Dubai Reports

Al Gore is wrong, well locally anyway. Distinct climate shift to the cool from Miss T, her early departure from last week confirmed by her [i]distant[/i] attitude in the Seaview Wednesday night. Movin on up; what can I say?

Thursday night, only 1 thing to do: out and about. Question is, where? Consider making some phone calls, especially to the Miss Top of the To Do list, but figure, what the hey, will brave the night and see who's around.[list][*]Rattlesnake: close, and some nice sightings of late, but there is [u][i]that[/i][/u] cover charge. Held in reserve.[*]York. Some nice sightings here, and some good reports, but downtown on a [u]Thursday[/u]. 2nd choice.[*]Seaview. Wednesday night, met Eric for a drink there. Some nice new faces, even a CIS that was somewhat attractive [u]to me[/u]. As seems par for the course, just as I was leaving, in the parking lot chatting with Eric, saw a very nice wg on her way in. She noticed me eyeballing her, and gave me a [i]come-on[/i] wave. Tempting, but with an EARLY alarm... But Thursday night, no Friday alarm. Seaview, by default, it was.[/list]Stepped into the batter's box: [b]Seaview, 11:00 - 12:00.[/b]
Arrived intentionally [i]late[/i] [u]for me[/u], after 11, when I knew the band would be on a break and the girls dancing. Walking in, no entrance fee, it was crowded, as expected. Nice that they had moved the pool table aside to provide more seating.

Flagged the [i]short-stuff[/i] waitress (a real gem), and placed my drink order. No more than 5 minutes since arriving, a small cute PRC is in front of me, talking. She certainly seems to know me, but for the life of me, I cannot place her in the PRC pantheon. It's english, but I'm having a hard time understanding; the accent is throwing me.

Suddenly, it hits me. This is not the sing-song PRC english, but guttural russian english - it's Miss Top-of-the-To-Do list, been on the list for almost 2 months now. I cannot believe my good fortune. She introduces me to her "best" friend: a real [i]tag-along[/i]. Miss Top asks if I want 2 girls tonight; I tell her, no, only one.

In the exuberance of my good fortune, I go off the deep end, asking if Miss Top wants a drink. Normally, this is only for tried and true long time [i]friends[/i]. I'm thinking this will be the shortest arrival/decision-made time in a LONG time.
Note: discussions on taxi fare: I throw that in as a cost of doing business. Drinks? Superfluous.

We grab a passing waitress, place the order. She quickly returns. Hand the drink to Miss Top, and just as I am finishing passing the bills to the waitress, Miss Top's mobile rings. She hands the drink to Miss Tag, and disappears. OK, it is noisy in the bar. 5 minutes later, when she hasn't returned... Miss Tag asks if I don't want her, asking, "Aren't I beautiful?" In a word, no, but I am nice and just say, "not tonight".

Do spot the CIS from last night. She can dance. Go over, she's with a gf. Tempting, but... if only the face were just a bit more cute, or the rack a bit larger, or some english. Any increase in any of those parameters would have sealed the deal, but in their absence, pass.

Pass a couple of philipinas, start chatting, but come to the conclusion that the only thing they have going for them (at least these 4), are their scarcity. Remove the nationality and... nothing. Pass.

Look around. Nothing of interest. The mental umpire calls: Caught looking - STEEERIIIIKE ONE!

So much for my good fortune. Only 1 thing to do. Step out of the batter's box. Shake it off.

Stepping back into the batter's box: [b]York, 12:15 - 1:15.[/b]
It's Thursday, and the lack of parking hurts. My usual lot is full, so is the next. Eventually find a parking space near the Music Room, and walk down to the York. In the heat and humidity, even past midnight, I am drenched with sweat on arrival.

Being a "member" (of the caucasian race), side step the line of guys waiting to pay the entrance fee. Up the stairs. Opening the door, a wave of stale smoke hits me. The place is heaving (note the use of the word). No trouble avoiding the welcoming PRC contingent: a wildebeest herd of guys is constantly on the move along the circular trail, looking for green [i]pastures[/i].

I cross the [i]moving mass steam[/i], take a look around. Yikes. A few Cyclone chorus girls; the remainder just "space occupiers". Move towards the back. At least I get a smile and a punch on the arm from Miss 1000 (one day...). A couple of other true a-listers on station.

I join the herd migration... One thing I find is that the LONG walk serves one useful purpose: the grabbing africans recoil at finding my skin wet with sweat. One circuit, and things looking grim.

I dig in my cleats, take my stance. Chat with a couple of candidates, but... again, nice but NOT compelling. Exchange a few words with MR1, but, unfortunately, tonight, she is not mentoring (or perhaps already placed her "student" ). Damn.

Standing on the edge of the "trail", suddenly there is a commotion in front of me. The herd splits and there's one down, sick, puking on the floor. Charming - perhaps they need to raise the entrance fees... Friends pick him up (must be [u]true[/u] friends ), and the herd closes back in, filling the space.

I start heading for the door. Now there is a cute, vaguely familiar face in front of me. I know her, but can't remember if I [i]know[/i] her. She throws me a curve, saying her roommate, Y2, always talks about me, but I'll be damned if I know who she is talking about. As I'm trying to access the mental database, her predator eyes spot wealthier prey, she excuses herself, and off she goes.

I turn around: the umpire signals, Caught looking - STEEERIIIIKE TWO!

Step back out of the batter's box. Twice now, no swing and a miss, but caught looking, first at a fast ball, then a curve.

Now, it's serious. Time to dig in; one more shot. It's the Snake's batter's box: [b]Rattlesnake, 1:30 - 2:30.[/b]
After the LONG walk back to the car, it's a short drive over to the 'Snake, and, at this hour, parking is no problem. I sidestep the lurking PRC at the entrance to the patio, and move towards the door. Even at this hour, there is a group waiting to pay to get in. No side-stepping here.

Hand the cashier a 50, then caught with a stupid look on my face as I await change. No change, and no drinks included either. I step inside, and instantly feel ripped off. 50 dhs for this? At least with the old Cyclone, you were GUARANTEED quality for your 85 dhs.

It's a rough go through the scrum - what a poor bar design. Finally make it to the other side of the bar (not even trying to stop to order a drink), no real candidates in sight. Up the stairs, take a gander over the crowd. Suddenly, a friendly voice beside me (good news). The bad? It's Piper. As we exchange greetings, a PRC interjects herself, "you want massage?". I tell her I'm talking to my friend, turn back to Piper, get 3 more words out, and it's "You WANT massage?" Turn back, scold her lack of manners.

As I'm talking with Piper, over his shoulder I see Miss Silver Chain. Nice. My thoughts return to the conversation. Finished catching up, Piper returns to his friends. I turn to Miss SC; unfortunately, she's disappeared. I eye the crowd below - don't see. Only 1 thing to do...

I head back into the scrum. Do see that Big Sister has returned from a ST, but don't bother as I know her pricing. Tonight, she is actually overdressed, like someone coming from a cocktail party into a beer bar. Couple Cyclone chorus girls, looking bored. Two other tall, slender, hip-hugger pants, bare midriff, FLAT stomach, pushed up rack PRC's... but again, if only the face was a bit cuter...

One more pass through the seething mass - no Miss SC. Check outside - no. Another who has disappeared into the 'Snake's void.

Turning back, I hear the umpire's call: Caught looking - STEEERIIIIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUUUTTTTT!!!

One of the few times I've gone home alone, not by choice. Certainly any number who could serve [i]the purpose[/i], but caught looking at the [i]compelling[/i] ones. Not even a swing and a miss tonight. My timing must have been off after that 1st [i]fast ball[/i] blowing past me.

Sometimes just better to cut your losses; there's always tomorrow night's game. But for tonight:

[i]Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Sandville - mighty 11b has struck out.[/i]

[QUOTE=Innovation]Piper Dude -- yeah I was sitting in the cafe in the Crowne Plaza Mall on Thursday at that time and saw what must be Miss E strutting her stuff. Amazing coincidence. WOW.[/QUOTE]Yep, that was her. She's hard to miss. She waited at the coffee shop for me as I was running late, and mentioned a couple of times that she likes the coffee shop. Even on the way out she wanted to pop in there. What's so good about it? (Is it a pick-up place?)

BTW - you've been a member for over three years - glad my post encouraged your first post. Any more to come?

[b]Seaview, Friday, 9:00 - 1:00.[/b]
OK, the Seaview has just gotten too popular. Don't go there anymore!! Friday night, arrive 9:00, and all but one of the cocktail tables are RESERVED. With NAMES!!! On a FRIDAY!! SUMMER!!!! Only 1 left is the wg right rear table.

At that time, the place was fairly empty, but by 10 had filled, and by 11, it was difficult to move. First break, the dance floor was packed. Was there for the 1st two sets - rockin, as usual. Luckily enough, band closed their 2nd set with "Sweet Child of Mine" (I'm so used to their version, I think they do it better than G&R). I liked the tunes, my date the antics of the crowd ("Western people, not shy. In China, dance like that, but only after eat medicine." ).

Mr. "House of the Rising Sun" there, in full voice. Fun guy. Unfortunately, so was his opposite, Mr. Premature Lyrics. Does he really think THAT is entertaining. I felt sorry for his wife/gf/[u]minder[/u]...

By the 2nd set, the mosh pit line had formed at the edge of the dance floor. Call me old fashioned (I am), while I do admire the exuberance and energy (one "civilian" girl really showing her head thrashing abilities), but when it comes to knocking over tables and drinks... Glad we were sitting in a protected area.

By 1, the crowd had thinned, but still bit of a chore to blaze the path out. During the 4 hours I was there, very heavily male populated, but a lot, as usual, seemed interested in only drink/music. Certainly earlier on, some fine pickins available.

Definitely took the sting out of Thursday night's no-hitter.
[QUOTE=Davio]Did I somehow offend you by asking for help?[/QUOTE]Not at all. I was just doing a little READING of previous posts, and noticed an overlap: you looking for places to go, promising to write a report, and Glonoinum wanting some information.

[QUOTE=Davio]Did I somehow offend you by asking for help?[/QUOTE]
In fact by asking some basic questions without even bothering to search the previous posts you may have offended some sensibilities.
If you look at this issue from the perspective of the main contributors (not me, I owe the forum a couple of reports but I am too depressed to write them down) it is not nice when people take you for granted.
I am surprised nobody pointed this to you yet... must be summertime laziness.
Take care and check previous posts to find answers to 99% of your questions, if you do nto have the time for that, then why should you expect anybody else to have it for you?

[QUOTE=11Bravo][b]Seaview, Friday, 9:00 - 1:00.[/b]

If you were sat in the far right corner then I was probably sat near you from about 11.30 onwards with my Ethiopian friend.

Mr. "House of the Rising Sun" there, in full voice. Fun guy. Unfortunately, so was his opposite, Mr. Premature Lyrics. Does he really think THAT is entertaining. I felt sorry for his wife/gf/[u]minder[/u]

Each of the times I have been there Mr Rising sun has also be there. Does he not have a home to go to? Agree with you about Mr Premature. Let the band sing please they are much better than the crowd. The everescence solo number sang by one of the 4 girls was excellent. Almost as good as the short one from the Rock Spiders who also does it. Anyone know if any of the singers are up for some fun? Those high boots with long heels do something for me.

(one "civilian" girl really showing her head thrashing abilities),

The girl with the red T-shirt. Are you sure she is a civilian? If not and she is a CIS WG and she has that much energy in bed she will be some shag.

Some nice PRC girls in there earlier on but kept getting hassled by big african girls. Did not believe me when I said gf was on the way.

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Greetings,

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[QUOTE=GroinStrain]If you were sat in the far right corner then I was probably sat near you from about 11.30 onwards with my Ethiopian friend.[/quote]No, I was standing.

[quote=GroinStrain]Each of the times I have been there Mr Rising sun has also be there. Does he not have a home to go to? Agree with you about Mr Premature. Let the band sing please they are much better than the crowd.[/quote]Part of the fun is the crowd participation. Mr Rising Sun I like - I really don't know him, but a nice guy, he can sing, and singing WITH the band (with their encouragement), unlike Mr. Premature Lyrics. I kept hoping the bouncers would throw him out. Aged drunks, who THINK they are entertaining, AREN'T.
[QUOTE=GroinStrain]Anyone know if any of the singers are up for some fun?[/quote]Dream on...
[QUOTE=GroinStrain]The girl with the red T-shirt. Are you sure she is a civilian?[/quote]Fairly certain, think she was the wife/gf of someone in the young "contractor" group, stage left.

[QUOTE=Uzinuzin]As a first timer, I found the girls are particularly clever and hell bent in cheating you, two PRC I had gave the best service, best attitude, relax and trying to please, full mark to them.[/QUOTE]Given I usually don't have anything to do myself on the weekend, or what I do have to do is not time critical, I normally let her sleep in. If I'm awake and she's still sleeping, rather than wake her up, I'll go into the home office, check e-mail, surf the net, post, watch some tv, whatever, waiting till she wakes up.

The "danger" is, for those "just putting in time", she gets up, gets dressed (no arguements from anyone :) ) , comes out to where I am with a "I go home now". In that state (fully dressed), I've found it's difficult to convince them to go back to bed... :( Not worth it to me to argue about it; mark it down to "now I know".

So kudos to those that do appreciate the consideration, and deliver the morning wakeup on the sofa...

[QUOTE=11Bravo] unlike Mr. Premature Lyrics. I kept hoping the bouncers would throw him out. Aged drunks, who THINK they are entertaining, AREN'T.
[/QUOTE]Is this the white shirted [b]Numbhead[/b] who always bellows out "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mark Knoffler!" ? The first six times I saw his little act, it was only tedious. Now? I advocate capital punishment.

GroinStrain: IMHO, if the singers were available, there would be queue around the block. ;)

Ziadinho: I would bet this charge (for ISG) would be just another non-descriptive transaction, check the FAQ, but I would not worry about it.

Hi,

Reaching Dubai Tomm and staying in Astoria Hotel Bur Dubai, looking to have fun.

Can anyone help? Interested in 2 females, haven't tried that anytime?

Awaiting replies,

Chao

[QUOTE=Ziadinho]I want to subscribe for a senior membership. Has anyone done this with a credit card issued in the UAE. Are there any laws against this or should I go ahead. Tips on this will be helpful.[/QUOTE]I had no problems doing this. Go for it :)

This is my first report since joining (have been a lazy, passive viewer till now. Thought it was time to start giving back! ).

I'm not a regular participant in Dubai (family is here) but can enjoy when the opportunity arises. Have visited Cyclone before and although the selection was pretty good, the atmosphere was a bit too 'supermarket' for me. Bright lights, girls hanging around with blanks face, etc

Tried Rattlesnake forthe first time last week (Thursday night) and was impressed! I wasn't on the hunt so could sit back and enjoy. Visited pretty early (around 9:30 pm) and of course quiet but within 30 minutes the place was filling up nicely. Atmosphere was more reminiscent of Asia. Basically a nice bar with lots of girls, happy for a chat and not necessarily straight to price talk. Saw one stunning and young PRC (didn't look so Chinese actually but not quite Filipina either) and a number of Africans which gave me pause to think that maybe I'm missing something by never having sampled the dark continent.

Didn't get to pricing but would recommend the place for an enjoyable evening of shopping with some quality girls on offer.

Popped into York briefly last night around 8pm, had a drink and a game of pool. Even at that early hour there were a few girls worth considering (African). Received an SMS from pals who were in the Music Room at Majestic, so joined them around 830 for a few games of pool. I SMSd SteveStx, who cannot post on ISG anymore, but has been posting his entertaining Marathon Man reports on another forum (intense temporary bachelorhood shagging and partying almost every night for over two weeks). He's losing weight. ;)

I'm in love with the tiny cute little Filipina waitress at Majestic, who at one point surprised me with a playful massage. Unbelievably, she has two kids. She looks way to young.

Steve rolled up at Majestic and we had a few laughs in between games, then he dragged me to Seaview (not one of my favorite places, but it was fine last night). He found one of his favorite girls (CISNoura) and was set up for the night. Suddenly, Noura brought her friend Sasha over and had her put her arms around me. I wasn't too fussed on Sasha at first, but she grew on me, and felt good. She passed the hard-on test. :) She looks a little unusual in a shy young Minnie Driver sort of way. New in town and almost no English. Took her number and bid my farewells. My own bachelor days start in a few days, so will take it easy until then.

There was a decent mix of nationalities at Seaview - CIS, Chinese, African, and Filipinas. I'll be a heretic on this thread and admit: I don't think much of the band, in terms of music or looks.

Gentlemen,

have not been in dubai for two years. Used to love Cyclone, and a member here (justsumfun) send me a number for morning madame. Madame's phone is off, what's the deal for the morning?

what about night? Cyclone, or hardrock cafe used to be the thing. pls advise the local to find CIS chicks, where is RattleSnake and Seaview? do they compare to the variety of cyclone? can one get BBBJ like two years ago.... a friend said that Dubai is too commercial now..

regards

Fellow Mongers

I was upo in Dubai yesterday evening and not for business! Mongering and meeting another ISG memeber.

Had a nice time meeting Groin Strain last night with Miss A (andrea) from Abu Dhabi - another Filipina (see teh AD FRs on her).

Nice threesome, A liked the way we shagged her hard doggy – she was telling GS to do it harder :) And she is only a petite spinner as well. Smiles all the way back to Abu Dhabi, she enjoyed herself.

So did GS – he came within millimeters of giving himself a facial as he was a happy camper too :) I will let him explain that on ;)

GS will post the FR.

Thanks again GS, great hospitality, nice night and Miss A also had fun – and the phone card to really made her happy too.

See you soon GS. Pics posted later as I am on the move again (well this old bugger needs the rest having shagged A most days since I have been back…)

Hi everyone,

I'm just having a look around on this site. It is massive, what can't you find here! I am a highclass independant escort based on the Gold Coast Australia. I would love to come over & work in Dubai for about a month. Can anyone give me any information in regards to this. Eg, no go away there are already plently of ladies here/ or yes there is lots of work, etc etc. Hope there is someone on this forum who wouldn't mind taking the time to respond.

XxxPussy Babe

Well after seeing the pics of Andrea a few day ago with WR and Sekisu I decided that I needed to get some Filipina pussy ASAP. Being a lazy bastard and also not wanting to wait to the weekend for a 1st trip to Ratsky I thought I would drop WR a line. That and the fact that Andrea looked incredible and sounded horny as hell made my mind up.

Anyway WR gave me a few names of Filipina friends of his in Dubai but also suggested that maybe he could drive up with Andrea and either disappear for a couple of hours or stick around for a 3sum. Andreas 2nd but my 1st MMF. A couple of FFM ones before but thats another story. Decided that 3sum could be fun and invited them over.

Well they arrived last night and Andrea was looking fantastic. Lovely short skirt, tight top and high heels. If stockings had been worn it would have been the perfect ensemble. Subtle hint to WR there for next time.

It wasn't long before the top and knickers were off and my tongue came out to play. Andrea has a great shaved pussy and got nice and wet down there after being licked. She seemed to enjoy BBBJ and WR seemed to enjoy her skills also. I think next time I will request some more of her BBBJ skills as WR seemed to be getting more than his fair share. Not having a pop WR honest.

Retired to the bedroom for some much needed shagging. WR was right when he said she likes it hard. I now have 1 bed requiring maintenance before wifey returns. I don't think she will believe me if I say I took up trampolining during the summer break. If the noise coming from Andrea was anything to go by she was enjoying herself. Her favourite position is doggy which surprise surprise is also mine. There is nothing better than having a cute arse in your hands whilst watching your dick go in and out. Unfortunately with WR around I kept getting a bit camera shy. Subsequently, as Andrea wanted more shagging, WR was banished by her to the sitting room. I don't think he minded but 10 minutes later the flash would be off again and he had sneaked back.

I wasn't clock watching but we were at it for quite a while in all sorts of positions. She seemed surprised that I had not cum by this stage but I find it very difficult with a condom on. Only solution was to take it off and let her wank me. Very nice especially whilst sucking her pussy. I think I did that anyway. It's all a bit of a blur now. Finished off wanking myself with her sucking on my nipples, her long hair on my chest. Further to WR comment about almost giving myself a facial suffice to say that when I did eventually come it almost reached my chin. And unfortunately that is not due to the length of my dick. I think it beats my distance record for the last 20 years. In conclusion that sums up how sexy, cute and what a great fuck Andrea is.

I will be requesting Andrea's prescence for an allnighter soon. This time on her own. No offence intended WR it's just that I know you will be out of the country.

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