Thank You Sixty Cent and Apple Court!
Guys,
I feel retarded. But ecstatic at the same time. I read back through my own reports from last year and to my surprise it was #511 (not #595. Don't know where that # came from) I had seen last year. And man-o-man I agree she's awesome! Stupid me lost the cell number she gave me last year. Well, I did leave the country for a year the next day. But now that you've decoded her new whereabouts, I am definitely going to give her a visit at her new locale.
Thanks guys! You made my month . Now I just have to get through the next several weeks before I'm back in Shanghai.
Any news on what has happened to former #5 at WP?
Special Massage services in Shanghai - short report
Hi All,
If you like massage (including special services) Shanghai has quite a lot to offer. There are many massage parlors where massages are offered such as those that 'enhance sexual function'. They last for 45-150 minutes and cost between 200 and 390 RMB. A pretty good price. (some 25-45 Euros currently)
Outcall massages are also offered more and more frequently, with prices of 200 RMb - 300 RMB for 2 hours of massage with 1 or 2 girls. Here are some working phone numbers I found in the TALK magazine that you will find in hotels over here (all data March 2009). They offer massage in your home or hotel. Please add the taxi price to these prices if you only do massage. (and no FS) Taxi cost will be some 50-100 rmb.
Romantic Massage (139-1766-3450) prices start at 200 for 120 minutes up to 388 rmb for 2 girls and 150 minutes
Twins Massage (139-1725-1749) Fu tantric massage (2 girls, 388 RMB)
JoJo Massage (159-0081-1460) French Romantic Massage ( 260 rmb / 120 minutes, 1 WG)
In all cases you will get an english speaking lady on the phone that will ask for your hotel telephone number and room number. They say the WG will be there in 20 minutes but it usually takes some 30-40 minutes. Tell them your WG preferences if you have any. (for instance I dont like 'fat'WGs)
The WG typically is a sweet young one (20-25 years old) that does some work on the side to get some extra income. They will expect and hope that you want more than a massage so they can earn (a lot) more than just for the massage. If you only want a massage, make it clear from the start. FS will be something like 1000 RMB (or less!) for 2 hours. But that is up to your negotiating skills. English is minimal, but at least most these WGs speak some. Oral is not their thing BTW. The hotel I was in (near Pudong) had no problem with visiting WGs. The quality of the massages was average to good.
have fun,
Dutch44
Fake Cialis, negative report
Fake cialis was unimpressive.
I was of course intrigued by the idea of cheap knock off Cialis here from Ira Johnson and met up for some. I've since taken one cap four different times, and have the opinion it is as worthless as the labeling is humorous.
Didn't work. At all. 2 bottles of 10 little green caps at 600 kuai total. Ouch but oh well, wasn't gambling the rent. That's the summary, but feel entitled to address a personal jibe posted here.
As Me-n-Ira discussed, if I was impressed, I would gladly post here. Share the love as it were. The opposite deal seems fair enough too. After I was very UNimpressed (X4), but in a pique of fairness, I wrote him direct first, with exact worst words "Coming to you for a refund before I spread my opinion. " Ira describes this gesture as a "threat", hedged around a few emails, posted damage control here, then begged off ('though I fess he offered a bottle swap. As if.) Was I terse? Granted. Threatening? Give me a break. Did I forget a magic word? Poof, the RMB already disappeared! But insulting me here to boot? Ira ira ira. You wouldn't know a tantrum until it. Well, fk'it. Karma is.
I have not read the whole history here, and won't contradict any solid members who have other opinions. I tested the caps on some quality plumbing and simply don't agree. Urge you to keep your funds away from it.
Now I just love each and every papa's little helpers, mainly quaffed to show a few hours gratitude to sweet friends who oblige to call in sex for, I mean, call in sick for work. Their appreciation is ever touching.
Should anyone still wonder, visit most any real looking local druggist (many have VitaMan V advertised on the window. Those are good bets! ) and look around or ask. VitaMan C is slightly less common, peruse upscale areas first most. The occasional clerk may look you over funny & refuse, so simply smile bye and head for the next shop.
Thats the book. Still searching for that poot of gold, with faith to locate economical genuine fake V, C and L. I'm heading back to the playground, Ira. Time to admire those short short plaids & boots reappearing with the Sun. Though I don't make spend a lot of time getting trim at BBSs anymore, I'll make up for the diatribe by soon posting some good streets, or other amusing tidbits. Champagne to friends and true pain to enemies.
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