My first ever report and FKK experience.
Hello everyone!
This is the first time I ever report anything on this forum. The main reason for that being that I never had much to report on. I am originally from Costa Rica and although I did partake on some hanky-panky from time to time, I do not consider myself a full fledged monger. Still, being a local I do not believe that my experiences would help the expats living there reading the forum, as prices and service are different for locals and for visitors. Anyway, I moved to a certain middle eastern country some years ago because of work, here mongering is possible, but it seems to require too much time, planning, skills and most importantly, money.
This was my second ever trip to Berlin, the first one had been a year earlier and was basically like the Hangover movies, very funny now that I remember it, but terrible when it happened. To keep it short, we got drunk in a bar near the Ku Dam and since we were very short on cash we decided to visit one of this flatrate clubs, mainly caligula on Martin Luther St. Now, don"t get me wrong, under the right circumstances I believe that this would a be a great place to spend your money at, howeverHello everyone! This is the first time I ever report anything on this forum. The main reason for that being that I never had much to report on. I am originally from Costa Rica and although I did partake on some hanky-panky from time to time, I do not consider myself a full fledged monger. Still, being a local I do not believe that my experiences would help the expats living there reading the forum, as prices and service are different for locals and for visitors. Anyway, I moved to a certain middle eastern country some years ago because of work, here mongering is possible, but it seems to require too much time, planning, skills and most importantly, money.
This was my second ever trip to Berlin, the first one had been a year earlier and was basically like the Hangover movies, very funny now that I remember it, but terrible when it happened. To keep it short, we got drunk in a bar near the Ku Dam and since we were very short on cash we decided to visit one of this flatrate clubs, mainly the infamous Caligula on Martin Luther St. Now, don"t get me wrong, under the right circumstances I believe that this would a be a great place to spend your money at, however if you are seriously drunk already, perhaps going to an open bar is not the best idea. I had sex with some girls, don't remember how many or how it was, I do remember that they offered BBBJ for an extra 10 euro. Long story short, I woke up at 9 AM in the grounds near the Branderburg Gate, frozen, with no shoes and no wallet, I was still so drunk I could not remember where my hotel was. I ended up walking (without shoes in the freezing cold) all the way to the Ku Damm where my hotel was to pick up my things since my flight was leaving soon. I did not have extra shoes so I flew with the hotel slippers after I changed my flight since of course, I missed it. Good times.
To the matter at hand. I visited Artemis this past week, on Monday 9th, I decided I would spend the whole day there and no alcohol this time around, LOL. In my mind I had it all figured out, I was not going to go for anything more than the standard session, I was going to spread out and take it easy as I was planning to stay there all day, I had a great budget to work on, but I didn't want to go crazy as I was hoping I could make it a 2 day trip to Artemis instead of only one. Well, lets just say that all this planning was very good on paper, but once you are in a room full of beautiful naked women, selling all kind of extras, threesomes and talking into your ear words that you usually just hear from your favorite pornstars, all your best laid plans go out the window. I was hoping tyo write a comprehensive report like the ones we usually see on this forum, with points system scoring, names and details, however as soon as I went through those doors, I could barely remember my own name. Maybe next time.
So I was outside Artemis around noon, thanks to the Walk with Angus videos I got there without a problem from the S-Bahn station nearby, thank you Don Angus. I had this butterflies in the stomach feeling that I had not had in years, I thought for a moment I was going to hurl in the parking lot, but some deep breaths and I soldiered on. So I get to the reception and the girl asks me if this was my first time, I told her no, I did not want to be taken around like a child around the store, and I had previously studied the webpage and the virtual tour was good enough for anyone to get to know the club. I get changed into the worst ever bathrobes, I just had to laugh about it, This was my first FKK experience and I usually stay at 5 stars hotels, so this bathrobe was not up to my standards, but who gives a fuck, I was not there to enjoy the warmth and cozzines of their bathrobes. I had a walk around, had a girl try to pick me up on the stairs as I was going down to the pool, I fended her off saying I was just going downstairs to relax and I felt very proud of myself being able to hold into temptation and keep with my program. That was unfortunately the first and last time I said no to any girl that day. I got into the sauna for maybe 20 minutes, trying to still my hearth rate and gather my wits. Once I felt comfortable to where I was and what I was going to do, I got out to shower and went upstairs to the main bar. NOw the reason I chose to come early is because I knew it was going to be slow and since this was my first FKK experience I was not sure how I was going to react to a busy club, this was a good idea. The club was slow, there were probably around 20 to 30 girls around, most of them very attractive and some attractive enough, there were only a couple that did not seem attractive at all and they were a couple of latinas. They had a thick carribean accent, perhaps Venezuelan, Dominican, Cuban or thereabouts. Not what I am used to in regards to latin girls, normally latin girls are of the most beautiful girls in my book, but apparently not in Artemis on Monday 9th in the morning.
I was surprised to notice altough yes, most of the mongers present were senior citizens, or close to be, there were a lot of young guys. 40's early 50's and there were even around 10 guys about my age, early thirties, late twenties. It also amazed me, as soon as I opened the main door from Artemis, that a *****house smells the same anywhere in the world, it felt like I was back in a strib club in Costa Rica all of a sudden, aaahhhh. Also I thought, what is this deodorant that hookers use and is it a union thing that they all have to use the same, no matter where they are in the world, I was laughing to myself at this, no matter if you are in Costa Rica, Thailand, Turkey, Germany, France. They all use the same deodorannt and smell the same.
So I walk up to the main bar and order a soda, I had only sipped once when this beatiful, tall big breasted brunnette came over and started chatting me up. We talked for about 5 minutes although 3 seconds into our conversation I was ready to fuck her right there in the bar stool, I played it cool. Her name was Katherina or something similar. German, but spoke perfect English. Very sweet and nice girl. We went up to the room and she had very, very good BBBJ skills, very sloppy and wet and a lot of attention to the balls, which I believe anyone likes, no? I tell her to swing over so I can lick her and she says of course, her pussy was a nice tasting one, it is very rare to get this kinds of pussy so I took my time with it. She sensed that I was going to come in her mouth any second now, so she told me "you can come in my mouth if you want baby", motherfucker this is not fair! I was not going to pay for andy extras, that was the plan. We moved over to her on top for a while and then on to doggy, me standing on the floor with her ass over the edge of the bed, sex was nice but her pussy was perhaps a little too big for me, and I have a bigger than average dick. I had been holding all this excitement for days and I usually do come big, so I was sure that this one was going to be bigger than usual. I told her I was ready for her to suck me off and I give her a warning, I usually have big loads and this was probably going to be one. She did not seemed fazed by this and starting sucking my dick like her life depended on it, like that come was the cure to all her problems. I cum inside her mouth on huge spurts, probably around 10 spurts. She starts gagging and it somes out of her mouth and starts coughing too. I am done and she is laughing her ass off, I told her I had warned her, she tells me a lot of guys say they will come strong or a lot but it is usually not the case. She spits it into the wastebasket and then have this ritual involving gurggling mouthwash, not a very sexy moment I must add, but I laughed and remembered reading reports of this girl before, I recognized her from the mouthwash. 110 well spent.
I go take a shower and then spend maybe 10 minutes in the sauna, but I am very thirsty so I go to the bar again to get a soda, but this time I retreat to a corner so I can stay out of the radar for a while. This worked perfectly and I went unnoticed for about 3 minutes, when this couple of brunnete chicks come and sit by my side on the couch. I know what they are going to ask since I see them walking towards me from a distance, but I also know what I will answer even before that.
I do not know what their names were, I think I didn't even asked, not where they were from, They seemed Romanian, they are petitte and beautiful. They tell me they do not want anything else other than the 60 each for the half an hour. Sounds like a plan and we go to the room. We had fun, double blowjobs, one sucking me while the other feeds me her pussy, change positions, then reverse cowgirls with the other one sitting on my face, the girls change positions and we continue like this for what felt and eternity, probably 7 to 10 minutes, LOL. That was my first threesome since highschool, when I had this gorgeous brazilian girlfriend who in turn, had a girlfriend of her own, fortunately for me, I am not a jealous person, specially if the other person is also a girl. Anyway, that's a ddifferent story. I ended up cumming in the condom while on eof the girls rode me reverse cowgirl and I licked the others pussy. Not a bad way to spend your afternoon.
I retreat myself to the sauna again and begin to think on my previously laid plans. I am very tired as I had a flight that early morning, went to a meeting and then to Artemis directly, I didn't have any sleep. So I lay down on the loungers by the pool and catch some shut eye. I wake up and check the time and it is about 1 PM, yes, I had only been 2 hours here and had already parted with a hefty sum of money and fluids, I tell myself, If you want to last here until tonight (I had a 2 AM flight) , you better pace yourself. Now something very out of the ordinary happened, I am lounging on the chair and this punter comes next to me and he rests against the column next to chair. He is a very old fellow, probably 80's, had some trouble walking around before. Anyway, he kind of rests aginst the column and puts hin hand on his knees, beds over a little bit and has a painful expression in his face. I thought for a moment he had hurt his foot or something as he was looking to the floor. It quickly hit me, this fucker is going to die here. I ask him "Are you OK pops?" Of course he says something in German and as I start tio get out from my chair he collapses, hitting his head against the edge of the showers and causing a big cut inhis forehead. I grab him and turn him around and he is clearly alive although he seems very out of himself, I call for help and people come quickly. We píck him up and place him on the lounger I was sitting on and hold a small cloth to his forehead to stop the bleeding. The staff is already washing away the blood from the floor, which was a lot. Maybe five minutes later the paramedics get there and they take over, by now there are dozens of girls and punters standing around looking what is happening. I see a guy, probably the manager talk to one of the lady paramedics, I believe he probably told her to wait outside if she wanted to, it was probably a bit weird to be kneeling on the floor surrounded by 20 guys with their dicks out. They took the old guy away and he seemed to be OK.
Anyway, as we were standing around looking at the paramedics, this fantastically exquisite girls comes and talks to me. She is tall, light brown short hair, shoulder lenght. She is very skinny, a bit too much probably, I usually like girls a with some ass, I am latino after all. But this girl had such a beautiful face it was very tempting, she starts telling me what she likes to do, also known as selling her extras, and she has a filthy mouth which is always a plus. She says her favourite thing is to have the guy standing up in front of her and come all over her face and mouth: "Is that weird?" she askes. Shit! I had just popped 2 times in the last 2 hours and I was planning on taking it easy. So up to the room we go, again I cannoy remember her name sorry. She had a small tattoo in her lower abdomen, don? T remember what it said, I think it was the name of her daughter. 4 years old. She tells me she is originally from Cologne and works there too but not too much since she lives there and doesn't want her family to know what she does. She talks too much and is kind of quirky and spaced, cocaine perhaps? Anyway, I solve the problem by putting my dick in her mouth, but only temporarily, she keeps talking and talking. I am not into the GFE thing, if I wanted a girlfriend experience, I would fuck my girlfriend, I am here to have a good time with beautiful girls, unnattached and maybe even some PSE. In the words of Jack Nicholson, I do not pay them to have sex with me, I pay them to go home after we have sex. All in all, I had a good time with this girl, we were in trhe room about an hour and I ended cumming all over her face and mouth, just as she likes it, LOL! I thought I was not going to come too much by now but I was mistaken.
I go back to the sauna and am thinking, I need to rest and just take it easy, I need to make until tonight in this place, I will not make it at this pace. In 3 hours I had already fucked 4 girls and spent a lot of money. I go to the bar near the pool as there are no girls there during the day. I ask for a soda and chill, I am reading the newspaper when someone grabs my ass, I act cool, like this was nothing. This girl starts brushing against me, her tits on my chest and kisses my neck. I let out a course in arabic, things that you pick up when you live abroad. She laughs and tells me not to curse. She is turkish and understood what I said, as they also use a lot of arabic in their language. We talk for a while in the little turkish I know and laugh, she is a nice girl ans is quite pretty too. I am not intending to have another session right now, too tired, too much sex already and I don't think I will enjoy it. Five minutes later we are in a room and she has my dick in her mouth, which to my surprise was working at a 100 percent it seemed. I start fingering her holes and she enjoys it, she tells me to put 2 fingers up her ass, so I can open it up for my dick, I had not told her at any moment that I wanted anal and as you know, I was not planning on taking any extras, so of course 2 minutes after I was fucking her up the ass. Now here is were I had trouble, I would loose my erection inside her, pops out, it was VERY tight, she is a trooper and sucked me off until I am hard again and we go back to her ass. We do this maybe five times, I am not complaining as I am enjoying it. We go at it for quite a while and I tell her it is not going to happen. She refuses to be defeated and keeps on sucking me while she hoovers her ass and pussy above my face so I can put my fingers inside her, she rides me reverse cowgirl and then stops to put her ass again over my face while she sucks me, I finger her ass and then she rides me again. Well, I thought it was not possible, but the little lokum made me cum so hard I almost cried. We laughed for a bit, she was amazed when I told her she was my 4 girls of the say and it was only 4 PM. Paid her one hour plus anal, well planned eh?
I retreated once more to the sauna, I pondered upon my miserable performance and laughed like a fool by myself. Sometimes, you have to follow your hearth, or this case your dick, and enjoy life. I decided to leave around 5 or 6 PM as I saw this change of the guard of beautiful girls coming in and I feared I would go bankrupt if I stayed any longer. I spent about 5 to 6 hors in Artemis, spent too much more money than I had planned to spend and had an absolute fantastic time.
I left around 6 PM to eat something since I did not eat anytjing in Artemis other than punani. Walked around and went to the movies by Postdamer platz to make time for my flight. Took the S bahn to Rudow and then the X7 bus to the airport.
I will come back some day and hiopefully will go through my plan this time. Next month I will be in Cologne, which hopefully will alloe me more peace of mind as prices are more accessible and the next month is back home to Costa Rica for some R&R. Mongering is cheap there but I don't like to risk being seen as my family is somewhat important in the country, still there are some very discreet places one can go.
I know I missed most of the names of the girls and that the reviews are not detailed enough for the ardent monger, I thought of this report as more of a feel for the newbie, or warning perhaps, to not make to many plans and just enjoy your time.
I will post after my experience in Cologne next month.
PS: I can happily report I did not lose my flight, wallet or shoes on this trip. At least the not drinking part of the plan worked.
Hasta pronto!