Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2242902]I give up man. You seem to set the bar so high, that you yourself have difficulty in jumping over it. So glad you have left Pattaya for lesser mortals.

That said, if there is nothing for you in Pattaya, why read that thread or post in it? Just curious.

Is there a law against it? Worthy of challenge. LMAO. This is just pure entertainment for me.[/QUOTE]That's the thing; my acceptable standards are not all that high, as I explained already. But hope springs eternal. I posted my reply there to a question posed to both pro and con Pattaya visitors. Don't you even read the exchanges you comment on?

You know, virtually all of us post on these boards for the entertainment value. But I'm not getting nearly the entertainment value out of you I was sure you were ripe to provide if you can't keep up.

This thread has definitely gotten entertaining but the hilarity is slowly getting stale. Most of you guys are probably older than me but still behaving like high school students smh. It's like watching a scene out of mean girls.

Now I'm starting to feel sorry for these bg's as I'm getting to learn more about the types of customers they have to deal with 😜. As a matter of fact now I feel like they deserve more than the tequila and coke they have been asking for lately.

In another thread some dudes were wondering why freelancers are starting to ask for more beer well here ya have it. Having to deal with stupid shit on Thailand makes you want to grab another beer (like I'm doing now).

This post is not aimed at anyone in particular but y'all are kinda immature. First guys were fighting over a bg and now they fight over each others writing style and opinions. Thanks for the entertainment but let's keep it moving and spice it up.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2242954]That's the thing; my acceptable standards are not all that high, as I explained already. But hope springs eternal. I posted my reply there to a question posed to both pro and con Pattaya visitors. Don't you even read the exchanges you comment on?

You know, virtually all of us post on these boards for the entertainment value. But I'm not getting nearly the entertainment value out of you I was sure you were ripe to provide if you can't keep up.[/QUOTE]I am almost developing an admiration now. BBBJ+CIM (as described in detail in one of your posts) or BBFS as the minimum acceptable service. THAT is low standard? Now I wonder what high standards would be like.

Wait a minute. Do I admire or do I pity? Tough choice.

Oh. Did I say that I read and post here for my own entertainment? Whether you get anything out of it or not is purely incidental.

I was scrolling through the forum and came across this review. Hands down, no one can compete with Monkey's game! The guy is legendary. You need to visit Patong from the 21st to 26th of December and teach this student of yours.

"Do. Or do not. There is no try. " – Yoda.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2240304]Few years ago, the Raja Hotel near Nana was the place to go in case when your dick was tired of Thai pussy and you had an itch for some Russian or European girls. The girls will sometimes linger around the lobby or smoke outside the hotel. But to get access them, you still had to work your way through a pimp and was escorted to a floor where you can walk room to room to room and inspect the girls one by one. Those days are long gone and the white girl freelancer action has dwindle, unless you do the clubs and pay crazy ass prices. Awhile back I asked "where to find them" and got no response from anyone. Sucks don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit, when being asked something. Now, after receiving no help, I decided to walk around do some recon on my own and got pointed to the Grace Hotel and Royal Garden Hotel near Nana. While there is some talent with regards to Russian and European freelancers in those two hotels, none of them were to Monkeypaw's taste. If I told you why, it will just make some folks a little bit upset because perhaps it is what they like and find as delish. So to save the drama, I won't. Anyways, one night, when headed towards Nana at around 9 ish, I had to take a serious dump from some burn your asshole Indian food I ate earlier. Honestly, I need to stay away from that shit, literally, for it will fuck up your guts. But that garlic naan, it is so damn yummy. I ended up taking a detour down Soi 5 and into the Amari Boulevard Hotel to use their bathrooms. Here is the Monkeypaw helpful hint of the day. If you are ever in need of a nice toilet, and your hotel is far away. Don't be afraid to walk into a 4 or 5 star hotel and use their nice lobby bathrooms. Nobody is going to ask you anything unless you look Thai. What I normally do is walk in and tip the doorman 20 baht. I would then go looking for the restroom. If I can't find it, I will ask him and he always points me into the right direction. He will always remember you courtesy of that 20 baht tip. This only works at 4 or 5 star hotels with huge nice lobbies, not the smaller boutique hotels. This was the first time I had been inside the Amari Boulevard and it was jackpot. In the lobby, on the right, by the coffee shop huddled a bunch of Russian or European girls ranging from early to late 20's at several tables. After I went to the bathroom to release the massive Kraken built up inside my bowels, I walked over to one of those small tables with the two cutest white girls in the group, a blond and brunette. Monkeypaw, of course, having huge balls, is not afraid to hunt alone or like this. I live for this "taking chances" kind of shit. You are in the fucking Land of Smiles and everybody here apparently loves money, so what have you got to lose? Your pride? From some of the stories I've read and some of the photos I've seen, that ship has long sailed away is lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. Take note of these Monkeypaw instructions and follow them carefully. I approached the table with the two girls and pretended that this was my first time to Thailand. This is to gauge if they are tourists or working girls. They smiled and told me about several places to eat and things to do in the area, not once mentioning Nana Plaza which is about 200 meters away. Why you might ask? It's because these girls know that Nana is their competition. So of course I played dumb and asked them about Soi Cowboy which was further away. They asked me why I wanted to go there? I answered because I heard there where pretty girls I can go look at. The Russian girls then told me that they will just take my money with drinks and give me nothing. That was their cue to who they really are and it means "game on. " I need not say more, you just have to be really good at understanding hidden meanings and the subliminal messages sent when hunting. I allowed these Ruskies to think they persuaded me to spend my money and my time with them instead of going to Soi Cowboy, which I had no intention. They wanted 3000 each for a threesome, but I countered them with 2000 each plus tip and a promise to see them as much as I could while I was staying at this same hotel as they. They agreed and escorted me up to their room on the 7th floor because in my room had my American black buddy, who was a former NFL player, quietly and peacefully asleep. In the room, the girls where a bit camera shy until I offered a couple hundred bahts for some faceless pics. Sorry it's the best I could do without my cute teddy bear. The teddy itself is magical. Can we all agree that it has probably seen more hot pussy than most guys alive? But before both girls would even undress, I had to pay the 2000 and tip to each girl up front. Not a big deal as I was already in the room. The threesome in itself, was not a true threesome. There was no girl on girl action, but they did start by giving me a double BBBJ at the same time that lasted about 15 minutes. From there it was a switching girls fuck-a-thon, with no pussy eating or kissing by the girls with each other. They each did take turns riding my mouth with their pussy while the other one was riding my cock. Both girls has pussy piercings and fake boobs. The brunette got mad when I bit her clit and sucked on her clitoris ring. The brunette was also rather lazy and when she came first during doggy, she got tired, quit, and went to take a bath. I think I heard her mumbled "stupid Japanese pervert" on the way to the bathroom, perhaps because I tried to shove a thumb in her ass. I was a bit disappointed, it had only been like 45 minutes worth of fuck and suck by the two. The blonde however, was more accommodating and friendly. After her friend went away, she pulled off the condom and got me hard again with a great sloppy spitty blowjob. She then fucked me hard in various positions for the whole time the other girl was taking a bath and even allowed DFK and finger in her ass during K9. She was loud and very vocal. I tried to get her to call me Putin while I was fucking her in missionary. I have a feeling that taking these girls one at a time would have been better bet. They get kinkier and nastier when alone. I ended up asking to CIM to finish with the blonde. She went to the bathroom to tell the brunette something and came back to give me a nice BBBJ ending with CIM in which she guzzled my creamy stroganoff. Ahhh, it pays off to go exploring on your own with no fear in search of hidden treasures. Now, I know exactly where to go to find some white meat. By the way the desserts and coffee served in the Amari Boulevard lobby is non nom nom.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JSaint;2243204]I was scrolling through the forum and came across this review. Hands down, no one can compete with Monkey's game! The guy is legendary. You need to visit Patong from the 21st to 26th of December and teach this student of yours.

"Do. Or do not. There is no try. " Yoda.[/QUOTE]Did it dawn on you that MP is a writer and not really a doer? I bet a dollar to a donut hole that he's a walker. As in "money talks and bullshit walks". He will not meet you.

RL.

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2243209]Did it dawn on you that MP is a writer and not really a doer? I bet a dollar to a donut hole that he's a walker. As in "money talks and bullshit walks". He will not meet you.

RL.[/QUOTE]Especially when his description of the Amari Hotel is not even close to being real.

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2243209]Did it dawn on you that MP is a writer and not really a doer? I bet a dollar to a donut hole that he's a walker. As in "money talks and bullshit walks". He will not meet you.

RL.[/QUOTE]Ha ha. Not always wise to meet all the guys on a forum. I prefer to know only a very selected few guys that are very sane, and level headed, and laid back. In the far past I met many mongers known on the forum. Only maybe 10 to 20% were compatible.

A lot of the time, experienced mongers in a location just don't need wingmen, the girls are enough. Newbies may need buddies more so, who know how the land lies.

Years ago I got so many PMs, annoying mostly, was easier just to shut down that function. Maybe MP wants to get 200 PMs per day. LOL

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2243209]Did it dawn on you that MP is a writer and not really a doer? I bet a dollar to a donut hole that he's a walker. As in "money talks and bullshit walks". He will not meet you.[/QUOTE]I guess you do not realize that a few months ago he extended invitations to meet up, and has already met and hung out with people from this forum. So, I think you owe somebody a dollar. It would have been smarter to bet your money that someone that criticizes a person will not meet up with that person in order to be proven wrong.

You see, nobody that has met up with the guy has anything negative to say about him and attests to the things that he publicly says he does. But then after that the naysayers will lead you down a rabbit hole saying well in private he does not do the things he says he does in private, which can neither be proven nor disproven.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2243294]
You see, nobody that has met up with the guy has anything negative to say about him and attests to the things that he publicly says he does. [/QUOTE]Then why is he such an annoying, self-satisfied prick on this forum?

[QUOTE=Mogwai;2243325]Then why is he such an annoying, self-satisfied prick on this forum?[/QUOTE]I don't understand the need for name calling, but this makes no sense at all. It is his life. Should he not be trying to satisfy himself? You do not find a need or want to be satisfied throughout your life? I don't work all these hours to satisfy other people. I do it so I will have enough money to satisfy myself.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2241069]This part does not really make much sense, or ring true. Hard to believe he would need to be sleeping in your room. Surely he would not wish to impose in such a way as to sleep in your room. Any sensible guy would know you might need to use your room for private matters like 3 somes.

Only Indians and Thais share rooms with another guy. Farangs almost never do that. Okay You are not farang but still makes little sense.

Its better to have multiple very cheap rooms than to share a better one. Two rooms with connecting door normally closed could be workable. Not that many girls are going to be into gang bangs unless they like the guys and money is good.

For privacy reasons, I have sometimes had to be having two rooms concurrently. LOL Sharing is not on.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Syzygies;2241422]Ha ha, I failed to read everything carefully, rarely read the whole lot of these posts, about where he was only in there to use the toilet. LOL Only the pics really caught my attention. Still it read like absolute twaddle, so I would be surprised if girls swallowed it too. The bigger the lie, the more believable? LOL Possibly an old but ineffective technique. The more crazy the lie, just shows too much imagination taking over and not plausible in the slightest. MP does demonstrate a very active imagination, and now proves he is a habitual liar, not at all like myself. I lack the imagination to make up stuff, and really just can't be bothered. Hardly ever lie to hookers, takes too much effort to remember all the exact thinks already said and maintain a consistent story.

One wonders if these girls in the Hotel really existed or not. Just a little bit too pretty for me to accept it as true. I never saw any "Russians" (Kazaks or Romanian or whatever) so good looking in Bangkok but perhaps was in the wrong place. Hookers staying in that Hotel? Seems unlikely. More likely lurking there but having no room as well. Maybe he fucked some girl but switched pics to make them look better than what they were. Who would trust this guy, who has a lot of trouble seeing reality distinct from his imagination? LOL We need to see the cum stained Teddy Bear. LOL.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Syzygies;2241547]I meant his pics need to have girl somewhat unclothed holding the teddy bear to be more convincing, and not doctored pics. I guess I don't have expertise to tell.[/QUOTE]Your quotes definitely deserve some Nancy Drew honors for taking precious time out of your day to want dissect my story. Just relax, read, and thank me for not writing about where to find the best hamburger with a fried egg. And also why would I post pics of girls unclothed with a cum stained bear, so you can play Dudley Doo Right? You did eyeball some of the girls I've been with at the Go Go bars in Nana, like #5 at Rainbow 4. But your biggest honor is the Walking Dead one. Really, got to love Negan's quote. In case you forgotten the specifics of your honors, you can read up below. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2242482]4. The Walking Dead. A tribute to the American post apocalyptic horror television series about the journey, pains, and sufferings of human life and its survival in the months and years that follow a zombie apocalypse. *The Walkers are the brainless dead, that just only care about eating. My favorite quote from this movie is from "The Last Day on Earth" episode when Negan tells Rick, "It sucks don't it? The moment when you realize you don't know shit. ".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lefeu;2241228]I think you are the one stretching the humor, here.

Unless you know the guy very well, this is simply a bizarre story. So far, you have not said anything about how well you know the guy. I have mongered with many folks that I know really well. We have never entertained the idea of sharing a room, even in a place like Wanchai, Hong Kong, or Tokyo, where the rooms are relatively expensive. MP appears to have a good command of English, hence, his cultural background would not be a justification for such a stupid maneuver.[/QUOTE]You do a poor job of reading between the lines which means you game or "gamesmanship" level is low. You sir get Walking Dead award.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2242482]4. The Walking Dead. A tribute to the American post apocalyptic horror television series about the journey, pains, and sufferings of human life and its survival in the months and years that follow a zombie apocalypse. *The Walkers are the brainless dead, that just only care about eating. My favorite quote from this movie is from "The Last Day on Earth" episode when Negan tells Rick, "It sucks don't it? The moment when you realize you don't know shit. "[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nounce;2241237]I think what Blanquiceleste is saying the room being occupied is made up so talking about sharing room is pointless

Because MP also said this.

This stupid shit is still more entertaining than other posts. I would just go there to check out the girls and report back if I were in Bangkok.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=WhatDHell;2241236]English is not my first language but I get what MP is saying and the humour in his writing. Facepalm .[/QUOTE][QUOTE=BananaBoi;2241266]I know MP and I agree with blancqui's conclusion.

MP made up the story of a black Ex NFL player sleeping in his room to trick the girls to use their room since MP was staying at a hotel far away. The reason he specified to the girls it was a big black professional athlete was to make the story far fetched to the girls to see if they fall for it.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2241224]Christ. Two highly experienced mongers here. And they don't get it? MP was never staying in the hotel to begin with, so it was simply a story made up to see where things would go with the girls.

Please tell me you guys were stretching the humour here. Please![/QUOTE]Blue Clues awards all the way for you four for figuring it out. That's means you have some game, street smarts, and hustle in you.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2242482]3. Blue - A tribute to a very innovative animation series, Blues Clues, in which Steve, the host, presents the audience with a puzzle involving Blue, the animated dog. To help the audience unlock the puzzle, Blue leaves behind a series of clues, which are objects marked with one of her paw prints. In between the discovery of the clues, Steve plays a series of*games. As the show unfolds, Steve and Blue move from one animated set to another, jumping through magical doorways, leading viewers on a journey of discovery, until the end of the story. Those who follow these clues correctly, always gets rewarded.*
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[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2243171]I am almost developing an admiration now. BBBJ+CIM (as described in detail in one of your posts) or BBFS as the minimum acceptable service. THAT is low standard? Now I wonder what high standards would be like.

Wait a minute. Do I admire or do I pity? Tough choice.

Oh. Did I say that I read and post here for my own entertainment? Whether you get anything out of it or not is purely incidental.[/QUOTE]Yes, the "or" ought to make that minimal requirement quite doable unless the girl is not really in the business of P4P and only a hobbyist hanging around waiting for money for doing almost nothing. But it needs to be a genuine BBBJ+CIM, not a Hand Job with some oral foreplay thrown in. I did not move to Thailand to settle for less than that even if offered for free. And the girl can be less than the hottest girl in the bar, of course. But at least reasonably attractive and fit. I have found that combination of not particularly high standards to be difficult to come by in Pattaya compared with Bangkok.

[QUOTE=JSaint;2243204]I was scrolling through the forum and came across this review. Hands down, no one can compete with Monkey's game! The guy is legendary. You need to visit Patong from the 21st to 26th of December and teach this student of yours.

"Do. Or do not. There is no try. " Yoda.[/QUOTE]I can help you with some of that already; you don't need to tip a doorman 20 baht to use the toilet in a four or five star hotel in Bangkok. And while you might think you are being clever in pretending to be an ill-informed rube, not much chance of that flying if at the same time you want to be seen clever enough to negotiate a quoted 3,000 baht ST into a 2,000 baht ST on the spot. Twice. Oh, and so many more hogwash "tells" in that report. lol. But good luck with your lessons.