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[QUOTE=SirWilliam4;1711128]Yep. The Bier Garten is a good suggestion. But you have to be careful. There are some pretty fine looking (even slender) older women there also. .
SW4.[/QUOTE]Agreed, but there are fewer and fewer of them. Even have some 50 plus year olds in the BG.
I arrived in BKK late Wednesday night, didn't get to go and make the rounds until about 1 am. Stopped in at sharkies and baccara, just to check out the "freak show" people here seem to be talking about. To my disappointment there were very few nose jobs in either of those places. 3 guys for every girl, or there abouts. The girls weren't spectacular, but it was late so I'm guessing all the talent had been BF'd at this point.
Headed over to crazy house. Much better odds (1 - 1 or there abouts), no panties, looked like a good place to go on the hunt. Considering I'd just traveled for 30+ hours and that there were some cute girls in there but nothing spectacular I decided to BF the first cute girl that smiled at me a couple of times. I was hoping it would be the cute girl with the be-see cups, but it ended up being a spinner with small and somewhat saggy boobs: Fun. Actually that is her name, Fun (25 yo). She started out asking for 3 k baht for ST, but agreed to go for 2 k. The mamasan told me I had to pay up front, which really surprised me, and I refused to do ("I don't have it on me".
Unfortunately Fun ended up being a pretty lackluster performer. DFK, though the the part would be exaggerating, CBJ, some light moaning during DATY, sex was almost a starfish experience. No sooner did I finish was she up and in the shower. TBH, I think Fun could be fun. Maybe she was having trouble with her boyfriend (said she doesn't have one). Maybe she was just in a bad mood. Maybe the chemistry was just bad. YMMV, but I would not BF her again.
Thursday morning I just relaxed, in the afternoon I decided to check out Tantra on Suk 22, see what the talent would be like. Mostly older gals, not bad looking, but I prefer then to be younger than I am (34). I picked out one with a cute face, even though she'd completely ignored me up to that point: z-naa (27 yo). She was very sweet, but she was incredibly giggly. Nice sensual massage, some b2 b, tons of oil, then she whipped out the rubber gloves ("wait what? Oh. No thanks". To each their own, it's on the program), more b2 b, more oil, CBJ, 69 to finish. She cleaned me up (Fun did not, I do appreciate it when they do), gave me a Thai massage for the remaining 10 minutes. I'm bummed every time they put a condom on for a BJ, but I don't press the issue. Well, maybe a little. The session with Z-naa was enjoyable. She let me DATY and finger her and she seemed to enjoy it. I asked her to meet me after work, but I think FS may just be on the program with her. I'm not sure if I'll repeat. It's a bit pricey for no BBBJ and FS.
WW.
I went to Baccara on Soi Cowboy and was disappointed that I had to find a seat myself, normally there is a girl at the entrance that finds it for you. Then I was even more disappointed when I bought a lady drink for a girl and she stayed all of 3 minutes with me. That's one baht per minute!
Left to go to Shark's, and eye-flirted with a beautiful dancer on the stage. She managed to get me hard just by looking at her. I invited her for a lady drink, and confirmed that she did BBBJ, among other things. I negotiated her price down and we went to a short-time hotel.
She was really incredible in the sack! Just as sensuous as on the stage. 1 m55 for 45 kilos, the spinner type I like. She was a solid 8, maybe 24 years old. We went at it for a very long time through all the positions. At the end she finished me off with CIM. No facial unfortunately, but I had such a fantastic experience that I was not going to hold it against her.
Would I repeat? Maybe. I like to change, but there was something mesmerizing about her. Would I recommend? 100% yes, but only if she likes you enough to be the guy she dances for while she is on the stage. A thumbs-up for Shark!
[QUOTE=WaitWutwtflol;1711079]Bangkok veterans, where can I find a MILF with a big bum? Not too fat but just right.[/QUOTE]The other comments on BG are right on. I have shopped there over 30 years. Since the ladies there are free lancers they are not necessarily there everyday so relax and enjoy the scenery as it turns over. After 20:00 many of the beauticians after closing shop elsewhere show up. Be in no hurry and everyday there is a mix of regulars and part timers as I call them, so the merchandise changes by the hour.
Rob
Last night I headed out around 10 or so, planned on doing the rounds a bit. That didn't happen. I walked into Crazy House, pretty crowded. Made my way upstairs to check what was going on there, but there wasn't anything. I decided to hang out there anyway for a moment to check out the talent in peace through the glass floor. 1 minute later I get jumped by 2 naked spinners. Within 5 minutes there were almost 10 girls up there, dancing. Meanwhile I'm trying to figure out what to do about the girls on my lap, taking turns grinding. Both were 20 why / o with nice bodies, neither had a great face. The prettier one was hyper as hell, the other one was very sweet and I had a feeling she'd be a great kisser. She asked for 2500 baht, with a smile I asked if that was for LT, but she wanted 5000 for that, LOL. She agreed to 2000 baht and pretty soon we were out the door.
Am: In the room she ended up behaving a lot different, shy and reserved. I started to get worried, but she relaxed pretty quick and turns out she really is a great kisser. Also BBBJ without me asking. She was actually quite skilled at that too, especially for being young and not having been working for very long (could have lied, they usually do, but she seemed to be sincere). I enjoyed the session with her quite a bit, but I think if she were uncomfortable with a guy the session might be pretty bad. Some girls are just more pro than others.
Friday morning I headed over to Tandy Health massage, thanks to Garry's recommendation. Garry described it as a clean massage, which it was, kinda. I'd never gotten my genitals rubbed this much and not gotten offered a happy ending, but that's what it was. By the end I was kind of hoping she would make the offer, but it never came, and I let it go.
Some girls are crazy at the bar and shy in the room, some girls are shy at the bar but crazy in the room. Some girls are just plain crazy: Booky. I went to Snow White after looking that the pics on the website and finding something I liked. She was not working, so I picked out another girl. The girls there sit on a bench with normal clothes on so there is no way of telling what you're getting into. Booky had a decent face and a nice smile. Off we went upstairs. She was 27 and had a bit of a belly from child bearing. Right away her behavior was a bit annoying, super hyper, talking in Thai a lot (that doesn't necessarily bother me), for some reason she kept making signs with her fingers about cutting my dick off. As the session wore on she became stranger and stranger to the point where she was pretty unbearable. The sex was ok, BBBJ, FS. I think the worst part about it is I can't go back to SW for a while, I'm afraid she might hurt someone if I came in and picked another girl.
So fellows, I've been reading here lots of your reports, appreciated them over time and now, the time has come for me to give something back to the forum. So here's my 1st true report:
Gotten to Soy 4 really early, like 20-ish or so, and just wondered up and down the street a few times trying to comprehend as much as I could of what was what, as the scene was completely new for me. Around 22 gotten food and made friends w 2 dudes and went to some bars down Soy 4. Interesting girls, some very pretty but bar-fine was like 7-800 and then another 2 k for ST, decided it wouldn't be my cup of tea, at least not for the beginning. Nevertheless, a great experience to play pool with them, some these girls are almost professionals!
Did a quick tour of Soy Cowboy to see the go-gos also, but at around 2 AM came back to Nana to pickup some FL. I was aiming for LT, and I ended up getting it. Got stopped by a petite girl, pretty faced and with a great rack, and started talking down from 4 K LT to 2.5 K something that ended up as being Very LT.
Back in the room we started chill with showering together and kissing. Then BBBJ, moving on to 1st round, put on the jacket and took me less than 2 minutes to cum. She was kinda laughing about it, but at least she started believing that I had no other "bum-bum today". In less than 10 minutes we started again, and finished once more pretty fast. After munching on some fruit I had in the room she started to open up and talk much more relaxed, saying also that she'd like to join me on my trip to Pattaya, to visit her sister. Anyhow, not much later we've had 3rd round and both felt like it's time to go to sleep. However, in her opening up process, she started telling me a love-story drama that she was going trough. As she didn't stop rambling about it, I told her I'd fuck her one last time to help her forget the drama haha, and so I did. Finally we both managed to fall asleep, at around 6 AM or even later.
Slept like 2 lazy ones till 13 PM and then fucked one more time, and I decided to go eat, whilst she seemed to keep going. She was very relaxed w the money, as I didn't really pay it till after lunch, because I didn't have enough baht, and had to exchange some $. All in all:
Good fuck 8.
BBBJ 6 (as she kept complaining about the length and that she couldn't go very deep).
Body 8 (if you like petites).
Tits. Massive for a Thai 8.
And GFE 10!
Gave her my point of view over her drama and guess she felt in tune with it, as we grew closer. Ended up spending till 16 or 16:30 together, and she said if I wanted to see her again, to call. But joking I said she can come visit me but for free and to my surprise she said if I pay the taxi she'd like to come for free.
Triggered some paranoia. As in too good to be true. Can't wait to check the room if she stole anything, but we shall see, I called and she said she'd come later in the night. Ant there isn't anything missing from the room.
Wallet damage: taxi to mine, BTS to Siam, meal there and 2,5 K for her + another 100 baht for her taxi. Seems more than fair.
Took a bunch of pics but since I don't know how to blur the face, I'll just put the ones without face.
Still open for meeting fellow mongers and going on the hunt together, also would be glad to get some tips, must go-s and must see-s about the city, non-monger scene related.
[quote]Friday morning I headed over to Tandy Health massage, thanks to Garry's recommendation. Garry described it as a clean massage, which it was, kinda. I'd never gotten my genitals rubbed this much and not gotten offered a happy ending, but that's what it was. By the end I was kind of hoping she would make the offer, but it never came, and I let it go.[/quote]I guess that is as Gerry described it, a get you in the mood massage. I must admit I enjoy this type of massage, if it is executed properly it can be a lot more sensual than a regular rub and tug. On my bucket list. I enjoy reading your reports WW.
[QUOTE=KevinSBo;1711862]So fellows, I've been reading here lots of your reports, appreciated them over time and now, the time has come for me to give something back to the forum. So here's my 1st true report:
Gotten to Soy 4 really early, like 20-ish or so, and just wondered up and down the street a few times trying to comprehend as much as I could of what was what, as the scene was completely new for me. Around 22 gotten food and made friends w 2 dudes and went to some bars down Soy 4. Interesting girls, some very pretty but bar-fine was like 7-800 and then another 2 k for ST, decided it wouldn't be my cup of tea, at least not for the beginning. Nevertheless, a great experience to play pool with them, some these girls are almost professionals!
Did a quick tour of Soy Cowboy to see the go-gos also, but at around 2 AM came back to Nana to pickup some FL. I was aiming for LT, and I ended up getting it. Got stopped by a petite girl, pretty faced and with a great rack, and started talking down from 4 K LT to 2.5 K something that ended up as being Very LT.
Back in the room we started chill with showering together and kissing. Then BBBJ, moving on to 1st round, put on the jacket and took me less than 2 minutes to cum. She was kinda laughing about it, but at least she started believing that I had no other "bum-bum today". In less than 10 minutes we started again, and finished once more pretty fast. After munching on some fruit I had in the room she started to open up and talk much more relaxed, saying also that she'd like to join me on my trip to Pattaya, to visit her sister. Anyhow, not much later we've had 3rd round and both felt like it's time to go to sleep. However, in her opening up process, she started telling me a love-story drama that she was going trough. As she didn't stop rambling about it, I told her I'd fuck her one last time to help her forget the drama haha, and so I did. Finally we both managed to fall asleep, at around 6 AM or even later.
Slept like 2 lazy ones till 13 PM and then fucked one more time, and I decided to go eat, whilst she seemed to keep going. She was very relaxed w the money, as I didn't really pay it till after lunch, because I didn't have enough baht, and had to exchange some $. All in all:
Good fuck 8.
BBBJ 6 (as she kept complaining about the length and that she couldn't go very deep).
Body 8 (if you like petites).
Tits. Massive for a Thai 8.
And GFE 10!
Gave her my point of view over her drama and guess she felt in tune with it, as we grew closer. Ended up spending till 16 or 16:30 together, and she said if I wanted to see her again, to call. But joking I said she can come visit me but for free and to my surprise she said if I pay the taxi she'd like to come for free.
Triggered some paranoia. As in too good to be true. Can't wait to check the room if she stole anything, but we shall see, I called and she said she'd come later in the night. Ant there isn't anything missing from the room.
Wallet damage: taxi to mine, BTS to Siam, meal there and 2,5 K for her + another 100 baht for her taxi. Seems more than fair.
Took a bunch of pics but since I don't know how to blur the face, I'll just put the ones without face.
Still open for meeting fellow mongers and going on the hunt together, also would be glad to get some tips, must go-s and must see-s about the city, non-monger scene related.[/QUOTE]You fucked her like 5-6 times for all of 3 K, more importantly she could get your willie up for 5 times within 15-6 hours, she is totally worth it man. Or otherwise you are a teenager who can fuck like a bunny rabbit. LOL. Enjoy it, but don't fall for her. And remember nothing is free.
[QUOTE=KevinSBo;1711862]
Triggered some paranoia. As in too good to be true. Can't wait to check the room if she stole anything, but we shall see, I called and she said she'd come later in the night. Ant there isn't anything missing from the room.
[/QUOTE]This is Thailand! Good things happen here. In all the time I have been mongering in the Land Of Smiles, I have never been robbed by any of my companions. Us Westerners associate prostitution too much with criminal activities, whereas in Thailand it is just "another job".
Of course, if you accept her offer to come to you for free, it will cost you probably more than if you pay her: travel, lodgings, food, perhaps some clothes or presents (for her and her sister) and you will have gotten yourself a Thai GF which will certainly limit your activities in Pattaya. However, that ain't necessarily bad. A few years ago I stayed in Pattaya with a (semi-) pro. She was a teacher in a private school and needed money to finish language classes, so I sponsored that for her and she'd come to my apartment in Jomtien after work to hang out together and spend the night with me. In the morning she'd go back to work, having made sure I would not have the energy and sperm-count to be any good during the day.
Was it worth it? Certainly! Was it cheaper than finding a new LT companion every day? I doubt it! Would I do it again? (Don't ask silly questions), Of course.
[quote]Origionally posted by WascalWabbit:
Friday morning I headed over to Tandy Health massage, thanks to Garry's recommendation. Garry described it as a clean massage, which it was, kinda. I'd never gotten my genitals rubbed this much and not gotten offered a happy ending, but that's what it was. By the end I was kind of hoping she would make the offer, but it never came, and I let it go.[/quote]Hi WascalWabbit,
Enjoy your FR'S. Can I ask who you had the massage from at Tandy? I visited I think 4 times but only managed the owner once. The others were also good but she was super talented both in the way she used the stones and hot oil to massage the body and as we both experienced the genitals. That she is IMO also easy on the eyes didn't hurt. As I mentioned due to age I'm not a multiple popper and prefer to save my energies for either BJ's or FS sessions and so her not offering and my not asking for a happy ending was not an issue. If requested, who knows, maybe I will find out next trip. Either way I found this style of massage blissfully sensual and ideal for getting in the mood for later adventures.
[QUOTE=Franciscass;1711948]if it is executed properly it can be a lot more sensual than a regular rub and tug. On my bucket list. I enjoy reading your reports WW.[/QUOTE]Incredibly sensual. Glad you are enjoying the reports!
[QUOTE=GerryGa;1712215]Can I ask who you had the massage from at Tandy? I visited I think 4 times but only managed the owner once. The others were also good but she was super talented both in the way she used the stones and hot oil to massage the body and as we both experienced the genitals. That she is IMO also easy on the eyes didn't hurt.[/QUOTE]Gerry,
Not sure if it was the owner, she was the only one in there when I got there, when I got back downstairs there were 2 other women there. She was the only one I found attractive out of the 3, since the other 2 were heavier. Her figure is pretty nice, with the dimmed lights she looks quite attractive.
After the SW disaster I thought I'd go for a sure thing and repeat Am. We'd been chatting on "line", and she seamed eager to go out with me again. She insisted on going to CH for me to pick her up there. Maybe she gets in trouble if she doesn't show up first. I'd arranged to meet a girl from Spankies (NEP) mt last trip to BKK and there was no problem for her to pay the BF later.
So I go and pick her up, and she asks me to go to another bar, a gogo bar, my choice, she wanted to see. We walk onto shark's and it could not have more different than the last time I'd gone. No guys. Maybe 7 - 8. It was very early, but if I want to pick up a girl from there (and I do!) I'll show up early. The stage downstairs was packed, and there was a girl on ever pole upstairs as well. There was some silicone, some fake noses, but it was not as bad as some people make it out to be. Anyway, her "sister" ended up working at sharks and so I offered to buy her a LD, I'm a nice guy. Well the second shot of tequila she ordered without me even offering, the third one she at least asked for. As we were leaving Am told me I should tip her sister 100 baht. Which I kindly declined. Hell she didn't even let me feel her up or anything. Not that I was pushing for it, didn't want to ruin the night with Am. Besides that Am was a very cheap date, only drank coke and water wherever we went (we went for a bite to eat). In the room she turned out to be just lazy. No effort to "take care you". We fooled around a little but, but her attitude was such a turnoff I did not end up finishing. Sent her on her way. I may have still been annoyed from the experience earlier, IDK.
As for sharks, there was one girl I must BF, if the price and options are right, of course. Very sexy figure, almost something you'd expect to see in Medellin. Possibly silicone, they weren't massive, probably a be cup, but it was hard to tell with the top she was wearing. She was super flirtatious, she put me under her spell. Very pretty face.
I'll be back in BKK May 3rd, I'll be sure to write up a report of her, with a number this time, always forget to check. I would get a number for Am, but she is not that special, neither looks nor motivation / skill and she is off to university beginning of may and won't be working. If that turns out to be untrue I'll update with the number: the.
So a few of the waitresses at CH are obviously (some not so obvious) katoy, can anyone confirm that there are no katoy dancers there. I don't know if it's possible to spot a fake pussy.
[QUOTE=Franciscass;1710773]I like this type of field reporting. Just the facts without the follow up penthouse letter account of the encounter. However Gerry it would have been more informative if you had included some info on prices and the name of the girl and place of where you got excetional service.
Thanks anyway.[/QUOTE]Sorry Franciscass didn't keep names but from memory pricing was roughly.
Soapies: 2000 to 5000 Nataree best value 2500 for 90 minutes. Paid 4000 at LaBelle but worth it for quality of room and provider.
Oilies: Most prepaid at around 2000 for 60 minutes. Some shops separate massage fee from service which is 500/1000/1500 for HJ / BJ / FS. If prepay, tipping while optional is expected. I felt 300 was acceptable. Snow White was best value at 400 for massage plus fee paid directly to masseuse. Incidentally the 2 hour sessions at oilies are good value as the fee for service remains the same. I booked an hour and extended if the session was good.
BJ bars: 700 to 1200. Value for this 30 minute fast food quick pop is totally dependent on skill set of provider and here for very much hit and miss. Best value was Star of Light at 700.
Go Go's: Expect to pay 700 to 1000 bar fine, 2000 to 3000ST, 3000 to 5000 LT plus most likely a couple of lady drinks at 150 to 200 each. For me this P4P platform while providing the best entertainment on a night out and all-round the most attractive girls in the business is the least attractive value for money.
Freelancers: You can divide this into indoor and outdoor and subdivide indoor into regular bars and night clubs. Regular bar from 1000 to 2000 fST and 2000 to 3000 LT. Expect 4000 up at Mixx or Spasso, girl will usually stay till 8 am. Climax girls more reasonable at 2000 up LT. Street level prices vary a lot. I was quoted 500 LT from an old timer and 2000ST from a cute African.
Regular massage: Starts at 200 for Thai to 600 for Aromatherapy. 500 tip expected for happy ending, sometimes more asked if touching or take off is involved. At my favorite Tandy massage the hot oil hot stone treatment was while a bit pricey at 700 is worth every satang.
IMHO the old adage you get what you pay for does not apply to P4P in Bangkok or indeed anywhere else. You can pay 2000 at an oily or 6000 for a high end escort who may look better, dress better, speak better English but in the room when she gets her kit off this becomes irrelevant when Dick meets Jane. It's just you and her and how well you get along between the sheets and the 1000 baht freelancer you met at the bar can leave you feeling just as satisfied as the club girl you just forked out 8000 on.
[QUOTE=GerryGa;1712601]IMHO the old adage you get what you pay for does not apply to P4P[/QUOTE]I could not agree more. Generally you pay higher prices for good logs and young age. Service level has little to do with price. In fact that 500 baht Oldtimer, Gerry was talking about probably gives a mean BJ.
[QUOTE=WascalWabbit;1712796]I could not agree more. Generally you pay higher prices for good logs and young age. Service level has little to do with price. In fact that 500 baht Oldtimer, Gerry was talking about probably gives a mean BJ.[/QUOTE]Dreaming of my next visit and a perfect day.
Bacon, eggs, sausages, hash browns, black pudding, toast and tea at Robin Hood Sukhumvit Soi 33/1 . Then a walk to Soi 53 for a hot stones / hot oil treatment at Tandy Massage preferably from the owner. Using BTS Thonglor cross over Sukhumvit for taxi (10 min.) to Bit Style on 22 for a slow sensual BJ. A beer on the stroll back to Sukhumvit, taxi to Nataree on Ratchadaphisek (30 min) ,another leisurely Chang while choosing my companion for the next 90 minutes. Back to hotel, 4 star up, nap, shower and Gulliver's Soi 5 for some sweet and sour, Beer lao and a game of pool. Onto Cowboy (10 min.), Crazy Horse and an in and out along the strip before heading to Spasso at Hyatt Hotel on Ratchadamri (15 min.) for music and cocktails. Back to Climax Ambassador on 11 (15 min) a Long Island or two before leaving with a part timer who has the sweetest smile you have ever seen. Damage for a perfect day, 10,000 Bath give or take.
Are there any happy endings in Soi 53/ Tandy Massage?
[QUOTE=GerryGa;1713075]Dreaming of my next visit and a perfect day.
Bacon, eggs, sausages, hash browns, black pudding, toast and tea at Robin Hood Sukhumvit Soi 33/1 . Then a walk to Soi 53 for a hot stones / hot oil treatment at Tandy Massage preferably from the owner. Using BTS Thonglor cross over Sukhumvit for taxi (10 min.) to Bit Style on 22 for a slow sensual BJ. A beer on the stroll back to Sukhumvit, taxi to Nataree on Ratchadaphisek (30 min) ,another leisurely Chang while choosing my companion for the next 90 minutes. Back to hotel, 4 star up, nap, shower and Gulliver's Soi 5 for some sweet and sour, Beer lao and a game of pool. Onto Cowboy (10 min.), Crazy Horse and an in and out along the strip before heading to Spasso at Hyatt Hotel on Ratchadamri (15 min.) for music and cocktails. Back to Climax Ambassador on 11 (15 min) a Long Island or two before leaving with a part timer who has the sweetest smile you have ever seen. Damage for a perfect day, 10,000 Bath give or take.[/QUOTE]