Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[QUOTE=Sammon;2526050]There are two sides to that coin.[/QUOTE]Indeed. A pity Chocha Monger has lost that loving feeling. I look forward to a nice romantic movie where a pretty Pinay "runs" away with with one of Henry Kissinger's school chums. An opening like The Sound of Music as Maria, like an over dressed Pretty Woman, runs down the hill trying to catch her Bernie Sanders meal ticket before his wheel chair vanishes into an Alpine lake. We could even make Bernie a Nazi war criminal and say there is tonnes of Nazi gold in the lake which the trike drivers can divide between themselves. We all love a happy ending.

Here are today's Covid figures [URL]https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/[/URL]#countries.

The civilised world (Europe) is imposing more lockdowns, making it almost impossible to travel anywhere. Australia and NZ are "opening up" but not in any meaningful way.

For civilized people (Europeans) to get to the Philippines would take a super human effort (and a long swim).

Here are details for getting into LBFM land. Not promising [URL]https://www.worldnomads.com/travel-safety/southeast-asia/philippines/latest-philippines-travel-warnings-alerts[/URL].

Here are prices of flights on a scraper. Not promising [URL]https://www.kayak.co.uk/flights/LON-MNL/2021-02-26/2021-03-05?sort=bestflight_a[/URL].

Here are flights on Turkish Airways from Istanbul to Manial. I pick Istanbul as they are not allowing in British or US flights and Turkish Airways is cheap [URL]https://www.turkishairlines.com/en-ie/flights/booking/availability/?cId=6dcd5d23-ca77-419c-a631-6fc39dc7969c[/URL].

Or was cheap. It is now about $1,700 US.

Fasten your seat belts. You are in for an expensive ride.

The Great Reset crew who are meeting virtually in Davos right now tell us unemployment is going to rocket, most especially in places like the Philippines.

I think the party is over. There is no going back. The first waves to return to the Philippines (if it happens) will be ripped off unmercifully.

Anyone know how the overseas workers are faring? They must be getting laid off in huge numbers.

[QUOTE=Goferring;2526202]Lots of girls are going or have gone back. Very few are turning any tricks but a couple are collecting minimum wage as "waitresses". Due to the higher cost of living, all are keen to meet anyone who is or appears to be in town. Some are okish in looks but I haven't noticed any stunners. Those have enough cash and / or sponsors to remain where they are. Many of the girls still in the provinces are waaaay hotter than those back in AC.

Just my observations. I'm not in town.

G.[/QUOTE]

Which is why Australia is off the menu. I have no ideas what RWML means and nor do I want to know.

These restrictions and the encroaching totalitarianism are what bites. Permanent house arrest is not nice.

For my friends, money is not a major hindrance. Switzerland, Liechenstein, Bali and China are all in the frame. I have poured cold water on the last two and Liechenstein is perhaps too small. We have to look at personal solutions in this new totalitarian world.

I feel any semblance of personal liberty is being snuffed out by Big Pharma, Big Tech and their allies. Chicken Adobo land is off the menu.

"The red lights are going out all over Europe, we shall not see them lit again in our life-time".

[QUOTE=Goferring;2526249]I think everyone is keen to pop their Blueballs ASAP. However, how are your friends achieving this with many countries having exit restrictions and the PI having entry restrictions.

Honest question: do you know of anyone with a concrete and credible plan to get from RWML into PI without a pre-existing residency visa?

Cheers. G.[/QUOTE]

None of the geriatric marshmallow boys want to believe that their Pinay fuck toys only love them for their money. They get very irate when we mention it. Yes, I know. Age is only a number. There is no better way to infuriate them than to bring up the topic of their 50-year age gap between themselves and their 19-year old nincompoops to whom they are betrothed. I'm sure the girls love their Don Draper or Idris Elba stunt doubles because they are so handsome, charming, slim and have great future prospects. If the remittances to the little WU offices in their dusty, one-horse towns dry up, would they still love them? Hahahahaha. There in lies the problem.

Those wily old Pinays are chatting to hundreds of younger Koreans, Ching Chongs and Indians as these gullible fools are sending them large amounts money during Covid. They believe that $200 is cheap for receiving a few nude photos, which BTW, can also be downloaded for free on the internet. All the while, those wily sex toys are professing their love for the old white marshmallows so that they one day will get to travel to RWML and get written into their wills. "You are the only one babe." "No one else babe." "I love you babe" "I will do everything for you babe". "You are very hansum babe". Hahahahahaha. They also learn the word "half" immediately upon arrival in RWML and know exactly when to use that word (upon receiving permanent residency). Although those Asian and Indian studs are sending them money now, there is no way they will actually marry an illiterate Filipina nincompoop. No, that would be social suicide in their countries and the Pinay sex toys also know that so won't push it. No my friends, that particular honor of marriage is reserved only for the geriatric white marshmallow boys. They are bigger nincompoops than the Filipinas.

That is the job of LBFMs.

We must protect their jobs. We must screw the system a la GameStop.

Meanwhile, I have a serious problem and I need help.

Because of Covid, young people have been stuffed about, their whole life thrown askew. School is out, Zoom is in and they are bored. Young male see rime is on the up and.

A few chicks, who finished school and are at College are hanging out near my place. They have been doing this since July, as they have nothing else to do. Last night, they were there again and one of them is marriage material, beautiful, well mannered and, I would wager, a great lay. She would be 18-19 years old.

It was raining last night as I passed them on the far side of the street. I considered inviting them in so they could talk to each other in my spare reception room. This was purely altruistic as I would not dream of licking out my beloved or doing threesomes with her and her pal.

My problem is this: I am well aware where such invites go. Their brothers / fathers might fire bomb me / lynch me / report me.

I also know undesirables use such tactics on the very vulnerable. I also know the women themselves could kick up and get a posse together. Though these women are nice and middle class sish,= scum bags hang about nearby too and I do not want them on my case.

I probably won't go ahead with this as it is too risky. I don't want trouble on the home front and it would just take one enemy to make my life a hell. Yes, I am old enough to be her grand poppy Pedro and yes folk would point that out. That said, hunting tactics might have to change.

Yes I am an old lion, still up for the hunt. But I want lion's prey, meat, not a hoary old carcass fit only for a vulture.

[QUOTE=NapaSlapper;2526606]For those that are wondering what is happening in Angeles City as of now here goes.

In all honesty Angeles City is a ghost town, they just are no tourists here, many of the old expats have also left town over the last several months, even the Koreans who were numerous just 12 months ago have mostly disappeared, the only girls I see on the streets trying to sell their p* are the homeless, yes a couple of x bars opened up as restaurants, yes they have a few waitresses that might be up for a short time if one can be bothered to put in the time and effort, mostly oldies and fatties, there are no dancing girls in any of Angeles City, nor have I heard of any open establishments offering straight out bar fines, seems to me that it will be a long long time maybe even years if at all till we might see any girls dancing on stages.[/QUOTE]

Mongers have a deservedly terrible reputation. It does not take much perusing here to see why, and why I like to avoid them. Angeles is / was a cash generating hub. Pinoys go there to earn coin. Some hit it big, most do not. It is no different from any other tourist destination. It depends on cheap labour and, in its case, good for nothings spending their chump change. The presence for many years of a US Army base which preyed on local kids helped the infrastructure develop and US Defence personnel and others retire there on their miserable pensions. Many of them have made a life of sorts there, killing mosquitoes, playing golf and hitting the bars for Happy Hour.

Most Pinoys have little or no formal education. Those from the Visayas, who are over represented in the ranks of Angeles hookers and trike drivers have few options.

There is a system in the Philippines called the 5/6th, whereby folk live on the last sixth, borrowing from Peter to pay Paul. There is a very efficient system of moving small amounts of coin about to keep those back at the farm in rice and rat meat.

I have stayed on their farms and plantations, where I have been sprayed by planes killing bugs in the bananas. Women have cried in my arms because of their families' poverty, which I have witnessed first hand.

Here is a thought: if you despise these people and yourself so much, go back to your ghetto and stay in it.

What kills all tourist hot spots is the trailer trash, who have no breeding and no respect for anything or anyone. When I look back on my time in Angeles and similar places, it is those poor people and their stories I remember, not the fat lard tubs with their early morning coffees and their vulgar ways.

Angeles might well die. I neither know nor care. I do hope that whatever replaces it wherever will have a better class of monger and that the criminals will leave it alone.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2526962]I am just hoping mongers realize it now that these places in various monger countries are shut down or on shoestrings. People period survive. They never had to be hookers and were never going to die without you sending them money.[/QUOTE]Sex mongers always knew that this was a big lie. It was a lie to help them deal with their Western moral hang-ups about purchasing sex from girls 50 years their junior. They soothed their conscience with the yarn that the girls would starve to death unless sex tourists showed up to fuck them at low prices.

The girls liked the lie because they could tell themselves and their clients that they were not really prostitutes. Instead, they were just innocent girls with no other way of feeding themselves than selling pussy and ass to lecherous sex tourists.

Sex-addicted expats who retired to AC for the easy access to cheap sex loved the lie. They also told a big lie of their own. They claimed that they settled in AC for the interesting culture, haute cuisine, and scenic vistas. Yet, once the bars filled with tasty young hookers closed, the resident foreign sex pests fled their once beloved metropolis of Angeles City. So much for not living there for the readily available cheap sex.

You should leave talking manure to talking horses.

All tourist Meccas depend on cheap labour. I have bonked immigrant chamber maids in Europe who pay huge rents but who save their Pedro pesetas. Angeles generates cash. Where you get tourists, you get hookers and other street criminals.

Thai and Pinay hookers are not hookers in the Western sense. I have bonked hookers in Europe who have stopped half way to get at the crystal meth pipe. I have watched European hookers jack up on heroin' oned of them is quite the yoube star: I bonked her and her junkie sister; they are half my age and I warrant both are pushing up daisies by now. I have not had those joys in Asia.

Asian hookers don't give a damn what moral hang ups Westerners have. Why should they? White human didoes are just an ATM machine.

Pampanga hookers. The nicer, sweeter ones- have told me how far their sisters in arms have fallen. It is pretty far: babies in shtt strewn diapers, gambling all night, no good trike pals, yabba and so on. No Pretty Woman there.

No expats are there for the "interesting culture, haute cuisine, and scenic vistas". Anyone who claims to be is a charlatan and a fraud. Check out their tatts, the hall mark of a lout. Many are ex US or Ossie forces, cannon fodder.

The fact is SE Asia is cheap (or was). You can drink cheap beer, bonk cheap women, drink cheap beer, play golf, bonk cheap women, eat sea food, bonk cheap women, scuba dive, bonk cheap women, eat chicken adobo.

Stop pimping it up for the benefit of your fellow marshmallows. Drop your rose tinted glasses. It has a limited menu. A tin horse town that looks like it fell out of the set of a spaghetti Western. A sad, God forsaken place, full of poor locals and fat foreigners with the grace of foraging forest pigs.

[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2527134]Sex mongers always knew that this was a big lie. It was a lie to help them deal with their Western moral hang-ups about purchasing sex from girls 50 years their junior. They soothed their conscience with the yarn that the girls would starve to death unless sex tourists showed up to fuck them at low prices.

The girls liked the lie because they could tell themselves and their clients that they were not really prostitutes. Instead, they were just innocent girls with no other way of feeding themselves than selling pussy and ass to lecherous sex tourists.

Sex-addicted expats who retired to AC for the easy access to cheap sex loved the lie. They also told a big lie of their own. They claimed that they settled in AC for the interesting culture, haute cuisine, and scenic vistas. Yet, once the bars filled with tasty young hookers closed, the resident foreign sex pests fled their once beloved metropolis of Angeles City. So much for not living there for the readily available cheap sex.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2527134]Sex mongers always knew that this was a big lie. It was a lie to help them deal with their Western moral hang-ups about purchasing sex from girls 50 years their junior. They soothed their conscience with the yarn that the girls would starve to death unless sex tourists showed up to fuck them at low prices.

The girls liked the lie because they could tell themselves and their clients that they were not really prostitutes. Instead, they were just innocent girls with no other way of feeding themselves than selling pussy and ass to lecherous sex tourists.

Sex-addicted expats who retired to AC for the easy access to cheap sex loved the lie. They also told a big lie of their own. They claimed that they settled in AC for the interesting culture, haute cuisine, and scenic vistas. Yet, once the bars filled with tasty young hookers closed, the resident foreign sex pests fled their once beloved metropolis of Angeles City. So much for not living there for the readily available cheap sex.[/QUOTE]It wasn't just the haute cuisine, avant-garde arts scene and interesting, late night conversations with the intelligentsia in smoky cafes that was keeping septuagenarian mongers permanently stationed in Angeles City. The main reason they were there was the chance to do charity work to raise money for poor, orphaned street urchins and to make this world a truly better place! Oh what a cover to disguise getting your marshmallow sucked by a 19-year old, dusky, nubile nincompoop three times a week. Hahahahaha.

There was a whole chapter of the Returned Services League in AC devoted to raising money for orphans. That cover story was so good that even the illustrious Member for Dawson decided to use it while making 28 separate trips in 4-years to that seedy sex ghetto to get his marshmallow sucked. The only charity work going on was payment of barfines to those pernicious, provincial prostitutes. His visits to Pony Tails were so frequent that his fellow political colleagues back home dubbed him the Member for Manila. Miss April, the GRO on duty whenever the Member for Dawson was in town, always made sure to reserve his own special seat right at the front of the stage. Such infamy!

Nappa Slapper is the only one admitting the truth. It seems like most other mongers are in complete denial. As each day of this lockdown passes, it is becoming increasingly obvious that they will never live to get their marshmallows sucked again. Even the wily old hymen buster Grandpa Caramello has conceded defeat. The bars are gone.

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[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2527276]It wasn't just the haute cuisine, avant-garde arts scene and interesting, late night conversations with the intelligentsia in smoky cafes that was keeping septuagenarian mongers permanently stationed in Angeles City. The main reason they were there was the chance to do charity work to raise money for poor, orphaned street urchins and to make this world a truly better place! Oh what a cover to disguise getting your marshmallow sucked by a 19-year old, dusky, nubile nincompoop three times a week. Hahahahaha.

There was a whole chapter of the Returned Services League in AC devoted to raising money for orphans. That cover story was so good that even the illustrious Member for Dawson decided to use it while making 28 separate trips in 4-years to that seedy sex ghetto to get his marshmallow sucked. The only charity work going on was payment of barfines to those pernicious, provincial prostitutes. His visits to Pony Tails were so frequent that his fellow political colleagues back home dubbed him the Member for Manila. Miss April, the GRO on duty whenever the Member for Dawson was in town, always made sure to reserve his own special seat right at the front of the stage. Such infamy!

Nappa Slapper is the only one admitting the truth. It seems like most other mongers are in complete denial. As each day of this lockdown passes, it is becoming increasingly obvious that they will never live to get their marshmallows sucked again. Even the wily old hymen buster Grandpa Caramello has conceded defeat. The bars are gone.[/QUOTE]I wonder who the fuck ED is talking about. He personifies the word deragatory and Jackson condones it while "moderating" other members. What a fucking joke! Laugh away you jealous pea-brained pock-faced chrome domed smegma eater! Not you, ED, I mean all the other unnamed posters you drivel on about.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;2527276]There was a whole chapter of the Returned Services League in AC devoted to raising money for orphans. That cover story was so good that even the illustrious Member for Dawson decided to use it while making 28 separate trips in 4-years to that seedy sex ghetto to get his marshmallow sucked. The only charity work going on was payment of barfines to those pernicious, provincial prostitutes. [/QUOTE]I think it is the local Thunder bikie gang that do the street kid feeding. That's the cover for the Thunder's drug distribution network. They used to meet at the aptly named Ice Bar on Perimeter.

Regardless of the scurrilous witty prose of this thread, the reason we are all here is for vfm sex destinations. If you are done with PH, move onto another forum that suits you. Don't dirty a forum that has served you well in the past.

[QUOTE=BrizLad;2527590]I think it is the local Thunder bikie gang that do the street kid feeding. That's the cover for the Thunder's drug distribution network. They used to meet at the aptly named Ice Bar on Perimeter.

Regardless of the scurrilous witty prose of this thread, the reason we are all here is for vfm sex destinations. If you are done with PH, move onto another forum that suits you. Don't dirty a forum that has served you well in the past.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the video in the Angeles thread. Angeles looks bearable in it, though a lot of traffic.

I would like to know more about the fake charities. I met the Ossie RSL guys and they seemed to be just into Happy Hour beer prices, some cut price bonking and so on. They just seemed like guys stretching their pensions.

I have no doubt there is a dark under belly. When I saw the bikjers on Perimeter Road, I kept walking.

Don't be e despon dent. Our Hegellian approach will uncover the Holy Grail of LBFM Bush. Put your money on it (our insights and their bushes).

[QUOTE=BrizLad;2527590]I think it is the local Thunder bikie gang that do the street kid feeding. That's the cover for the Thunder's drug distribution network. They used to meet at the aptly named Ice Bar on Perimeter.

Regardless of the scurrilous witty prose of this thread, the reason we are all here is for vfm sex destinations. If you are done with PH, move onto another forum that suits you. Don't dirty a forum that has served you well in the past.[/QUOTE]If you have look at the thread title, it's called Stupid Shit in the Philippines. This is the spot for stupid stuff. Since there is no mongering going on, what do you propose we report on exactly? More Covid gloom and doom or the queue for vaccines?

I agree in the aggregate with you PM how ever there are some good things that I truly enjoy. I go there for work and get to know allot of real people and I don't spend my time trying to fuck brainless 20 somethings.

For me the pluses are:

1. Its easier to get laid there (while not lying and not paying) than to buy a good cheeseburger. And 95% are my friends afterwards.

2. There is live music everywhere and they are gifted singers.

3. They are friendly and warm people beyond all. I enjoy Bus trips I always make a new friend or two.

4. I prefer the countryside to the city and I love watching the pace of life in it.

5. I enjoy the cost of a movie and the fact it is a big deal there moreso than here.

6. People watching is enjoyable.

7. The fancier things are cheaper.

8. Its the only place I sing Karoake and I love that.

9. Its easier to make someone smile there.

I won't list the negatives as they are listed often and I have bitched before.

There are many countries to exploit I prefer Thailand to The phils as a Tourist and soon I will be exploring other countries.

PP.