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[b]Fucking unbelievable![/b]

This just happened tonight, so I'm still pissed off:

Just as I was writing about Ethiopian Miss H giving me her flu (see post below), there was a persistent and loud knocking on the door downstairs. It was after midnight, and I wasn't expecting any visitors, so I thought it must be a visitor for the guy who lives downstairs, and I ignored it. The knocking became louder and louder for a few minutes as I finished my post. I then thought the guy downstairs must have lost his key, so I went down to open the door for him. When I opened the door, I was stunned to see it was Ethiopian Miss H who I'd just been writing about.

Totally shocked, I said "What are you [i]doing[/i] here?!!!" She just looked at me with her toothy smile.

Her taxi had gone so I had no choice but to let her in. We went upstairs and I told her that she could have caused big problems for me by turning up unexpected. I was not happy. The guy downstairs could have been home (lucky he wasn't), the maid could have been home (lucky she wasn't), and even my wife could have returned from overseas earlier than expected (lucky she hadn't).She gave me a story about losing her phone, she didn't have my number and she really wanted to see me. (Yes, Gentlemen, I know the clubs were not open tonight, but that's not important right now).

Seeing I wasn't happy, she kept asking "What's wrong?" I again repeated all the potential problems of her coming to my house unexpectedly. I added in my croaky voice that I'd caught her flu, felt like shit, needed sleep and didn't want company.

I was getting angrier by the minute.

She saw I was angry so she started cooing, caressing and kissing me, and said she would stay with me, massage me and look after me. I have to admit, even with the crappy and tiring flu, I started getting a hard-on. But the anger was stronger than the lust, so I got up from the sofa and called a cab to take her home.

Then it was a frosty 20 minute wait for the cab. She started telling me she was angry with [i]me[/i] because she drove around in a taxi for more than an hour looking for my house and now I'm sending her away. When I told her that was her problem for doing the wrong thing, she went cooey and kissy again, apologizing, and asking to stay the night. For a few seconds, I thought about a good massage for my aching bod, and a night-cap shag to send me off to sleep. But I was determined not to reward her bad behavior, so I held firm (so to speak).

When the cab finally arrived, I started walking her out my drive-way towards the street and tried to give her 50DH for the cab-fare to her place in Deira. She suddenly stopped walking and repeatedly asked me, louder and louder, to give her "100 or 200" as she was going to Ajman (pure bullshit). She was getting loud enough to disturb the neighbors (clearly a tactic). She refused to walk, not budging, so I put the 50DH in her hand and walked back to my door, leaving her alone in the long dark driveway. I looked back, and she gave me a very angry look then stormed off. If looks could kill ...

I just hope I don't find a dead rabbit in my house tomorrow.

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Feels better to get that off my chest. But I might just have a quick brandy before bed (for medicinal purposes of course).

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She [i]is[/i] good in bed.

[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b] I was stunned to see it was Ethiopian Miss H who I'd just been writing about in the post.

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She [i]is[/i] good in bed.[/QUOTE]

Piper

Perhaps time to move house? That was a close shave and would take some amazing verbal dexterity if Wildcat was there. I know you are good thinking on your feet but...

Asking advice about taking a WG back to your bed as she is good in is like asking me if I like to shag a cute Filipina - because I may end up thinking with my todger not my head ;)

But seriously maybe get her back so you can reassure her etc and so that she does not do her midnight rounds again.

[QUOTE=GroinStrain]"Big tits". He found out when he got home that these were 90% bra and 10% tit and that was even after an exploratory feel in the rattler.

However when he woke up and looked at her chin he wasn't sure if she had maybe been male in a past life or form.

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GS

I know some of us make foggy booze enhanced decisions but your mate must have absolutely smashed ;)

Have PM you my friend.

[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b] Just as was writing about Ethiopian Miss H giving me her flu (see post below), there was a persistent and loud knocking on the door downstairs.

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She [i]is[/i] good in bed.[/QUOTE]Piper,

I will give you some very good advice, make contact with her again preferably face to face, and tell her in no uncertain terms that after her performance at your house that you NEVER wish to see her again, and that if she calls at your place again you will have the appropriate authorities remove her.

Piper there are plenty more fish in the sea so to speak, you dont need wifey getting a whiff of Miss H.

[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b]
Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She [i]is[/i] good in bed.[/QUOTE]

Wow, I had to read this twice. The marketing techniques of part of the African community in the disco is one thing, invading a customer at home the other. As WR said: Fucking unbelievable!!!

Guess this could be a warning, at least for the dependable residents and a good argument for the use of MK's appartment or the use of a hotel.

Anyhow, she clearly broke an (unwritten) rule and this is a no-go for any further activities, whatsoever. Just my 2cent.

Greetings to all of you,

Tom

[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b]

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She [i]is[/i] good in bed.[/QUOTE]WTF? usually I am not prone to give advice, but in this case just a suggestion for what it's worth.

Though thinking with the little head (as we many times do) has its compensations, when exposure to neighbor, maid and SO/wife is concerned, thinking with the big head is a good idea. I would call her and tell her never to contact me again.

Depending on how the conversation goes, even if it means threatening her that she will be reported to the authorities. Next, delete her phone no. from the directory. After all, the market is wide open. Just my $.02.

Cool Nomad

Damn Pipe you brought a ***** back to where your wife lays her head? Then you got the gall to ask should you allow her to return? What type of flu you said that was again?

Man don't take such risk.

Wife, Maid, guy living downstaris. I call that luck

But never comes twice

You have a very wide sellection man, market is open 24/7, so don't think about calling her again case that will give the idea that you are still interested and you shouldn't be.

Cut from your side and she wil move over.

Good luck

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]Piper

Perhaps time to move house? That was a close shave and would take some amazing verbal dexterity if Wildcat was there. I know you are good thinking on your feet but...

Asking advice about taking a WG back to your bed as she is good in is like asking me if I like to shag a cute Filipina - because I may end up thinking with my todger not my head ;)

But seriously maybe get her back so you can reassure her etc and so that she does not do her midnight rounds again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b]

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She [i]is[/i] good in bed.[/QUOTE]


Bad Idea Man. This could only get worse. Nip it in the bud.

You don't want her turning into a tumor...

[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b]

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She [i]is[/i] good in bed.[/QUOTE]Hi Piper,

My advise is never ever call her back again. You will encourage her to do the same thing again, and than probably you are not so lucky, because somebody might be in your home, and you dont know how this girl would react. She has nothing to loose but you have.

These are my 2 cents.

Hunter

[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b]

This just happened tonight, so I'm still pissed off:

When the cab finally arrived, I started walking her out my drive-way towards the street and tried to give her 50DH for the cab-fare to her place in Deira. She suddenly stopped walking and repeatedly asked me, louder and louder, to give her "100 or 200" as she was going to Ajman (pure bullshit). She was getting loud enough to disturb the neighbors (clearly a tactic). She refused to walk, not budging, so I put the 50DH in her hand and walked back to my door, leaving her alone in the long dark driveway. I looked back, and she gave me a very angry look then stormed off. If looks could kill ...

I just hope I don't find a dead rabbit in my house tomorrow.

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This is really an absolute NO GO what Miss H has done.
Her reaction when you brought her back to the cab was showing you the hard reallity and in what she really was interested.

Good luck for you, that your unexpected visitor was not seen by any neighbours/housekeeper...

Hope for you, that Miss H got the point and leaves you alone...

Good recreation with your flu and have fun!
Cheers
Jimmyk

[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b][/quote]Obviously she was just trying to play you on a night when the office was closed.

Even the 11 month Miss Thursday, who was in my living room by 7pm EVERY Thursday for 11 months, who I gave the keys to my place to when I went on vacation, even she NEVER showed up on my doorstep without an sms invitation. Every Thursday.

Now, you might have a case for repeat business IF she was the ONLY girl in town. Beyond that, I wouldn't reward bad behavior (as you yourself said).

As Rana said, lucky you were only out 50 dhs. What would have happened if she refused to leave? Started throwing things? REALLY made a scene outside for the benefit of your neighbors...

When she asks why you don't pull her anymore, just tell her you don't appreciate uninvited guests. If you accept the behavior, then you condone it.

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]GS

I know some of us make foggy booze enhanced decisions but your mate must have absolutely smashed ;)

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The words BEER GOGGLES and WONDERBRA come to mind LOL.

She took her BRA off and he WONDERS where the tits went, ho ho.

Closer inspection and interrogation required next time then!!!

Cheers FF

Moved from photo thread:
[QUOTE=Rdm Dxb]I got this from her in email as I enquire about her. Anybody here on this forum ever take her services. Please tell me. She is so expensive.[/QUOTE]Why don't [b]YOU[/b] take her and report on the experience? Give something back with an FR instead of simply asking questions (many of which could be answered by yourself with a bit of reading).

My opinion: what is she worth TO YOU? You can always offer her a lower price and see what she says...

Note: asking questions is fine, but come on - do some research first. Writing an FR is not that difficult: Where you went (entrance fee?); Date/Time; what you saw - M/F mix, nationalities; prices quoted...

On the Abu Dhabi thread, Crime of Passion provided some REALLY useful posts about the AD scene - reading those, you have an idea of where to go and what you'll see when you get there.

In the last couple of pages, 50/50's, Groin Strain, Piper... all have provided [b]useful[/b] info to others, and those are names I picked up with just a QUICK scan (no slight to others not appearing). And no slight to those guys, but I don't think they are anyone special - just taking some time to give something back.

[b]Piper[/b]: As Dispair.com says, [i]It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.[/i] Makes me feel good that my biggest problem is airing out my place after a smoker was over, airing it out during the summer's head AND HUMIDITY: condensation on the marble floors makes them so slippery...

[QUOTE=Bpd81]The Gall. Damn Pipe you brought a ***** back to where your wife lays her head? ...[/QUOTE]Ah, we have a moralizer in our midst. Take it to the morality thread. I do change the sheets, if that makes you feel any better.
[QUOTE=Bpd81] ... Then you got the gall to ask should you allow her to return? What type of flu you said that was again?[/QUOTE]Did you just hear a 'whoosh' sound? That was the sound of irony going over your head. I'll spell it out for you: I was kidding when I asked that. (BTW - it's tonsilitis, fever, aching muscles. Thanks for your concern, but don't worry too much. I'll be out and about tomorrow night to give it away to someone else.)

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Obviously she was just trying to play you on a night when the office was closed.[/QUOTE]Obviously (as I'd jokingly inferred): [QUOTE=Piper1]... she really wanted to see me. [i](Yes, Gentlemen, I know the clubs were not open tonight, but that's not important right now). [/i]
[/QUOTE]Maybe I should've added a wink, but I preferred the Leslie Nielsen deadpan approach. ;)