Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2552083]Really? Is stealing food from restaurants at the time they're barely scraping by something to brag about? I thought this was a monger forum, not a petty thief forum.

Being cheap is fine, I'm frugal too. Stealing is not.

As an aside, is this the same psycho who was at one point bragging about offering girls tens of thousands of baht to do stuff they'd rather not do, and said they wouldn't do? I recall something along those lines. Apologize to mr. Petty Thief if that was someone else.[/QUOTE]I personally really enjoy reading MonkeyPaw's posts. For one he's actually sharing information on the ground as much as anyone else here is. And his writing style is pretty good too. If you think that's stealing then my god you must be one truly virtuous person. I'll bet you don't sleep with any Thai girls for money because that would be taking advantage of them. But oh wait, obviously you're not forcing them to sleep with you it's their decision so it's fine right? Well by that logic the customer support didn't have to refund MonkeyPaw it was their choice too. Isn't it that simple? And did they not actually mess up his order or did you forget that part? Was the restaurant not the one which decided to offer coupons? Also, how do you know the financials of that particular restaurant to know they're barely scraping by? Or are you one of those people that just lumps groups together? Why don't you just donate all your money if you're such a great believer in equality? How about instead of worrying about MonkeyPaw eating pizza you worry about the billionaires out there that are the biggest thieves of all? Rant over.

I'll be out of quarantine on the 20th, staying in Bangkok for a week, and in Pattaya on the 27th where I already have a condo rented for a month. MonkeyPaw I'd love to meet up at some point and have you teach me your ways.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2552083]Really? Is stealing food from restaurants at the time they're barely scraping by something to brag about? I thought this was a monger forum, not a petty thief forum.

Being cheap is fine, I'm frugal too. Stealing is not.

As an aside, is this the same psycho who was at one point bragging about offering girls tens of thousands of baht to do stuff they'd rather not do, and said they wouldn't do? I recall something along those lines. Apologize to mr. Petty Thief if that was someone else.[/QUOTE]He does not eat meat so he ordered the pizza without bacon. The pizza came with bacon anyway so he complained to the vendor. The vendor gave him a refund. He has not said that he requested a refund or not.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2552083]Really? Is stealing food from restaurants at the time they're barely scraping by something to brag about? I thought this was a monger forum, not a petty thief forum.

Being cheap is fine, I'm frugal too. Stealing is not.

As an aside, is this the same psycho who was at one point bragging about offering girls tens of thousands of baht to do stuff they'd rather not do, and said they wouldn't do? I recall something along those lines. Apologize to mr. Petty Thief if that was someone else.[/QUOTE]How's it stealing if THEY'RE the ones that got the order wrong? He specifically said no bacon. To me, it's the other way around: it's robbery if you're charged for something you didn't order. And he didn't order the bacon.

If you're saying it's only 100 baht, and he should just eat the loss since he's well off, that's wrong, too. He can do that if he so chooses. But nobody should be expected to pay for something they didn't order.

[QUOTE=SinfullyKorean;2552114]How's it stealing if THEY'RE the ones that got the order wrong? He specifically said no bacon. To me, it's the other way around: it's robbery if you're charged for something you didn't order. And he didn't order the bacon.

If you're saying it's only 100 baht, and he should just eat the loss since he's well off, that's wrong, too. He can do that if he so chooses. But nobody should be expected to pay for something they didn't order.[/QUOTE]He gave the bacon to the dogs and ate the pizza but lied that he was a Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because they had been contaminated by the bacon and thus couldn't eat them. They got the order wrong but he cheated them out of the 100 baht since he ate the pizzas..

Monger friend, I am not a fan of granny panties. It needs to be slick and sexy.

[QUOTE=Tomasb;2551769]I have never seen so many grannie panties as in Thailand.[/QUOTE]

I am a sucker of heart and round shaped ass and a licker of all, let them come in, hehehehehehe.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2552023]Not sure what cup shape ass do you mean. Inverted V? For the Paw, it's round and a tad of heart, blend.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2552149]He gave the bacon to the dogs and ate the pizza but lied that he was a Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because they had been contaminated by the bacon and thus couldn't eat them. They got the order wrong but he cheated them out of the 100 baht since he ate the pizzas..[/QUOTE]My bad. I missed the part where he actually ate the pizza. If you're going to make a stink about the order, you can't make it after you eat your meal! OP obviously enjoyed the meal enough to finish it.

[QUOTE=Cohend386;2552095]I personally really enjoy reading MonkeyPaw's posts. For one he's actually sharing information on the ground as much as anyone else here is. And his writing style is pretty good too. If you think that's stealing then my god you must be one truly virtuous person. I'll bet you don't sleep with any Thai girls for money because that would be taking advantage of them. But oh wait, obviously you're not forcing them to sleep with you it's their decision so it's fine right? Well by that logic the customer support didn't have to refund MonkeyPaw it was their choice too. Isn't it that simple? And did they not actually mess up his order or did you forget that part? Was the restaurant not the one which decided to offer coupons? Also, how do you know the financials of that particular restaurant to know they're barely scraping by? Or are you one of those people that just lumps groups together? Why don't you just donate all your money if you're such a great believer in equality? How about instead of worrying about MonkeyPaw eating pizza you worry about the billionaires out there that are the biggest thieves of all? Rant over.

I'll be out of quarantine on the 20th, staying in Bangkok for a week, and in Pattaya on the 27th where I already have a condo rented for a month. MonkeyPaw I'd love to meet up at some point and have you teach me your ways.[/QUOTE]He ate the pizza and lied that he gave it away. That's a scumbag move to cheat a restaurant after paying $2 for two 9 in pizzas. And yes, I call it cheating because he actually ate the pizzas. Then calls himself a smooth criminal!

I don't care how much pussy you're getting. If your idea of smooth is to cheat a restaurant out of $2 after eating your fill, you do not sound like a person I'd enjoy company with. My quality of life will literally be better not knowing such people.

I don't think there's anything wrong with complaining about the order being incorrect. If he just took a picture of it and, sent a complaint WITHOUT lying that he threw it out, and they refunded him, I wouldn't have an issue with that. But that's obviously not the case here.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2551704]When Monkeypaw was done, satisfied, and full, I made a quick complaint to customer service on the food app about how I was Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because of the bacon. Eventually, the Paw got a 100 baht refund. So the pizzas were free, plus I made a positive 35 baht. What a lucky day! Cheap Charlie? Smart and Savvy? Or Smooth Criminal?[/QUOTE]Cheap Charlie, no. Smart and Savvy, no. Smooth Criminal, no. It was the first thing you said. Customer Service. Funny how everyone except the owner of the pizza shop has a problem with it. The owner could have easily said bring the pizza back and you will get a refund. They did not. To me it seems the owner was saying sorry we fucked the pizza up. The next one will be on us or here is 100 baht. The pizzas would have went in the trash anyway.

A few months ago I ordered some TVs and shit off Amazon. They thought it was fraud so they kept canceling the order. Finally I received my regular order, but it was accompanied by a couple of things from the canceled order. I called them but for some reason there was no record of it. They told me to just keep the stuff. Eventually it showed up on my bill but there was still no record on my Amazon account. (The finance company is different from Amazon.) Amazon told me to still keep the stuff, but they would also refund the money. It was like $360. And they do that kind of shit all of the time. If something is late or shown delivered but not at my house, they give me a refund and say if it ever shows up then just do what you want to with it. Excellent customer service; just like the pizza place.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2552388]Cheap Charlie, no. Smart and Savvy, no. Smooth Criminal, no. It was the first thing you said. Customer Service. Funny how everyone except the owner of the pizza shop has a problem with it. The owner could have easily said bring the pizza back and you will get a refund. They did not. To me it seems the owner was saying sorry we fucked the pizza up. The next one will be on us or here is 100 baht. The pizzas would have went in the trash anyway.

A few months ago I ordered some TVs and shit off Amazon. They thought it was fraud so they kept canceling the order. Finally I received my regular order, but it was accompanied by a couple of things from the canceled order. I called them but for some reason there was no record of it. They told me to just keep the stuff. Eventually it showed up on my bill but there was still no record on my Amazon account. (The finance company is different from Amazon.) Amazon told me to still keep the stuff, but they would also refund the money. It was like $360. And they do that kind of shit all of the time. If something is late or shown delivered but not at my house, they give me a refund and say if it ever shows up then just do what you want to with it. Excellent customer service; just like the pizza place.[/QUOTE]Good point, Mr. E. When OP mentioned a refund via the app, I was thinking grub hub or postmates kind of an app where the refund is issued without owner's approval. But if the store itself issued the refund, they're probably acknowledging their mistake. I still think it was a douche move to lie about throwing the pizza away just to get a $2 refund. The result would probably have been the same without lying.

[QUOTE=SinfullyKorean;2552398]Good point, Mr. E. When OP mentioned a refund via the app, I was thinking grub hub or postmates kind of an app where the refund is issued without owner's approval. But if the store itself issued the refund, they're probably acknowledging their mistake. I still think it was a douche move to lie about throwing the pizza away just to get a $2 refund. The result would probably have been the same without lying.[/QUOTE]Just say the pizzas had bacon on them, and I asked for no bacon. I have had my orders messed up before. The wrong order or items missing. I contacted the delivery service, and they immediately issued refunds, either for the whole order, or for items that were missing. And I could keep and eat whatever I may have received. No need to lie about it, like you're trying to get one over on them. Douchebag move!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2552388]A few months ago I ordered some TVs and shit off Amazon. They thought it was fraud so they kept canceling the order. Finally I received my regular order, but it was accompanied by a couple of things from the canceled order. I called them but for some reason there was no record of it. They told me to just keep the stuff. Eventually it showed up on my bill but there was still no record on my Amazon account. (The finance company is different from Amazon.) Amazon told me to still keep the stuff, but they would also refund the money. It was like $360. And they do that kind of shit all of the time. If something is late or shown delivered but not at my house, they give me a refund and say if it ever shows up then just do what you want to with it. Excellent customer service; just like the pizza place.[/QUOTE]Most supplier and especially huge operations like Amazon are set up for goods to flow only one way: supplier to buyer. Trying to get a $100 part the other way causes chaos and just isn't worth the effort. They will either wear the loss or just dump it into a returns hopper and 1000 hoppers will be auctioned at the end of the month.

[QUOTE=SuperLove;2552214]Monger friend, I am not a fan of granny panties. It needs to be slick and sexy.[/QUOTE]Not sure about that. I love a pleasant surprise.

Many times I've unwrapped jeans and a tee shirt to unveil a bikini model underneath. 😁.

[QUOTE=SinfullyKorean;2552398]Good point, Mr. E. When OP mentioned a refund via the app, I was thinking grub hub or postmates kind of an app where the refund is issued without owner's approval. But if the store itself issued the refund, they're probably acknowledging their mistake. I still think it was a douche move to lie about throwing the pizza away just to get a $2 refund. The result would probably have been the same without lying.[/QUOTE]My take on this is unlike many of the posters here MP provides some interesting intel if not the location of his finds but at least there are pics so you can gauge the quality of available women for your own hunts. As to his other claims, I call him a unintended comedian, like how hilarious is someone who initially overpays gogo girls by 50-100%, then claims that he can GET these girls due to him having uber game (now he only needs to pay the going rate), how hilarious is someone who after overpaying for women by hundreds of dollars is now a master manipulator because he managed to game some cheap pizzas worth a few bucks, claims to be special and having VIP status due to being in his 30's but still living on daddies dime (though from recent postings daddy may have cut his allowance).

Overall great entertainment so please give him some slack so he con continue his joking.

[QUOTE=Goferring;2552424]Most supplier and especially huge operations like Amazon are set up for goods to flow only one way: supplier to buyer. Trying to get a $100 part the other way causes chaos and just isn't worth the effort. They will either wear the loss or just dump it into a returns hopper and 1000 hoppers will be auctioned at the end of the month.[/QUOTE]I send stuff back to them about every week. Likewise I look for things that others have sent back that I can buy at a discounted price.