Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=RunMann;1738863]Nice family you must have with such a lovely sister to give her brother a HJ.:eek:[/QUOTE]I am wondering but a bit afraid to ask who in the family gives him a skillful BJ?

[QUOTE=Phordphan;1738819]I think Sunlover was being sarcastic. "Taking the ... as my pommie friends like to say.[/QUOTE]Thank you for understanding my point: any tip amount can ultimately be justified by some convoluted logic or another. I do see a business opportunity though. How about a HJ shop with no pretense whatsoever of a massage? It might give the BJ shops a run for their money.

Any suggestions for the shop name? [I][b]Happy Happy Hands[/b][/I] springs to mind.

SL.

[QUOTE=Dg8787;1738868]I am wondering but a bit afraid to ask who in the family gives him a skillful BJ?[/QUOTE]Sorry guys, no BJ, only HJ. What sort of a family do you think I come from?

Johnie.

[QUOTE=Johnie;1738884]Sorry guys, no BJ, only HJ. What sort of a family do you think I come from?

Johnie.[/QUOTE]Probably related to the family of Bill "I did not have sex with that woman" Clinton: if a BJ is not sex, then a HJ must be nothing at all (and should certainly not warrant a tip).

[QUOTE=Sunlover2;1738599]The Thai currency is baht not bath.

Yes 500 baht is a generally accepted amount for a HJ. Customers who pay more don't know better or are thinking with the [I]little head[/I] at that moment.

Think total cost don't fixate on the ratio between massage and HJ. 900 baht total is about 24 euros or 27 USD how much would that service be in Europe?

SL.[/QUOTE]I know, but wrote this on my Iphone which auto-corrected it:-the.

Total cost it is lower in the cheapest countries in Europe (massage + HJ) which will cost around 60 euro. But for 25 euro I can have a girl in the red light districts for about 20-25 euro, but that is (normally) rushed service.

Anyway, I find it strange a HJ should cost more than the massage itself. Also want to add that the majority of the women in the shops around Sukhumvit is not skilled for HJ OR have an interest in doing it properly, but make you cum as fast at possible. It is nothing wrong with the total amount, but would find it more logical if massage cost 600 and HJ 300

[QUOTE=Sunlover2;1738872]Thank you for understanding my point: any tip amount can ultimately be justified by some convoluted logic or another. I do see a business opportunity though. How about a HJ shop with no pretense whatsoever of a massage? It might give the BJ shops a run for their money.

Any suggestions for the shop name? [I][b]Happy Happy Hands[/b][/I] springs to mind.

SL.[/QUOTE]Great Idea bro.

A shop dedicated to HJ only would be a instant hit. The relaxation could be a bliss from the Happy Hands.

But then the never satiated customer will demand something extra like TL or even a BJ perhaps, which will again bring up the issue of charges. LOL.

[QUOTE=Raj45;1739034]Great Idea bro.

A shop dedicated to HJ only would be a instant hit. The relaxation could be a bliss from the Happy Hands.

But then the never satiated customer will demand something extra like TL or even a BJ perhaps, which will again bring up the issue of charges. LOL.[/QUOTE]I agree that a HJ specialist shop would be a big hit. Mainly for men who happen to be travelling with their wives / girlfriends and who do not want even the chance of picking up an STD. And it is understandable. The cost to such men of giving their partner an STD having been in BKK is huge, given that it is immediate grounds for divorce. In some countries, a divorce will cost you half your assets plus plus!

But the girls would have to be real experts at HJ, just like some of the girls in the BJ places are experts at what they do. And many of those girls only do BJ and nothing else. They would have to price it at 500 given that the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] charge is 700 for BJ (if I am not out of date).

There are a couple of places that do only HJ / BJ with prostate massage but, according to reports, they are really terrible and a complete waste of money. And there is the "Kind and I" which charges at least 1,000 for HJ!

Most guys in that category have to rely on regular massage places and take their chances with quality.

Arriving in 10 days. Some questions if I may, is Bit Style still shuttered. If so cannot understand why, it was hands down the best BJ shop in town. I've developed an intense interest in the so called internal orgasm. Has anybody had experience of this service and where one might find it? Somebody posted that staff at Analisa were skilled in the art of prostrate massage which while not the same would be closer than the standard rub and tug. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Aviator12;1738809]Monday is no problem in these places normally; Climax (Sukhumvit soi 11), Bossy (Soi Si Ayutthaya) and Bangkok Beat (Sukhumvit soi 7/1). If you are looking for party, drinking and FL's they are all great. If you can stand the music it is your best options in my opinion. But it is difficult to advice since we all have different taste. Personally I like Country Road and Penny Black in Soi Cowboy. It is down to earth and easy to find companions for a fun night. Unless you are a total miser you cannot fail in Bangkok![/QUOTE]Aviator,

You can imagine how it goes when you have just 1 night in sin city and there are endless places. Well Soi cowboy is good fun when you have friends going together. I like climax. Been to levels few times. Bit snobish. Mixx at intercon is great late hours and always uphill to score your beauty. Not sure if Novotel CM2 is still operational (last trip taxi guy told me its closed and he pushed me to shock# which I did not like much).

All I must need is some great music with good company for evening and maybe some fun later on. I'm not much into bar fine but feel good to find my kind of girl, a FL.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Sunlover2;1738696]
So; at the minimum wage rate of. 5 baht per minute, the "fair and equitable" tip for a HJ [I][u]should be[/u][/I] 5 baht.

Unless you are a [I]quick cummer[/I] in which case it is ok to tip less.

SL.[/QUOTE]Sarcasm is just a dumb form of "Humour". Its not funny. So followed a completely boring discussion on pricing of Handjobs. Those who want a cheap handjob can surely move to Cambodia or just wank themselves. Its free. No sarcasm intended.

I never take handjob, since I can do that myself.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1739453]I never take handjob, since I can do that myself.[/QUOTE]Used to be my mantra as well. But when you find a provider that is very skilled, a HJ can provide one of the most intense orgasms you can have. If they are really good they can take you to the brink, cool you back down, and take you up again several times. Quite enjoyable actually.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1739459]Used to be my mantra as well. But when you find a provider that is very skilled, a HJ can provide one of the most intense orgasms you can have. If they are really good they can take you to the brink, cool you back down, and take you up again several times. Quite enjoyable actually.[/QUOTE]I quite agree. I had one the other night that felt like a volcano erupting.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1739459]when you find a provider that is very skilled, a HJ can provide one of the most intense orgasms you can have. If they are really good they can take you to the brink, cool you back down, and take you up again several times. [/QUOTE]In Macau saunas they call the service a thigh massage and small select group of well trained girls in every sauna, usually Vietnamese girls, are dedicated to providing this one service. It costs around 200 Hong Kong dollars for a 20 minute session, ouch. They use plenty of oil and caress your dick and balls bringing you up to the line, then they ease you back down, only to take you back up to the line several times in one session. The goal here is not to provide the customer with an orgasm, but merely to wet his appetite before the main event. But, believe me, it is a very pleasurable service and I have fallen in love with a couple of providers, LOL, and wanted to shag them. In fact I have shagged two thigh massage girls since I started visiting Macau. They both worked in Familia Nobre. One was an Indonesian sex superstar and the other was a funny and very naughty Vietnamese girl. I am still in occasional contact with the Indonesian girl. She went off to Paris for a while and is now working in Hong Kong.

On my last two trips to BKK, I found 3 oily massage girls (one at EZ and two at Addicts) that were equally qualified in the art of the thigh massage. In all three cases, the girls combined a sensual oily HJ with a prostate massage (one finger knowledgeable placed in the right spot). This coordinated combination feels really great and if left unchecked will most definitely lead to an intense orgasm, but I am an old school kind of guy and for some unknown reason I feel that it ain't sex unless I have an orgasm in the vagina. Thus I cut short my thigh / prostate massages before it was too late and the girl and I moved on to sexual congress. Bottom line; the thigh massage when done properly, caressingly, is very pleasurable and a great way to start things off.

[QUOTE=RalphKramden;1739542]I quite agree. I had one the other night that felt like a volcano erupting.[/QUOTE]Years back Rin, now owner of Hana was infamous for her prostrate / ball massage / HJ. She's still around but not sure if has any young proteges.

[QUOTE=Traveler1234;1739625]Years back Rin, now owner of Hana was infamous for her prostrate / ball massage / HJ. She's still around but not sure if has any young proteges.[/QUOTE]Years ago before the rise of the oilies I wondered into a place looking for a straight massage. The service provider had something else in mind so she proceeded to expertly titillate me with soothing words and a fabulous ball massage. All the while working me for a good tip. She brought me to the brink 2 or 3 times then cooled me off, so by the time she got into the heavy masturbation I was ready to explode. Then I did and will never forget it. I would love to have another session like that one. She could have been Rin for all I know.