Mem and Ying, Freelancers at Climax
I didn't have much luck at the go-go bars, so after they closed I headed out to the Climax disco.
I went around a couple of times with my beer in my hand listening to the so-called music, and eventually started talking to some random chick who was standing there. She said her name was Mem. Then her friend joined, and they asked that I take them out together. Damage was 1500 Baht per girl. I have never done a threesome in Thailand, so I figured why not. The friend's name was Ying. Physically they could not be more different. Mem's face was very vertical, and Ying's very round. I like variety. It also indicates variety in temperament, which is needed in a threesome. Also they seemed to be getting along with each other very well. They were kind of surprised that I accepted so readily.
We went to a short-time hotel by tuk-tuk. The girls wanted to walk, but I could see this was going nowhere fast. Where is the hotel? Ah just there. Yeah right. At least the tuk-tuk driver knew what he was doing. Never trust a Thai girl's sense of direction and planning abilities.
We got there and starting fooling around after the shower. One was blowing me, Ying I think, while Mem was shoving her tongue down my throat. Pretty exciting stuff. Anyway, every time I changed partner they wanted to change the condom. Probably it's one of their tricks to limit the total amount of work they do. Now with me they were shit out of luck because there was a 2-boxes-for-the-price-of-1 promotion at the 7-11, so I had 6 condoms in my pocket. So I just banged them for what felt like an eternity. I was just drunk enough so I would not ejaculate prematurely, but not so drunk that I would go flaccid. Goldilocks would have been proud of me!
At first Ying was better, but then she kind of got bored of being pounded. Then I think Mem got horny at watching her friend get a thorough workout and she asked for the same. Either that or she took one for the team, knowing I wasn't going to come just from fucking Ying. That's what suprised me: at first I thought Ying was better, but after Mem got started there was no holding her back.
Maybe that's one of the rules in a threesome: just focus on the girl you like the most and completely ignore the other. Thai girls are so competitive that the other will come back and drain your balls with a vengeance just to prove her point.
Anyway, eventually satisfactory completion was achieved. I gave them their money and they were very happy and I went my way.
Would I repeat? The freelancer threesome perhaps, if the chemistry is right. These particular girls almost surely no. There are too many fish in the sea. Would I recommend? Absolutely yes.
Short-time hotels near discos
Hey gents, after posting so many lay reports, here's my turn to ask for some technical advice.
Given my recent successes at picking up freelancers in discos, namely at Climax in Bangkok and Insomnia in Pattaya, I have decided to broaden my horizon and explore other Bangkok discos: Mixx in Chitlom, Insanity on Soi 12, and Bash / Levels / Sugar Club on Soi 11.
So here's my question: can any of you experienced gentlemen recommend good short-time hotels nearby these 3 specific venues? When I leave it to the ladies I pick up inside, they always come up with something visibly suboptimal.
As a side note, if there are any other discos I should add to my exploration list, please do feel free to chime in.
TIA.
Nun, Freelancer from Climax disco
First stop: Bangkok Beat on Soi 7/1 near Nana BTS station. The live music is good. Lots of Europeans with their thai "girlfriends". It seems like a nice place to take your regular girl out to. I saw a 60 year old guy with a hot 30 year old girl, so there is hope even if you get old. There were a couple of tables of freelancers, attractively dressed, but that is not the main theme of the place.
Next stop: Mandarin go-go bar in Nana Plaza (not the one on the top floor). There was an amazing coyote, #171, who was twerking her ass like there was no tomorrow. I offered her a lady drink and she did some lap dancing for me. When she was moving her ass back and forth on the dance floor next to my face, the 3-dimensional effect was unsurpassed. No need to go to the movies and put on the 3 D glasses! She wanted 1500 Baht for barfine, and I said it was a joke. That's because she was a coyote, the regular girls are 600. Still, I think her business model is to get lady drinks from gullible customers, not to go out and screw them. I have no patience for that. I have had lots of experiences with girls whoput more effort into their dancing than into their fucking. So I just left.
Next stop: Levels on Soi 11. Very classy decor. Music inside is so loud you cannot hear a thing the girl says. So not the best place to pick up a freelancer, because even if you do not hire them for their linguistic skills, you still need a minimum of conversation to get things going. Girls there looked expensively dressed, but some of them were still clearly willing to rent their body.
I thought I would go to Mixx, but as I walked past Climax the urge to go in was irresistible. I got a beer and listened to the music. At some point I started chatting with some skinny chick with dyed-blonde hair. It turns out her name was Nun. But she definitely did not belong inside a convent! She looked late 20's. I offered 1500 Baht for short time, but she insisted on 2000. I accepted but on the condition that she would not rush me, because I warned her that I always take a long time to come. She was fine with it.
We went to the short-time hotel. She was a good fuck. She was true to her word and let me bang her relentlessly for what felt like the longest time. But it was good I had pre-arranged it with her while I still had some negotiation power. Her body was pretty awesome, not one ounce of fat. She managed to do the Asian Cowgirl and the Reverse Asian Cowgirl for me, which some girls are just not limber enough to do. When we were finished I felt that I had been picked up by a tornado and spat out.
Would I recommend? Absolutely. But I still want to try picking up chicks at other discos than Climax for comparison's sake.