Pattaya Reports

When I invite ladies over to my place for drinking, I pay 1000 baht as a flat fee, but the ladies are not required to do anything. So, anything that they do is on their own initiative. Which makes things interesting if they get horny. And things are unusual in Pattaya now as customers are scarce, and some ladies are living in places where they can't bring men back to their room. Maybe it's inconvenient for them to get laid, as opposed to impossible, but that must be weird for a bargirl. At any rate, I had a couple last night who couldn't get enough dick. Maybe it's a good sign when a lady gets naked and lies back with her legs open.

One lady was complaining about the lack of customers and told me the only nibble was from a guy who offered 8,000 baht for her to go with 4 men. The problem was they wanted 3+1, meaning one guy fucked her mouth while 3 guys fucked her pussy at once. I didn't know that was possible.

After they left, I had an overnight massage lady come over. The massage ended up with her fucking me. I came within a minute, which is what I thought she wanted. But she quickly started massaging my dick, and it was obvious that she was interested in some prolonged sex. Amazingly, I came back to life, and was good for maybe 10 minutes before I passed out.

Now I have to get ready for the next ladies, which means making ice for drinks and then going shopping for supplies. Yeah, this is kind of a job for me.

Some observations after a month of having dozens of ladies come to my place:

I give the ladies a choice of music. Most really like Latino music, stuff with Becky G, Maluma, Daddy Yankee, etc. When they are drunk, I change to Isaan music, but often the ladies want to go back to Becky G after a while.

I installed some PAR stage lights in my place, and set them up to Sound mode. This allows the ladies to change colors by clapping. Which they do all the time when they are drunk. I notice they like to change colors to red before giving me a blow job or a fuck.

The ladies never turn their back on me when they are naked, ie they never expose their pussies from the back. I don't know why that is, maybe that view is reserved for their Thai boyfriends. I didn't notice that until a couple of days ago when one lady did turn her back to me and opened her legs.

Of course, the ladies differ in what they want, some like soft touching of their clit, few want a finger fuck. I finger fucked one lady and her pussy blew up inside like a puffer fish. The opening was tight, but inside was a bowling alley. She ignored me since she was licking another lady's pussy at the time. The ladies who like soft touching mostly have the problem that they don't get wet enough for their clits to get lubed. So, too much rubbing irritates them unless I use lube. That is an occupational hazard of being a bargirl, and usually ladies carry lube when working bar.

In general, because of the lack of customers, the ladies are extremely easy to please, to the point that it's kind of weird. I am a very rare customer here: I don't have a Thai girlfriend, I am fully vaccinated, I have been here a long time, and I have money. That makes bargirls horny.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2592778]Some observations after a month of having dozens of ladies come to my place:

I give the ladies a choice of music. Most really like Latino music, stuff with Becky G, Maluma, Daddy Yankee, etc. When they are drunk, I change to Isaan music, but often the ladies want to go back to Becky G after a while.

I installed some PAR stage lights in my place, and set them up to Sound mode. This allows the ladies to change colors by clapping. Which they do all the time when they are drunk. I notice they like to change colors to red before giving me a blow job or a fuck.

The ladies never turn their back on me when they are naked, ie they never expose their pussies from the back. I don't know why that is, maybe that view is reserved for their Thai boyfriends. I didn't notice that until a couple of days ago when one lady did turn her back to me and opened her legs.

Of course, the ladies differ in what they want, some like soft touching of their clit, few want a finger fuck. I finger fucked one lady and her pussy blew up inside like a puffer fish. The opening was tight, but inside was a bowling alley. She ignored me since she was licking another lady's pussy at the time. The ladies who like soft touching mostly have the problem that they don't get wet enough for their clits to get lubed. So, too much rubbing irritates them unless I use lube. That is an occupational hazard of being a bargirl, and usually ladies carry lube when working bar..[/QUOTE]Mate just rub it in hahaha. I am jealous and happy for you. We are stuck in lockdown here in Sydney for the past 8 weeks and have not seen a pussy for long time. Here you are in pussy galore like it's raining pussies for you. My smile is from cheek to cheek writing these comments. Jokes apart I have enjoyed reading your posts and details of the escapades and glad at least someone is enjoying. Keep it coming brother. Also if you can share pics of the girls when you can.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2592778]I am a very rare customer here: I don't have a Thai girlfriend, I am fully vaccinated, I have been here a long time, and I have money. That makes bargirls horny.[/QUOTE]That should be TAT's new Pattaya tourist slogan.

Do you fit the this criteria? If yes, welcome to Thailand, you are going to love it here.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2592758]When I invite ladies over to my place for drinking, I pay 1000 baht as a flat fee, but the ladies are not required to do anything. So, anything that they do is on their own initiative.
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At any rate, I had a couple last night who couldn't get enough dick. Maybe it's a good sign when a lady gets naked and lies back with her legs open.[/QUOTE]You frequently tell us how these ladies love getting your cock. As I see it, getting naked and fucking is implicit to these ladies, even if they don't all do it. Time for a social experiment, tell them to come over for alcohol and cock. But, there will be no money. How many come? How many get naked? How many fuck?

I understand that you want to contribute financially, I would do the same thing. Just let them think there will be no money and see what happens. You can give those that show up the 1000 baht the next day.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2592820]You frequently tell us how these ladies love getting your cock. As I see it, getting naked and fucking is implicit to these ladies, even if they don't all do it. Time for a social experiment, tell them to come over for alcohol and cock. But, there will be no money. How many come? How many get naked? How many fuck?

I understand that you want to contribute financially, I would do the same thing. Just let them think there will be no money and see what happens. You can give those that show up the 1000 baht the next day.[/QUOTE]For no money, zero will come.

Maybe a lady looking for a boyfriend.

Today, I had a true civvie come over, a lady who owns a bakery shop. She is a friend of a mamasan who came over with her. Her work schedule is pretty tight, so she can't get out much.

After a few drinks, she pulled the "you my boyfriend " routine. I was straight with her and told her what I do, that I can't have a girlfriend until the bars open. She was horny as hell, but shy, but gave me a reality check since she never worked bar. Meanwhile, her friend got naked and was trying to grab my dick, but the civvie blocked her.

Still, the civvie engaged in deep kissing and did get partially naked. Her pussy was working overtime, I could smell it, coupled with sweat.

I don't have any interest in leading her on, but I can entertain her until the bars open.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2592778]and I have money. That makes bargirls horny.[/QUOTE]This got more to do with it, I guess?

As far as my experience goes, Thai are extremely focused on (getting) money. No matter how good-looking a Falang might be, there is always a ROI expected from these ladies.

Negative?

No, just realistic IMHO!

80+ years ago, a fictional character was born. His name was Walter Mitty. Summarized in Wikipedia, "Mitty is a meek, mild man with a vivid*fantasy life. In a few dozen paragraphs, he imagines himself a wartime pilot, an emergency-room surgeon, and a devil-may-care killer."

Not too long ago, we had a poster who was prolific in posting photos of Viet ladies, all more than willing to provide full service in all manners of ways. Of course, all were 18-20 year old hotties who would drop their drawers for $14-$16. LOL.

Now we are treated to the daily fantasies of an author who uses prose to relate his "studliness". I'm quite sure the poster cares not if readers really believe his alleged exploits. I'm guessing that his posts are for his own gratification, whatever he / she / it gets out of them. Any armchair shrinks have any opinions?

SS.

[QUOTE=Frankypanky;2592889]This got more to do with it, I guess?

As far as my experience goes, Thai are extremely focused on (getting) money. No matter how good-looking a Falang might be, there is always a ROI expected from these ladies.

Negative?

No, just realistic IMHO![/QUOTE]I do know young hansum Farangs supported by a Thai girlfriend, but that is a rare exception.

For anyone who doesn't understand why these ladies are performing for small money, the answer is simple: they talk to each other. If a lady doesn't do the same as the others, she learns real fast what is the norm.

So a lady who came last month and was indifferent, now she is a horny *****. Because that's what the other ladies tell her to be.

Tonight, I had something different happen, I was being mouth fucked by a lady, she climbed up on me while I was sitting on the sofa, and pumped away. Just when she started to make loud noises, I realized that she was a squirted. Too late, it all went down my throat. Of course, that didn't mean she came, she was good for another few minutes after she spewed.

Later on, I finger fucked her. She had a rather odd vagina, hard to explain why. But she spewed again, and now I am washing the sofa cushions.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2592251]They have been saying the exact same thing for 30 years. That was why they came up with LK Metro. It was supposed to be the elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Mr. E, like you I've been hearing this for 20 years, before the Soi Buakhao uprising I heard rumors they wanted Soi Bauahao to be the next WS, for years it didn't seem it was going to happen. You like me most likely seen the computer outlining what it would look like when if the waterfront clubs were removed this is when it was also rumored old licenses weren't going to be renewed.

For years this was debated there was a meeting with many of these waterfront owners with the government official, watching some of these owners roll into the meeting you would never guess they were rich but like many countries, in Asia, you never judge these guys by its book cover I was surprised a number of them were Indians they spoke very little but their representatives did by their body language and facial expression the officials were basically getting a tongue lashing accusations of former officials who took brides and illegal docs sales to many of these owners in the end owners walked out and nothing has been said again until now.

As you know you also got the biggest and highest unfinished Condo project at the end of the Bali Hai pier questioned as to how it got approved in the first place then near completion the owners decide thinking no one was looking decided to add more floors that is when it got stopped years later they are still talking and threatening to tear it down at one point the current mayor said they were moving in the bulldozer what a laugh his brother the former Mayor was the one who approved it. A funny rumor before the pandemic the government was trying to take it over and use it for their grand scheme Casino? Guess where that idea might have come from the former mayor brother who now resides in a top government position.

In spite of the above no one ever expected the pandemic even before the last shut down, they made it tough for those who were opened deciding to tear up walking street to put in underground wiring after 7 months it is moving at a snail pace. Then over a year ago, the announcement of the Entertainment Center was taken over by a Billionaire Indian Baku group of the Avenue then the Pandemic hit what timing.

Only time will tell if W. S. Is domed but certainly, the unexpected timing of the Pandemic has given it a good push the question is whether these old-time owners' legal or illegal purchases are going to go along?

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2592914]So a lady who came last month and was indifferent, now she is a horny *****. Because that's what the other ladies tell her to be.[/QUOTE]Maybe what is missing is your definition of horny. How does someone become horny simply because they wanted to or because someone else told them to (unless maybe they were hypnotized into it)?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2593121]Maybe what is missing is your definition of horny. How does someone become horny simply because they wanted to or because someone else told them to (unless maybe they were hypnotized into it)?[/QUOTE]You are asking me to explain female sexuality, which I am not qualified to do.

But there is another explanation, this lady was holding back before due to uncertainty, but her friends told her what they do at my place, and so she decided to get her share. Normally, I would laugh at the idea of a bargirl wanting sex, but things are very tight now in Pattaya. This lady lost her long time customer last week, so she moved back to a room in her bar, which means she can't have overnight guests. Without customers, if she is horny, she has to find an available Thai man, but that is a big hassle. Or, she could just get off at my place, which is okay if she doesn't mind another lady watching her cum.

It happens that the other lady was shy, so I took her into the bedroom before I ravaged her. She took it like a pro.

[QUOTE=SamSanuk;2592899]80+ years ago, a fictional character was born. His name was Walter Mitty. Summarized in Wikipedia, "Mitty is a meek, mild man with a vivid*fantasy life. In a few dozen paragraphs, he imagines himself a wartime pilot, an emergency-room surgeon, and a devil-may-care killer."

Not too long ago, we had a poster who was prolific in posting photos of Viet ladies, all more than willing to provide full service in all manners of ways. Of course, all were 18-20 year old hotties who would drop their drawers for $14-$16. LOL.

Now we are treated to the daily fantasies of an author who uses prose to relate his "studliness". I'm quite sure the poster cares not if readers really believe his alleged exploits. I'm guessing that his posts are for his own gratification, whatever he / she / it gets out of them. Any armchair shrinks have any opinions?

SS.[/QUOTE]I can only agree and share your thoughts. I can't go into details but this character seems having (had) a double somewhere else (forum). But, coincidentally, same town, some same bars, lack of photos, no names, no references of these wonderladies. He is now past history (there).

The precovid market was already struggling, fewer farang mongerers than earlier years were disputate by ladies of any kind. Prices were dropped but still a monetary exchange was the only way to get laid. Nothing is free in Thailand.

True that now lot of ladies of any kind went back home, bars are locked, but customers go by a few dozens, be them expats or survivors of the sandboxes. So it's quite funny to learn these ladies of any kind are available in packs just for a drink and a finger.

Leaving the monetary transaction as a secondary matter, maybe just to pay a box of fags for their beloved boyfriends watching the show from the background.

Oh well, basement fantasies at their peak, a new level has been reached.