Great mongers think alike!
Hi, A. E, glad to hear we run in the same circles and seem to have similar tastes.
Nicoletta is indeed a little dear with incredible looks, lovely natural bod and enthusiastic service. I just did my second session with her last week and look forward to as many more as I can manage. The only downsides are that her bedroom is really dark and cramped, and her availability can be limited. Outcall can solve the first, the second (for me, anyway) is more a matter of lucky timing. She was not available on three of my earlier trips to London this year, so it's good I've been able to see her on my last two passes through.
When you ran into Ingrid, did you happen to be visiting Mary Rose or Lucy Jade (also of Anna's Angels)? They all live in the same building, though every flat in that place might be full of escorts for all I know. I've previously seen both before. I would recommend Mary (smallish tits with but with incredible nips!) though not sure if I'll return due to other options. I think some time back I used Lucy as an example of how aggressive AA can be with their Photoshop kit. I was not impressed and did not care to proceed past the BBBJ / CIM.
Happy Hunting,
EM
[QUOTE=Altered Ego; 1180733]Hi El Mujerista.
Coincidentally I have seen three of the four girls you mention in your post below. Ingrid I saw a couple of times about 3 years ago. I ran into her again earlier this year when she dropped by an apartment belonging to another escort who I was visiting (I believe she was there to pick up some clothes). She didn't seem to have aged much in the intervening period. If I remember correctly, her tits were not her best feature, but I agree with you about fake ones – they are a complete turn-off.
Sarah I saw once about 2 years ago. Cute girl but for some reason she seemed a bit nervous, which was weird because I'm the least threatening guy imaginable.
Nicoletta I saw in June this year (as reported in post 3184). Personally I would rate her more highly than either of the other two in both services and looks (and as you know her tits are real).
Regards.
A. E.[/QUOTE]
A London punt. SS, HOD, LMP
with one day off, a visitor from scotland has to cram in as much as he can using reliable value-for-money outlets. not easy in london, but here goes.
[b]the warm up[/b]
a long way from its heyday of sultry sexy strippers, the london stripper scene had gone through another phase since i last visited. i can recall a young girl in a reverie having an artistic but real-life wank on stage while punters shifted nervously eyeing their neighbours for the unspeakably awful hands in pants. then mr stringfellow told us what we really wanted was america-style sexless gyrating to pop music at a higher price. upping the ante even more, we get 'private' dances that are tantalising but even more of a rip off.
dean street's sunset strip in soho is, at least, not a clip joint. for £15 you get continuous striptease – of a sort. a loudspeaker points out that girls are not being paid to strip, so all tips and private dances are "much appreciated." seems to me like a form of begging. in the days when the management paid the dancers rather than the other way round, the women would at least make an effort to put on a good show in good faith. nowadays it merely a sales track to sell you a private dance. i was subjected to what amounted almost to verbal abuse by some girls for refusing to tip. i did have one private dance, just to see what it was like. pretty awful. you can get more for a fiver in edinburgh than you do for £20 here. regulations don't allow any touching whatsoever, so an actual lapdance is out of the question. if you really want to stare at a girl's fanny for three minutes, the nude peep show in tisbury court (£2 a minute) is maybe better value, although the latter has a murky plastic viewing window of course. at least in sunset strip you get to sit in comfort and drink at no worse than average prices. bear in mind that if you get the wrong door to any of these places, you can end up in a clip joint, hundreds of pounds worse off. also that you can get a ten minute shag with any of the women advertising as 'models' in the walk-ups for the same price as a private dance at sunset strip.
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[b]shagging. [/b]
time to give the tried and tested house of divine a whirl. pleasant receptionist taking booking over the phone. 30mins with trinity for £60. 19yrs, slim, quite good looking though no trace of make-up. upmarket main door in south kensington, near baden-powell house. she's pleasant and chatty if workmanlike. the plush entrance hall leads onto a reasonably outfitted bedroom. the towel laid on the bed was a bit tacky though. i'm offered a shower on arrival, which i declined having just bathed. worth noting that i asked for one afterwards, and told i could have one if the bathroom was free, but that a shower normally comes out of the paid half-hour. pleased i didn't have one when i arrived then! trinity was reasonably obliging although when i asked her to go easy on the lube she told me, 'you won't feel it with a condom on, ' as she filled up with the squishy stuff. oh right. and how exactly would you know? actually, with my luxury mates skyns, i can feel just about everything – until you cover yourself with lube, at which point, no, i can't feel much of anything at all. a few minutes in doggy and wipe off some gunge to get a semblance of friction, re-entering in mish. i get a polite reminder about time a few minutes before the end of my allotted half hour (quite unnecessary as i always time myself out of courtesy).
all things considered, about the same level as a mid-range edinburgh parlour / sauna. pretty enough girl. services standard (ro, owo, a few positions, so plusses and minuses). trinity's bj technique was excellent. if i faulted the experience at all, i'd fault the management rather than the girl, but pretty good value at £60.
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[b]intermission[/b]
from south ken, it's a pleasant walk through the park to lancaster gate and lmp, plus (a note for brasil-lover punters) you can get a nice acai at the brazilian cafe in queensway market.
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[b]more shagging[/b]
a visit to london isn't complete with a lady marmalade party. in terms of value-for-money and sheer warmth and friendliness, they are hard to beat. the last time i visited, i mentioned that, although i had enjoyed myself, i didn't find the 'party spirit' of the girls up to the usual very high standard, but emma explained that there had been several new girls on that day who weren't quite aware of the lmp way of doing things. any qualms were put quickly to rest this time. remarkably, even with so many big parties every week, there is incredible attention to personal detail. i had mentioned when booking that i was looking forward to seeing a particular lady again and, sure enough, she was waiting to lead me though to some action as soon as i had showered.
a word on showering – lmp encourage you to arrive a bit early if you want to, so as to shower and be ready the minute the party starts. other than that, it's easy enough to pop in for quick freshen ups during the course of a two-hr session. at the end of the party, with several people wanting to shower, one lovely lady was on 'cock-wash' duty ('assisted' showers). accompanied by much good humour and banter all round.
lmp is a party – aka orgy. i lost count of the number of 'daisy chains' i had. i'd be going down on one girl, while caressing the leg of a girl getting shagged next to me, another girl comes through and finds my cock to suck, and so on.
there's a motto hung across one of the pictures in lmp's luxury pad: 'sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. ' i thought about that for a moment. my guess is that it depends who you are paying the money to. often it feels very much like a transaction, sometimes satisfying in a selfish sort of way and sometimes a rip-off. lmp is one of the very, very few experiences i can think of where it does, quite frequently at least, feel wholesome, beautiful and natural. for instance, i'm about to change position and take my head out of the nether regions of a lovely young woman and there is something akin to a hilarious security alert with both emma and the young lady pointing out that she was about to come (yeah, i resume and she explodes nicely all over my face). similarly you pay your money afterwards – it feels like a courtesy to cover the costs of a nice party that someone has been kind enough to organise. your valuables are left in an envelope, that's all. you instinctively know you can trust everyone here and there's an immense amount of goodwill. not to mention hard work. organiser emma works incredibly hard ensuring everything runs smoothly, even down to asking the girls to 'hide the lube' when i'm about. or bringing me a nice glass of white wine as two ladies work on my cock and my hand strokes the cleft of a third.
overall cost, £140 for two hours, all inclusive. ladies on shift were chanelle, lisa, monique, jewels, izabellah, samantha, jasmine. i sessioned with all of them on this occasion except chanelle, who i did however manage to fondle nicely. girls varied – i'd put a couple as at least a 9. services fairly standard for a situation where lots of folk involved and up to the individual girl – some liked dfk some not. some allowed fingers inside, some not. most of my oral was owo though bear in mind i do try to keep it spanking clean in between ladies – i'm not sure if they all offer this. great crowd and atmosphere – from the gents as well as the ladies. excellent value for money, but even more importantly a very congenial experience. if i had to pick a fault, i'd say that the website tells you very little about the girls. i'd saved the photos and looked at them several times on the way but was hard pushed to identify anyone that i didn't know already. the pics are accurate, just a bit bland. a size 10 blonde looks the same as a size 6 brunette. this is maybe intentional though as, given that they are generally all pretty gorgeous, it gets you to focus on them as individual personalities with great bedroom skills rather than marketing them like blow-up dolls. i still haven't managed to shag emma.
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links:
[url]www.sunsetstrip.co.uk[/url]
020-7437-7229; 30 dean st; nearest tube, tottenham court road.
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[url]www.houseofdivine.com[/url]
0777257-40234; nearest tube, south kensington.
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[url]www.ladymarmaladeparties.com[/url]
07805-599001; nearest tube, lancaster gate (but queensway is also very close, and bayswater and paddington are also easy walking distance).
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RE: Great Minds Think Allike
Hi E. M.
Regarding who I was visiting the last time I ran into Ingrid: sorry but I can't remember her name. It wasn't Mary Rose or Lucy Jade. She was a pretty young thing with a nice personality, but I got the impression she kept keeping me talking in order to delay the 'action'; after a couple of visits I gave up on her. I think I booked her via Alphababes but she is not on their website any more.
I have never met Lucy Jade or Mary Rose. I remember reading a review about a year ago that Mary Rose has had a boob job, so perhaps this was after you saw her?
I'm a little bit envious that you have seen Nicoletta twice recently, maybe I will have to break my 'one visit only' rule on this occasion!
Talking of silicone, I fancied an Asian last weekend so broke my normal 'real tits only' rule and went to see this girl:
[url]http://www.007escorts.co.uk/es_monica.html[/url]
Her implants were too big for her small frame and rather hard. Had an OK time with her (although her English was not great, and you could get better for a lot less in her home country!). She did at least attempt KWT but was not very good at it. She looked about 19, so when she told me her real age I got a bit of a shock (she is quite a lot older. Maybe she has had some work done on her face as well as her chest!). Said that her younger sister was also working for the same agency (I think she meant Alicia) but I didn't ask if they do a duo.
For real Asian boobs I would recommend Alice (not to be confused with Alicia) from the same agency.
AE.
[QUOTE=El Mujerista; 1180776]Hi, A. E, glad to hear we run in the same circles and seem to have similar tastes.
Nicoletta is indeed a little dear with incredible looks, lovely natural bod and enthusiastic service. I just did my second session with her last week and look forward to as many more as I can manage. The only downsides are that her bedroom is really dark and cramped, and her availability can be limited. Outcall can solve the first, the second (for me, anyway) is more a matter of lucky timing. She was not available on three of my earlier trips to London this year, so it's good I've been able to see her on my last two passes through.
When you ran into Ingrid, did you happen to be visiting Mary Rose or Lucy Jade (also of Anna's Angels)? They all live in the same building, though every flat in that place might be full of escorts for all I know. I've previously seen both before. I would recommend Mary (smallish tits with but with incredible nips!) though not sure if I'll return due to other options. I think some time back I used Lucy as an example of how aggressive AA can be with their Photoshop kit. I was not impressed and did not care to proceed past the BBBJ / CIM.
Happy Hunting,
Them[/QUOTE]
Lady Marmalade Party. DO NOT MISS
At the advice of a previous poster, I visited the LMP night before last. What a fun, unique and exceptionally good value this experience is.
I've often heard of and been intrigued by the sex party scene and prior to the other night had never been to one. I can see where this might not be for everyone, but if you're looking for something different than the usual one on one and seek a great value for your dollar then the LMP CANNOT BE BEAT!
It's located in the basement of [blue][Private Street Address deleted by Admin][/blue] just on the north side of Hyde Park. I attended the 7p party which started promptly on time and lasted exactly 2 hours. As previously described, you're greeted by friendly people given a shower and robe and valuables placed in an envelope. The party is spread over three rooms each with two beds and chairs. You can wander from room to room observing till you find the right place and moment to join in. The girls are varied in ethnicity but all are beautiful, friendly and anxious to serve. If you've never done it before it is quite a rush to have you're balls licked by a gorgeous brazilian girl as she's being pounded from behind by another chap and at the same time the Ukranian hottie to your right is giving service to two other fellows less than a foot away. All of the guys at my party seemed to pop pretty soon after the opening bell which allows an opportunity to go upstairs for a drink, snack and rehab till returning to the fray. The two hours is a perfect interval of time to visit all of the girls to your liking without feeling rushed. It all ends in one room for the last 5-10 minutes in one big sexy mash. If Austin Powers were in town he would DEFINITELY be here!
Afterward I showered with two gorgeous girls, paid the fee and walked into the cool night air with the biggest smile my face has seen in a while. The only negative I can think of isn't much of a negative at all and that is the party is located in the basement of a building sans AC so it's a very hot and sweaty experience. Appropriate though a bit uncomfortable.
If there's a better experience to value deal in town I'd like for someone to tell me what it is. IMHO the LMP is the one to beat and I just booked my second visit tomorrow.
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