Bangkok Reports

Come to dady!! No joke a side, You have any option open. Just make your minde up before you arrive. I have read this forum for years and found my way in the jungle. For me I like the semi pro places in town. You never know what your get.

I stay in Soi 22 and tried JW massage today and for me it was great. Clean place, great girl and HIIIIEAY, losta a fun!! Clean outside but.

[QUOTE=Pavp79;1793635]I will be in bkk (3rd time) next week. Happy to help.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kaintuck;1792583]Many thanks. The only place I know in Yaoworaj is Hoi Tien Lao, a famous and elegant Chinese restaurant I haven't been back to in 30 years. I will check out the Shanghai Mansion hotel.[/QUOTE]I highly recommend the Shanghai Mansion. It's a funky boutique hotel, the rooms are unique. It's a good place to stay, although way the hell off the beaten path. Until the MRT came onto the scene, Yaowarat was such a PITA to get to I stopped staying in the area.

I also recommend Tang Jai Yoo. If you like roast pig. This was featured on Anthony Bourdain a few years back. You'll need 4 or 5 people, probably, to justify the expense. Also, their curry crab was great, so I was told. Personally, I hate futzing with crab. A lot of work for little results. But the other 5 ladies I was with loved it.

[QUOTE=Oosik;1792639]I made another early visit to Crazy House, but they were already dancing and the quality was better than the first visit of the trip.

To my relief the previous lust, Mai, was not to be seen, so I perused the selection and settled on a naked #85 whose name might have been "Naul" or something like that. It seemed, based on various hand gestures, to mean "little" or "small", but perhaps she was opining that I was hung like a hamster. It was at this point very hard to hear anything other than what I assumed was a jet engine doing a maintenance run-up. It turned out to be the music. Not really my taste: I'd have settled for the engine.

There were immediate indications of trouble: She ordered -with, I hasten to add, my agreement, a double tequila for 330 baht. I had no problem with that: It pretty much told me that this was not going to work out, so I didn't have to waste my time and more money with a money sucking leech.

But before we go I have to say that I was totally unaware of the nose issue until Syzygies pontificated on it. Now I cannot take my eyes off of some of those mutations. Holy crap! Thanks a lot!

Next was Suzy Wong's. An average lineup with one, in my mind, cutie. "Not", #49, is slim but with almost perfect-sized titties: Big enough to jiggle delightfully on stage, but not destined to be bouncing off kneecaps in a few years. Always knowing how to impress a girl, I scared her within an inch / millimetre of her life. After her stage I walked over to where she was chatting with other dancers. They were seated, she was standing back to the stage. I stood there waiting for a break in the conversation (good luck with that). Eventually another girl pointed to me. I had no idea I was this horrific looking: This girl had seen hundreds of mutated noses and STILL leapt the better part of a metre away from me. WTF?

[/QUOTE]Not sure why you say you were horrific looking. Merely behaving strangely I guess, unless a case of bad BO. LOL.

You have been in Thailand so long, you must know that "Noi" means small, right? I am guessing Noi as its pretty close to Naul, and Noi is a very common name with two different tonal variations, high and low. Thai words never end in "L" sound. They can't pronounce it. Nit and Lek also mean small. The Noi I know well in CH has a different number, not 85.


All drinks are either 160 Baht or 170 Baht so a double tequila cannot be 330. Likely she ordered a tequila and a coke. That is common and might cost exactly 330 Baht. Girls should get permission to do so. I sometimes agree, usually not.

Fake noses are common in upper class Thai clubs, Coyote places, Baccara, Addict massage, etc. Far less common in Crazy House but there are some. Some fake noses look really bad. Some are okay Jobs that are difficult to detect. That tends to be only 10% of them unfortunately. Good jobs are probably expensive. Same goes for tit jobs.

I know an exceptionally cute but selfish Coyote in Mercury. Very small butt but still cute. By coincidence, I fucked her in Midnight where she used to be a show dancer about 3 years back. She was fantastic on the bed and lost all track of time, so we got a very very long ST session. Guess I will try her again before too long since coyote barfines in Nana are not quite off the planet prices. I am not normally taking Coyotes but can make an exception.

Two retired Thai hookers that I know very closely. One has had her impants downsized from 450gm to 320 gm. Were too heavy. I got to hold the removed bags (cleaned up). Amazing how heavy they feel. Another has had her implants taken out (for now) and tits look much better, only a B cup now. Its a pity that nose jobs can't be undone, as far as I know. Perhaps they can be re-adjusted or improved.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1794143]Not sure why you say you were horrific looking. Merely behaving strangely I guess, unless a case of bad BO. LOL.

Likely she ordered a tequila and a coke. That is common and might cost exactly 330 Baht. Girls should get permission to do so.[/QUOTE]It wasn't my BO: I always stalk from downwind!

Yes, a tequila and Coke: That was exactly what it was. Like I said, she did ask permission, so no attempted hustle on her part: It just set off warning bells, possibly erroneously if it is common. Her disappearance was a pretty good hint, though. The name wasn't Noi. I really couldn't hear it well and gave up after the second try. Doesn't matter: Got the number!

I've been back to CH a couple of times but haven't spotted anyone that sparked my interest sufficiently. Tried Dollhouse and Tilac, both sort of meh, but have done some drooling at Shark. Way too much clothing on, especially the 300 series coyote-looking girls, but on some what is visible is hot. Too bad I care nothing for basketball: The girls at the far (bar) end of the stage are absolutely fascinated by it.

Repeated with Benz at SW (supposedly on her birthday, the 29th) and Diap at Kasalong. Same awesome services. Then went back to Kasalong last night and Diap was not there. Got some girl who was even more vigorous than I am when I'm practicing. Ouch! Note to aspiring BJ bar girls: If the balls are resting on the couch do NOT try to drive them into the upholstery when the hand is on the down stroke! (Cue scene from Airplane about crushed nuts). Had to take matters into my own hands ostensibly because hers were getting tired but really to save my manhood and the furniture from total destruction. I didn't get her name which on one hand would be useful for self preservation, but on the other it would be really, really rude to walk into the bar and say, "I want anyone but her!

Diap returned from lunch as I was leaving. She did not seem amused. Also, perhaps already posted here, they have a VIP room. Miss Balls Pounder tried to up-sell me to it. It has a shower, bed, perhaps fewer balls-sized dents in the furniture, maybe better air conditioning. I assume that FS is on the menu.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1794143]Its a pity that nose jobs can't be undone, as far as I know. Perhaps they can be re-adjusted or improved.[/QUOTE]Nose jobs can be undone but depending on how and by whom it was done may need advanced skills in plastic surgery. Standard procedure in Asia is merely inserting two hard silicon implants (yes we are talking noses) to lift the root of the nose. They can be taken out in principle but it is not as easy like breast implants. Noses are high level surgery if done well, breast implants every med school junior can do without too much damage.

FA.

[QUOTE=FernandoAlonso;1794256]Nose jobs can be undone but depending on how and by whom it was done may need advanced skills in plastic surgery. Standard procedure in Asia is merely inserting two hard silicon implants (yes we are talking noses) to lift the root of the nose. They can be taken out in principle but it is not as easy like breast implants. Noses are high level surgery if done well, breast implants every med school junior can do without too much damage.

FA.[/QUOTE]I have seen some very good nose jobs in Bangkok. By good ones, I mean ones where the nose looks very natural. Sadly too many gals have bad ones and they end up looking like a cross between Michael Jackson, a vampire bat, and a pig.
I don't mind them or a fake rack for that matter as long as they are done well. There is a lot of difference between the 40-60k boob jobs most P4P gals get and the 120k up jobs that are available here. The Inamed/McGhan implants can be quite stunning. Especially the BioCurves.

About a few weeks ago, I was in BKK and stumbled into my buddy Socker (ISG handle). He invited me to share a beer with him and his friend at Thermae. I have read quite a bit about this place over the years. Most of the reports mentioned that this place has plenty of eye candy, but they prefer well-off Asian mongers, like Japanese / Koreans / Chinese. Hence, I lost the desire to check this place out, since I cannot fake my way into the well-off Asian club. Worse, I can easily pass for Indian.

However, since I have checked about every other mongering venue in Bangkok, I could not pass up this opportunity. Upon entering Thermae, I was pleasantly surprised, as there was so much eye candy. I felt like a kid in a candy store. Perusing around, I noticed that there were more eye candy than members of the preferred monger club, I. E. Well-off Asians.

After a while, Socker and his friend departed with some nanas in tow and I was left alone. With a beer in hand, I started roaming around. Soon, I stumbled into this beautiful, young, and sexy Thai. Her name was Ning (I think). She appeared receptive to my approach. I offered her a drink which she accepted, and soon we started the negotiation process. She started high but quickly settled to a more reasonable price. The deal was sealed and off we went to my hotel room.

I had such a good time with her that I decided to see her the next night. Unfortunately, she was nowhere to be found. Not to be discouraged, after a while I met Lin and she became my lady that second night. Likewise, I liked Lin a lot and decided to go back for Lin (or Ning) the next night. Lin was right there, seemingly waiting for me. The next day, I left Bangkok with a big smile on my face, and dreaming of Ning, Lin, and whoever else comes along. One sure thing, I will be back in a few months.

In the past, I used to go straight from the airport to Pattaya and skip Bangkok, no more. Big thanks to my wingman. It was his first trip to SEA, and I wanted to show him Bangkok.

[QUOTE=Lefeu;1795573]About a few weeks ago, I was in BKK and stumbled into my buddy Socker (ISG handle). He invited me to share a beer with him and his friend at Thermae. I have read quite a bit about this place over the years. Most of the reports mentioned that this place has plenty of eye candy, but they prefer well-off Asian mongers, like Japanese / Koreans / Chinese. Hence, I lost the desire to check this place out, since I cannot fake my way into the well-off Asian club. Worse, I can easily pass for Indian.

However, since I have checked about every other mongering venue in Bangkok, I could not pass up this opportunity. Upon entering Thermae, I was pleasantly surprised, as there was so much eye candy. I felt like a kid in a candy store. Perusing around, I noticed that there were more eye candy than members of the preferred monger club, I. E. Well-off Asians.

After a while, Socker and his friend departed with some nanas in tow and I was left alone. With a beer in hand, I started roaming around. Soon, I stumbled into this beautiful, young, and sexy Thai. Her name was Ning (I think). She appeared receptive to my approach..[/QUOTE]And the truth will set you free. Pattaya is over rated. I can only stay in that place for no more than 3 days. Thermae is a great hunting spot. Have fun!

[QUOTE=Lefeu;1795573]About a few weeks ago, I was in BKK and stumbled into my buddy Socker (ISG handle). He invited me to share a beer with him and his friend at Thermae. I have read quite a bit about this place over the years. Most of the reports mentioned that this place has plenty of eye candy, but they prefer well-off Asian mongers, like Japanese / Koreans / Chinese. Hence, I lost the desire to check this place out, since I cannot fake my way into the well-off Asian club. Worse, I can easily pass for Indian.

However, since I have checked about every other mongering venue in Bangkok, I could not pass up this opportunity. Upon entering Thermae, I was pleasantly surprised, as there was so much eye candy. I felt like a kid in a candy store. Perusing around, I noticed that there were more eye candy than members of the preferred monger club, I. E. Well-off Asians.

After a while, Socker and his friend departed with some nanas in tow and I was left alone. With a beer in hand, I started roaming around. Soon, I stumbled into this beautiful, young, and sexy Thai. Her name was Ning (I think). She appeared receptive to my approach. I offered her a drink which she accepted, and soon we started the negotiation process. She started high but quickly settled to a more reasonable price. The deal was sealed and off we went to my hotel room..[/QUOTE]Can you mentioned what day of the week (EG: Friday, sat) and what times you went? It helps to us to know when the talent is working as there are reports on Thermae where nothing was available at all.

[QUOTE=Lefeu;1795573]....I offered her a drink which she accepted, and soon we started the negotiation process. She started high but quickly settled to a more reasonable price. The deal was sealed and off we went to my hotel room.

Unfortunately, she was nowhere to be found. Not to be discouraged, after a while I met Lin and she became my lady that second night. [/QUOTE]Please share more details and the going rates at Thermae, we have not seen a review from that place for a while.

I am surprised you did not take your Ning's telephone number for posterity (

[QUOTE=Lefeu;1795573]In the past, I used to go straight from the airport to Pattaya and skip Bangkok, no more. Big thanks to my wingman. It was his first trip to SEA, and I wanted to show him Bangkok.[/QUOTE].

I think BKK & PYX should not be compared but rather enjoyed on their own terms. Its like boobs v / s pussy. Would you ever give up one for the other?

Chaps,

Not seen any FR's about CL. Many girls are advertising and wanted to know if any of you guys had good or bad experience. Reason I ask, UK CL is full of scams as is UAE.

Hi guys,

I am hoping to be in BKK for just a couple days next week. Can anyone recommend any good duo girls that perform well with each other? Outcall to room would be awesome but most places offer that right? I know there are tons of options but I got such a little time any help will be awesome thank you so much. I tried ice and her friend at new place last time and they were awesome in service but and I highly recommend but looking for something different this time!

Thanks a lot for any help offered.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;1795686]Please share more details and the going rates at Thermae, we have not seen a review from that place for a while.[/QUOTE]Ning quoted me 3 K bahts for ST initially, and then she came down to 2 K bahts. I was a bit concerned about the service as I did not want to be perceived as a stingy (which I am not). Luckily, she gave me great service and I gave her a generous tip accordingly. Lin asked for 2. 5 K straight and I did not bargain with her. I usually don't negotiate the price once I know the pricing structure. Either I accept it or move on. I have not hobbied in Bangkok for a while, hence I was testing the waters.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;1795686]I am surprised you did not take your Ning's telephone number for posterity [/QUOTE]I have collected phone numbers in the past, but unless I can use them on that trip I don't bother. I was in Bangkok for 3 days only and I am sure I will be looking for other Ning / Lin on my future trips. I like variety.

[QUOTE=Pavp79;1793635]I will be in bkk (3rd time) next week. Happy to help.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the offer but without pm that will be difficult.

FA.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1794291]I have seen some very good nose jobs in Bangkok. By good ones, I mean ones where the nose looks very natural. Sadly too many gals have bad ones and they end up looking like a cross between Michael Jackson, a vampire bat, and a pig.
I don't mind them or a fake rack for that matter as long as they are done well. There is a lot of difference between the 40-60k boob jobs most P4P gals get and the 120k up jobs that are available here. The Inamed/McGhan implants can be quite stunning. Especially the BioCurves.[/QUOTE]Copy that,

As a good example Benz has a great nose job. Personally I would revoke the license of whoever did the boob job, but again symmetry and size may be a personal taste.

FA.