It isn't only an issue of basic physical DNA features. The girls who look fairly well put together in terms of youth and fitness ruin it with big ugly tattoos in all the wrong places, weird piercings, braying nasally voices, smoking cigarettes, projecting a decidedly bored and rough demeanor and so on. Not attractive. Not the least bit interesting to me for a fuck or a suck.

Now, mind you, my days of striving to be seen with so-called stunners and envied by other men in the bars or on websites like this one as a primary objective are over. Not because I am now 65. They were over by the time I was 45, maybe even 40 if I really looked back on it further. By then I was no longer emotionally needy in that way and, knowing what I had already had countless times before, my ego and self-esteem could well afford to be more generous of spirit and open to being impressed by other things besides whether the girl was the hottest one in the bar.

I am not a man who needs that. I certainly have a bottom floor standard on looks. That probably would be considered better than average or much better than average in the eyes of most punters. Any compromise on looks is based on demeanor, attitude, delivery of services or at the very least an impression that she will deliver well on service if a first session.

But the standards are lowered in Pattaya vs Bangkok across the board such that MY bottom floor standard "better than average/much better than average" likely choices in Bangkok would be Super Stars on Soi 6 and Beach Road and easily among the top 5% most popular girls in any Pattaya go-go bar I have gone into. They would most certainly be among the most popular with repeat customers who had sampled the kind of True GFE I have gotten with them.

So when I take that arduous and mind-numbingly boring 3-4 hour trek (yeah, even by private taxi these days!) all the way to Pattaya for the purposes of P4P rather than to meet or hang with a friend who wants to go there, it had damn well better be because I will get something much better there in terms or looks, skills, True GFE, lower cost or SOMETHING than I can easily get within a 15 minute walk in any direction from my apartment in Bangkok. As of this writing, that has not happened in the 6-7 trips I have taken to Pattaya over the past half dozen years.

Btw, if you think my statement was so ridiculous, easy to refute or worthy of challenge, why didn't you just reply to it accordingly in the Pattaya Reports thread where I posted it?

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2242197]

Got to love this strategy. When cornered come out swinging big with the same moves that got you boxed in. Our learned friend here seems to know a lot about BMs putting other BMs on IGNORE lists. Does it ever occur that it could simply a way of cutting down on BS?

[/QUOTE]Uh. MP's effort to protect his fragile ego and remain blind to any challenge to the likely hogwash in his posts by WARNING everyone he would put them on his Ignore list if they dared to do so and then by further imploring everyone else to ignore their challenges as well in order to help him protect his fragile ego and blindness (your chosen job, I suppose) was in posts written by MP in these threads.

And you know that Private Message thingy we've got here? Turns out at least 3-4 posters who were put on MP's Ignore list were able to check with each other and get a big laugh about how little challenge to MP's fragile ego it takes to get put there. I was able to read their posts and they read mine before we were put on MP's Ignore list. There was nothing in them any more challenging than one would find other, less emotionally fragile posters, including ourselves, shouldering and shrugging off or, better yet, simply clarifying and responding to all the time.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2242291]
So when I take that arduous and mind-numbingly boring 3-4 hour trek (yeah, even by private taxi these days!) all the way to Pattaya for the purposes of P4P rather than to meet or hang with a friend who wants to go there, it had damn well better be because I will get something much better there in terms or looks, skills, True GFE, lower cost or SOMETHING than I can easily get within a 15 minute walk in any direction from my apartment in Bangkok. As of this writing, that has not happened in the 6-7 trips I have taken to Pattaya over the past half dozen years.
[/QUOTE]My trips in the period, is a fat zero. Are you saying I should not bother. Originally I thought the attraction of Pattaya was is was an any goes, let it all hang out place, low class, and very cheap. However I gather the days of cheap very beautiful bargirls is over, and hence I missed out. LOL.

So what makes you keep trying?

Natty suggested to me that Yangon could well be a bit like Bangkok many years ago. Very old style. That might be worth me trying, seeing I start to miss the good old days. I doubt I have the right monger's ethic to really appreciate Pattaya any more.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2241777]Three blind mice.

I am truly amazed at the lengths men will go to try and preserve their own ideas of reality...[/QUOTE]I think you are catching on quick and I like how where you are going with this. In case folks were wondering, my ideas too, often can be attributed from Hollywood or entertainment influences that I can remember. I think I've learned so much about life and people from watching TV, films, and cartoons. This is just a key for future reference, so take note. Most of what is preface about each can be found and verified in Wikipedia easily, so no need to shoot the messenger. The first two are awards of recognition, the rest are simply honors.

1. The Monkeypaw "Sharing is Caring" Award. This award is given to those who write up a damn good report that makes Monkeypaw's balls tickle. This is rare and I've only handed out a few. The guys who got it, had a good description of the girl (s), details of their encounter, how and where to find her, how much they paid, and a pic or two to share. Can't get better than that, unless I do one myself.

2. The Monkeypaw "two paws up" Award. I have given this award many times when I feel somebody did what Monkeypaw would do in that situation. It recognizes better and good acts that improve the lives others. Let's say you see a hot slim chick with big tits, with toilet paper stuck to her shoe at Thermae. Monkeypaw, in that situation, would tell her something. Let's say you see a funny looking guy, heavily sweating and not smelling hygienically appropriate at Thermae. Monkeypaw would go to 7-11 and buy him some deodorant and then gladly hand it to him to use. Both acts are the Monkeypaw thing to do and deserve a "two paws up," but only of them requires you to be very brave.

3. Blue. A tribute to a very innovative animation series, Blues Clues, in which Steve, the host, presents the audience with a puzzle involving Blue, the animated dog. To help the audience unlock the puzzle, Blue leaves behind a series of clues, which are objects marked with one of her paw prints. In between the discovery of the clues, Steve plays a series of*games. As the show unfolds, Steve and Blue move from one animated set to another, jumping through magical doorways, leading viewers on a journey of discovery, until the end of the story. Those who follow these clue correctly, always gets rewarded. *.

4. The Walking Dead. A tribute to the American post apocalyptic horror television series about the journey, pains, and sufferings of human life and its survival in the months and years that follow a zombie apocalypse. *The Walkers are the brainless dead, that just only care about eating. My favorite quote from this movie is from "The Last Day on Earth" episode when Negan tells Rick, "It sucks don't it? The moment when you realize you don't know shit. "

5. Mr. Magoo. A tribute to one of my favorite cartoon characters of all time, Mr. Magoo. He is a wealthy, short-stature retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his extreme*near-sightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem. However, through uncanny streaks of luck, the situation always seems to work itself out for him, leaving him no worse than before. Which is technically the same as when he started, so pretty much a wasting his time and energy. Coincidentally, Mr. Magoo also appears in a Christmas Carol as the cheap skate, Scrooge.

6. Karius and Bactus. A tribute from a short puppet play based on a Norwegian children's book about two tooth trolls named Karius (black haired) and Bactus (red haired). I remember this from grade school. Their names are puns on Caries and Bacteria, and they live inside cavities in the teeth of a boy named*Jens who is as dirty as they come. They seemingly have a very good life, especially when Jens eats white bread with lots of maple syrup. Eventually their homes are destroyed by a dentist who teaches Jens proper*hygiene, which in life, often requires that you brush your teeth with toothpaste and take showers with soap.

7. Dudley Do Right. A tribute based on Dudley Do Right, another cowboy hat wearing cartoon character, who is a dim witted, but conscientious and cheerful Mountie, who is always trying to catch his nemesis,*Snidely Whiplash, and rescue*the damsel in distress,*Nell, his boss's daughter. So he sorta behaves like a White Knight. He succeeds only by pure luck or through the actions of his horse, named "Horse. " Dudley Do Right's horse pretty much acts like "Tonto" to the Lone Ranger, and helps gets Dudley out of jams. This was a segment in the popular series called the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, which also featured my one of my favorites, Mr. Know It All.

8. Nancy Drew. A tribute to Nancy Drew a fictional amateur detective of the book series, where she is a young high school graduate that spends her time solving mysteries, which she always seems to stumbles upon out of her own nosiness. She likes making everything her business. She is eventually out shadowed by the Hardy Boys who seem more brave, are able to do more, and are involved in more dangerous situations, as boys, while Nancy, a female, is not able to. In*the episode, the Haunting on Heliotrope Lane, many fans complain Nancy and her friends act out-of-character, and that there are frequent mentions of Nancy and her friends being scared, screaming, or "peepee (ing) their pants. " Slowly after that, the popularity of Nancy Drew faded away due to the stereotyping.

9. Gumball. A tribute to a cartoon about a young blue cat named Gumball Watterson and his best friend, a pet fish named Darwin on a show entitled, the Amazing World of Gumball. He always for gets into trouble, often resulting from the same schemes he comes up with. He never seems to learn his lesson and never evolves. One of the funniest episodes is when Gumball and Darwin get very confused when they meet Chi Chi and Ribbit, a pair of siblings that copycat everything they do and say. Reminds me of a slow to think kid I knew back in high school, that when he wanted to bug someone, he would just squinch up his nose and repeat whatever they said.

10. Monkeypaw's Ace in the Hole (if needed).

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2242423]My trips in the period, is a fat zero. Are you saying I should not bother. Originally I thought the attraction of Pattaya was is was an any goes, let it all hang out place, low class, and very cheap. However I gather the days of cheap very beautiful bargirls is over, and hence I missed out. LOL.

So what makes you keep trying?

[/QUOTE]I can't say you should not bother. As I recall, you have said all it takes is one girl who meets your spec in a bar to make going in there worth it. So that might be the ratio in all of Pattaya as well, don't know.

The only reason I go to Pattaya now is when a visiting Western friend wants to go and wants me to come along. Or to meet him there if he is in Pattaya already. For instance, I have a friend who works in Japan and when he comes to Thailand he only wants to stay in Pattaya. So I will ride the bus there to hang with him for 2-3 days. It is only because I am there already that I give the girls on the strolls and in the bars a more detailed review and a chance to change my mind about the place. None of them have changed my mind in the past few years but I'm not going to deny them the chance to do so as long as I am out with my friend.

I have also gone there a couple of times with Bangkok girlfriends who just want 2-3 days by the beach or who like Pattaya as a change of pace. I appreciate Pattaya as a change of pace environment too. But those times when I bring a girl FROM Bangkok with me are the only times in the past 6 years or so that I have had what I consider real sex, good, real and satisfying sex, with an attractive young lady in Pattaya. Oh, one time an ex Som's Haven girl left the business and took up a real job in a car dealership in Chon Buri. She Lined me and invited me to come down to stay with her for a weekend off and that sex was great.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2242482]10. Monkeypaw's Ace in the Hole (if needed).[/QUOTE]Is Monkeypaw's Ace in the Hole his famous recipe for spaghetti alla puttanesca that he serves to all of his bar girls after a shag?

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2242197]
Nice try. Perhaps a result of binge watching Daredevil on Netflix?[/QUOTE]Netflix? I'm blind, remember?

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2241094]I also find that odd. Dude claims to spend a lot of money on girls, yet he shares a room with a guy? An ex NFL player can't afford a room of his own? Unless they are having sword fights together in the room every night, it doesn't seem to make sense. I've been on a lot of trips with buddies and never once have we shared a room.[/QUOTE]It was a joke from MP to the girls I'm sure. Funny too. And those girls are certainly pretty. Good for you.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2242693]I can't say you should not bother. As I recall, you have said all it takes is one girl who meets your spec in a bar to make going in there worth it. So that might be the ratio in all of Pattaya as well, don't know.

The only reason I go to Pattaya now is when a visiting Western friend wants to go and wants me to come along. Or to meet him there if he is in Pattaya already. For instance, I have a friend who works in Japan and when he comes to Thailand he only wants to stay in Pattaya. So I will ride the bus there to hang with him for 2-3 days. It is only because I am there already that I give the girls on the strolls and in the bars a more detailed review and a chance to change my mind about the place. None of them have changed my mind in the past few years but I'm not going to deny them the chance to do so as long as I am out with my friend.

I have also gone there a couple of times with Bangkok girlfriends who just want 2-3 days by the beach or who like Pattaya as a change of pace. I appreciate Pattaya as a change of pace environment too. But those times when I bring a girl FROM Bangkok with me are the only times in the past 6 years or so that I have had what I consider real sex, good, real and satisfying sex, with an attractive young lady in Pattaya. Oh, one time an ex Som's Haven girl left the business and took up a real job in a car dealership in Chon Buri. She Lined me and invited me to come down to stay with her for a weekend off and that sex was great.[/QUOTE]Taking a girl to Pattaya is a bit silly really, unless really can't think of anywhere better. I did that once 25 years ago.

I really don't travel long distances just to get sex anymore (Gave that up but not for that long). However all flights to anywhere seem to have to pass through either Bangkok or Frankfurt. LOL Even that is not essential any more. That is part of my partial retirement. If I have to be somewhere, then I may get too horny and look for something. I don't think I am even likely to visit Pattaya just to see a friend, would have to be mighty important. Use it as an excuse to go to Pattaya sounds okay.

Still preferring my regulars for now. I suppose I have to do Pattaya some time for the hell of it. First time for over 20 years. However better wit till I am really unsatisfied with what I have. Not top priority. Yangon maybe higher!

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2242291]On my last 2 day trip to Pattaya, a couple of months ago, I made a conscious effort to count on my digits the number of Thai girls I passed on the sois, saw on Walking Street, saw inside the bars on Walking Street and in the shops, malls and restaurants that I would spend as much as 500 baht, 1 hour of my time and one squirt of my precious ejaculate on and in those two days and nights I did not get up to four fingers on one hand. Sorry. That's what I see there. [/QUOTE]I give up man. You seem to set the bar so high, that you yourself have difficulty in jumping over it. So glad you have left Pattaya for lesser mortals.

That said, if there is nothing for you in Pattaya, why read that thread or post in it? Just curious.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2242291]Btw, if you think my statement was so ridiculous, easy to refute or worthy of challenge, why didn't you just reply to it accordingly in the Pattaya Reports thread where I posted it?[/QUOTE]Is there a law against it? Worthy of challenge. LMAO. This is just pure entertainment for me.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2242302]And you know that Private Message thingy we've got here? Turns out at least 3-4 posters who were put on MP's Ignore list were able to check with each other and get a big laugh about how little challenge to MP's fragile ego it takes to get put there. [/QUOTE]Mighty big faction you have there.

Speaking of this thing called PM, have I told you about the number of PMs I get from BMs laughing their faces off at how ridiculous your argument sounds?

I don't block anyone simply because every poster has potential entertainment value, in different ways.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2242904]Mighty big faction you have there.

Speaking of this thing called PM, have I told you about the number of PMs I get from BMs laughing their faces off at how ridiculous your argument sounds?

I don't block anyone simply because every poster has potential entertainment value, in different ways.[/QUOTE]Strange thing that IGNORE list. The other day, I was sharing with some other members the screenshot of my IGNORE list, which is empty. Not one member listed on there. I've said this before. I sure didn't put anyone on there. So perhaps, they need to take this issue up with those above who have more powers. But they are senior members, they should know how to get around all that crap. Heck, common sense says you don't even have to be member or even have a subscription or an account to read anybody's post. So what's the issue again?

So let's rewind in time a bit, and let me recap with a few excerpts from the original post "Russian Roulette: When a Stupid Shit Results in Finding Gems. In their correct chronological order. At any time you can click on the original post link with the last quote to read the entire original report.

1. "Anyways, one night, when headed towards Nana at around 9 ish, I had to take a serious dump from some burn your asshole Indian food I ate earlier ".

2. "I ended up taking a detour down Soi 5 and into the Amari Boulevard Hotel to use their bathrooms ".

3. "This was the first time I had been inside the Amari Boulevard and it was jackpot ".

4. "That was their cue to who they really are and it means "game on ".

5. " I need not say more, you just have to be really good at understanding hidden meanings and the subliminal messages sent when hunting ".

6. "They wanted 3000 each for a threesome, but I countered them with 2000 each plus tip and a promise to see them as much as I could while I was staying at this same hotel as they ".

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2240304]They agreed and escorted me up to their room on the 7th floor because in my room had my American black buddy, who was a former NFL player, quietly and peacefully asleep.[/QUOTE]The last quote above was what got "them" to come from out under the bridge to face-off with the GOATs again. If you don't know what the heck I am referring to. Here' s a link to the wonderful tale of 3 Billy Goats Gruff.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2233785]Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff. " [/QUOTE]I could be horribly wrong, which I have been before, but Monkeypaw thinks any reader with a smudge of intellect, mixed with some common sense, and a dash of "game" could probably figure out the intent of the last quote with pretend my buddy, the black NFL football player, in my pretend room at the to hotel, which I didn't belong. If that might be asking too much, which I have asked before, then it is a simple as them re-reading 1-6 again. I've said this many times before, we are not all on the same playing field with the same powers. And yes knowledge is power, so saying "well I didn't know" can't be used as an excuse. But one thing for sure, this stirred up the pot and brought some life to a thread that had been left dead for a week. Didn't want it to die off with a dud post with me being from the planet of the apes, Monkeypaw doesn't go out like that.

As promised, instead of getting in any type of exchange with folks, I'll just do the nice thing and hand out some awards and honors a little later. That way it eases up the tension on those up tight panties. Call this a professional courtesy considering all the dynamic possibilities that I can do with this wonderful mind God has bestowed upon me. Reminds me of a junior version of my Hollywood hero, Hannibal Lecter, who has the capability to literally mindfuck someone to the point where they will chew off their own face and wash it down with a glass of warm milk. All because he considers them rude by his own definition, not giving a shit about what they thought. The mind is a such a powerful thing to have, especially when you are able to control others like good ole Hannibal.

And by the way, I do apologize to "some". Just because I never responded back to your tits with my tats, I still paid quite the attention to the needy. I took my inspiration to do it this way when reading about the Fogey Awards in Bare Magazine this past weekend. And since it also is nearing time for the Hollywood Films Award, I thought I would give all this an entertainment flair, because so many on here have kept me, for lack of a better word, "entertained. " Reminds me of when I was a small child, and I was handed down TEKNO, the robotic dog, to play with. But it was used, old, and required 4 AA batteries shoved up its ass to get it going and act right. I out grew that simple minded robotic dog toy, and then when I got older, my dad got me this stubborn as fuck, black and white, but more white, blue eyed Siberian Husky, who howled and whined all the time for hamburgers. She even gave me this tilted head, "what the fuck look" when the greasy burgers were missing bacon and cheese. Spoiled, evil dog. Food food food was all it barked about. Huskies can be tough to bring up, but I eventually broke her and she became obedient and trained.

She was so much more fun after that. Our favorite game was hide and seek. She was always lost, wandering the house aimlessly, sniffing, howling, in search of God knows who, because I was in my room, doors shut, and asleep. Now as an adult, and as someone who gets bored easily, I was told, I'the either have to find new toys to play with or find new ways to play with old toys. Too difficult, so I now I just travel with my teddy bear, fuck a hot girl every now and then, do a bit of charity, and write up reports. And in the process, I've been lucky to have made a few keyboard buddies that I need to appreciate and honor from time to time. Anyways, in the up coming day or two, let me recognize those who took the time out of their busy day to follow me and comment on my reports.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2242904]
Speaking of this thing called PM, have I told you about the number of PMs I get from BMs laughing their faces off at how ridiculous your argument sounds?[/QUOTE]I think it's ridiculous that these cowards send you a PM instead of posting their opinion on the board.
Too many people in this world are afraid to stand up for their opinion.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2242861]Taking a girl to Pattaya is a bit silly really, unless really can't think of anywhere better. I did that once 25 years ago.
[/QUOTE]It isn't silly if you do it for the reasons I stated in my post, if you really like the girl and if your experience in Pattaya has shown there is not likely to be anyone better there for you than the girl you take.

I am not talking about taking a bargirl to Pattaya where you pay on a daily basis or anything like that.