Rio de Janeiro Reports

Guacamole and sushi is optimal.

Vagabundo recommends living as close to Guacamole in olegario maciel in barra as possible, walking distance to the new love shack.

Weekly shopping list for groceries is.

From guanabarra on av das americas across from villagemall (the apple store), where you should live.

Creatine.

Salmao pedacios as cheap as possible.

Creatine.

Whey.

Mixed nuts with honey (mel) from agtal brand.

Finding a girl who doesn't smoke weed but does whey and creatine: worth its weight in gold, indeed, in Pix!

So we hit 90 minutes of actual penis in pussy fucking, so that makes cost per fuck per minute like 7 which is pretty good including delivery.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3024128]Here are 2 examples of CPD: One is expensive, and the other is not. Both are tasty, but there are specific times when I crave one over the other and vice a versa. It is kind of the same thing for me with an expensive Scan girl vs. A much less expensive clinica girl. Both are good at the appropriate time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3024128]Here are 2 examples of CPD: One is expensive, and the other is not. Both are tasty, but there are specific times when I crave one over the other and vice a versa. It is kind of the same thing for me with an expensive Scan girl vs. A much less expensive clinica girl. Both are good at the appropriate time.[/QUOTE]Perfect analogy.

[QUOTE=Questner;3023320]There are 3 IBIS in Copa, 1 budget, 1 posto 2 and 1 in Posto 5. Each may have its own guest policy. Which one charged for a guest? Was it on double occupancy?[/QUOTE]I stayed at the IBIS in Centro, I don't know the guest policy of the places in Copa. I used to stay at posto 5 about 5 years ago, I loved it. I didn't even have to register the girl, I would just walk into the lobby and head left to the elevators, they didn't say anything at the desk. Then out of nowhere, they doubled their price! They used to be the same price as their centro location, but now they are double, so it's just cheaper to rent an apartment. ( I always book as double occupancy when I go to Rio)

[QUOTE=Bravo;3024240]I stayed at the IBIS in Centro, I don't know the guest policy of the places in Copa. I used to stay at posto 5 about 5 years ago, I loved it. I didn't even have to register the girl, I would just walk into the lobby and head left to the elevators, they didn't say anything at the desk. Then out of nowhere, they doubled their price! They used to be the same price as their centro location, but now they are double, so it's just cheaper to rent an apartment. ( I always book as double occupancy when I go to Rio)[/QUOTE]Thank you. The prices went up dramatically, it's a fact. IBIS is part of Accor and always been guest friendly. However, I'm not aware of any updated list of GF hotels in Rio which also won't charge a joiner fee on double occupancy.

Fish tacos with Brazilian hot mulattas is optimal, the world over, to wit.

In Tijuana, where Vagabundo served a tour in SWISS Navy intel, having been raised by Ilsa She Wolf of the SS in Lugano funded by a US Army Air Corps Lieutenant Colonel who parachuted into Lugano and fought the Lugano Lake Como mafia wars, the optimal post (or even skip) Hong Kong club agenda is:

-- Go to Pampas Churacuria (see images), find a hot Brazilian waitress with her kid in Tijuana trying to get across the border.

-- take her to the Hotel Lucerna, down the street.

-- and have the BEST fish of all types and Fish Tacos, which is something the Mexicans do better than any one in the world (their women are still second to Brazilian women in bed) at Vila Mariana.

Yes, Vagabundo is triggered by food and fucking.

That said, Tijuana as a sex destination definitely sucks balls. That said, anywhere in the world you go to find a good fuck, find the Brazilians.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;3024128]Here are 2 examples of CPD: One is expensive, and the other is not. Both are tasty, but there are specific times when I crave one over the other and vice a versa. It is kind of the same thing for me with an expensive Scan girl vs. A much less expensive clinica girl. Both are good at the appropriate time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3024190]......From guanabarra on av das americas across from villagemall (the apple store), where you should live.

Creatine.

Salmao pedacios as cheap as possible.

Creatine.

Whey.

Mixed nuts with honey (mel) from agtal brand.......[/QUOTE]Be careful in consuming these items. They may cause you to fuck too much.

Hi, I was on vacation in Rio for three weeks and went to Dolce Vita quite a few nights.

Entrance fee: 80 r.

Exit fee with a girl: 80 r.

If you invite a girl, the drink will be 100 are, they always order the most expensive one. That's an agreement with the place. They give them free drinks, but if they're invited, they order the most expensive one.

Maybe it's because it's low season, but there are about 20-30 women every night, level 5-8. The problem is, they're always the same ones. If you're there for one or two nights and you've picked up the phones, it's not worth coming back. No one new will show up. I found it very strange because there must be thousands of beautiful women in Rio. But last week I met a beautiful girl from Belem at Mabs who was in Rio for a while, and she told me they wouldn't let her into Dolce Vita. They told her they have 70 girls and don't need any more. They have a closed roster of girls. So I fucked the five who, in my opinion, were the best, and there wasn't much else to do there.

Best regards.

Elisa Sanches has some kind of show tonight at Rua Buenos Aires 21. Details to follow.

Vagabundo is on various zap groups for local clubs, including club 21.

Vagabundo had cat over for 4 hours, we fucked for 91 minutes, 3 pops, 450 r and 143 ifood for cost per fuck per minute about 6.5 ish.

Afterwards had dinner with Chicago 85 at pineapple on olegario maciel at barra, planning to go to classico beach club at posto 2 tomorrow, where the hoars like to hang out and I like to hang out with them and the beach is calm enough to swim.

"Classico Beach Club women as good as Scandallo ".

- Chicago85, a tough grader.

Vagabundo went to Classico Beach Club, posto 2, Barra today with a long time solid wingman, senor Chicago. His main takeaway was "Classico Beach Club women as good as Scandallo " .

Not to bury the lede or lead as the papers say, but that was the main point.

We arrived mid afternoon, 14 h30 or so. We stayed until almost the market close, 17 h local. There were some real 10's, hot brazilian asses and all, some with rings on their fingers as wingman observed, but what the actual fuck does that mean at the go-to afternoon destination of the Perola Negra top tier girls.

So, the usual crawl for the tier 1 terma girls in Barra is:

Daylight, classico beach club (cost for fish sticks and some drinks was 238 r. Vagabundo, being a cheap charlie munger, brings his own mate / sun brewed iced tea, and makes a note to get a nespresso machine, which is how they brew the coffee there, to which vagabundo who was getting ready for 2 hours of jiu jitsu and muay thai later that day was drinking. It was a rare sunny day when the water was too rough for actual swimming.).

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/classicobeachclub/[/URL]

Night, pineapple, olegario maciel (we went there last night, and the obvious higher end hoars were sitting next to us, and it would be easy to go for it. Cost for two salmon dinners and a brie appetizer and drinks was 300 r).

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/_pineappleoficial/[/URL]

Vitrinni (or all in).

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/vitrinniloungerj/[/URL]

That's all within walking distance, or as the locals like to do, bike itau. And it's within walking distance of vagabundo's new pad, which costs 60 usd / day first 2 months to account for deposit, and 40 usd / night for the next 10 months on a 1 year lease.

The new place in the observation of cat is better than the old place because.

1. bigger.

2. bigger bathroom, where two can shower, and fuck, standing up, as all good catholic school girls should lose their virginity, as vagabundo has deflowered at least one kunt who as bill joel sang. Sooner or later it comes down to fate. "Come out, Virginia, don't let me wait You Catholic girls start much too late Oh, but sooner or later, it comes down to fate I might as well be the one. ".

3. fuckable couch, as it folds out (that said vagabundo is a good tenant and covers the couch in a blanket).

4. balcony with direct sunlight (not to mention hammock hooks which is on the list).

One of the youtubers I like is Vagabond Awake, who notes in a video that watching the locals is a good guide.

[URL]https://youtu.be/iI2LBpdRMkw?si=Cv1zxmqvj711_KOW[/URL] (that might not be the exact video).

Along those lines. The carioca diet is summed up by the menu at Megamatte -.

- tuna sandwiches.

- acai (add your whey protein).

- sun brewed tea (matte), get the box which makes 20 liters, it is a diuretic, it sucks the poison out of your system (relevant if you are training for 2 hours a day and the other athletes are 30 years younger college kids, and relevant if you are fucking for 1. 5 hours with girls who are likewise 25-30 years younger, which as I like to joke with cat is jiu jitsu).

Why do these kunts offer you weed and alcohol and other drinks?

Well, one obvious is to give them a chance to hit you with some knock out drug, good night cinderella, etc, but that is only one risk.

The other reason is to get you drunk so you can't fuck as long, and they are fucking for a living, so the ideal client is like a old rich doctor who can't fuck for a long time, and even less with alcohol in his system.

They are also marking up weed from the favela which they buy for 5 or 10 reais, and sell you for 50 r or 100 r, and in that culture, the drug dealer replaces the father, who himself is a motorista (moto boy) who has a dozen kids with 10 women, and the weed is shitty, pressed (with what, I have no idea or confidence), and an athlete like me gets a higher high from the runners high endorphin high of 2 hours of cardio, the highlight of which is having some hot Brazilian kick boxer punch me in the face (because as a dude, I really can't hit a woman in the face, though I have in muay thai, but even vagabundo doesn't like that). The highlight of practice is finding another female member of the team not only from my country, but my state, and making a new friend, and then going to the student dining hall afterwards for a 13 r highly nutritious meal, and then having 4 real friends, engineering students, and lawyers and a dining hall employee come over and carry on for an hour about biz plans, and life, and planning a real night out with the gang. I had made a plan to go to vitrinni with Chicago who messaged me to cancel right on time at 22 h, by which time I had already headed back to barra, and skipped the night out with the relatively poor, but fun, and super fit real friends from university, which as the saying goes, are priceless. Those are the dudes who will bury me as in the jorge amado novel "the double death of quincas water bray" whey, finally, I pass at 120 years old, at Copacabana beach, out in the fireworks, on a fisherman's boat with 1000 pounds of C4, right at the stroke of midnight.

The rest of my acquaintances from ISG are so hard up from escaping pussy prison for a parole of a few weeks that they are going to bang the next piece of tail, which is all fine, I was there for decades too.

Argentinean tourist found dead, police suspect "Boa Noite, Cinderela" scam. This far they don't have much information about the case.

[URL]https://www.meiahora.com.br/geral/2025/09/7127975-turista-argentino-e-encontrado-morto-e-policia-suspeita-de-golpe-boa-noite-cinderela.html[/URL]

I stayed in Rio for six nights a couple of weeks ago. It was more of a vacation than a mongercation, so readers might come away a little disappointed.

Flight: I flew Latam downdon't really recommend. It was a 767 with narrow pitch--when the person in front leaned the seat back, I had about 4" of space in front of my nose. Fine otherwise.

Hotel: Stayed at the Pestana. Some people we know found it pricey at about $200 a night. Still, it's across the street from the beach, fairly close to the subway, very clean and comfortable. It's cheaper to book directly with the hotelI paid the Expedia tax. They are aggressive about guests: I brought a civilian in, and security pulled us out of the elevator. The front desk gave me the choice of adding her to my reservation (which I should have done) or fill our some form and pay a fee. It's probably easier to get girls in during daylight hours.

Food: The concierge recommended a place called Braseiro, which is basically behind the Pestana. The style of the restaurant is casual like a diner. Everybody knows picanha, but the concierge recommended another one, starts with M, which is a bit cheaper and also delicious. With it you get a delicious tomato and onion salad, and three carbs: farofa, fries (so-so) and rice (good.) (Other guests got beans too.) I also visited the touristy Confeitaria Colombo in Centro. It had a good buzz and the egg tarts were small but not as sweet as the ones from Macau.

My favorite juice bar is Big Bi at Siqueira Campos / Nossa Senhora de Copacabana.

Cocktails: I took many daily walks to the Hilton, which has a bar by the pool on the 4th floor. (The fancier bar is only accessible to guests.) I got them to make me a macanuaima (which they didn't know)it's cachaca, Fernet, lime juice and simple syrup. It's now one of my favorites.

Mongering: I did a session with the famous kitty girl: smoking slim body, perfect breasts, cute face, nice personality. I also had a session at Emporio do Banho, and the girl gave me a soft massage with lotion and did everything in her power to convince me that she was a long-lost girlfriend.

Vagabundo took me on a Bataan death March to Mabs one Monday night. It was pretty quiet with a half dozen working girls plying their trade.

Centro tour: I also took a walk to see some places I had visited a year before. I think some of these moved or changed their layout. I visited the secret terma, Vanessa Rio's (it was buzzing when I was there five years ago), and found some others around Uruguiana 210. All locals places. I went around 5:00 pm it's "winter" down there (with temps in the high 70's / low 80's F) but as such, the sun went down pretty early. There were a lot of homeless people living on the streets in Centro, but it didn't feel dangerous (while the sun was out.).

Money: Brazil has gone almost completely cashless. I got dirty looks when I tried to pay with cash at the São Paulo airport, and it seems that everyone uses Pic / Pix (even in the boates.) I was able to use Apple Pay in many places.

Dating: My civilian Tinder data must have lived in a favela. I took her to an Italian restaurant, whose cuisine she had never had (Mexican as well.) The dear wanted to go up to my hotel room with me, but I was freaked out at the prospect of adding someone to my reservation (duh--should have done it because she was a sweetheart and good to go.) She has a sick kid, and daily money requests started after I got back, but I was able to offend her, and they stopped.

Safety: Never had any issues. Uber is super cheap. My ride from GIG to Copa was like USD $12. Don't take the subway at rush hour, because it's packed like sardines.

Verdict: I'm going back as soon as I can.

Good evening all, just returned from my first trip to Rio and I had a ball. Thank you for all the info in this forum.

First day stop in at MABS had some lunch and then that evening stopped in at 4 x 4 and was better than I expected. Did an hour with a beautiful dark skin girl where I got to explore all 3 holes. After that I hanged around and parted with the other girls, they all were trying to get me into the room but I was already good, a lot of mutual touching was taking place, a time was had.

Next Day I had stopped into DV and the girls there where top notch ended up going with this beauty that I had seen the day before walking around in the area, she was great, small petite with a phat ass got to my place showered up and got straight to business, lite kissing, a lot of touch, with some oral, followed by multiply different position and plenty of ass play. The way she moaned and spoke during the encounter was a such a turn on.

Following day I stopped into monte Carlo and the selection was great, ended up picking this light skin beauty with a great ass. She was great but those rooms are a sweat box LOL. 4 x 4 is better.

In between all the fun also did the tourist stuff, had a great time all round, can't wait to return again.

[QUOTE=Questner;3024244]Thank you. The prices went up dramatically, it's a fact. IBIS is part of Accor and always been guest friendly. However, I'm not aware of any updated list of GF hotels in Rio which also won't charge a joiner fee on double occupancy.[/QUOTE]I do not know who needs to hear this, but my boy is at the Hilton and guest fee is 575 reais.

[QUOTE=MrJoker123;3026299]Good evening all, just returned from my first trip to Rio and I had a ball. Thank you for all the info in this forum.

First day stop in at MABS had some lunch and then that evening stopped in at 4 x 4 and was better than I expected. Did an hour with a beautiful dark skin girl where I got to explore all 3 holes. After that I hanged around and parted with the other girls, they all were trying to get me into the room but I was already good, a lot of mutual touching was taking place, a time was had.

Next Day I had stopped into DV and the girls there where top notch ended up going with this beauty that I had seen the day before walking around in the area, she was great, small petite with a phat ass got to my place showered up and got straight to business, lite kissing, a lot of touch, with some oral, followed by multiply different position and plenty of ass play. The way she moaned and spoke during the encounter was a such a turn on.

Following day I stopped into monte Carlo and the selection was great, ended up picking this light skin beauty with a great ass. She was great but those rooms are a sweat box LOL. 4 x 4 is better.

In between all the fun also did the tourist stuff, had a great time all round, can't wait to return again.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your report. Where did you stay and what were the rules / costs regarding bringing girls back? In hindsight would you prefer to do sessions at the termas or just bring girls back to your own room?