Spa across the appliance shop
Went to the spa opposite Na G in K*oor. Receptionist was nice and friendly. She showed a set of therapists on her tab and suggested one from Mysore. My real intent visiting there was to get massage from a local therapist but got carried away by her recommendation. I go in the room which is nice and clean. Pretty spacious as well. About 5 minutes later the therapist comes in. Fair looking, very thin. Must be 23 or 24 or around there. Speaks Kannada and Tamil. Opted for cream massage. She randomly rubbed the cream on the legs and after a few minutes proceeded on to the upper part while I was on my back. I wanted a bum massage and so asked if I can move the dispo down. She said no but then asked if I needed extras. I shouldn't have taken from this girl, but brain was dead, johnny was directing and I said yes. She trotted out her menu - 3. 5 K for fully nude b2 be, 3 with clothes on and some other nonsense as well. I agreed to the nude b2 be. Tried negotiating, but she wan't agreeing and after a couple attempts I gave up and agreed. The show starts now. She started rubbing her body on me, but curiously the panties were on. When asked she said that'll be taken off when she gets to the final HJ act. She also places a towel over my dispo. I asked and she mumbled along the lines of she is not yet married or some crap like that. There is no kissing and BJ, by the way. At this point I was kinda annoyed. A few more meaningless rubs and I asked her to get the f* off me. I was done. Maybe 25 minutes in total. The show ends and I head back like a loser. Should have spent that money on some appliance from across the street.
There're probably better ones there based on the reviews I had seen earlier, but this wasn't the one.
There isn't any scorecard to report here, but I'll fill one out anyways.
Boobs -- as tiny as they come.
DFK -- nope, saved for her future husband.
B2 be -- As shitty a rub as it can be.
Massage -- LOL.
Damages -- 2 + 3. 5 K down the drain.
WIR. Hell no, not for this one.
Spa opposite NG Appliance Kannur FR
[QUOTE=Hathor;2921226]Went to the spa opposite Na G in K*oor. Receptionist was nice and friendly. She showed a set of therapists on her tab and suggested one from Mysore. My real intent visiting there was to get massage from a local therapist but got carried away by her recommendation.
WIR. Hell no, not for this one.[/QUOTE]Sad to hear about your experience at this spa. I know I'm the one who sent you here.
I was in Kannur and went to this place early this week. The older mysore / tamil / AP girls have gone and they have an entirely new set.
I called them up and selected miss Chaya from Mysore based on the recommendation from a fellow local monger friend. While I was at the reception, had a peek at the new set of available birds. Chaya's pic was there too, wearing a purple princess dress and with full makeup and was the best looking among the lot. She came to my room in about 5 minutes. The girl is 23 y, 5'7" tall, slim and had an firm and shapely body, with long limbs, long fingers, tiny and round boobs, flat stomach and a nice round bubble butt.
What put me off was her smell. Her entire body smelled of Vitamin be complex or fish oil. I told her I don't need any massage and am looking for only extras. She agreed for nude + HJ for 2 k. It was altogether a disaster as she had so many rules and restrictions and after 30 minutes of uneventful cuddling, I told her I'm done, no need for HJ also.
Called up the reception and asked for a new therapist, got sent a new one. This one was a short, chubby cute looking Tamil girl with nice manners. Set up nude + HJ for 2 k. She undressed herself and alas, she was a mini elephant with saggy empty boobs, a bag of saggy stomach and an abomination of an arse. She almost looked like the Michelin logo, but in dark brown. Disappointed again, paid up and left the place.
Even the rest of the therapists they showed were sub-standard. Left feeling empty, mind and wallet.
Swabhaavikam = Naturally.
It's the same spa we're all talking about, opposite Mukkam tyres. Terrible set of birds as of now. I was here today also, went spa hopping to identify any new birds. Extremely dry this week.
[QUOTE=HornyBoyForU;2921857]Hey buddy, found the 1st and 2nd Spa couldn't decipher 3rd Spa, and 4th doesn't seem appealing hence deciding otherwise, just reached Kannur Today, staying near Railway Station. If anything nearby also then great else will update when I try the first 2, kindly let me know about the 3rd, would definitely want to try Mallu Aunties, foreigners I try on a regular basis in Mumbai so nothing exciting.[/QUOTE]