Nairobi Is Popping, But My Heart Is In Tanzania
I came into Nairobi on Tuesday evening from Tanzania after having the time of my life in Dar. You can read about my adventure in Dar es Salaam on the Tanzania forum.
I arrived in Nairobi, and settled down in my hotel, the Sarova Stanley, had dinner, checked some emails did some work and then headed to the streets to find pussy.
I have never been a big believer in paying large amounts for pussy, so I'm always on the lookout for deals. Thanks to our in-house legend, Neddy69 and a host of other contributors on this forum, I had an idea of reasonable prices to pay for an all-night encounter. I am a big fan of the all-night encounter; I feel like it's a lot more economical and you get your money's worth.
So, I summoned a Taxi guy who was hanging around my hotel and told him to take me to a place not far away where I could get pussy cheap. I had a list of places to visit based on the recommendations so generously shared by the gentlemen on this forum, but I was just curious to hear if there were any other places. The Taxi guy told me of a club called Eureka in town. He charged me Ksh 1000. I told him to hold on, while I went to my hotel lobby, connected to the hotel WiFi and checked to see Uber rates to the said Eureka Hotel. The Uber's estimated price was Ksh 200. Fuck this guy, I thought to myself. So I called an Uber who came right to the front of my hotel and picked me up. The other Taxi guy saw me enter the Uber and I gave him a knowing smile. The opportunistic fuck. It's not me you're going to scam with your high prices.
So, I arrived at the Eureka Hotel. It's a shithole, really right in the center of town. A ghetto zone, actually. There were girls both upstairs and downstairs, plenty girls. I went upstairs, settled down, ordered my Guinness and surveyed the land. It was around 11 pm, and more girls were still trooping in, while I sipped my Guinness and kept looking around. I finally settled on a girl called Betty. In her mid 20's, or so it seems. She's a student who was hustling on the side. Good English. Kenyans speak very good English. I beckoned to her and she came hurrying to my seat. I offered her a drink. She bought Guiness, and we began to negotiate. She wanted Ksh 3 k for the night. I offered Ksh 2 k, plus the drink. I told her everything I wanted. She agreed. We used her phone to order an Uber back to my hotel and she gave me one of the best Blowjobs I have ever had in a while. We fucked 3 times throughout the night. Nice experience. Will definitely call her again. Apparently, right next to Eureka is another club called Batis. The girls there are ugly as fuck, but I imagine they'd be cheap too. I plan to try Batis today. Kenya is looking good, but my heart still longs for Tanzania.