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[QUOTE=Bravo;3023263]You might want to double check with IBIS before booking a room. They are Girl friendly, not "GIRLS" friendly!! Meaning that you are able to register ONE female to stay with you, but any additional female, they will charge you a full night's price to allow her to spend the evening. I have had hotels issue a fee for like 75 R but Ibis is crazy. If you are paying 75 dollars a night, if you have a second girl, they will charge you an additional 75 dollars for her! Fucking rip off![/QUOTE]There are 3 IBIS in Copa, 1 budget, 1 posto 2 and 1 in Posto 5. Each may have its own guest policy. Which one charged for a guest? Was it on double occupancy?

Yeah, that is a good point.

When are you back in rio, senor bravo?

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[QUOTE=Bravo;3023263]You might want to double check with IBIS before booking a room. They are Girl friendly, not "GIRLS" friendly!! Meaning that you are able to register ONE female to stay with you, but any additional female, they will charge you a full night's price to allow her to spend the evening. I have had hotels issue a fee for like 75 R but Ibis is crazy. If you are paying 75 dollars a night, if you have a second girl, they will charge you an additional 75 dollars for her! Fucking rip off![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZofoMofo;3023280]I tried to contact IBIS with an email about this a month ago regarding their policy. They still haven't responded to me (despite my email being in Portuguese).

Too bad because the rooms at IBIS seem to be affordable as compared to other known girl-friendly hotels in Copa.

I ended up booking an air bnb for my next trip when the owner / manager said visitors are not a problem for them.[/QUOTE]There is more than one Ibis in Rio, I believe. The one that's close to Posto 2 has extremely depressing rooms. Not dirty or anything, just awful. I'd rather get a cheap well-reviewed Airbnb in the same price range.

[QUOTE=Bravo;3023263]You might want to double check with IBIS before booking a room. They are Girl friendly, not "GIRLS" friendly!! Meaning that you are able to register ONE female to stay with you, but any additional female, they will charge you a full night's price to allow her to spend the evening. I have had hotels issue a fee for like 75 R but Ibis is crazy. If you are paying 75 dollars a night, if you have a second girl, they will charge you an additional 75 dollars for her! Fucking rip off![/QUOTE]I have never stayed at an IBIS hotel in Brazil and probably never will. But what if a guest unregisters his Friday's girl and the next morning tries to register a different girl for Saturday or Sunday? At the very minimum, even a luke warm guest friendly hotel would go along with this register / unregister BS which would still deter me from staying at this hotel because of the inconvenience and the hotel's hostile and negative attitude towards me as a customer. The main reason for this guest policy is that management just does not want mongers to stay at their hotel, but will allow it, wink wink, nod nod, for an outrageous amount of extra cash, so fuck this hotel policy on principal. They obviously don't want me as a guest.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;3023361]There is more than one Ibis in Rio, I believe. The one that's close to Posto 2 has extremely depressing rooms. Not dirty or anything, just awful. I'd rather get a cheap well-reviewed Airbnb in the same price range.[/QUOTE]All Ibis are the same. I have stayed at Posto 2, 5, the one downtown, and several others around the country and in European Thailand before.

Airbnb is the way to go. I mostly only stay at Ibis for like 1 day or overnight near an airport. I had to stay at the one downtown Carnaval 2020 because that was the only thing available and it was the cheapest place for Carnaval.

Hi- planning for a week trip wants to stay in Copacabana, any advice on hotels which are girl guest friendly. Help much appreciated.

[QUOTE=Durant;3023495]Hi- planning for a week trip wants to stay in Copacabana, any advice on hotels which are girl guest friendly. Help much appreciated.[/QUOTE]The JW Marriot is a little older but still a good property. You'll have no problem bringing ladies in. If you book, say Hi to Alberto at the bar. He's a cool fucking dude with tons of info if you need any kind of guidance. Whether it be where to eat, drink, sight to see or ladies. He lived in the US for some time, great English.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3023422]Airbnb is the way to go. I mostly only stay at Ibis for like 1 day or overnight near an airport. I had to stay at the one downtown Carnaval 2020 because that was the only thing available and it was the cheapest place for Carnaval.[/QUOTE]I've stayed at Ibis downtown when I had an overnight in Rio and an early flight from Santos Dumont. Really boring rooms.

This year when I arrived in Rio had a very early flight the next day from Santos Dumont to São Luís. We stayed at b&b Hotel Santos Dumont. Great rooms and a loverly view of the ocean and the sugarloaf. 362 reais for a double room.

[URL]https://www.hotel-bb.com/en/hotel/santos-dumont[/URL]

Way back Cartman passed on CPF as a defined term.

Cost per Fuck.

To which Vagabundo has added PM, which means Policia Militar to some, but for me is per minute.

Thus.

Cpfpm 230 r /50 solid 4. 8 ish.

My CPF is 4. 80000000.

What is your CPF PM?

Not a bad metric.

If you're not fucking for over 6 minutes, then ask yourself why.

If you're looking for a measure, say your CPF when talking about all these scandalo or riosexsite or barravips girls.

[QUOTE=SethMacfarlane;3023538]The JW Marriot is a little older but still a good property. You'll have no problem bringing ladies in. If you book, say Hi to Alberto at the bar. He's a cool fucking dude with tons of info if you need any kind of guidance. Whether it be where to eat, drink, sight to see or ladies. He lived in the US for some time, great English.[/QUOTE]Just a heads up that my experience at JW Marriott has been mixed with bringing girls in. I have been stopped, but it's generally been when I made eye contact with the desk during the day, and when I had less discretely clothed girls at night. I find that they tend to let you pass if you have 'plausable deniability' that the girls is an escort. I suggest the girl be decently dressed, later at night, and hopefully your room is not a carousel of girls.

Hey Vagabundo, CPF is one metric and I guess CPFpm is another, but it seems to me these metrics are only of use if one thinks every girl / every venue / every fuck is the same and thus can be compared and evaluated by simple a monetary stat. Sorry, but I do not accept the premise of your point of view. I wish I did because if I did it would save me a lot of money. KKK. But for starters, there is no way I consider the looks quality of my Scandallo girls to the average looks quality of say Prive girls. There is a huge difference. Then there is performance quality which can vary. Not all pretty girls perform well and same same for prive girls, but I will always prefer great sex with a pretty girl over great sex from an average or not so pretty girl. Still, I like variety of experiences and girls, so 3 out 6 days a week you will probably find me afternoon clinica hopping in SP and fooling around with Boate girls every night.

The one stat that I do think is important is knowing what the locals are paying in each venue for a certain quality of girl. I do not like to overpay. But the basic error you are making with CPF is assuming all girls are equal, all situations are equal and everything can be reduced to a monetary comparison. For example: I will pay up to 350 br total for an afternoon session with a nice Aboboro clinica girl and later that night I might pay a Scandallo girl 1000 br for an hour session plus a 500 br entrance / partial consumable fee, and 350 br for a room or takeout OR I might invite my favorite repeat Scandallo girl over to my place and give her 1000 br for six or seven hours, plus spend 200 br and up for a decent bottle of dry red vino, 175 br for a few grams of reefer, plus $$$ for dinner at a favorite sushi or Brazilian place. It is more complicated that a simple CPF stat. But do what makes you happy. That's my philosophy and do not worry about the money as long as you have the money.

WC Fields 'I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. '.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3023701]Way back Cartman passed on CPF as a defined term.

Cost per Fuck.

To which Vagabundo has added PM, which means Policia Militar to some, but for me is per minute.

Thus.

Cpfpm 230 r /50 solid 4. 8 ish.

My CPF is 4. 80000000.

What is your CPF PM?

Not a bad metric.

If you're not fucking for over 6 minutes, then ask yourself why.

If you're looking for a measure, say your CPF when talking about all these scandalo or riosexsite or barravips girls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3023772]But do what makes you happy. That's my philosophy and do not worry about the money as long as you have the money.[/QUOTE]It's a useful measure but a philosophical one. It can be a measure of the price of happiness. One can spend 1 to achieve the same happiness as the other who has to spend 100. It also means choices. The one who has to spend more has limited choices and would likely limits his activities in limited areas, while the other can go anywhere and be surprised.

Both images are from earlier this month. One is in Centro for 20R. It's very good but they stopped putting gizzard in the soup a few years ago so it is not as good now. The other is a set in a Japanese restaurant for 200R. Both are equally good.

As [URL]economist.com[/URL] says (quoted in vagabubba's guide), whoring is a luxury.

But the cat is one so many of us know.

She just left with a cpf pm of 9.5.

Three pops.

450 and 120 for ifood / 60 minutes.

Off my 40 minutes on my last Saturday 100 minutes of fucking (or whenever I last saw her).

But still solid for being 89 years old.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3023772]Hey Vagabundo, CPF is one metric and I guess CPFpm is another, but it seems to me these metrics are only of use if one thinks every girl / every venue / every fuck is the same and thus can be compared and evaluated by simple a monetary stat. Sorry, but I do not accept the premise of your point of view. I wish I did because if I did it would save me a lot of money. KKK. But for starters, there is no way I consider the looks quality of my Scandallo girls to the average looks quality of say Prive girls. There is a huge difference. Then there is performance quality which can vary. Not all pretty girls perform well and same same for prive girls, but I will always prefer great sex with a pretty girl over great sex from an average or not so pretty girl. Still, I like variety of experiences and girls, so 3 out 6 days a week you will probably find me afternoon clinica hopping in SP and fooling around with Boate girls every night.

The one stat that I do think is important is knowing what the locals are paying in each venue for a certain quality of girl. I do not like to overpay..[/QUOTE]

Damn, that Japanese restaurant looks good. Are you in town? The only thing that would be better is asa akira nude with my dick in her ass and her tongue in my ass.

[QUOTE=Nounce;3023811]It's a useful measure but a philosophical one. It can be a measure of the price of happiness. One can spend 1 to achieve the same happiness as the other who has to spend 100. It also means choices. The one who has to spend more has limited choices and would likely limits his activities in limited areas, while the other can go anywhere and be surprised.

Both images are from earlier this month. One is in Centro for 20R. It's very good but they stopped putting gizzard in the soup a few years ago so it is not as good now. The other is a set in a Japanese restaurant for 200R. Both are equally good.[/QUOTE]

Here are 2 examples of CPD: One is expensive, and the other is not. Both are tasty, but there are specific times when I crave one over the other and vice a versa. It is kind of the same thing for me with an expensive Scan girl vs. A much less expensive clinica girl. Both are good at the appropriate time.