In case you dooods have forgotten.
Chocha is the main asset for "smokin hot" chicas in Latin America (a place that has no social program safety nets like in the US or some parts of Europe). No matter how many times I turn down "urgent" request to send money to pay "la luz, "arriendo", "comida", somehow these chicas never die and still have datos to log onto facebook and WhatsApp, lmao!
A hot chica in Latin America is not going hungry or without a roof over her head. She will find some hombre there that will let her exchange that chocha for a warm bed and a hot meal until she can get back on her feet and from under him.
Trip Report, Medellin Virgin
I read the last few hundred forum pages. Thanks to all the posters, especially PolloNegro, JjBee62, Tasss, and TheCarlAnthony. I specifically bookmarked and studied their content which helped me plan and visualize the details of my adventure.
I don't speak Spanish conversationally. I only know basic words and relied heavily on Google translate.
Day 1 - Landed, customs line was long due to two planes arriving at the same time. Afterwards, I immediately got a Claro sim at a small shop in the airport. 16 k for 1 GB data, working number, and 7 service days. I paid a little more at the airport but I wanted to get this crucial step out of the way. I ended up using 265 MB with Google maps, Chrome, WhatsApp, and Uber. My Airbnb (San Peter) had excellent WiFi for backing up touristy photos and videos online.
I hopped on the 10 k bus to Centro which does go through the new tunnel. Sit on the right side for the best views. Arriving in Centro, I walked off the bus and was hit with the grittiness of the environment. I wasn't used to it. But, one week later, I left on that same bus back to the airport, and the area felt normal to me. As another poster pointed out, these are just normal people living their daily lives.
I walked through Plaza Botero and down Carrera 52 towards the San Antonio station. I saw several working girls but I just wanted to check-in and get settled. The metro to Estadio was packed but efficient.
After reaching my place, I got a $4 haircut, got cleaned up, then walked a few blocks to Aisha spa. Perfect location after a weary travel day. I got there 90 minutes before closing and the lineup was only three deep. Thankfully, two suited my tastes. I remember reading advice to guide your girl selection by how friendly she is and if you feel any chemistry in those first seconds. I picked the one I felt the most genuine warmth and interest from. When I entered the room, I greeted her with a loving hug and we got immediately down to business. Looks / Performance 7/8. I realize these ratings are unreliable because we all grade differently but some people might want numbers. 1 hour was 100 k, tipped 10 k. She wouldn't give me her WhatsApp and insisted I could only see her there.
It was now past 10 pm and I wanted to go to sleep but I was in Medellin. I continued with a plan to hit Parque Lleras on a Friday night after a nap. I read it peaks around midnight so the timing worked.
I grabbed an Uber and arrived at 12:15 am. The park was littered with lots of working girls. Before I started any park approaches, I wanted to dip into Gusto's to check this overpriced tourist attraction off my list. The place was jam packed, had hot women, and felt like a club for sure, but I only stayed for three minutes because I hate feeling like a sardine in a sea of people.
I started making my way around the park. I got hit with several 250 k quotes for 1 hour. I wasn't vibing with any of them, and didn't want to force a pick, so I didn't try to negotiate it down and kept moving. I ran into an especially interesting foursome with a callous ring leader. She looked wily and cold and did most of the talking for the group. I wasn't interested in that wood chipper, but some of her friends were warmer. One of them had a killer bod, but since they were in a pack mentality, I knew I had to move on or pay union prices. A duo immediately approached me afterwards. They weren't nearly as attractive but still wanted 250 k. The outlook was starting to look bleak. I kept on and spotted another duo, one of which was my type. They were on the move and I almost lost her in the crowd. I finally reached her and she had a great personality from the start, smart and strong but sweet. I asked for 2 hours and she quoted 200 k which I thought was fair considering the current environment and I was ready to leave because I had a tour booked in the morning. We cabbed it back.
I made sure to stock the place with beer, liquor, pastries, and a Bluetooth speaker for music (the TV ended up having a great searchable music video channel). The apartment ($30/ nt) was on a high floor with a great view that everyone loved.
This girl ended up being my favorite of the trip. She loved to dance close and was a lot of fun. I ended up doing TLN with her twice later in the week. I gave her 20 k for taxi. Looks / Performance 8/9.
Day 2 - Saturday, early afternoon, I decided to visit the infamous New Life. When I walked upstairs, there were already a lot of guys waiting around. I sat down in the open area near the stairs, ordered a water, and a few minutes later the lineup began. At first, I was impressed because most of the girls were solid and they just kept coming out the door one after another. Then, I started to get overwhelmed and had to start repeating the three names / numbers of my picks in my head so I wouldn't forget them all while taking in new ones. Then this stunner walked into the room. She was in a league of her own and everyone took notice. She belonged on the arm of a professional athlete. After the parade was over, for whatever reason, the lady in charge gave me first pick. Of course, I went with the stunner to the dismay of some of the other customers. Looks / Performance 10/8. I paid afterwards when time was tallied, 65 k for 45 min. New Life delivered a gem for only $19 USD. She wouldn't provide her WhatsApp to see customers outside. In hindsight, maybe I should have thrown a TLN number at her?
I then trotted to nearby Aiffe and got my own personal lineup of several girls. I liked three. New Life was definitely stronger. I ended up spending 30 minutes there with a bill of 45 k. Looks / Performance 7/6. She gladly provided her WhatsApp.
I decided to do a SW run through Centro during the early evening, 7:30 pm. My Uber driver warned me it was dangerous. Being a rookie, I played it safe and only took a copy of my passport, 60 k cash, my <$100 phone, and 20 k cash in my sock. I was only interested in taking someone back to my place. I started in Plaza Botero where I was still among police and tourists. I initially couldn't find anything to my liking. I eventually saw two girls next to one of the statues and approached the one I liked. Up close, they both looked too young, so I asked her how old she was. She claimed 18, but I knew I had to do an ID check. I asked for her cedula. She couldn't produce it right away and was pointing elsewhere and saying things in Spanish I didn't understand. Maybe someone was holding her ID or maybe she was asking we visit that hotel over there, I don't know. My gut told me to move on, so I did. During my time in the Veracruz area and Raudal, I turned girls down after approaching them because I wasn't feeling the vibe. Some girls turned me down because they didn't want to visit Laureles. They would only do nearby hotels. I heard a lot of "pssts" on my walk and got grabbed and pulled a few times. I never felt I was in any real danger, though, or I would have left. I eventually found a girl I liked on Carrera 53.
She was okay with doing 2 hours at my place for 120 k. In hindsight, I could have probably gotten TLN for a slight bump in price, but I was still new and concerned about security so I didn't want to do TLN just yet. She ended up staying 3 hours and offered a second pop but I was too drained for the day. She did try to get 60 k more before she left claiming she was owed for the third hour. I saw this scenario coming after the second hour was up. So, at that time, I reconfirmed our agreement for two hours only and if she wants to hang out in the apartment, that's on her. She was fine with it then but still tried to tack on hour 3. She did relent her request after I scrolled to the Google translate conversation we had earlier about the issue. I gave her an extra 20 k for taxi and tip. Looks / Performance 7/7.
DAY 3 - I continued my casa tour and tried out Sexy Amigas. A small lineup but, thankfully, there was one I liked. The lady in charge asks for the 1 hour, 80 k fee upfront. I give her 100 k and wait usually long for my change. Shortly after, the girl I picked wants to bring me to the room so I decide to get my 20 k after our session. Looks / Performance 7/7. I tip her 10 k. Before I leave, I ask the older lady for my change. She remembers but claims she already gave it to me. It gets amusing because she boldly insists we look at the security footage to prove it. There must be 6-7 people in the security area and we all look at the footage together, including the girl I was with. Of course, the video shows the lady taking my money but never walking back to me with the change. She is embarrassed and blames her old age. I was more interested in how that situation would play out than the missing $6. I did feel the error to be genuine.
I want to try out my first TLN. After an afternoon visit to Museo de Antioquia, it is 5 pm, and I find myself in Plaza Botero. I walk the Plaza and don't see anything to my liking. I walk the Veracruz area and I find some cuties but I get rejections for TLN. These girls don't want to leave the area, at least the nice ones I run into don't. I give up and walk a few blocks towards the San Antonio metro station. I stop dead in my tracks and tell myself I'm getting it done. I turn around and begin another lap. On the tail end of my final lap, I find one I like on the side of the church as I'm headed out of the area. She is agreeable to TLN at my place for 250 k. She seems inexperienced, so I do a cedula check just to be safe and find that she turned 18 four months ago. She says she can go at 7:30 and not now because it's too early. She has a point and I don't feel like waiting around, so I bump the offer to 300 k. She agrees but says she needs to call her family to sort out her kid situation if she's going to leave right now. She steps away for a few minutes and talks on the phone from a distance. When she gets back, she is now asking I pay her the full 300 k up front. I just smile and shake my head, no way that's happening. She doesn't back away from her position, so I walk. I make it a full block away when someone taps me. I turn around and it's her and she says my terms are fine. Before we leave, she asks I buy her something in the cafeteria behind the church near where I originally met her. I tell her she can eat anywhere she wants in Laureles when we hang out, but she really wants to have something now (I later find out she has never been to Carrera 70). I think she must be really hungry or doesn't trust I'll feed her, so I say fine, let's grab something at the cafeteria. She orders a milkshake. I don't get anything. I just smile and try to keep the mood positive. We chat a bit on Google translate and then her head starts darting around as she peers at the other side of the street like a rabbit trying to assess and track a situation. It is very pronounced and I start to feel like she is stalling for something. After she is ready to leave, she directs us to a cab on the other side of the street, and I soon find out she was peering at her parents. Her dad is driving the cab we are taking and her mother has some quick parting words for her as we climb into the cab. Her mother smiles at me as I leave with her daughter. Her parents were just looking out for her during the whole process. I had a fun evening with her. We went out to dinner. She is an amazing salsa dancer and tried to teach me in the apartment to no avail. Looks / Performance 8/7.
DAY 4 - The holiday I was unprepared for. In the afternoon, I show up to Paris Club and Masajes Zandalay both closed. I walk to New Life. Line up was very limited. I showed up too late as I saw some cuties coming and going with customers. I don't want to wait around so I hop into an Uber to Mayorista. I know it's early but it's on my list of things to see. After I pass on the Mayorista SW selection, I go back to the apartment and walk to Aisha. They are closed, too, of course. I decide to try the Medellin online scene for the first time. I didn't plan on doing any online stuff while here so I had no Facebook catalog ready. I tried Tinder but got no matches before my free likes ran out. I contacted several Prepagos girls I liked but the 150 k and below prices are for incalls, but I was too tired at this point to visit them. They wanted 230 k and up to show up at my place but I decided it was best to wait and visit Parque Lleras later where I can assess people in person. With that plan in mind, I put my head down to relax for a bit but ended up falling asleep for the night. I didn't realize how tired my body was.
Day 5 - After having checked off so many things off my to-do list, it was time for me to assess what I really liked and just stick to doing that. I immediately thought of my day one Parque Lleras girl. I also found that I really enjoyed my first TLN experience of hanging out and doing stuff beyond sex. So, I combined the two. Through WhatsApp, I offered her 200 k for TLN. She countered with 300 k and I accepted. Had a blast. Went out to dinner. Danced and drank in the apartment. Gave her 20 k for taxi. Looks / Performance 8/9.
Day 6 - I couldn't get enough of her last night, so we did TLN again. She took me to some cool places. She was such a sweetheart and really pampered me. My heart started to flutter for her so I knew it was time to switch girls.
Day 7 - I wanted to visit Aisha again in the late morning because it was conveniently within walking distance. The 11:15 am lineup only had three girls, but I was happy to see the other girl I wanted the first time I was there. 1 hour, 100 k, tipped 20 k. Looks / Performance 8/8. She was a great lover and I wanted it to continue so I immediately arranged TLN with her for my last night while getting dressed, cost was 400 k.
She arrived at 9 pm and we went to dinner. Afterwards, we drank her favorite liquor in my apartment and listened to music. We then took it to the bedroom and her performance was off the charts. She activated a whole new gear and I couldn't believe the animal she turned into. I ended up having the best sex of my life. Great way to end the trip. Tipped 20 k. Looks / Performance 8/10.
Tips for fellow novices. Frequently hold and caress them. It's a very physical culture. Initiate.
Speaking Spanish is not required. Google translate was my wingman. Use it even for tiny things so it becomes second nature. People have no problem with a language difference if they see a possible payday coming. You should still continually work on your Spanish because it will help you save time, money, and get better service.
Things you can do to help you relax Jeans, t-shirt, sneakers, faded cap if you're worried about sticking out. I felt comfortable enough later in the trip to dress up, except downtown. Keep the address of your hotel in your pocket for cabs. Keep spare money hidden on you if you're worried about being robbed. Only bring enough money and a little extra for that particular outing. Get a cheap <$100 phone. If you're worried about losing your stuff, then you have too much stuff on you.
I didn't feel unsafe during my entire trip. I only drank heavily in the apartment and kept all valuables out of sight when I had guests.
Enjoy your trip.