[QUOTE=Dickhead; 1218005]I see some logical fallacies in BC's post. If one is never to go to unknown places, how is one ever to get to know any owners? Similarly, if one is never to trust anyone, how does one agglomerate a group to go out with? Or to put it another way: your mother told you never to talk to strangers, so you never made any friends. I understand BC is addressing his advice to "tourists." What, exactly, is a "tourist"? A pure tourist would never be mongering, and a monger would never be a pure tourist.
Now BC does make some good points, albeit rather indirectly. The average touron (that is a cross between a tourist and a moron, for those who don't know the term) thinks the "safest thing to do" is to take a taxi. The truth is quite the contrary in most Latin American countries. The taxistas are the ones telling the chorros where the gringos are staying.
1) Never tell the taxi from the airport your real hotel. Have him drop you off at the next closest hotel.
1a) Don't take a taxi in the first place; take a bus and then a taxi and have him drop you off at the next closest hotel.
2) Never have the taxi drop you off in front of the puticlub. Have them drop you at a nearby public location.
"Always call a taxi by phone" is indeed excellent advice, UNLESS you speak no Spanish and have the club call one for you. Then you just fucked yourself. Have the number of an independent taxi service BEFORE you go out, and be prepared with the address of a nearby hotel that is NOT where you are staying. If no Spanish whatsoever, better off having the bartender call you a cab than the doorman.
If there is anyone else in the elevator, or even if there is not, punch the button for one or two floors above where you are really staying and walk down the stairs, after making sure the elevator is closed behind you. This is an excellent security procedure no matter where you are.
Regarding having your drink drugged: Yes, it's a good idea to cover your drink at all times, but that can seem suspicious. Certainly don't go to the head and leave your drink at your seat. The best thing is to be Irish and that way your drink will be empty so fast no one can drug it.
Never trust hotel safes. Someone has a key or the combination. If you DO trust them, change the combination every time you leave the room, and wipe the keypad clean.
Scan the declaration page of your passport, the visa page for your current entry, your driver's license, and a copy of your return ticket. Don't do this in your hotel if you can avoid it. Send these to your e-mail. DO NOT save them to your computer hard drive.
Think about what you have to lose. I am single and childless and old. Not so much to lose. If you have a family depending on you, don't even go to dangerous places like Colombia. Similarly think about that when deciding whether to resist a robbery. If I decide to risk taking someone down with me, that's different than if you decide to do it, and have a wife and kids to support.[/QUOTE]Here in Bogota in Santa Fe (the Zona Roja) it's actually better to have the club call one for you. The actual "puticlubs" as you put it, generally are above board because they have reputations to protect. And just stepping out on the street after dark in Santa Fe is a pickpocketing risk, as well as a mugging one! I'm not the kind of guy to balk at walking dangerous streets but Santa Fe is really something else. I've never personally had a problem there but I've seen enough shit go down. I almost always have gone alone to Santa Fe but I do it during the day.
I really recommend people here as tourists and don't know anybody to NOT go to any of the "normal" pick up joints for that reason. Go straight for the straight up brothels instead. Especially if you're going to be drinking. I think drinking and getting drunk alone in a bar just about ANYWHERE on Earth is stupid and risky, but here it's just pure insanity. Best to come at least with a wingman or make some local friends before you do those sorts of plans. This includes thinking twice about that "non-pro" that invited you. She's probably not really so much of a "non-pro" and if you got a live one you could be in for the setup of your life. Make her meet at YOUR hotel (don't give previous notice of it either) or at neutral places. Don't EVER let her choose the meeting place until you've established some familiarity with her.
