Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=BlackPage;2375560]What I find hilarious is imagining you walking around the Centro with such a hat that it caught so much the imagination of people, to even move someone to steal it! I never saw anything like that. How could you go around dressed like that?

I hope it was not a cowboy hat in perfect Texas Style, otherwise it would be so much hilarious that it would fit with Mr. Bean. This is not Dallas, it's not even "Columbia": it's Medellin, Colombia.

However, it's not entirely your fault, but also of those who teased you so much to lead you to imagine the place was "Pussy-for-All Paradise". It is not. If you read more, you should know. Addressing unaware tourists to the Centro like if it was Banana Beach is irresponsible, period.

Bazurto is a market, not a red light district, not a place with gangs. What's the thrill in walking at Bazurto, if not to buy fruit or just looking at exotic Colombian real genuine people without tourists around?

The Centro of Medellin is much more enjoyable than, say, the Bronx in NYC 25 years ago. I remember there were also tour operators for stupid tourists, who were taking folks on a bus to feel the thrill to go to streets infested by gangs. Local guys, of course paid by the tour operator, were also attacking the bus with chains and sticks, to make those tourists to feel the heart break.

By the way, since I mentioned the Bronx, I understand you don't know what was the BRONX in Bogota, neither you have even approached it from side streets. That was a place not suitable even for Darth Vader![/QUOTE]Hunts Point, amigo. Lived in the city 49 years.

Know my way around the block. Had a good laugh with my Paisa friend today. He said he wouldn't fuck a Centro chica with three condoms. Good luck.

Hey bros,

For the new guys or those that need help moving around Medellin. I posting my friend she helped me a lot when I first got to ctg. And now she's in mde. So hit her up if you need help. Speaks 100 % English and knows everything. She charged 30 bucks and will take care of you. Peace.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/alexandra.indriago[/URL]

I am a Centro rat. I don't live there but I spend a lot of time there. I don't know what Kafka expected or imagined. There are youtube videos and more written descriptions on this website than anybody has time to read. The finding diamonds expression says it all. If you devote the time you can win. It's not for everybody. Casas and strip clubs are quicker surer things with better clothing, makeup and comfort. It's all good. Me personally, I use Veracruz / Raudal to break up the routine, to pass time, and to find those diamonds when they are there. I have more personal contacts who I can call and meet than I have time. I like variety. I can afford the better strip clubs but I don't enjoy them because of the silicone, the noise, and the general atmosphere. There is no wrong or right answer to this, it's about personal preferences. I go to casas too, mostly in Centro. It's all good, enjoy.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2375391]I couldn't agree with you more, truly a bottom feeders locale. Those guys that partake in the skanks that roam the streets of El Centro are good candidates for a frontal lobotomy. It's truly horrific in El Centro with all the glue sniffers, drunks, deaf mutes, transvestites, and other freaks! The thought upon arriving in El Centro and seeing the circus there reminds me of a scene from the movie Forrest Gump when Forrest is told to run. The place most definitely should be avoided at all costs![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2375475]So why would you tell them it was good when it wasn't? Now they will give the next guy the same shitty experience because the last guy did not provide honest feedback.[/QUOTE]True. I should have told her that the service is at best, mediocre. I always find it difficult to give negative feedback. I don't speak Spanish, and I did feel like google translate my complaint in front of the girl and her boss.

Yo, Hunts Point was hectic back in the day. Mostly Dominicans, everybody up in there was coked up and thirsty. Real talk: Centro is Disneyland by comparison.

[QUOTE=Kafka;2375618]Hunts Point, amigo. Lived in the city 49 years.

Know my way around the block. Had a good laugh with my Paisa friend today. He said he wouldn't fuck a Centro chica with three condoms. Good luck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2375668]I am a Centro rat. I don't live there but I spend a lot of time there. I don't know what Kafka expected or imagined. There are youtube videos and more written descriptions on this website than anybody has time to read. [/QUOTE]I tell people to stay off of youtube. Being somewhere live and in person is a totally different experience than looking at it on a screen. You must go see for yourself.

[QUOTE=SJobs;2375673]True. I should have told her that the service is at best, mediocre. I always find it difficult to give negative feedback. I don't speak Spanish, and I did feel like google translate my complaint in front of the girl and her boss.[/QUOTE]Here's two phrases you can use:

"Mas o menos".

"Asi, asi".

That's "more or less" and " so-so. " Both are the equivalent of "not very good, but I don't want to say bad. " In English we would just say "it was okay", meaning it was acceptable, no more. But in Colombia it's considered more negative.

My advice is to avoid the hottest girl at any casa. She gets picked more than the rest. She already knows she will make her money. Why put forth any extra effort?

I always look for the right attitude. Read the body language. Some clearly don't want you to pick them. Some are desperate for anyone to pick them. Some don't really care. Usually there will be 1 or 2 who look like they are daring you to try them. In my experience, those are the ones who give the best performance.

[QUOTE=Brooklyn658;2375570]Besides New Life can anyone tell me the name of some good casas in Medellin.[/QUOTE]New Life, Aiffe, Club Sexxy Amigas, Energy, Tantra, Yakusa, Casa de Piedra (aka Lindas Chicas).

[QUOTE=SJobs;2375255]I visited Energy for the first time yesterday...

This is a below-average experience. I probably will never return to Energy again, especially when there are a ton of Facebook girls available.[/QUOTE]Casa's are not my cup of tea, but I've been to Energy once. One reason I don't like casa's is because, with the antiseptic picking process and atmosphere, there is a certain pressure once in the room to just let the girl take control and treat you like a piece of meat. To counter that, I've learned to just not allow that to happen. There is a saying in Spanish, 'Yo pago yo recibo,' - the customer is king. If a girl anywhere tries to put a condom on me for a blowjob, I just say No firmly and smile - "I don't do that. " I wouldn't let her give me a fake massage. A real hardened tute might argue or whatever, but usually most of the young girls have no idea what to do at that point. That's when you just take control, start kissing. Doing what you want and one thing leads to another. Even in the Casa's the girls will do pretty much anything, and some will just ask for an extra tip. It is like salsa dancing, never let the girl lead.

I agree youtube is no substitute for experiencing the real thing. It is useful to get a an idea of what to expect. I've read stuff on here that makes me thing guys expect to see Veracruz lined with clones of Shakira and Sofia Vergara.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2375708]I tell people to stay off of youtube. Being somewhere live and in person is a totally different experience than looking at it on a screen. You must go see for yourself.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2375714]New Life, Aiffe, Club Sexxy Amigas, Energy, Tantra, Yakusa, Casa de Piedra (aka Lindas Chicas).[/QUOTE]Should we remind there is the List?

[QUOTE=Putero1;2375898]Casa's are not my cup of tea, but I've been to Energy once. One reason I don't like casa's is because, with the antiseptic picking process and atmosphere, there is a certain pressure once in the room to just let the girl take control and treat you like a piece of meat. To counter that, I've learned to just not allow that to happen. There is a saying in Spanish, 'Yo pago yo recibo,' - the customer is king. If a girl anywhere tries to put a condom on me for a blowjob, I just say No firmly and smile - "I don't do that. " I wouldn't let her give me a fake massage. A real hardened tute might argue or whatever, but usually most of the young girls have no idea what to do at that point. That's when you just take control, start kissing. Doing what you want and one thing leads to another. Even in the Casa's the girls will do pretty much anything, and some will just ask for an extra tip. It is like salsa dancing, never let the girl lead.[/QUOTE]Good advice, thank you. I might give casa one more try before I leave Medellin. Will report back.

[QUOTE=Starlord1;2375663]Hey bros,

For the new guys or those that need help moving around Medellin. I posting my friend she helped me a lot when I first got to ctg. And now she's in mde. So hit her up if you need help. Speaks 100 % English and knows everything. She charged 30 bucks and will take care of you. Peace.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/alexandra.indriago[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah but did she fuck you and your mothafucking momma? LOL!

I wonder were she learned her English.

Hey guys,

I'm going to Medellin for the first time over the Christmas break. Are there any guest friendly hotels near Parque Lleras. I also reached out to Hotel Medellin M, aka the Mansion. Do you recommend staying there and how are the pickings? I've been to the Del Rey many times and was thinking that the Mansion is like that. Is that true? Sorry for so many questions but I'm a newbie in MDE and have been spoiled by the Rey and Sportsman Lodge in SJ CR. Thanks in advance guys and happy mongering.

[QUOTE=Kafka;2375271]Okay I'm going to make this real simple. Any of these folks that tell you to come to El Centro area outside Botero Plaza. Are out of their fucking mind This is one of the worst scenes that I've ever been around and I have been around quite a few. Avoid the areas in that video at all costs. A complete nightmare..... Strictly for bottom feeders.[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree more. But it is educational in the sense that at least now you know what the bottom looks like. Jajaja.