Phuket Reports

[QUOTE=GerryGa;1752607]I recently stayed at the Patong Beach Hotel (5 minutes from Bangla Road) for three nights and ended up paying an extra 3000 joiner tab. Policy one registered guest free same girl everynight no problem but somebody new 1500 . So say you book a week have a different companion each night on checkout you will pay a whopping extra 9000 (6 at 1500). Best to check your hotel policy before booking. Incidentally on Bangla Road I found the Tiger complex best for evenings and Illusion Night Club for late night.[/QUOTE]If you google bargirls friendly hotels in Phuket or what ever city yo are going to. You will find a few web sites that list places with no joiner fees. Then find a few you like and email them about joiner fees. Print it out at take it with you just in case they try to change you extra.

[QUOTE=AsianVid;1759729]This is the last part. After about 40 secs in the video the girls do some acrobatics. Shows how strong they are.

[URL]https://youtu.be/GSpTcwnh8sM[/URL][/QUOTE]Indeed, better not get into an argument with these girls.

Hi guys,

I will be heading to Patong in a few months and I am looking into having sex or a BJ / HJ with some of the massage girls. Soi Kepsap I've read in the forum is a good place to start, can't really bring any of the girls back to my room as it will be occupied with my significant others so the massage joints are the best I'll be able to swing. Are there a lot of short time hotels to take some ladies for ST around Bangla? How easy is it to get offered extras during a oil massage. Any tips would be much appreciated, I've also RTFF so any other help or tips would be great.

Hi guys,

Just returned from a two week trip to Patong. I found it a little quieter this year more than previous years that I have been.

Arrived on the Sunday night and waited at the airport for my pickup, as I was waiting the heavens opened up and down came the rain, as I was waiting there I turned round to see a very sexy Russian girl also waiting for her taxi, struck up some lite chat and offered her a lift to Patong, but alas she was waiting for her be / f to come in a taxi to collect her. Got to my hotel checked in and unpacked, soon found myself in the hotel bar meeting old friends from previous trips and renewed good friendships over a few beers before hitting the delights of Bangla road.

Bangla has changed this year, more of those assholes with their hey guys come see my ping pong show, not my cup of tea been there done that got the ping pong ball, after hitting in and out of a few bars, we head to Tai Pan, I like this club as it has a good mix of girls and to me has a good vibe. Got in there about 2 am and the place was a little quiet, I was thinking where have all the chicks gone, hope the ain't gone all back home to the provinces, anyway stayed and got talking to one of the dancers in the club had a few beers and offered some LD's to her and off she went for her turn on stage. Had a good rapor with her so decided to take her LT, asked her the bar fine and nearly shat myself at her response, 1000 BT. I said no your OK and I will look elsewhere, but she said if you wait till 5 am you can take me and no BF, so that's what I did.

Back to my hotel about 5. 30 and was feeling the affects of the flight and nearly having no sleep but still managed a few pops before falling asleep. Woke at mid-day to her up and about and she was wanting another round before she left, who am I to say no to a pretty girl, so popped her before she left, damage was 2000 BT, some might say I overpaid but I find this OK price for what I'm looking for.

Out and about walking along past Jungcelyon heading towards Christine massage I was stopped my a very cute massage chick from a place called Nice massage, ran through the menu of massage and told her I would return soon as I was out for a walk. On the was back to the hotel the heavens opened up once again so I thought good time for my massage. She was happy to see I returned so soon and off I went upstairs for an Thai oil, cost 300 BT, can't remember her name but geezer she was hot, told me to undress and would be back in a minute, lay face down on the mat waited the in she came in just a little bikini that was straining to hold her tits in, started on the massage which was very good, she spread my legs a little so she could do the light caressing of the balls, this drives me wild so I was solid in no time. Turned over and by now she had her top off and those tits were just staring at me needing to be sucked, she continued with the massage and as I was getting harder she let out a gasp, no I don't think I'm the best endowed guy in the world but she seemed impressed enough to tell her friend who was in the next room giving a guy a massage. Her friend came in to the room to have a look and said to me to treat her friend easy LOL. Started to get down to the business part of things, wow I have never seen such long nipples on a chick before, these were long enough to hang a soggy saddle bag on, must have been about 2 inch long and thick also, sliding over me covered in oil I thought I would test the wanted so dipped my finger in her hole, geese this chick was wetter than the monsoon rains falling off the roofs outside, dripping in love juice she was, started to bang with her on top then some RCG ACG MISH then finished her dogie which I think she enjoyed best got it nice and deep in her, cleaned up and paid my dues settled for 1500 BT but she was that good I gave her 500 tip, she was very happy and told me to hit her again if I was passing, I did most days, once I get a good thing I just keep going back for more.

Went out that night again and into Tai Pan again after a round of beer bars on Bangla, took the dancer again for the night, had a good time but 2 nights were enough time to move on for some other hotties.

Some nights we went to Hollywood but nothing much was going down there so we went to Illusion where I think all the chicks now go to, got in there about 2 am and the place was buzzing, met some real hotties in there who were too happy to spend the night took full advantage and had some good times there.

All in all the chicks I had were happy to receive what I think is a good offer of 2000 BT, some might think I over pay but what I get in Patong for 2 k I would not even get a sniff of a nipple here back in UK for that price and I am getting to spend quality time with these babes so I was happy to pay the 2 k. I will return next year and do the same again and leave a happy man.

Del

IT is quite easy to get FS at the oilies. Just ask if the girl does boom boom when you negotiate the fees. It was same for me and I used the oilies and also Christine's when I was in Patong last year.

Enjoy and report here.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1760285]Hi guys,

I will be heading to Patong in a few months and I am looking into having sex or a BJ / HJ with some of the massage girls. Soi Kepsap I've read in the forum is a good place to start, can't really bring any of the girls back to my room as it will be occupied with my significant others so the massage joints are the best I'll be able to swing. Are there a lot of short time hotels to take some ladies for ST around Bangla? How easy is it to get offered extras during a oil massage. Any tips would be much appreciated, I've also RTFF so any other help or tips would be great.[/QUOTE]

Nice report, Delbhoy.

Nice to hear things are still about what they were this Spring when I spent 4 days there, but sad that there have been so few reports in the intervening time since I wrote mine. I know Phuket can't compare with Pattaya and, I suppose BKK (I haven't mongered in BKK so I don't really know), but I enjoyed the relaxing atmosphere and found it a great place for newbie LOS mongerers to cut their teeth.

One thing I did not explore much while I was there was the MP scene. I did visit one place and got a rub and tug, but not sure if more than that was available as the massage areas were tiny, curtained off areas offering very little privacy. Also, most of the women I saw offering massages were not ones that I would want to do any more with. Maybe I will spend more time looking if I go back and if I do find a pretty masseuse, as you say, I can ask if she does boom boom. But I tend to think prettier free lancers can be found for the same price or less.

But thanks for the report dude!

Hi,

I know there is one small bar / room in Patong where you can get a blowjob. I remember reading the place was quite small and tricky to find. But I can't seem to find information here regarding the actual address. Ans is it still around 700 baht? Thanks, Krum.

[QUOTE=FLHawk;1761597]Nice report, Delbhoy.

Nice to hear things are still about what they were this Spring when I spent 4 days there, but sad that there have been so few reports in the intervening time since I wrote mine. I know Phuket can't compare with Pattaya and, I suppose BKK (I haven't mongered in BKK so I don't really know), but I enjoyed the relaxing atmosphere and found it a great place for newbie LOS mongerers to cut their teeth.

One thing I did not explore much while I was there was the MP scene. I did visit one place and got a rub and tug, but not sure if more than that was available as the massage areas were tiny, curtained off areas offering very little privacy. Also, most of the women I saw offering massages were not ones that I would want to do any more with. Maybe I will spend more time looking if I go back and if I do find a pretty masseuse, as you say, I can ask if she does boom boom. But I tend to think prettier free lancers can be found for the same price or less.

But thanks for the report dude![/QUOTE]Hey FL Hawk,

I know what you mean when there are no reports from Patong on the board, I just wish more people would share their joyful times mongering in a nice place.

I have not been to Bangkok or Pattaya for mongering, I like the vibe and ease of Patong and maybe just think the others would just be far to busy for my liking.

Just remembered a little thing on my jollies that has never happened to me before, I was in Tiger disco one night with some friends and met a stunner with a good rack on her and a delightful ass, not many Thai chicks have a good ass so I was well pleased to snare her.

Got chatting to her and decided I wanted to spend some time with her so my friends left and said if it didn't work out with her I would find them in Illusion. We were having a good time doing a little dirty dancing when she decided to take leave and go to the toilet, there was this Chinese guy floating about and sitting alone not even drinking but watching the girl I was with, so off she went to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] and he followed her to the loo and waited on her to come out, she had a chat with him and told him to do 1 and leave her alone.

After we left the club about 5. 30 am we headed for my hotel, as it was raining outside my girl had a umbrella and off we headed, got to the hotel and as I turned round to shake the rain off it here is this Chinese guy, he had followed us to my hotel like a little lost puppy, turns out I found out the next day he asked the night manager of my hotel if I had her short time he was to phone him and he would come for her, very creepy situation indeed but I had to laugh at his persistence.

As for your experience in the MP's I think most of the girls offer FS as a given, I was in one along beach road heading toward Graceland Resort and started off just a oil massage but when things going she upped the anti to a very sexual massage with FS on offer, I was enclosed in a little curtained off area of the place where you could see what was going on behind the curtain when the sun shone through, so we moved to the next one through and as I was bone solid laying there like a flagpole in walked a woman who wanted a foot massage and I was asking the Thai girl if she was still up for some action, and she just said yeah but don't scream when I was coming (LOL), so there I was banging away in a see through curtained off room with a chick getting a foot massage just the other side, I think she knew what was going on behind as I finished paid up and walked out with a big smile on my face and with her phone number in my pocket. So if you go back just go for it I would say all the massage chicks are up for some carnal fornication.

Del

I recall some years ago there was a BJ bar above Suzie Wong, not sure if it was called [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s. Does anyone know if it still exists?

Hey Delbhoy,

What would rate the massage girls that you had your experiences with in regards to their looks, ie face and body. I've been reading quite a few reports that a lot of those massage girls at the oilies are aunties or on the not so pretty / overweight side. Any help would be much appreciated.

[QUOTE=Delbhoy;1760877]Hi guys,

Just returned from a two week trip to Patong. I found it a little quieter this year more than previous years that I have been.

Arrived on the Sunday night and waited at the airport for my pickup, as I was waiting the heavens opened up and down came the rain, as I was waiting there I turned round to see a very sexy Russian girl also waiting for her taxi, struck up some lite chat and offered her a lift to Patong, but alas she was waiting for her be / f to come in a taxi to collect her. Got to my hotel checked in and unpacked, soon found myself in the hotel bar meeting old friends from previous trips and renewed good friendships over a few beers before hitting the delights of Bangla road.

Bangla has changed this year, more of those assholes with their hey guys come see my ping pong show, not my cup of tea been there done that got the ping pong ball, after hitting in and out of a few bars, we head to Tai Pan, I like this club as it has a good mix of girls and to me has a good vibe. Got in there about 2 am and the place was a little quiet, I was thinking where have all the chicks gone, hope the ain't gone all back home to the provinces, anyway stayed and got talking to one of the dancers in the club had a few beers and offered some LD's to her and off she went for her turn on stage..[/QUOTE]It looks like I was there the same two weeks as you.

Just one feedback point, as to prices, you probably underpaid them for LT back in your room.

However things are so quiet in Patong at the moment that the girls are happy to accept 2 K for an LT session.

Come the season proper from October, and when tourist numbers starting to pick up, you will have difficulty getting any quality lookers for under 3 K LT.

Last few points I'd add.

Every massage girl in the smaller sexy shops is a working girl, either in the shop or to arrange to join you for ST or LT at the end of day.

Don't pay bar fines for the girls, it's a rip off. Get phone numbers and meet them the next day or next night away from work or after work. Saves much cash.

For good freelancers and massage girls after work, hit the discos from 1-2 pm, grab one and go home. Offer 2 K, and promise a tip on the condition you have a really a good time. I can assure you that works a treat.

[QUOTE=PaulAlbert;1764494]Hey Delbhoy,

What would rate the massage girls that you had your experiences with in regards to their looks, ie face and body. I've been reading quite a few reports that a lot of those massage girls at the oilies are aunties or on the not so pretty / overweight side. Any help would be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Hey Paul,

Most of the girls rate at at least 6 or 7 on looks some have the same score on the body, but for 1 I went back to time and time again for some afternoon fun I would rate 8 on looks and 9 on body. There are gems out there if you go looking, I found a gem and was very happy with her service was top class.

Del

[QUOTE=AussieTiger;1764636]It looks like I was there the same two weeks as you.

Just one feedback point, as to prices, you probably underpaid them for LT back in your room.

However things are so quiet in Patong at the moment that the girls are happy to accept 2 K for an LT session.

Come the season proper from October, and when tourist numbers starting to pick up, you will have difficulty getting any quality lookers for under 3 K LT...[/QUOTE]Hey Aussie Tiger,

I think in myself I underpaid LT but when you factor in buying them drinks all night.

Then food after leaving the clubs they do not to shabby out of the deal.

I agree with you on the massage girls waiting on them when they stop work and taking them short or long time, the girls I was picking up were from the clubs and not any bar girls so I saved on the BF, and I gave them a generous tip as well as the 2 k. I have never been in high season as I can only take my holidays during our summer here in the UK so I kinda like low season over there, I have heard high season in Patong is way to busy and can't move for the throngs of people on Bangla, which is why I prefer low season.

All in all I had a blast of a time there as I always do, just a shame I missed you we could have had a few beers to swap some good times.

Cheers,

Del

Sorry these reports may be a bit messy because of this tablet and and blue tooth keybord. I am here just for 2 nights then Pattaya and I am having mixed results. First off there is a ton of girls on tinder I am meeting one later. There is also a lot of massage girls on there that will go to your hotel when they finished work. I got quoted 2000 for LT and I am sure I can get that down to 1500.

Overall hate the place, too loud in your face, literally being man handled by touts it's like a zoo here with all the regular tourists filming the mongers. Now I understand some people may like this scene but it's not how I like to monger. By the way I am 36 if that makes any difference. Did my usual walking to get the lay of the land. About 9 pm no talent along the beach what so ever. Go back to Bangla grab a couple of beers and watch the circus.

Back to the beach, 3 girls hanging out drinking mingling with th tourists. They don't completely look like FLers but they stand out. One older one I liked and 1 little stunner. Speaking to the little stunner they are now obviously FLers. Take her back to my hotel about 10.30 excellent GFE, she is issan and a little weird. I think I did her around 4 times. Very enthusiastic like the other issan in CM.

This is where things go downhill a bit and I did something a little stupid because I handled it wrong. She wants to play pool, then to a bar she knows everyone. Asks me to buy drinks for her friends and all of a sudden my bill is 1000, not the end of the world considering the Sex and GFE however we go to white room where she gets a kick back for taking me in and she wants me to buy drinks for random people she is talking to so I say no as this could get expensive. We go to illusion and now it's flowers and whatever else people are selling, she asks me to take her shopping tomorrow as she now thinks I am an ATM. Ok I panic and want out I had a few beers as did she, I felt she was taking the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] and taking things too far so I ran, left her in the cub. I know that's bad but I did not know what else to do.

The worst part is I turn around on the street and she is there crying her eyes out. You not like me. I try to explain the reasons and we go back to my hotel and I try to win her around which I did. I then must have banged her at least 7 times. In the morning the shopping and iPhone talk starts so I got her to leave at about 12 midday today and said I will call her later. By the way I gave her 1000 when she found me outside the club and no more.

What do you guys think about this situation and how I handled it, what do you do about the drinks thing without sounding like a cheap Charlie because that is the second time I offered to buy 1 a drink and then 10 friends appear. You can rack up up some big bar bills in the space of minutes like this.

I am meeting a tinder girl soon in about 3 hours and told her flat out there is no drinks for friends.

[QUOTE=JohnnyO;1765050].

The worst part is I turn around on the street and she is there crying her eyes out. You not like me. I try to explain the reasons and we go back to my hotel and I try to win her around which I did. I then must have banged her at least 7 times. In the morning the shopping and iPhone talk starts so I got her to leave at about 12 midday today and said I will call her later. By the way I gave her 1000 when she found me outside the club and no more.

What do you guys think about this situation and how I handled it, what do you do about the drinks thing without sounding like a cheap Charlie because that is the second time I offered to buy 1 a drink and then 10 friends appear. You can rack up up some big bar bills in the space of minutes like this.

I am meeting a tinder girl soon in about 3 hours and told her flat out there is no drinks for friends.[/QUOTE]You probably handled it as best as you could given that alcohol may have played a part. Got to be firm and ignore the emotional blackmail. The thais and filipinas have all got diplomas in emotional blackmail and do it every chance they got. You have no reason to buy drinks for anyone you don't know. She saw a chance to make herself look big by getting you to buy drinks for people unknown to you. Next time say, happy to be with you but no free drinks for your friends. Lots of girls there, so you really can say take it or leave it. Don't feel bad or guilty at all.