My first uneducated trip to LOS, how to get a girlfriend unintentionally
well, a few years back, before i learned about forums, i went the bangkok for the first time. i had a week to kill in kuwait so i went to the airport and was looking for a flight to india. way too expensive. the guy at kuwait airlines recommended a flight to bangkok, for about $500 round trip. i never been there, so book it. so i'm at the airport and i strike up a conversation with some german guys asking them where to go, they looked like perverts like me, they said a lot of things, but by the time i got to the taxi, all i could remember was nana plaza, so i told him to take me to nana plaza. he tried to talk into going to a very special hotel, or bring me the best girls, and similar offers. i wasn't interested in paying him a commission. so here i am in front of nana plaza, it's 7:30 in the morning, not much is going on. i walk around for about half an hour and settle on a nearby hotel. the room had a/c and was clean; there was a nice pool several floors up with a massage parlor. i peeked inside the parlor a couple of times, it had about a half a dozen girls in there, all 5-7s. about 2pm i hit the streets and walk around. lots of german beers and food available, both of which i dig. no wonder there were so many germans on the plane, they must love this place. it’s october and it’s a little too hot and sticky for my tastes. bangkok kinds of remind me of a big ass tijuana (tijuana), lots of junk for sale and lots pushy salesmen. after a couple of hours wandering around and getting a feel for the area, it’s back to the hotel and time for a swim. that evening it’s time to get down to business. let’s see what nana plaza is all about. i hit a couple bars along the way and down a half dozen beers to get my mojo going. i quickly learn that asian beers really suck. it’s german or irish beers for me for the rest of this trip. finally run into nana plaza, and it is much more exciting at night. i do a sneak and peak into several bars and finally settle on a place at the top. i sit down at the bar and order a drink from the cute dark skinned bartender. a woman who is clearly a mama-san approaches, does some friendly chit chat, and tries to size me up as to what i am looking for. i tell her that this is my first bar, and i just want to sit back, relax and enjoy the view. a cute tiny girl pulls up next to me and asks if i want to buy her a drink. i tell her that i’m drinking beer and i’ll buy you a beer and beer only. she refuses, and asks for something else. i turn away from her and order a beer from the bartender again. i notice that the bartender does not have a number on like all the other girls do. i ask her why do all the girls here have numbers and she does not. she tells me that she’s not available to go away with guys. now she is the only girl i want. so i spend a good part of the night talking to her, and blowing off all the other girls who keep bugging me for attention and drinks. eventually, she takes me up on my offer to buy her dinner. she explains the bar fine concept, whatever lets go. she asks me what i want to eat, and i say local food. she takes me to some roadside food vendor. perfect, i love street food. i eat god knows what, and some of it is pretty good, and some of it is downright nasty. we end up back at my hotel, and the fun begins. the sex was good; ten seconds of fingering her brings a flood of juices. small problem though. she won’t suck dick. so i say okay whatever, and i try to go down on her and no dice either. she thinks it’s gross. i’m like you’re 23, work in a strip bar, and won’t give or take head? i hope that this isn’t a trend for bangkok; i enjoy giving almost as much as receiving. oral will be high on my list of questions before i seal the deal with anymore girls. after the second session, i’m out like a light. morning comes and she initiates the action. morning leftovers are great. she asks me if i want to spend more time with her, and i agree. at this point no money is brought up, and i’m not sure how it works. we take a cab to her tiny studio flat that she shares with aunt so she can get a change of clothes. her aunt is a waitress at some restaurant nearby. so i invite her aunt along, and the three of us go to the great temple/palace, floating market, and we even ate at the hard rock café, i wasn’t a fan, but they were both excited about it, so what the heck. now i paid for all the food, taxis, etc. but that’s about it. we drop the aunt off, and she packs a bag. i’m beginning to think that she is not going anywhere. do i have a girlfriend now? i’ll worry about this later, there’s sex to be had. back to the hotel, and we are back at it. while she won’t do oral, that seems to be the only limit. while doing doggie, she offers up anal. not big on my list, but who am i to say no. the butt-sex is short lived; it is hurting her, a lot. the only lube on hand is spit, and it is not working. mental note to self, buy lube with the condoms. at this point my biggest problem is too much sex, this girl keeps telling me, "me still horny". bright idea, is viagra available here? after about ten minutes of trying to explain viagra, she understands. she tells me that dick can sleep, she can wait. she goes on to tell me that she will go buy viagra, while i get my rest. i give her the money and off she goes. if she doesn’t come back, i figure good enough for services rendered. but she comes back with the v and some snacks, water, and juices. so that night is spent in the hotel room. we fucked and fucked until my dick was raw, and my nuts ached. i haven’t had this much sex, since i first learned to masturbate. at this point i firmly believe that this girl is not leaving my side. somehow, i got a girlfriend. the next morning confirms this, our first fight. we wake up and she starts fondling my morning wood, "me horny for you". i’m still sore, so she gets rebuffed and did not like it at all. wtf? she goes on and on about how i don’t think she is pretty, her skin is too dark, etc. so after the cry fest, we have make-up sex. sore dick aside, i pound her hard, and try to take out my anger on her sexually. she seems to like it though, she even has the nerve to tell me that i am getting better at sex. that comment was probably meant to be a complement, but i took it the wrong way. anyways, now it is time for an exit strategy. i didn’t come all the way to bangkok to have sex with only one girl, no matter how much i enjoy it. we spend the day together, and she tells me about a party at her aunt’s restaurant. i’m in. we show up and there is about a dozen women there, all thai. i’m the only white guy. no problem, i’m a hit. then in walks an american. apparently her aunt invited her. we chat it up, and he says lets go for a walk. so we leave by ourselves. this guy is an english teacher that works and lives here. he starts to give me low down. yeah, i got a girlfriend, and she brought me there to show me off. after my crash course on thai girls, we go back. my girl is drunk. she is celebrating her "catch" too hard. back to the hotel. i don’t want to fuck her drunk-ass, so fight two begins. at this point i try to tell her to go, i’m done. that doesn’t work. she’s crying, yelling, telling me how much she loves me and will do anything, but she won’t go. i actually have to break up with her. this is not what i pictured on my flight. i try a different approach; i calm her down, and try to reason with her. her plan is to have sex with me, and stay in the game. i’m not having it at first. then she tries to go down on me, and promises to learn to like it to make me happy. that plans starts to work. this was clearly her first attempt at a bj. she is gagging, scraping her teeth on me, and finally i am back to my senses. after an eternity of arguing and crying, i convince her to leave now and come back tomorrow, and we will talk. she finally goes. i immediately pack and check out. i find a hotel near soi cowboy, and the rest of my trip, i only partake in short time visits and steer clear of my "ex-girlfriend" in the nana plaza. i never did pay the girl, i guess she was counting on me to fall in love with her to make her money that way. my brother and i are planning a trip to pattaya to ride motorcycles on the track by day, and party by night. i will be doing a lot of research in advance this time.
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