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North Cyprus is the country where you can find the most of brothels per inhabitant in the world. Thousands of bars, saunas, spas where you have prostitutes like in the cabarets just for an unofficial country where you have less than 300'000 inhabitants It is more cheap than on the greek sidee of this island.
Mcavity,
I said in one of my previous reports that I would let you know if Golden Girls did move to Lapta as my source had indicated.
This is the case and they are located very close to Prenses and Forplay. They are less than a minute, by car down the road, on the same side.
So, there are now 7 clubs all within 5 minutes drive of each other in Lapta. The main cluster being Titanic, Golden Girls, Forplay, Prenses and two clubs who’s names I can’t remember. These are all within a quarter of a mile of each other.
Monamor is situated on the same side of the road but going back towards Alsancak about 5 minutes away.
I cant remember the names of the other two clubs as we have only visited once. The line up of girls was limited and not to our taste (I am being extremely diplomatic) However one of the clubs is being renamed and so maybe it is going to be re launched as a viable concern. Taking a lady back from Lipstick to my apartment I noticed a number of guys putting a new sign up. I didn’t look too hard as I thought it bad form to pay to much attention to another club in front of the lady. Anyway you cant miss it as all these clubs are signposted and or visible from the main road.
Zakum2 is about 10 minutes away from the main cluster, again towards Alsancak.
As always if any of you are planning a trip and want specific information let me know.
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Hi everybody,
I will be very simple in my comments about Paphos, this message is for everybody planning going to Cyprus. The whole experience is a rip off! Stay away from this place or people trying to convince you is worth it!
Nothing of what they say is true and if you are a tourist prepare yourself to be the clown of the system. I went to the place recommended by Ortos, Stathmos is called. I was shocked with the lack of quality of the girls (apart from one). This place, and I suppose the rest of the country is controlled by mafias, this looks like a country moving from the thirth world into the developing countries too fast, so it can't swallow it. The typical example: where the general actitude is to rip off tourists, means no idea of business, when you charge different prices to locals that to tourists, basically, you don't have any idea of what earning money is about. To all of you that are intelligent enough to realize that some common writers in this forum may, in fact, be part of the mafia circle, (or at least considered part of the family for them. I suppose they are a good promotion tool to bring tourists and rip them off) Entrance: FREE
Your drink: whatever you drink 10 euros
Girls drinks: pathetic glass with 10mls of light/fake alcoholic drink 20 Euros. Time estimated between 10-15 minutes. All is very well timed, don't be fool! How many drinks to negociate? Unpredictable, very stupid, indeed
Now the good one.
Price to take the girl out 350 euros! But don't be so shocked, everything is included! , this Cyprus people make me laugh, really! Who the hell think they are? Anyway, I suppose I am a normal guy, not a fat or super ugly one that will pay that amount for 5/6 girls, some with a clear actitude and other, the most, completely bored, and definetely not looking like they want to f**k.
So finally BE VERY AWARE OF THE POSTS ABOUT THIS PLACE, Cyprus.
Comments from some of the girls: the gorillas in the club and in other are well known mafia hitmen, they are some professional killers. It is up to you risking your life! The girls only take a percent of what you think is for them, they get paid their basic agreed salary after 6 months, that will explain maybe that the reality is that you will never take anybody to your hotel unless you are really stupid.
By the way I am writing this in the plane, I considered the place so unsafe that I didn't want to risk it until I was out of that island.
Final recommendation: if you want to have an experience go south east in Europe, seriously guys, you are really wasting your time in Cyprus!
I am not going to reply back to anybody of this forum. I am an honest guy, sensible and by the way, very well off!
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[QUOTE=Light Angel]Hi everybody,
I will be very simple in my comments about Paphos, this message is for everybody planning going to Cyprus. The whole experience is a rip off! Stay away from this place or people trying to convince you is worth it!
Nothing of what they say is true and if you are a tourist prepare yourself to be the clown of the system. I went to the place recommended by Ortos, Stathmos is called. I was shocked with the lack of quality of the girls (apart from one). with 10mls of light/fake alcoholic drink 20 Euros. Time estimated between 10-15 minutes. All is very well timed, don't be fool! How many drinks to negociate? Unpredictable, very stupid, indeed
Now the good one.
So finally BE VERY AWARE OF THE POSTS ABOUT THIS PLACE, Cyprus.
Comments from some of the girls: the gorillas in the club and in other are well known mafia hitmen, they are some professional killers. It is up to you risking your life! The girls only take a percent of what you think is for them, they get paid their basic agreed salary after 6 months, that will explain maybe that the reality is that you will never take anybody to your hotel unless you are really stupid.
By the way I am writing this in the plane, I considered the place so unsafe that I didn't want to risk it until I was out of that island.
Final recommendation: if you want to have an experience go south east in Europe, seriously guys, you are really wasting your time in Cyprus!
I am not going to reply back to anybody of this forum. I am an honest guy, sensible and by the way, very well off!
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I can only comment like this: I find this post highly suspect. I would argue that it does NOT deserve any induction in the RoD section.
It seems to imply that I and a few others are part of some kind of Mafia circle to promote a certain club, or whatever. LOL! What rubbish!
Anyway, to your points:
-- True, if you are a tourist and/or do not know the local lingo: Look out, you will be way over charged with the prices to the club. In Cyprus, this is just the reality. It is not right, but nor are many things in life. It is just the way it is. Now, when the club management/waiters/whatever quotes you a price like 350 Euros, then it is up to you to attempt to re-negotiate and convince them that you know the local price. Or you leave. Sorry, but this is not ME, it is island-wide mentality and you are correct in being pissed off about it. Lucky for me, I know the local language so I manage to get the local prices...most of the time. Even I, who speak like a native but looks like a tourist, get's quoted funny prices not and again. And if I cannot convince the management to level the prices to local rates...I leave!
--One sign that you were being ripped off (big time) is that you were asked to pay for drinks. I and all my friends who have been to clubs in Paphos NEVER pay for drinks. They are always offered gratis by the club...
--I am not part of a mafia. I have no special interest in whether you (other readers) go to Stathmos or any other club (or no club at all). I only take the time to post my experiences and expertise to benefit those not in the know. Thanks so much for your kind comments about my posts...It really motivates me to write more, you know?
--The staff at Stathmos are NOT murderers or hard criminals. They are just normal Cypriots trying to exploit tourists like you.
Lastly, I am sorry you found the girls not up to your standards. Personally, as a long time FKK man, I have found the selection at Stathmos fairly competitive and I --a person that is fairly selective in terms of beauty and sex appeal-- have never found it hard to get excited about at least five or six of the twelve+ girls there. But I have been away since early December, so I have not seen the line-up in two months. When I go next week, I will post here my impressions of the girls...Just shows beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. But I wonder if you are not purposely embellishing the negatives here to support your overall pissed off attitude because the club did try to rip you off, no doubt,..
But really, you should be a bit more carefull about throwing around accusations both about me and other posters here and about staff that you know nothing about really, other than they tried (unsuccessfully) to take your money.
Bottom line: I think you don't know what you are talking about.
Once again, I fail to see how this report would qualify for the RofD...
Ortos
Ortos
it clear that some people are idiots. No wonder they asked him for 350 euros. If there is a suspect post in this forum is by this so called light angel. I mean, as you can check I write about almos every country in Europe and I dont see any reason that my reports on Cyprus should be fake or lies. In fact my information was verified by a number of members and found to be correct. I found the cabarets in Cyprus to be extremely safe and the owners very nice and direct. As a matter of fact I received a Happy New Year message by one of them! Of course they will try to fool you a few times trying to pass a not very hot girl who does not have a lot of customers but its up to you to be carefull and make the correct choice. The price quoted even for tourists has nothing to do with reality. During my last visit in Dantella in Larnaka I insisted for a three drink deal (55 euros) for an afternoon date and they agreed. It is true that they charge me for my drink but the cost was 5 euros not 10. For me that was not a report of distinction but a report of deception.
I will have to agree with Ortos, Paphos is a very safe place and being a person that has visited many clubs around the world, including Moscow, Cuba, London, Germany etc. Cyprus must be one of the safest places. In fact Paphos must be the only place where they do not charge you for drinks if you have booked a girl. My drinks bill when I went to Aroma (for the first time!) must have been about 40 euros and they said it was on the house.
As regards Light Angels experience, I can only assume he was treated in relation to how he behaved, if you come across rude and arrogant ofcourse people are going to be agressive. all this.... "and by the way, very well off" business, I mean who cares.
I have been to Cyprus several times in the last two years and never had a problem.
Any updates on night clubs for take away?? visiting Limassol at the end of the month.
Visited Tramps few years ago. Guess it had the best line up in Limassol. Heard it is now closed. Any new nightclubs with the same standard?
Any advise / updates will be hightly apprciated.
Just returned from a 3 days trip to Limassol. Currency completely changed to be Euro and no more Cypriot pounds.
On my first night i thought i would try some of the night clubs i knew.
Tramps (in the old city near the port) is now reopened but with new name and new management. New name is Fabrique. Line up was not the same as the old days. Moslty EE and some of the girls said that they do not go away with customers. Had a drink and left.
Asked my Taxi driver about a nice new place and he recommended La Nuit on the coast but a bit away from the Tourist Area. Still most of the clients were Tourists i guess. They had about 11 girls and were mostly EE with 2 Philipinas. Had about 3 girls offering their services but had to settle the deal with the boss (Bartender or Bodygurad....). He advised 150 Eur for the Club and then had to settle the girl's fee directly with the girl. To cut the story short, ended with 120 Eur for the club + 60 Eur for the girl + 10 Eur for her Taxi in the morning. Ended up choosing an ukranian brunette. Cannot remember the name. Had a nice body but little chubby. Agreed with the boss to get ready at 0230 hrs and left almost around 0300 hrs. Back in the hotel she was smoking like creasy and made a move on the mini bar. 3 Whiskys, 1 Brandi, Coke & water. Action started and she was realy good in bed. BBBJ with eye contact, DFK, DATY and the Sex was great. After a little rest round 2 was almost the same and still very enjoyable. She left around 0600 hrs and i was not so unhappy as i had morning meetings and needed some rest.
Next night i thought to try one of the Philipinas. Was intending to go for the younger one with nice face but the boss recommended the older girl and promised better Sex. Same senario as earlier night and we left around 0300 hrs. Back in the hotel, i discovered that i made a mistake and should have sticked to the EE girls. Very cold kissing, bad BBBJ and sex was more mechanical. She slept over and i had to wake her up at 0900 hrs for another round which again was mechanical. I asked her to go home immediately after being done with the morning session.
Think for future visits will always stick with the EE girls.
Guess going rates now are Eur 120 for the clubs and Eur 60 - 70 for the girls including morning Taxi fee.
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It has been a quiet period for this thread, which may indeed reflect the quietness of the scene in Cyprus over the winter. But as things start to warm up, so I believe the reports will once again begin to filter in. Excess will be making a trip in a couple of weeks, so we intend together to look at Larnaca and Paphos, and he will undoubtedly update the situation in Lefkosia (Nicosia).
Riku58's report below speaks for itself, and reading it prompted me to make a few comments:
1. The proper price now in Euros is:
Weekdays: 80Euros Club fee plus 55-60Euros to Girl
Weekends: 100Euros Club fee plus 55-60Euros to Girl
There seems to be an almost universal tradition amongst club owners/managers to try to overcharge non-locals/non-regulars. It may be difficult to counteract this unless you speak Greek, but one technique is to tell them you A) Live in the town you are in and will be a potential regular customer; B) You patronise other establishments (try to name one or two) and thus know the normal prices; C) rattle off the normal local rates and say you are not willing to pay more than your friends do, and then start to walk out and see if they suddenly come down. (Note: Your negotiations normally do work better on non-weekend nights and when you are not trying to lock up a top girl very early in the evening.) Don't tell them you are just a tourist here for a week or so...
2. Riku's comments about the girl raiding the mini-bar: Maybe this is a small point, but you can usually find the whiskey/vodka whatever at numerous 24hr kiosks that are all over the place now. I usually ask the girl what she wants to drink and then buy it at a much cheaper price from these kiosks rather than sport the inflated prices of the hotel mini-bar.
3. Relavant to Limassol: Although I am no expert in the club scene in Limassol, I was told by a friend from that town that the better girls and better prices are to be found in clubs within the town (e.g. on Makarios Ave/Bypass road) rather than in clubs located on the seafront Tourist Area.
I myself have not been too active of late, mainly because I've been devoting my resources during the winter month to the German FFK scene, but I did visit the club called Stathmos in Paphos a few nights ago. There has been a pretty significant change in the line-up since Sept-Nov, when they had several very talanted providers. They've all left and the replacement team NOT up to the standards that used to prevail here. However, there are always a few diamonds in the rough to be found.
There are a couple of Russian girls there, one Nicole is a 23/4 y.o. blonde. A bit young and inexperienced but quite bangable. I had a hard time getting that interested in her, however, because her friend and colleague attracted me more: another Russian also from St Pete's, is a petite-ish brown haired girl, shortish hair who is a bit older (30?), is not the top looker there but still very cute. Her name is Julia and she exudes a very confident and erotic vibe. She spoke very good English too. Seems to have been around awhile, is a bit of a hustler and rather professional manner, whilst still remaining attractive and sexy. My friend ended up with her, so I did not want to "cock-block" him or anything. I just had to let this one go for another occassion. My mate reported she was quite good. In fact, he went with her on two different occassions: First time got 3 shots out of her; second time only two shots. He did report however that she offers CIM with each shot and told him after their first shot that he could "wake her up anytime during the night/morning" if he wanted more sex. Nice attitude...
There was a significant number of Philipino girls there, maybe six or seven. A couple were quite cute, so I went with one named Maria who gave a very, very good BBBJ and offered any kind of positions I wanted, etc. Decent DFK as well. Also she insisted on giving me a long and very good massage after my first shot --which I slowed down to make the forplay and sex stuff last a good two hours, no problem for her. Unfortunately though she was a bit disapponting in the morning, so I may not rush back to her. But that BBBJ was excellent and she had generally very good attitude, like the classic Asian girl mindset: "I want to make you happy by doing whatever you want..." I also liked the fact that she did not drink or smoke!
There were a few other girls here worth mentioning: One a darkish Arab girl from Casablanca who had a great body and gave off the vibe, when I spoke briefly to her, of offering a very satsifying session. Also a "new" Ukranian girl, who it turns out worked here last year and the barman told me is hot, hot, hot offering anal amongst other services. She was late 20s, bleached blonde, but I did not fall in love with her for some reason...
Perhaps the best looker there is a new arrival from Moldovia, a very tall, slim girl with shoulder lenght black hair and legs that just keep on going. Rather attractive face and appears to be about 22-24y.o. My contact behind the bar gave a strange story: Apparently there is an English-Cypriot who comes twice a week to see her and he pays the club 500Euros each time! Therefore the owner of the club says she doesn't go out right now except with him (or anybody else who would pay such an outrageous price!). The barman said he would talk with the boss and see if she could be brought into the normal girl circulation in the near future. She certainly does stand head and shoulders above the rest in terms of looks as well as height!
For those who may know her, I did see the dark-haired Ukranian girl, Misha, who used to work at Barbies exactly a year ago. She has been at Stathmos since last Nov and seems to be working out a full 6-month contract.
Last news: We were informed that two stars of Ukraine, two extremely good looking blondes who worked there last year, Lena and Luna I think he said, would be arriving to work at Stathmos in about 2 weeks. They are supposed to have superb reputations so we await their arrival eagerly.
Otherwise, I have yet to make a good examination of other Paphos Clubs, like Illussions and Aroma, but should do so in the next week or so...
Until later,
Ortos
I had a short visit to Cyprus last week and I only managed to visit Barbies for an hour. The place now has only five girls. The manager told me they have problems finding girls due to new EU regulations. I regognized Sandra the Filippina girl who is leaving in a few days. She sat with me and bought her a drink. I could not book her since I was leaving early the next day but I had a good time with her in the dark corner. She ended up giving me a HJ and I had to go upstairs to clean-up. I planned to also visit Dantella but I was too tired and went back to the Hotel. If you visit this place in the near future you will be dissapointed...
[QUOTE=Riku58]Any updates on night clubs for take away?? visiting Limassol at the end of the month.
Visited Tramps few years ago. Guess it had the best line up in Limassol. Heard it is now closed. Any new nightclubs with the same standard?
Any advise / updates will be hightly apprciated.[/QUOTE]Hi,
I am expat living in limassol for almost 7 years and club scene changes here almost every year. From my experience I can say best girls you can find at one of following clubs.
- Silk n Velvet (Sea road near K Cineplex)
- Deja Vu (Behind Rio Cinema in town, Go there around midnight for special dabce)
- Zygos (In Makarios Avenue)
I found mostly girls 6-9/10 , mostly speak average english and good fun. As i know managers there so usually I get good girls and same rate. BTW to get GFE , better treat them nicely.
Recently visisted Moose (Tourist Area) and found it quite good and but empty, Took one ukranian girl out n she was willing and ready to please.
gents,
one of our regular correspondents has informed me that a trip to sip from the northern nectar cup, is for him imminent.
i returned from the north in the last couple of days, so the info in this dispatch is bang up to date. i haven’t gone into too much detail but if you have specific questions just post and let me know.
for the first time my consigliere (the elephant man) was unable to accompany me so i had to resort to council via text, which is never quite the same.
the line up at playboy wasn’t as good as i had previously experienced. to my taste and of course these vary greatly, even between discerning gentlemen, such as ourselves the star was julia. the elephant man and myself have both previously dated her and enjoyed her company. if you like stunning slim blondes then look no further. i estimate that they have around 8 ladies working their. if you like tall girls with large jugs then oxana fits the bill. i only saw her dance so i can’t give any further details of performance etc. please try not to maul her jugs too much, they may get out of shape and the elephant man wants to inspect them in may.
the capo there is a kind of turkish version of nigel mansell. he seems to take himself very seriously and to be candid i spent almost as much time observing him as i did ogling the talent. he did make me chortle and i wished the elephant man was in attendance to share the experience.
the other non mongering highlight of my trip was bumping into an iranian guy at the hotel reception, just as i am leaving on official business, so to speak. within a couple of minutes of meeting him he wants to tag along to ‘see the island’. i try and explain that i am just going to pay my speeding fine and to pick up a hooker, but he insists. amongst other things the guy invites me to iran to meet his daughter. i’m on my way to pick up a hooker and this guy wants me to meet his daughter! hello earth calling iranian guy! his antics at the police station were something else but i am digressing, so maybe i will save this for one of my scifi chat rooms.
to put playboy into context it is situated in a cluster of approximately 10 gentlemen’s clubs, along the main road out of lefkosha towards guzleyurt, in the alakroy area. they are spread out over 2.9 miles starting with single star and ending with sexy lady, both on the left if you are going from lefkosha towards guzelyurt. day or night you cant miss them as they are all well signposted and illuminated at night, for your convenience. just be carefull as the turnoffs are very sharp and slow off a fast dual carriageway. as i was leaving mexico i heard a very large crash, over the road. it was dark but i suspect that someone has slowed right down to turn into lipstick and got rear ended.
i visited lipstick, playboy, sexy lady and mexico and from these i would say that lipstick overall has the best line up. i only visited sexy lady during the day to inspect their album. they have just two ladies but they looked worth further consideration. lack of time and a finite supply of harry monk precluded me from making further enquiries. mexico has around 10 ladies only one of whom fitted my exacting bill. they boast 5 stars on their signpost, but i suspect that these weren’t officially awarded by michelin. apologies in advance if i am wrong.
if you are prepared to make the journey, the main cluster of clubs in lapta, previously described by me (rather well if i may venture) are 25 minutes away, from the last club, sexy lady, assuming you stick to the speed limit, which i now do. the last two clubs, on the main cluster of 6 have been re-named, one is now called k5, and seem to be trying to re-establish themselves. if you remember i was less than impressed on my last visit. looking through one of the photo albums i had to turn round to check that jeremy beadle (he was still alive back then) wasn’t about to pounce. i struggled to keep a straight face. as previously stated tastes do vary, but not that much.
prices in lapta are drastically cheaper than at the alakroy clubs. because tastes vary so much its hard to say ‘where the best girls are to be found’ but i would say that overall the most attractive girls tend to be working in the alakroy clubs.
apologies if my spelling of place names aren’t 100% accurate, but they will be close enough for you to identify on a map.
oh and one other thing. i think i got approached by a rent boy whilst out shopping at night. either that or he was just a civilian taken aback by my good looks, who wanted my wood their and then. its difficult to know for sure what’s going on when your only turkish words are yes, no and can i come over your tits please love. anyway i am sure he wasn’t asking for directions. what i needed was the turkish for ‘if your saying what i think your saying i’m going to kick your f****** **** in son. if any of you speak turkish would you be so kind as to pm me this in case this happens again.
rd
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[QUOTE=Nomadxn]Hi,
I am expat living in limassol for almost 7 years and club scene changes here almost every year. From my experience I can say best girls you can find at one of following clubs.
- Silk n Velvet (Sea road near K Cineplex)
- Deja Vu (Behind Rio Cinema in town, Go there around midnight for special dabce)
- Zygos (In Makarios Avenue)
I found mostly girls 6-9/10 , mostly speak average english and good fun. As i know managers there so usually I get good girls and same rate. BTW to get GFE , better treat them nicely.
Recently visisted Moose (Tourist Area) and found it quite good and but empty, Took one ukranian girl out n she was willing and ready to please.[/QUOTE]
Where is Zygos? I have never seen it. Silk n Velvet I found to be a very clique places and not very friendly for first-timers.
What are the prices?
I also am most interested to learn:
Details on location of Zygos and more specific location of Moose. Both these clubs I've never heard of before.
Thanks for your great report. Also, if you could render any opinions on specific girls at some of these clubs?
What is your opinion of the Mirage clubs in Limassol?
Thanks again for your help.
Ortos
Many thanks RD for your detailed report on the "Far Side" and the state of play. Could we ask you to give us a price check for the North now that the south has converted to Euros? That would be helpful to ensure that overpayments don't happen or at least to minimise them.