Cali Reports

Hello Gentleman,

I have a trip coming up visiting Cali and can't seem to find a list like for other destinations. Please help me with a list or link to previous one in case I skipped over it. This will be my first Cali trip so any guidance will be much appreciated. Been to Medellin & Bogota before. How's does Cali compare? Where are best hangout during week & weekends? Also if anyone else wants to party around April 8-14 timeframe have some beers party let me know. Also one last question any little cities outside of Cali that are worth checking out for day or 2.

Thanks in advance guys.

BB

[QUOTE=BlueBalls23; 1404005]Hello Gentleman,

I have a trip coming up visiting Cali and can't seem to find a list like for other destinations. Please help me with a list or link to previous one in case I skipped over it. This will be my first Cali trip so any guidance will be much appreciated. Been to Medellin & Bogota before. How's does Cali compare? Where are best hangout during week & weekends? Also if anyone else wants to party around April 8-14 timeframe have some beers party let me know. Also one last question any little cities outside of Cali that are worth checking out for day or 2.

Thanks in advance guys.

BB[/QUOTE]My 2 favorites in Cali are Bar La 20 and Clinica Dr. Amor. Avenida Sexta on the North side is a good place to hang out, lots of bars and discos. Also on Ave. 9 has a lot of restaurants.

There is a 'Cali List' on the Colombia site, look on page 2.

Medellin has more action spots and sexo places to go to than Cali.

Take the bus to Popayan, its about 2-3 hr. Trip from Cali. The 'White City' has a completely restored old town, nice place to walk around.

Thanks Bad Boy, I've found the list. Thanks for the additional information as well.

BB

I went to the Doctors yesterday to see the line up.

Hardly any in the 18 to 22 years of age range, all had big plastic asses and silicon titties, most were in the 25 to 30 years of age range.
I even said to the manager who recognized me, donde esta las flacitas "where are the slim girls"? He said to me "culos grandes vender", big asses sell.

A. G.

[QUOTE=Aussie Greg; 1415779]I went to the Doctors yesterday to see the line up.

Hardly any in the 18 to 22 years of age range, all had big plastic asses and silicon titties, most were in the 25 to 30 years of age range.

I even said to the manager who recognized me, donde esta las flacitas "where are the slim girls"? He said to me "culos grandes vender", big asses sell.[/QUOTE]See I just don't get this shit. I'm an ass man to the hilt, but a naturally big ass is what I need. I would not go near a plastic ass. And I don't know any friends who crave fake asses either. Maybe it's a Colombian thing.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1415797]See I just don't get this shit. I'm an ass man to the hilt, but a naturally big ass is what I need. I would not go near a plastic ass. And I don't know any friends who crave fake asses either. Maybe it's a Colombian thing.[/QUOTE]It's a Cali thing."Cali es Cali" Dr. Amor and Flores Frescas are two venues famed for the amount of silicone you'll find there, LOL. The silicone-injected cartel groupie look holds water for a lot of lower class girls that get into this biz. They know this look could help get them a Colombian boyfriend who actually has some money to blow on them, because a trophy Barbie like that is like a status symbol amongst certain groups of moneyed Colombian men. Ever heard of the telenovela "Sin tetas no hay paraiso"? Translated that says "without tits, there is no paradise" It was a big hit on Colombian tv a few years back.

I'm glad to see this Cali site is active once again, since I'll be there in about 2 weeks from now.

Personally, I'm a big culo and tits guy myself. It just gives me more to latch on to and play with. Can't get turned on to skinny chicas.

I'll be in Cali from Mon. May 13-22 staying in the Ave. Sexta area. Be hanging out at Juan Valdez for the coffee, and Viejo Barril. Anybody care to join me, drop me a PM.

[QUOTE=BayBoy;1420960]I'll be in Cali from Mon. May 13-22 staying in the Ave. Sexta area. Be hanging out at Juan Valdez for the coffee, and Viejo Barril. Anybody care to join me, drop me a PM.[/QUOTE]Looks like our paths won't cross Bayboy but enjoy Cali. May I recommend a friend of mine on the Sexta by 28th (almost across from restaurante Tajamares) her name isValentina. Send me a message for more info.

[QUOTE=Novato;1421160]Looks like our paths won't cross Bayboy but enjoy Cali. May I recommend a friend of mine on the Sexta by 28th (almost across from restaurante Tajamares) her name isValentina. Send me a message for more info.[/QUOTE]Is this Valentina a 'working' girl or a friend. Friend to you. Your message box doesn't seem to work, can't take messages.

Cali is a heaven for big butt lovers. Have fun there, BayBoy!

[QUOTE=BayBoy; 1416216]I'm glad to see this Cali site is active once again, since I'll be there in about 2 weeks from now.

Personally, I'm a big culo and tits guy myself. It just gives me more to latch on to and play with. Can't get turned on to skinny chicas.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1415797]See I just don't get this shit. I'm an ass man to the hilt, but a naturally big ass is what I need. I would not go near a plastic ass. And I don't know any friends who crave fake asses either. Maybe it's a Colombian thing.[/QUOTE]OMG I feel the same exact way! I hate fake asses! I love full round booties, that sh*t turns me on more than anything but I can't stand the plastic butts. Colombia seems to be the only place where this is common. I'm not a big fan of fake boobs either.

Any of you guys ever been to Hooters Parque Lleras in Medellin. Holy sh*t I think it's a requirement to have a big unnatural looking fake plastic ass to apply for a waitress position there. The girls are otherwise gorgeous but they all have those ugly fake butts.

I'm contemplating starting an info campaign against fake asses. I may start with a facebook account. It will have to be in spanish and directed towards colombians. I may find a colombian computer nerd and pay him a few pesos to do it since I'm not really motivated to actually do that type of stuff. Somebody's got to get the word out that that sh*t ain't cool.

Maybe I could even organize a protest with picket signs outside of some plastic surgeons' offices. Yea right they'd probably put a hit out on me LOL.

[QUOTE=Jinxx; 1421816]OMG I feel the same exact way! I hate fake asses! I love full round booties, that sh*t turns me on more than anything but I can't stand the plastic butts. Colombia seems to be the only place where this is common. I'm not a big fan of fake boobs either.

Any of you guys ever been to Hooters Parque Lleras in Medellin. Holy sh*t I think it's a requirement to have a big unnatural looking fake plastic ass to apply for a waitress position there. The girls are otherwise gorgeous but they all have those ugly fake butts.

I'm contemplating starting an info campaign against fake asses. I may start with a facebook account. It will have to be in spanish and directed towards colombians. I may find a colombian computer nerd and pay him a few pesos to do it since I'm not really motivated to actually do that type of stuff. Somebody's got to get the word out that that sh*t ain't cool.

Maybe I could even organize a protest with picket signs outside of some plastic surgeons' offices. Yea right they'd probably put a hit out on me LOL.[/QUOTE]I also agree. Colombian women (IMO) have the most beautiful faces in the World. But I don't the their (natural) bodies come close to Brasilian or even Dominican women. The amount of silicone breasts and asses is ridiculous. And yes Cali is even worse than MDE.

First day in Cali. Went to the bank and got some money at Citibank, had coffee at Juan Valdez, then got a haircut. There{s a beauty-hair school next to the Don Jaime hotel. I had an inexperienced student cut my hair and sideburns. Not the best, but I couldn't beat the price: $0. 00. It was free. Gave her a tip.

After lunch hit the road. First stop PLAZA CAICEDO. There were a few working girls there but none of them really turned me on. Some of the old crowd was there. Then walked to KARENS CHICAS LINDAS on Calle 11. About a 15 min. Walk. Its kind of a funky rustic place, with plants, sculptures and paintings on the wall. Nice couches, I ordered a beer. 11 chicas came out. 1 at a time. I'd say more than half were to my standards. Talked to this guy who had spent some time in Jersey. Finally ended up with a Vivien, I think that was her name. Tallish black chica, looked to be in her late 20s. We went down a long hall way with rooms, finally ended up in a half decent room. She gave me a covered blow job. She wanted more money for bareback, but I turned her down. Gave me a decent blow and did my favorite, deep throat a couple of times, it was heaven.

Prices at KARENS LINDAS CHICAS. $20, 000 for 20 minutes, $28, 000 for 30 minutes and $41, 000 for an hour. Would go back. Then I walked back to Carrera 8 and turned right. Finally went by a short time hotel close to Calle 16. Gloria wasnt there, so I passed. Walked a few blocks up to a hotel close to Club Sonero. Lorena was there, she's one of my favorites. Gave me a bareback BJ, but really tongued my balls good. Man she was into it. She's a sweetheart really like her, lives in Popayan. Gave her $20, 000 plus tip.

Then I walked over to BAR LA20. Had a beer and water. It was kind of slow about 12 chicas. The usual big tits, big butts crowd. I could just look at those chicas all day. Didn't have much energy or money so passed. I did walk back on Carrera 7, theres 3 short time hotels there. There were 2 chicas that really looked good to me, will have to go back tomorrow and try the merchandise. I was worn out by then and just went back to my hotel.

The rates sound a little cheap for Cali. Great, there were many girls you liked. I will try this place next time. Thanks for the info!

[QUOTE=BayBoy;1422558]Prices at KARENS LINDAS CHICAS. $20, 000 for 20 minutes, $28, 000 for 30 minutes and $41, 000 for an hour. Would go back. l.[/QUOTE]