141 advice from experts...
Considering giving this a go when next I am in Hong Kong. Have read the comments about the pics on the site being "fixed up" to to maximize beauty. I still want to have a crack (if you'll pardon the pun).
A few questions, some help and advice please:
Most girls have a price in their profile and say Neg for o/night. What sort of extra cost?
When calling what usually appears to be HK mobile phone numbers? Do you get to talk to the girl or?
When making an appt with girl for Hotel Reservation, will she come up to your room or do you need to meet her somewhere? On her own or with someone else?
Any general comment about "typical" standard of service, shower, massage, BBBJ, FS, extras, other? Ie. Is it as "hit or miss" as a girl I might catch at Neptunes or better trained or? Any chance for GF experience? A chat, a few drinks, bite to eat etc or do they want to do a runner asap?
If I am well satisfied and want a double header the following night, is that a little more negotiable?
Many thanks!
"The Massage Place" redux
"The Massage Place" on Portland Street, Mongkok was mentioned on here last week, and since my work took me up that way I thought I'd give it a try. I went at about 8pm on a weekday.
First of all, the previous reviewer gave the impression that it was close to 37D (i.e. practically in Yaumatei), but it's not. It's almost as far up as Langham Place. If you're going there, use Mongkok MTR, not Yaumatei. Look for the KFC on the corner; it's right there.
There was indeed a flunky waiting outside to guide me in.
Complaint number one: the changing-area coolies were hopeless. They failed to hand me a towel while I was disrobing, leaving me bollock-naked and exposing my modesty. Then after my shower (excellent showers, by the way) there was nobody in attendance to swap my towel for shorts and a robe. After the service, when I arrived for my exit-shower, again there was nobody to hand out the towels, I just fetched my own off a pile and abandoned my slightly stained shorts to the floor. And then the final indignity, when I was towelling myself off, the changing-room coolie materialised and just stood and watched, and watched, and watched..... it was creepy and awkward and in the end I was obliged to tell him to fuck off. I still dropped $20 in the tip box as insurance against future locker-thefts, but it was with great reluctance.
Now, the main event.
I was promised $829 for a "very young girl", full-service first, and then an hour's massage. Not cheap, but not too bad, either.
The massage room was clean, recently renovated, and the towels on the massage bed were fragrant. No complaints there.
The "very young girl" was ancient. I'd expect "young" to mean "younger than I am", and "very young" to mean "at least ten years younger than I am". (And, trust me, it's been a long time since "ten years younger than me" would lead us into the area of Things We Do Not Talk About On This Board.)
Nope, this girl was old. Older than me. If you wanted to know her socially, you'd take her out on a carbon date. And she had rock-hard false boobs. And, the crowning insult, a pussy like a bucket. I don't know whether she used to be someone's fisting slave, or if she's just had an awful lot of children (sideways), but - oh my droogies! - I am, by any survey you care to read, absolutely average in length and girth, and I DID NOT TOUCH THE SIDES. I was pounding away in the missionary position and if she hadn't been there at all, it wouldn't have felt any different! Old boxers who can't fight any more retire gracefully. Sometimes I wish old WGs had the same dignity.
So anyway, after tying a plank lengthwise across my back so I didn't accidentally fall in, I managed to finish the deed in the non-friction section, and lapsed into a relieved stupor. The WG went away (presumably to her second job, as a car park) and was replaced by a beefy lady whose role was professional massage. And at that point the evening improved considerably. The massage was terrific. By the time the phone rang, I was being scalp-massaged and was without doubt the most relaxed person anywhere in Kowloon.
Would I return? Unlikely. Maybe just for the vanilla massage (at $3xx), immediately following a session at 37D. But for the full service? No.
Massage Place on Portland Road
[QUOTE=Idler31]"The Massage Place" on Portland Street, Mongkok was mentioned on here last week, and since my work took me up that way I thought I'd give it a try. I went at about 8pm on a weekday.
First of all, the previous reviewer gave the impression that it was close to 37D (i.e. practically in Yaumatei), but it's not. It's almost as far up as Langham Place. If you're going there, use Mongkok MTR, not Yaumatei. Look for the KFC on the corner; it's right there.
There was indeed a flunky waiting outside to guide me in.
Complaint number one: the changing-area coolies were hopeless. They failed to hand me a towel while I was disrobing, leaving me bollock-naked and exposing my modesty. Then after my shower (excellent showers, by the way) there was nobody in attendance to swap my towel for shorts and a robe. After the service, when I arrived for my exit-shower, again there was nobody to hand out the towels, I just fetched my own off a pile and abandoned my slightly stained shorts to the floor. And then the final indignity, when I was towelling myself off, the changing-room coolie materialised and just stood and watched, and watched, and watched..... it was creepy and awkward and in the end I was obliged to tell him to fuck off. I still dropped $20 in the tip box as insurance against future locker-thefts, but it was with great reluctance.
Now, the main event.
I was promised $829 for a "very young girl", full-service first, and then an hour's massage. Not cheap, but not too bad, either.
The massage room was clean, recently renovated, and the towels on the massage bed were fragrant. No complaints there.
The "very young girl" was ancient. I'd expect "young" to mean "younger than I am", and "very young" to mean "at least ten years younger than I am". (And, trust me, it's been a long time since "ten years younger than me" would lead us into the area of Things We Do Not Talk About On This Board.)
Nope, this girl was old. Older than me. If you wanted to know her socially, you'd take her out on a carbon date. And she had rock-hard false boobs. And, the crowning insult, a pussy like a bucket. I don't know whether she used to be someone's fisting slave, or if she's just had an awful lot of children (sideways), but - oh my droogies! - I am, by any survey you care to read, absolutely average in length and girth, and I DID NOT TOUCH THE SIDES. I was pounding away in the missionary position and if she hadn't been there at all, it wouldn't have felt any different! Old boxers who can't fight any more retire gracefully. Sometimes I wish old WGs had the same dignity.
So anyway, after tying a plank lengthwise across my back so I didn't accidentally fall in, I managed to finish the deed in the non-friction section, and lapsed into a relieved stupor. The WG went away (presumably to her second job, as a car park) and was replaced by a beefy lady whose role was professional massage. And at that point the evening improved considerably. The massage was terrific. By the time the phone rang, I was being scalp-massaged and was without doubt the most relaxed person anywhere in Kowloon.
Would I return? Unlikely. Maybe just for the vanilla massage (at $3xx), immediately following a session at 37D. But for the full service? No.[/QUOTE]Wow that sound like a real s**t experiance. I never had a bad experiance. At this place. I usually go after midnight I wonder if the shift changes this time.? But thanks for the update I may try someother place today.
A whistle-stop tour of Hong Kong
I’ve just returned from a fantastic 3 week trip to the Philippines which was book-ended with a couple of nights in Hong Kong either side and hence my initial post here …
I stayed at the Wharney Guang Dong Hotel on the way out and at the Empire on the way back. Whilst both these hotels were OK (with the Empire probably being the better of the two) and had the advantage of being close to the Wan Chai action both suffered from being so close to the action as to make it just too tempting for the girls to go back out for some repeat action despite the deal that you may have struck beforehand. Also neither were that security conscious and the girls could pretty much come and go as they pleased.
[u]37 Dundas[/u]
As soon as I arrived in HKG, for my first foray out I decided to visit 37D which I found easily enough through the guidance of the many posts here.
Now I’m not sure whether there are two establishments at this place or just the one (perhaps one of the local experts could clarify) however there is one entrance with a staircase directly next to the shop and another flashier sign-posted entrance a little further along and this was the entrance that I took and then took the lift up to the 2nd floor.
The deal here seemed to be $465 all-in and as it was my first visit I wasn’t sure what to expect. There was no line-up as such, I was just offered a drink and then escorted into a small room to wait for the girl(s) to arrive. The girl who arrived wasn’t the best of specimens but was just about OK and as I wasn’t sure whether I’d indeed get a choice and the body language was OK I agreed and off we went.
Unfortunately things started going pear shaped from there on in and in the event it turned out to be a fairly poor session as the SP evidently had boyfriend troubles and it was fairly comical as first I had to keep quiet in the room whilst someone was calling out her name, then we had to move rooms then the session was interrupted while she took frantic phone calls etc. etc. She did have the good grace to apologise but for the interruptions but the mood was completely destroyed by then.
[b]Verdict:[/b] Reasonably set-up but the particular SP was just far too to pre-occupied for the session to rate as anything other than mediocre.
[u]Neptune II[/u]
After the afternoon’s somewhat unsatisfactory encounter in the evening I decided to do the circuit of the Wan Chai discos carefully avoiding the entreaties of the door girls of the more brazen rip-off clubs.
I checked out : New Makati, Laguna, Joe Banana, etc… before finally deciding to check out Neptune II which was easily the best of the bunch. That said, it was slightly annoying that I got charged a door fee on my first visit which I subsequently found out was negotiable. By way of clarification I should mention that I’m black guy and when the “door” men pointed out the entry fees it seemed that I’d have to pay $500 before they decided that I’d qualify for the Forces rate of $150 which apparently entitles you to one free drink but is still daylight robbery. However, knowing no better I paid up.
On my next visit I happened to enter the club closely after a group of white guys and I pretended to be part of that group and surprise surprise the entry fee was waived in this case! On my final visit on my return to Hong Kong I just brazened it out and said that I was a regular visitor to the club and so again got away with no entry fee. Thus my strong recommendation is not to have any truck with this blatant discrimination and just argue the toss.
Anyway, after surveying the scene and getting a few rejections I eventually struck a deal with a Thai chick and we agreed $1000 for a short-time encounter which we agreed would be 3 hours. When we got to my room she demanded the fee upfront but I’m too wise for that game and so after a brief discussion and mindfully that I didn’t want to destroy the mood altogether we settled on 50% up-front. There followed an entertaining hour but when we were done she began the subtle attempt to try and wheedle out of her agreed 3 hours pleading that it was her last night in HKG and wanting to go back out and make a bit more cash and so eventually not wanting the hassle I decided to accede and paid her the balance of the cash but no tip.
[b]Verdict[/b] Good club, good band, good music, nice mix of girls but definitely a cattle market
[i]There followed a shag fest in the Philippines[/i] but keen to keep up my stats of at least one “encounter” on every day of my trip on my return to HKG I decided to have another go to see if I could get better service at 37D and this time tried the first staircase. However, when I got to the club entrance at about 18:30 the mama-san told me that they were full and that I should maybe come back later.
[u]K-Pressure[/u]
Given the throbbing in my trousers I wasn’t keen to wait and so I decided that I'd go and see if I could find the infamous K-Pressure which I eventually found on the corner of Woosung Street and Jordan Rd, next door to a 7-11 and opposite Yoshinoya.
The deal here is $390 for the session and $110 for the short-time hotel next door.
I much preferred this place to 37 Dundas and by now of course I had a much better idea as to what to expect. I rejected the first girl offered as it was immediately evident that we didn’t get on and accepted the second girl - Su Zen (no doubt the wrong spelling but that’s what it sounded like) - who proved to be an excellent choice and who, with her great enthusiasm, turned what in other circumstances might be a fairly routine production line service into a great session.
The standard service here is a 45 minute session comprising:- Thai style body slide massage, interspersed with some BBBJ, then after towelling down some more BBBJ, anal rimming both enlivened with some neat use of ice followed by sex in a variety of positions.
Re the anal rimming it always struck me as one of the ironies of life that some folk get to kick arse for a living whilst others get to lick it either metaphorically or physically, Speaking for myself I know which side of the fence I prefer but fair play to Su Zen she’s a master of the art!
[b]Verdict:[/b] Definitely the best experience I had in HKG and the club also has the benefit of being a stone’s throw away from an excellent open-air seafood restaurant (Aberdeen Seafood Restaurant) and the food there proved to be a good way of recharging the batteries
[u]Repeat visit to Neptune[/u]
This time round, after initially being given the run around by a couple of fit looking Thai chicks who I wasted a lot of time and drinks on, I eventually hooked up with a Pinay chick at around 3am and this time we struck a deal of HKD $1000 for 5 hours, this was after I’d first rejected the patently ridiculous request for $4000! Fair play to her as she more than honoured our deal and after another morning round, some breakfast and a bout of shopping (for me not her) I waived her off at around mid-day and tipped her an extra $250.
[b]Verdict:[/b] A much better encounter although it was slightly galling having to pay 5 times the price that I’d been paying in Filo not to mention the extortionate cost of drinks but c’est la vie.
Having by now checked out of the Empire and with about 10 hours to kill before my flight home I did what any self respecting monger would do in the circumstances and paid a repeat visit to K-Pressure and rendezvoused again with Su Zen. We both laughed when we saw each other given that it had been barely 24 hours since my last visit. She clearly (and correctly) had me down as an addict! An equally good session was brought to an end by the untimely sound of the telephone calling to tell her that my time was up. On the way out the Mama-san saw me off with parting words of “See you tomorrow” – sadly it will be a little longer than that before I make my repeat visit more’s the pity