Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

I will be arriving at Bangkok shortly and will be staying at the Novotel close to the airport. Can anyone advise if MP available or close by. If available i will follow up with a report.

Went to Tulip yesterday for my first ever Bangkok massage. There were about 10 girls to choose from at around 10pm, I fancied 3 but settled for 1. Noo, a petite busty girl, claimed 26 but probably older. Big firm natural tits, maybe 5ft.Had a great service, the works. Anal was possibly on the menu as I fingered her butt but I was satisfied with just the pussy this time. Good BBBJ, plenty of rimming. Good body to body massage, deep kissing. Very sensual girl and her pussy was 1st class. Best fuck I've had in a long time, beats the Soi Cowboy Shebas gogo I had 3 days ago by a long way. Tipped 500bht.Super service, next time I will try 2 girls. Noo and there was one other girl in the lineup I really wanted to take too.

I haven't been to TL2 for quite some time. Maybe last year. Many girl changes.Actually I was heading to Mango, but saw this girl on the Soi walking to TL2, so couldn't resist following. Tried the this new girl N (working just 1 month) with pretty face and tall. Now that I look at web site:[url]http://www.thonglormassage.com/gallery.html[/url]I almost don't recognise her in the pic. Its heavily distorted. The real girl seems prettier to me :confused:She is actually 14cm taller that the web site quotes (model material). So assume that all the specs and ages quoted are pure bullshit.Quite reasonable massage, and quite good fun despite being somewhat inexperienced - so not in the "hot" department (wouldn't make the performance grade at the flower shop but superior in the looks department). But at least she really wanted it, which is important for me.Quite satisfied in the end, although those that require super BJ probably wouldn't be.

[QUOTE=M P Lurker]Quite reasonable massage, and quite good fun despite being somewhat inexperienced - so not in the "hot" department (wouldn't make the performance grade at the flower shop but superior in the looks department). But at least she really wanted it, which is important for me.Quite satisfied in the end, although those that require super BJ probably wouldn't be.[/QUOTE]Lots of decent looking girls and some cuties. Same pricing structure as the flower shop?

[QUOTE=M P Lurker]I haven't been to TL2 for quite some time. Maybe last year. Many girl changes.Actually I was heading to Mango, but saw this girl on the Soi walking to TL2, so couldn't resist following. Tried the this new girl N (working just 1 month) with pretty face and tall. Now that I look at web site:[url]http://www.thonglormassage.com/gallery.html[/url]I almost don't recognise her in the pic. Its heavily distorted. The real girl seems prettier to me :confused:She is actually 14cm taller that the web site quotes (model material). So assume that all the specs and ages quoted are pure bullshit.Quite reasonable massage, and quite good fun despite being somewhat inexperienced - so not in the "hot" department (wouldn't make the performance grade at the flower shop but superior in the looks department). But at least she really wanted it, which is important for me.Quite satisfied in the end, although those that require super BJ probably wouldn't be.[/QUOTE]Some of the chicks there are simply gorgeous. Personal experience with "Coco" (pr. GoGo), "Benz" (Ben), and "Blue" (Fa). Each of which were top drawer in looks. Like really attractive girls you might see in Central World food center or in the queue at the Siam BTS interchange. Impressive. Understand easily how you got sidetracked from Mango.My experience, in each case, at both Thonglors: 'Barely put mouth on' in a CBJ, and all seemed like they had been only done by Thai BFs in the past, not much training in 'farang'. DATY seemed to be a new experience, and of course later they all said, 'too big'. But then did get into it after plenty of slow wet encouragement. (It ain't too big)The rooms there are nice. It's like a cross between an uptown spa massage and a Soi 24/1 boom boom shop.Each and every girl was unique of character and unforgettable. One of which, I kept asking myself, "Man, is this like one of the cutest chicks you have ever done in Thailand or what? " And in each case, the pics did not represent reality, reality being much better for some odd reason. Make sure you do a line-up.Experience much the same. Satisfied and fulfilled each time. Not in the way of the more hedonistic venues in the neighborhood, but the experience is as different as the place itself. Beautiful beautiful girls.Thanks very much for reminding Mick.

[QUOTE=Pita123]Lots of decent looking girls and some cuties. Same pricing structure as the flower shop?[/QUOTE]Well you should know the extras cost the same at most Oilies: 500 HJ, 1000 BJ, 1500 FS. The downstairs massage/room prices vary a bit but I don't pay much attention.Girls do not make any money from massage, so those wanting massage only must go to an "above board" establishment if not intending to "tip" the girl for extras.Otherwise the girl will be very pissed off having to work hard for free.

Having read some recent positive reports about the Mango Oily MP that has recently opened on Soi 24, I thought that I would give it a try instead of the nearby better established Tulip or the myriad of other oilies that have opened up in the area, no doubt cashing in on the success of the likes of Tulip. Mango is at the bottom of the first short lane on the left as you approach from Sukhumvit. Easy 200 yard walking distance from Phrom Phong Skytrain station. It has apparently been open a little over 2 months.You enter a split level room with reception on the right and all the lovelies (you hope!) seated on sofas at the top end of the room. On my recent visit there were about 8 girls, half of whom I immediately discounted as not being of my type. Of the remainder I used the tried and tested formula of going for the one with the broadest, most welcoming smile, I ended up with Bo, who although perhaps not the most pretty girl on offer, she had that certain something that promised a good time. And again I had luckily picked a winner.The room, which was on the 3rd floor, are of a similar size and basic furnishings to the ones at Tulip. A bed, a side table and hooks on the doors which when loaded with your clothes, fortunately cover the little perverts window set high in the door! A walk-in shower and shiny non non-slip tile floor (so watch your footing guys, when leaving the shower) completes the room.I won?t bore you with the all of the down and dirty details but this girl is dynamite. Everything that I could think of to do with her was on offer (except anal which she was coy about and I did not push but I imagine was on the menu) and some things that were her ideas. This included a memorable moment when she impaled herself on my big toe and proceeded to genuinely pleasure herself for some minutes. It was a sight for tired eyes and an astonishing performance. I have only had one other similar experience to compare and that was with a Mancunian MP skeg queen whose party trick was to stick your whole foot inside!. I kid you not. Like dipping your foot in a bucket of tripe:D.Bo also rimmed to perfection and then licked me all over and then gave me an excellent oily massage using her pussy alone along my legs and back. This is something I had not experienced on previous visits to the otherwise excellent Tulip and like the soapy pussy massage, is a great feeling as her oiled-up twat glides over your skin. Delicious.An altogether excellent experience. I live in the Philippines and so I am used to high quality pussy and the consummate GFE which Filipinas offer. But there is still IMHO, there is still no women more precision engineered for all out, raunchy, PSE bonking than a horny Thai.girl. In summary on Bo of MangoLooks - 7Body ? 8 if you like the slender, small breasted, firm assed, no kids look that I do. She has particularly delicious meaty nipples, great for gnawing on, which she likes. She also likes it a little rough and loves to have her butt slapped hard.Performance - 10 but really off the scale as she tried really hard to give me a memorable performance.Price was slightly higher than Tulip at 800 for the basic 2 hour session. Same 1500 to the girl. Incidentally they gave me a card on leaving which if stamped on each visit gives a free 1 hour massage on the 10th visit.Thank you to the members here without whom I would never have found this excellent place. ISG membership has come up trumps again. I?m a novice regarding the unique oilies of Bangkok so rely on the real experts here to point me in the right direction.Heres a few photo's.

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]Price was slightly higher than Tulip at 800 for the basic 2 hour session. Same 1500 to the girl. [/QUOTE]Great report! I'm starting to think that I need to try this place out sometime this month.Just FYI a 2 hour session at Tulip also costs 800 for the room.

Had a fantastic Saturday night. First had dinner at If It Swims We Have It on Soi 24. It is an expensive restaurant but it is such a unique experience of cruising the seafood market, picking out your fish/prawns/lobster, and having it prepared exactly like you want it is truly one of Bangkok?s best eating experiences. Then off to the Poseidon Entertainment Complex on Ratchadapisek. If you haven?t visited one of these mammoth, full-service massage parlors...you are missing out on one of Thailand?s best experiences. At Poseidon, they have a fishbowl of 30-40 women on the first floor going for 2,000 to 3,000 baht. That includes massage, full-service, and use of a hotel room. On the second floor, are the ?super models? who instead of being in a fishbowl, are paraded in front of you while you relax in their comfortable lounge chairs and enjoy your favorite beverage. You can also order food. The prices on the second floor start at 3,900 baht and go up from there. The ?super model? girls were attractive but not spectacular. I actually said to the friend I was with that I thought the girls at Tilac and Baccara in Soi Cowboy were better looking. Didn?t see anything I wanted so I went to J-One. Like Poseidon, it had two fishbowls. The larger one, holding 25-30 ?standard? women, priced at 2000, 2500, and 3000. I?d say that 90% of them were too old, too heavy, or just average looking. There was a small handful that I?d call pretty. The waiting/lounge area is nice at J-One. Live entertainment, comfortable tables to eat what looked like delicious food, and plush, comfortable seating.The second, but much smaller, fishbowl only had 3 girls in it. These were supposed to be the ?super models? and while they were very attractive, I wouldn?t call them spectacular. They did have one girl with blonde hair, huge implants, dressed up like a cowgirl by the door and were offering her services for 4,500! She was gorgeous and had a smoking hot body...but not worth 4,500 to me. Just as I was getting to leave, a spectacular piece of ass come down the elevator. Truly one of the most beautiful faces and bodies I have seen in all of Thailand. She was so gorgeous that I grabbed her instantly and didn?t even ask about price. Her name is Amp and was 3,000.Paid the cashier, went upstairs for the usual, a sensual scrapping in a large Jacuzzi style bath, followed by some great fucking in the adjacent bed. My only complaint was that she wouldn?t give a bareback blowjob. Sessions last 90 minutes and you?re allowed to get as many shots in during that time as you can. I should haven known better to ask first before buying, which is a lesson to all us mongers. Don?t be shy about telling these girls what you want before you buy. By the way, the rooms have no toilet so I recommend you hit the bathroom before going upstairs. J-One is much superior to Poseidon and I highly recommend it.

[QUOTE=Minuteman]Then off to the Poseidon Entertainment Complex on Ratchadapisek. If you haven?t visited one of these mammoth, full-service massage parlors...you are missing out on one of Thailand?s best experiences. Didn?t see anything I wanted..[/QUOTE]Well, you've certainly persuaded me! :)

So off I went this morning to Mango Massage. Easy to find - first lane on the left with a few other MPs, not the first little alleyway.Went in just behind a skanky old Japanese guy who looked like a hobo clutching his plastic bag. The line-up was only 4 girls, plus one with wet hair who poked her head around the curtain. I was a bit concerned that skanky-san would pinch the best looker, but either he was a regular or he was just given the first girl on the roster as there didn't seem to be any discussion before he was ushered upstairs.I was handed a menu which I barely glanced at, offering standard massages, etc. I did my usual trick of asking the girls' names to give myself a moment or two to consider. They all looked pretty good to me, but three of them had very similar looks, and the other one was more my preference.So 'Game' it was. Upstairs to a very small cell, sorry, room. Even smaller than the flower shop, but more modern and no smell from the drains. I was offered a drink and went for a Singha, and offered one to Game as well, which she accepted. Incidentally I never seem to pay for drinks at these places - hope it's not an oversight and the girls end up paying?Anyway, Game is very cute. Not much English, 25, one baby, OK figure (which means fabulous by UK standards!). All very familiar routine to those who know the flower shop, including a BBBJ in the shower, which I do love. Then on to the bed. To be honest, it was a 'spirit is willing but the flesh is weak' day for me, so Game had to do stirling work with the BJs to keep me going. And she did it very well - certainly up there with the best. A familiar slurping technique - now where have I come across that before?All in all a very enjoyable experience. No complaints but nothing out of the ordinary. I'm starting to sound very jaded, but I'm not, it was a great time, and over (2 hours) all too soon. In all my time in Thailand I have never been offered anal. I have asked and tried it a few times and I'm not that bothered. I think it is to do with my massively over-sized equipment :). Anyway, this time was no exception so we enjoyed several standard positions of which doggy was particularly pleasant. Had two sessions and enjoyed 'em both.Showered, dressed and walking down the stairs, when Game grabs me urgently and whispers about money. No worries so I give her 1500 Bht, after she makes me move away from the 1st floor window. What's that all about? It wasn't as if there was any debate about what I had come for, or pretence of giving a massage, apart from the menu card at the start. I suppose there is no harm in being cautious...I paid my 800 Bht downstairs and was given a card with 'free 1 hour session after every 7 sessions', which equates to 400 Bht off the 8th session. (The card says after 10 sessions, but it is marked for the 8th).

[QUOTE=Kojak 2008]Super service, next time I will try 2 girls. Noo and there was one other girl in the lineup I really wanted to take too.[/QUOTE]Don't let me stop you, but in my limited experience the reality rarely lives up to the fantasy, unless the girls are into each other (eg Eden Club, Hell Club). Still, it's something you have to do occasionally in your life :)

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Don't let me stop you, but in my limited experience the reality rarely lives up to the fantasy, unless the girls are into each other (eg Eden Club, Hell Club). Still, it's something you have to do occasionally in your life.[/QUOTE]You funny farang.Respectfully: I totally absolutely and completely disagree with you Mouse1! I do 'm?nage ? trois' three or more times a month (at least.) It's all good, and not much to it really, just DO IT. And, of course, it is all in the WAY you do it. But, you knew that.If you have seen any of my posts at all, you'd know I'd be right here moon swan honking about this at you too. :D[i]"There's a point beyond which we cannot return. That is the point that must be reached, "[/i]. Franz KafkaYou are the one that makes it happen. You, yourself, your fantasies, your life, your desires, your passion, your dreams. Make it happen. That's all.I've done four in ones as well, 'm?nage ? cinq', and it's easy to make the Baccara pull with that many girls in tow. That was some months ago now, and yeah it was fantastic. Four semi-blitzed giggling babies and me, all squeezed in the over-sized stand up shower in the condo. Lovin' it. Thought I had some pics here too, but will have to dig those up from some obscure hardisk, (just so you know I ain't pulling your leg.) Now, stop and think about this scenario carefully: Four girls, all naked, the shower, the slippery soap, they are wriggling, giggling, slipping-sliding, pushing, pulling, dancing & singing, turning around and around; everybody kissing-licking everywhere, and: they are focused on one thing: ME. Now you get the picture? If they just had Don Julio Tequila at Baccara Bar! Sparks baby, sparks. "Mr P"? I know you can do it! More on that later. Heh.[b]Kojak 2008[/b]: Do your worst buddy, do your worst. No fear. Tulip or Mango is super easy too. Learn some threesome positions now. Book a day in advance, have the two girls outcall to your room (out of their environment, into yours.) From the moment you greet them: smile, and keep smiling. Make them laugh, and keep them laughing. Then, get them both to drop down and give you head as a dualie in the shower. Then move to the bed and bang the living daylights out of them. Make lots of noise, they will get into it too, and for goodness sake make sure you have two packs of condoms with you. Easy! TIT! You know you can do it!Thank me later.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Don't let me stop you, but in my limited experience the reality rarely lives up to the fantasy, unless the girls are into each other (eg Eden Club, Hell Club). Still, it's something you have to do occasionally in your life :)[/QUOTE]You are correct, however I generally get a girl, persuade her to do a three some, and let her pick and bring the girl. Outside of work. This works wonders when you get a girl to do this.

I have done a four and a fivesome.The foursome was nice but hard work.The fivesome was just too much to do and lost its flow.Threesomes and Foursomes remain the best as you can keep them all happy but you have to work damn hard with three girls.I will never forget one 4some in dear old China. The climax of that was one on the face, one on the pole and the other on my finger while she DFK's the one riding the pole. Brings back memories that does........... must say Chinese girls really are more open than Thai's. Thai's tend to be more shy of other girls seeing their bodies, which makes it more difficult when dealing with "multiple" situations (talking generally and not talking of the staff at certain establishments).[QUOTE=Barko]You funny farang.Respectfully: I totally absolutely and completely disagree with you Mouse1! I do 'm?nage ? trois' three or more times a month (at least.) It's all good, and not much to it really, just DO IT. And, of course, it is all in the WAY you do it. But, you knew that.If you have seen any of my posts at all, you'd know I'd be right here moon swan honking about this at you too.[i]"There's a point beyond which we cannot return. That is the point that must be reached, "[/i]. Franz KafkaYou are the one that makes it happen. You, yourself, your fantasies, your life, your desires, your dreams. That's all.I've done four in ones as well, 'm?nage ? cinq', and it's easy to make the Baccara pull with that many girls in tow. That was some months ago now, and yeah it was fantastic. Four semi-blitzed giggling babies and me, all squeezed in the over-sized stand up shower in the condo. Lovin' it. Thought I had some pics here too, but will have to dig those up from some obscure hardisk, (just so you know I ain't pulling your leg.) Now, stop and think about this scenario carefully: Four girls, all naked, the shower, the slippery soap, they are wriggling, giggling, sliding, pushing, pulling, dancing & singing, turning around and around; everybody kissing-licking everywhere, and: they are focused on one thing: ME. Now you get the picture? If they just had Don Julio Tequila at Baccara Bar! Sparks baby, sparks. "Mr P"? I know you can do it! Heh.[b]Kojak 2008[/b]: Do your worst buddy, do your worst. No fear, Tulip or Mango is super easy too. Learn some threesome positions now. Book a day in advance, have the two girls outcall to your room. From the time you greet them, keep smiling, make them laugh, and keep them laughing. Then get them both to drop down and give you head as a dualie in the shower. Then move to the bed and bang the living daylights out of them. Make lots of noise, they will get into it too, and for goodness sake make sure you have two packs of condoms with you. Easy! TIT! You know you can do it!Thank me later.[/QUOTE]