Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=JJanni;2580930]Head back over to TreeTown and it's the place to be. TreeTown is, in MonkeyPaw's metaphor, 'Pattaya High School' and I'm the new kid. Lots of interest from the girls, a few sideways looks from the expats. People buy beer from 7/11 or cocktails from the van just outside, order food and sit at a table all night (well, till 9!) All the decent looking girls are sat with someone and I'm left shoo'ing away the dregs. I didn't know 711 has to stop selling beer at 9 pm, or I would have bought more than one beer. See a working girl come around the corner with two fresh beers, so I follow her steps and find a little shop, still selling beer. He has an opener there beside him and big paper cups to decant it into. Discreet. This is like being 15 again. Girls with whaletails, buying booze from a dodgy little offie, drinking on the street complete with the occasional 'Police come, police come!' and everyone oh-so cleverly hiding their beers behind them.[/QUOTE]Great report. Absolutely cracking. It's almost like I was there. Kudos to Mr. Janni for his excellent work.

I am not really clear on the extent of this new lockdown.

People are told to stay home, but I doubt that people won't be leaving home to go to work. I am not sure if the beaches are off limits. I was planning to go to Koh Larn, but now I will wait to see what happens.

I read that all domestic flights out of Bangkok are stopped for 2 weeks.

Thanks guys. Most of these I've been writing while still half-cut, so very stream of consciousness style.

Day 4.

Waste of a day with my hangover. Chill out at condo for the day, only surfacing to get a FoodPanda delivery.

5 pm, Street Spinner from last night invites herself over again. I have zero motivation to go looking for a girl. She arrives freshly showered and with her hair dyed with blonde streaks ('For you' - what is it with girls and dying their hair for me this trip?

She's again trying to boyfriend me up, 'We go out and eat, then boomboom. ' Erm, nope. Laze on the couch watching Youtube with her head on my lap, her still jabbering away. Get my hand down her shorts and finger her. To shut her up, I stick my dick in her mouth.

Maybe ten minutes of a lazy BBBJ before I get her up, get her shorts off and get her to ride me on the couch. After, showers, then we nip out to pick up some takeout and supplies from 711. All very GFE, constantly touching me, holding my hand, talking about spending the next day with me. I'm very carefully responding 'No, not want girlfriend, not want all the time. '.

Back at condo, we eat, watch some more Netflix and Youtube. And I'm falling asleep. Brush teeth, drag her to the bed. Fuck her in spoons, holding one leg up high to get her nice and wide. After cleanup, fall asleep.

Maybe an hour or two later after falling asleep, she wakes me up. "I stay tomorrow?" "You nice, not want all the time. " She goes into a sulk, crocodile tears, 'No cuddle, no boomboom. ' I've had enough of her shit by this point so tell her she can go. 'No no, I stay' and cuddles in.

Whatever, just shut up and go to sleep!

In the morning, she's sleeping in. I give her till about 9 am and wake her up, 'I stay?' 'No, you go. I busy. ' I get the silent treatment for the next hour of her getting herself ready to go. To the point where she actually lines me, while she's still lazing in bed, 'I shower, you pay me, I go, don't worry. '.

Watch her get ready, moving around the condo avoiding eye contact with me and not saying a single world. Discovered the night before she does anal and the thought of spite-fucking a sullen and uncommunicative 21 year old in the ass is wickedly appealing. Resist the urge. I want to save some in the tank for today and given how she's acting, getting her over for a second time was a mistake. I'm glad the place I'm staying is pretty good with access control. (Guards on the gate take lone ladies ID, keycard only gives you access to the floor your room is on.).

Finally, she'd ready. Give her 1500 and she lets herself out without a second glance back. Hasn't said a word to me in two hours.

See'est la vie. If she hadn't gone crazy, I might have repeated.

Today plan is to hit TreeTown and the streets surrounding again, gathering Lines for the impending hard curfew from tomorrow.

[QUOTE=JJanni;2581825]She's again trying to boyfriend me up, 'We go out and eat, then boomboom.[/QUOTE]Clearly you have learned that this is common in the tourist parts of Thailand. On my last visit to Samui I found a pretty and athletic bar girl who was a third my age. We had a nice short time and after 2 hours I sent her away with about 2000 baht, but intentionally parted without exchanging line ID or phone numbers. The next afternoon she shows up at my resort room and announces that she quit her job so she could be with me for the duration of my stay in Samui. Errrr, NO!

Thanks for another great report!

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2581797]I am not really clear on the extent of this new lockdown. People are told to stay home, but I doubt that people won't be leaving home to go to work. I am not sure if the beaches are off limits. I was planning to go to Koh Larn, but now I will wait to see what happens. I read that all domestic flights out of Bangkok are stopped for 2 weeks.[/QUOTE]Order from Chonburi's Governor was released around 11p Mon night. However, it doesn't mention if beaches are closed. I'm expecting another order clarifying this. Looks like pools can remain open too, but some condo / apt management may close them. And gyms are closed [URL]https://thepattayanews.com/2021/07/19/chonburi-governor-releases-new-provincial-orders-for-change-to-maximum-control-dark-red-zone/[/URL].

Yesterday morning, my overnight lady cleaned my place, and then went home.

I met another at Foodmart where she helped with shopping, and then we went back to my condo for some drinks and rolling around the bed.

She left at 3 pm, and two ladies came over at 4 pm for some heavy drinking.

They left just before 9 pm, and my overnight lady came by, a lady I have known for years, but never barfined.

Not a bad day. I am going to slow it down a little today.

And I am going to have to adjust my schedule to accommodate the 9 pm curfew.

Day 5.

Same shit, different day!

With Pattaya going under hard curfew, I was determined to make the most of nocturnal activities.

Spent the day wandering around, chatting to massage shop girls. Some, I'm able to get their Lines outside the shop, others I go for a 200 baht foot massage. Some good lookers and with them being out of work for two weeks, they're keen to meet.

Stroll along the beach and there's freelancers out at lunchtime. Nobody of interest. They're old, or fat, or both.

Head home for a shower, then check out some little sois near Hooters at MP's suggestion. I had gone to check out Hooters, but they've shut for the curfew a day early. Damn. Would have been nice to try and get some Hooter's girl's Lines! A few bars open with girls, very 'underground. ' They stop you in the street and usher you inside, closing the door behind you. Have a beer in three different bars. Girls aren't that attractive, but I get some Lines anyway and it's nice to have something close to a 'pre-covid Pattaya' experience, drinking and getting 'handsy' with some girls.

After, I inevitably head to TreeTown for more drink. A few cocktails, then I order some food. 'Hot pot' and I'm confused as fuck when they bring over a tray of raw vegetables, raw noodles and raw meat. Thankfully, MonkeyPaw arrives to tell me how to eat it (I. E, wait for the charcoal brazier and cooking pot.).

Hang out with MP for a little bit, then he leaves to go cook. Stop a cute little spinner and get her Line, but the night is still young!

Again at MP's suggestion, I take a lap down Soi Buakhao and go further than I've been before. A few places discreetly selling beer, lots of freelancers and ladyboys hanging around. Get the line from one cute freelancer, then spot a cutie with dyed blonde hair drinking beer with a male and female friend in an unlit / closed bar. Male friend is smoking and I'm at the stage of half-cut where I think smoking is a good idea. I offer to buy a cigarette from the dude and he insists on just giving me one. Hang out with them for a while and they're pretty cool. Finish the cocktail I brought with me from TreeTown, then invite Blondie to come back to TT with me.

I think she says no, but when I turn around she's right behind me. Well, ok then! Blondie says she's 23 (I think she was a probably closer to 30), has one child (she's wearing a top that shows off her belly and there's no baby damage) and speaks English really well. She's maybe 5'1, 100 lbs. She's lived in Phuket, so we talk about that and her dogs. At TreeTown, she knows everybody. We have some cocktails and talk more. Turns out she's a mamasan /'bar manager' at one of the beer bars.

When TreeTown closes, we get beer from the dodgy little offie and join the street party outside. When even that dies off, we buy some more beer and start to head back to my place at maybe 10 pm. Shortcut through the closed TreeTown and we run into three of her friends, sat outside a closed shop that one of them works at, drinking away. One older chubby girl, but the other two are very doable. One in particular I really like. She's pretty, quite tall and speaks English with a noticeably American / Midwestern accent. She's also funny as fuck, taking the piss out of me and flirting with very heavy sexual innuendo.

Blondie gets jealous of how much attention I'm paying to American Girl, so she moves to sit in my lap and kiss me. Drink for maybe an hour, hour and a half with her friends, me keeping them supplied (of courrse.) I'm scheming to try and get American girl's Line, but Blondie has an Iron Bladder and never leaves my side. Blondie's friends have been hard at it for a while, so they stumble off to a Taxi. And me and Blondie make the short walk back to my to condo, via the offie for more beer.

Back at the condo, the action starts on the couch. Kissing and groping, getting her clothes off. She's lovely and lean, no sign of any baby damage whatsoever. We move to the shower and start to fuck in there while we're still soapy. I almost fall over in the shower, so we move back to the couch. A lot of the girls thus far have been very GFE. This is PSE! She's got her tongue down my throat, she's soaking wet and when I finish fingering her, she grabs my hand and sucks my fingers clean. Reverse cowgirl on couch (Harder! Harder!) and at her own instigation, she hops off a couple of times to suck my dick. Very, very filthy!

Beer, kamagra and all the fucking I've done over the last 20 days, I'm taking a while to cum. After about 20 minutes, I need a breather. We'd bought cigarettes too, so we go onto the balcony to smoke naked. Not overlooked too closely by any other balconies, but there's a couple of condo blocks maybe 200-300 m away who'd get a view if they looked out and up. Only room for one chair on the balcony, so she sits straddling my lap. Inevitably, we start to fuck out there too. She's a little exhibitionist, really seeming to get off on it. Again, her instigation. She stands up and leans over the balcony rail and gets me to do her from behind. I can see her wetness running down the inside of her thighs.

Not very comfortable and it's hot as fuck, so before long I drag her back to the bed. Into missionary with her legs around my waist, pounding away while she nibbles on my ear and murmurs in my ear 'Cum in my pussy, baby. '.

That'll do it. Afterwards, we shower again and finish off a beer. She's hungry. Everywhere on Grab and Foodpanda is shut, the only food I have is eggs and bread. She whines and wheedles. So we end up dressing (her in one of my t-shirts as a dress and no panties. I like this girl.) Maybe 1 am, we walk back to the Night Market on Soi Buakhao and there's still some food vendors around. She gets Pad Thai, then we jump on the back of a bike taxi to get back to my condo. I can feel her bare pussy on my back.

Back at the Condo, she eats some of the food, puts it in the fridge, then drags me to bed. (I'm half asleep on the couch) Cuddle up, pass out.

In the morning, she's awake before I am. And wakes me up with a blowjob. Mount up, cowgirl. And I don't take long at all to finish now. She showers, dresses, cleans up the condo and makes the bed while I lounge around drinking coffee.

She won't give me her Line. 'Only use for work, come find me where you met me. ' I really, really wanted to try and get the American Girl's line out of her. A sweet kiss, I give her 1000 baht (she wheedles.

Another 100 out of me for a taxi) and she leaves by 8:30 am. Refreshing after how long it took me to get rid of Street Spinner yesterday!

I'm feeling worn out. I think in maybe 20 days, there's been only one day where I haven't fucked. First day of the new curfew, I'm going to stay in alone and behave.

Maybe.

The curfew started today, so I am off to stock up at Food art. I spent the entire morning lining up ladies to come to my place for the next few days.

To give you an idea how bad things are, two ladies are at the beach, looking for edible shellfish. Another lady sent me a message that her son has Covid.

We are going to be in for a rough ride now.

It's a good thing I am fully vaccinated with Moderna and I won the lottery.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2580724]I've seen a few profiles stating 100% submissive on TF and all of them looked like obvious ladyboys pretending to be females.

Also taking in account that she was tall and skinny with almost no boobs which is rather an LB attribute in Thailand even though we can find some real girls like that, but the big majority of Thai girls are not.

That's maybe the reason why she prefers to be fucked in the ass, though the picture you shared doesn't look like an obvious LB from what we can see.[/QUOTE]There is no way in hell that was a LB. But then again, guys posting pics of clear LBs (to me) that turn out to be true born GG's by the account of mongers on this forum. Other guys posting pics of clear girls (in my opinion) that may be LBs. Worse yet top GG models being mistaken for LBs. It could very well be that I have become gender confused and I would hate to visit LOS in such a state. I'll probably end up with a surprise that I can't handle or be able to reverse the consequential damage that ensues thereof.

[QUOTE=JJanni;2582223]Day 5.

Same shit, different day!

With Pattaya going under hard curfew, I was determined to make the most of nocturnal activities.[/QUOTE]Your stories are hilarious! I feel like I'm living vicariously thru you. I'm not even in Thailand and I literally just go on this thread to read your stories. Been following your short novels since the Phuket thread. I plan to visit Pattaya and Phuket once things open up a bit more this year. Nice to know there are still ways to do this hobby even in these trying times there.

I doubled up ladies yesterday, I had 2 sisters come over, followed by a single lady who arrived just before curfew.

One of the sisters is a long time pro, she has a Farang sponsor, a Farang husband and a Thai boyfriend. The sister doesn't work, and went horny as hell to passing out in the bathroom. Fortunately, the sister took care of her, and the other lady arrived and helped out. When they left, I got down to business with the curfew lady.

I told the overnight lady she could leave anytime after I fell asleep, but I discovered she left about midnight, so I guess she wasn't worried about the curfew.

[QUOTE=GuyReynolds;2582338]Your stories are hilarious! I feel like I'm living vicariously thru you. I'm not even in Thailand and I literally just go on this thread to read your stories. Been following your short novels since the Phuket thread. I plan to visit Pattaya and Phuket once things open up a bit more this year. Nice to know there are still ways to do this hobby even in these trying times there.[/QUOTE]Glad you enjoy!

Day 6 -.

Hangovers rob me of all motivation to do anything except eat and stare blankly at Netflix. It's less the physical effects and more the complete stripping away of dopamine from my system. It's like depression. In my line of work with lots of hard drinkers, we call it 'the fear. '.

FoodPanda'd some McDonald's breakfast and lazed on the couch most of the day. When the heat died off, I went out for supplies and a walk around. Beach road was as busy as ever, lots of people out walking and exercising. Lots of homeless / the very poor just hanging out. Didn't notice any obvious freelancers. But unless it's a girl I'm interested in, I'm not making eye contact and I think with the hard curfew / advise to stay home, they're being very discreet. Witnessed the free food handout about 5 pm. Huge line of people waiting to get their rice.

Took a stroll down the little sois near hooters. And there is again bars and massage parlours operating discreetly. Massages aren't really my thing and this is a 'day off' anyway (still counts even though I fucked Blondie Mamasan in the morning), last thing I want to do is drink and besides, as I'm walking I notice a Copper on a bike drive down the street.

Soi Buakhao, everything is open for takeaway including TreeTown and the cocktail store. Some freelancers and ladyboys hanging around, dressed less 'sexily' than normal but I recognise them from other nights.

Run into Blondie Mamasan from last night, hanging out at the place we drank with her friends. She's talking to the chubby girl that works at one of the stalls at TreeTown, drinking beer from a thermos cup. 'Where are you going?' 'Home. ' 'I go with you?' 'No, I sleep. ' Tempted to try and get American Girl's line out of her, but I come over all polite and have no idea how to diplomatically put 'I don't want to fuck you again, but I will fuck your friend. '.

Home by about 7 pm, FoodPanda about 4000 calories worth of pizza and sides, eat until I feel sick and lie in bed, praying for death.

Day 7, Part One -.

Wake up after about 10 hours sleep feeling refreshed and raring to go. I have a date set with a cute and smiley 18 year old (she says) I've videochatted with. 11 AM. By about 9 AM, I message her to confirm. 'You come 11 AM?' "13.00" she replies. This is the second time she's flaked on me, so I leave her on read.

Shotgun message girls on Line and ThaiFriendly. These girls all sleep late and I'm not getting many replies, or if I am they're all talking about coming in the afternoon. Nope, I WANT NOW. I become less picky and just tell the first girl that says '30 minutes' to come over. She's only been on TF for 10 days, her profile says 18. Stats are 5'1, 95 lbs. I got her Line but screened her out because she wouldn't videochat, couldn't get any pictures out of her. And the ones on her TF profile and Line were just fully clothed shots. Pretty enough though.

She arrives promptly within 30 minutes and I meet her in the lobby. Wearing a little croptop and some short shorts. From what I can see, I'm impressed! Get her up to the room, get the face mask off and she's cute. And has braces. She's shy, very smiley and doesn't speak much English. Ask to see her ID and she turned 18 two months ago. A teeny-bit of acne. But that's what your get for fucking teenagers.

Ok, this worked out very well for a last minute 'See who I can get over right now' thing. It's a curious phenomenon, but I've noticed that girls who's pictures I'm really into turn out to be a disappointment. And girl's who have very few pictures / pictures I'm not that into turn out to be pleasant surprise when they turn up.

She's freshly showered (I can feel her hair is a little damp), I've just jumped out of the shower. So it's on to business on the couch first. Some kissing, getting my hands all over her body. She's coltish and lean. I love long legs. Get her top off and she has some of the biggest boobs I've had on a girl yet in Thailand. (Not a boob man, but these are nice.) Her ass looks and feels fantastic in those short-shorts.

Get her to the bed and she's teasing me about the state of my duvet cover. Like a moron, I had wet hands when I made the bed 5 minutes before she got here, so there's suspicious damp patches. She's pointing at them 'Lady one, Lady two, Lady three. '.

Both of our clothes come off, more kissing and rolling around, exploring her body. Pretty, perfect little pussy, freshly shaved. She won't let me go down on her (keeps moving her hand in the way) and saying 'I shy, I shy!' but she lets me rub and finger her while I kiss her and tease the rest of her body. She gets nice and wet.

BBBJ and I almost come. So, so, so tempted to jizz on her braces. (I'm a bad man.) Hold back, take a breather to let things subside with some kissing. Then it's time to fuck, in missionary and I have to keep stopping so I don't cum in about three minutes flat. Spin her into cowgirl so she can do the work now, just grinding away, all hot wet and squelchy. Try to get her stop when I can feel myself cumming, but. Ooops.

Now my duvet cover is in the wash.

After, shower together and I spend a lot of time soaping up that cute little ass and those boobs. Snap a picture of her while she's trying to hide in the duvet 'I shy! I shy! Then we both dress.

At no point during our TF, Line and pre-game conversation, has money been discussed. Sit on the couch afterwards, "You want come again?" "Up to you. " "You want do longtime?" "Up to you. " I give her 1200 thb and she leaves happy. Door to door, she stayed maybe 50 minutes.

I've decided I'm going to head back to the UK on the 28th for my prior commitment (then get straight back out somewhere again! So today I need to try and sort out a pre-flight PCR test.

Later, I've got one of MonkeyPaw's castoffs coming over. A little 22 year old spinner with Punky Tattooed Chic from Phuket vibes.

On the subject of girl's with farang boyfriends pimping them out, these are screenshots of the conversation with Miss Long and Lean. 'She' messages me everyday.

[QUOTE=JJanni;2582695]Ok, this worked out very well for a last minute 'See who I can get over right now' thing. It's a curious phenomenon, but I've noticed that girls who's pictures I'm really into turn out to be a disappointment. And girl's who have very few pictures / pictures I'm not that into turn out to be pleasant surprise when they turn up.

She's freshly showered (I can feel her hair is a little damp), I've just jumped out of the shower. So it's on to business on the couch first. Some kissing, getting my hands all over her body. She's coltish and lean. I love long legs. Get her top off and she has some of the biggest boobs I've had on a girl yet in Thailand. (Not a boob man, but these are nice.) Her ass looks and feels fantastic in those short-shorts.

Get her to the bed and she's teasing me about the state of my duvet cover. Like a moron, I had wet hands when I made the bed 5 minutes before she got here, so there's suspicious damp patches. She's pointing at them 'Lady one, Lady two, Lady three. '.

Both of our clothes come off, more kissing and rolling around, exploring her body. Pretty, perfect little pussy, freshly shaved. She won't let me go down on her (keeps moving her hand in the way) and saying 'I shy, I shy!' but she lets me rub and finger her while I kiss her and tease the rest of her body. She gets nice and wet.
[/QUOTE]Some absolutely great contributions to the Forum, Mate. Keep going.

[QUOTE=JJanni;2582713]On the subject of girl's with farang boyfriends pimping them out, these are screenshots of the conversation with Miss Long and Lean. 'She' messages me everyday.[/QUOTE]Noonanal.

I guess that's not her real Line ID. :-the.