Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]The words BEER GOGGLES and WONDERBRA come to mind LOL.

She took her BRA off and he WONDERS where the tits went, ho ho.

Closer inspection and interrogation required next time then!!!

Cheers FF[/QUOTE]The 4 pints of Fosters before arriving together with another inside Rattler and 5 vodka red bulls in the space of 30 minutes didn't help. He did manage to get to work by 6.30am though which beat me by a couple of hours.

As for having a closer inspection I thought that could get you thrown out and barred. It did happen to another friend of mine who was caught by the bouncers shagging a CIS girl in the York toilets a couple of years ago. If you've been in them you will know how difficult that is. If anyone can think of a worse location they have shagged a WG please let me know. For WR's benefit I am not referring to orifices as I already know what you get upto.

[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b]

When I opened the door, I was stunned to see it was Ethiopian Miss H who I'd just been writing about.

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She [i]is[/i] good in bed.[/QUOTE]Don't get mad get even.

Find out where she lives in Deira. Go around there and bang on her door at about midday when she will invariably be asleep. Make sure that all the neighbours hear and come out to look. When she comes out start shouting that she was the girl who gave you the clap and that you want money from her for the medical treatment. Don't leave until she gives you treatment money plus Dhs 100 taxi money for your trouble. :-)

[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b]

Totally shocked, I said "What are you [i]doing[/i] here?!!!" She just looked at me with her toothy smile.[/QUOTE]
Piper, I can well understand your displeasure at the sudden appearance of Miss H. This is exactly what I feared when I lived in AUH so never invited WG’s back to mine lest doing so be interpreted as an open invitation.

Don’t be so hard on her though; She is obviously crazy about you and from your report, I didn’t detect any malicious intent in her conduct – I’d say that she displayed fairly typical behaviour for a hot-blooded female who wanted the company of a guy who shines above the rest for a change.

Agree it was a pretty shitty tactic to make a scene outside your place but love makes you do crazy things sometimes;)

Nice to see some new people posting here.

I went to the doctor tonight, and she told me I was in perfect health, except for an ear infection. She gave me a jab in the bum (ouch!), then I went to Rattlesnake.

I had a good time tonight with a very cute Chinese girl from Rattlesnake, new to Dubai. She told me she's from Hong Kong, but I know she's not. She asked me how to get "fast money" work in Dubai, so I promised to take her out tomorrow night to a better-paying club. Maybe Premiere Club at Hyatt Regency (where she can find a customer and I can find a Russian girl).

Just arrived in Dubai. I am truly amazed how human beings can walk around in this heat.

A pipe I am not trying to start a flame war with you. I am an admirer of your work.
[QUOTE=Piper1]Ah, we have a moralizer in our midst. Take it to the morality thread. I do change the sheets, if that makes you feel any better.

Did you just hear a 'whoosh' sound? That was the sound of irony going over your head. I'll spell it out for you: I was kidding when I asked that. (BTW - it's tonsilitis, fever, aching muscles. Thanks for your concern, but don't worry too much. I'll be out and about tomorrow night to give it away to someone else.)

Obviously (as I'd jokingly inferred): Maybe I should've added a wink, but I preferred the Leslie Nielsen deadpan approach. ;)[/QUOTE]

I was not quesitoning your morality. I was questioning your judgment. In my opinion any man who engages in this sport we call *****-mongering is lacking in the morals department regardless of martial status.

Me questioning your judgement instead of your morality must have went over your head. What you eat dont make me shit. I encourage everyman to live for himelf.

I am done with this topic. I hope to see you around town tonight. If you see the young american guy with thousands in jewelry hanging off him you will know its me.

To All Mongering A Goodnight

[QUOTE=Bpd81]If you see the young american guy with thousands in jewelry hanging off him you will know its me.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning... I'll be the unpretentious guy in sandals :)

Based on my, acknowledgely bitter, experience with women never give a second chance. Even less to a WG.

She is no new to the game, she knew what she was doing and she tried to play a card (sexual skills) on you. You should call her bluff, many girls in DXB. new girls every week.

And if everything else fails you should get some prescription from Dr Wicked Roger...

Good luck.


[QUOTE=Piper1][b]Fucking unbelievable![/b]

This just happened tonight, so I'm still pissed off:

Just as I was writing about Ethiopian Miss H giving me her flu (see post below), there was a persistent and loud knocking on the door downstairs. It was after midnight, and I wasn't expecting any visitors, so I thought it must

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She [i]is[/i] good in bed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Helena Moscow]This reminded me an old story which happened with myself long ago. I had an annoying ex boy-friend in Dubai, who I turned off, and later I found a dead bird in my hotel bathroom. The bird was first jumping on the floor with broken wings. When I saw her, I wend downstairs to reception and asked hotel guys to catch the bird and remove her from the room, but when I came back together with hotel guys, the bird was already swimming in a closet with her neck broken. You probably stayed in Dubai longer than I and probably know the locals' habbits better, so may be you can tell me what dead rabbits or birds mean (if of course they mean something). Just curiousity. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Helena - welcome to the Dubai thread. That's a freaky story. Were you working in Dubai, or was it a Dubai guy in Russia? If you were working in Dubai, it would be interesting to hear some of your experiences here.


As for my line about the dead rabbit - in a famous thriller movie "Fatal Attraction", a married guy dumps his lover, and she takes revenge by harrassing him and his family in many ways, including killing his daughter's pet rabbit (boiling it in the family's kitchen, from memory). The mad woman ends up dying in a knife-fight with the guy after she invades his home and tries to kill him.

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Guys - thanks for the advice about my own Rabbit Killer. ;) Of course I won't take her again. I even had a PM offering help in dealing with her if needed. I don't expect any more trouble from her.

[QUOTE=Piper1]Helena - welcome to the Dubai thread. That's a freaky story. Were you working in Dubai, or was it a Dubai guy in Russia? If you were working in Dubai, it would be interesting to hear some of your experiences here.


As for my line about the dead rabbit - in a famous thriller movie "Fatal Attraction", a married guy dumps his lover, and she takes revenge by harrassing him and his family in many ways, including killing his daughter's pet rabbit (boiling it in the family's kitchen, from memory). The mad woman ends up dying in a knife-fight with the guy after she invades his home and tries to kill him.

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Hi, so the bird was probably just an accident or someone's stupid joke.

I knew the guy from Moscow, he was my client first, then we spend together 6 wonderful months in Moscow as long as he had there business, then he left "for a week" home, but didn't come back for about 3 months, after which I found a better one. This made the first one a bit crazy and he began to fly to and fro Moscow-Dubai-Moscow-Dubai for nothing at all and all times tried to convince me to move with him to Dubai. But because he already showed unrelyable, I preferred to refuse the "seductive" offer, but used the guy as a beautiful "male escort paying bills in a hope for sex" during my staying in Dubai, which was at that time my favorite vacation place. A sort of a small woman's revenge. Finally the guy stole my notebook and made calls to all men whose telephones he found there, telling them to disappear from my life, because I was "his woman" (most of guys, of course, took him for an idiot, but the one with who I really stayed, made me a huge histeric), after the guy completely lost hope for sex, I found a bird in my hotel room, then began to have problems with UAE visa. May be they were just coincedences, who knows...

I was in Dubai quite a lot on holidays untill 1997 (since when I couldn't get visa any more) and made few efforts to work. At the beginning it seemed to be very easy, because men were hunting as if they never saw women. Unfortunately soon I discovered that usual ways of doing business didn't work in Dubai - all potencial clients I met there tried to cheat me and payed diferent stupid tricks (by the way, they never succeded, because I'm myself so damn tricky ;)). Those who didn't try to cheat expected potentially dangerous stuff (uncovered BJ, for ex.) which as I understood was widely practiced by asian girls. So I stopped trying - there must be a place for pure relaxation, too. As I learned from the forum pictures and reports, asians rule there - cheap and willing, I can hardly compete =))) Do you have there any white escorts, by the way? How do they arrange business? And what are their rates?

She was certainly cute and charming. I had good times with her until she screwed up. I just met her tonight at Rattlesnake and she was trying to come back, but after my experience with my ex girlfriend no second chances.

Main problem wiht her, is that after one hour of sex she became too tired and wanted to stop... I had not nearly enoug and on all the time I was wiht her I never managed to complete. She was much more satisfied than me but money and pleasure were flowing inthe same direction... not a god business proposition from my perspective.

I know, I know I have a problem (well many problems)... but still Miss A managed to complete the mission and so did the two philipina cousins (by the way that is waht thye said "Mission accomplished").

Also I just spent a few hours with an amazingly charming russian girl... amazing boobs, very sweet. As I am arranging my trip to Africa I asked her to go after a few hours. I need to write a FR on her.

Amazing boobs, and the best (WR!!!) I still had the staff from Miss A hanging on the bed (restraints) she asked me and told me that next time wshe wants to try it.

THERE IS HOPE GENTLEMEN, NOT EVERYTHING IS LOST!!! And the best, she is an ex cyclone... Funniest is that I met her on my way out of regal on the stairs. She just smiled at me (the second girl to do that in Regal tonight) and asked if I could not find anything that I liked. Isaid "not until now" and took her.

Well I will see her after Ramadan, now 6-7 weeks in africa (no sex dfor me there) and then return for Ramadan. Life is crap. In the meantime I will remember her boobs.



[QUOTE=Piper1]Yep, based on the photo you emailed me, and her matching phone number, it's definitely her. Nice photo by the way - she is so damn cute. Makes me want to call her home again.

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Gentlemen, it's a funny story: I remembered Cons asking about girls near Dubai Marina some time ago. Miss Hong Kong in the photos lives in Marina, so when I called her today to postpone tonight's date, I asked if I could give her number to a friend who lives near her. She asked a few questions, then giggled and agreed. I PMd Cons with the offer of her number, and he replied that he thinks he knows her - in fact, she'd been living with him for a week recently while she settled into Dubai. I'm still chuckling about the fact that I offered Cons the phone number of a girl he nearly married (just kidding Cons).

Cons - WR tells me you have a fine collection of sex toys. It would be a laugh if you called Miss Hong Kong for a threesome, and I turned up. Imagine the look on her face. :D[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Helena Moscow]As I learned from the forum pictures and reports, asians rule there - cheap and willing, I can hardly compete =))) Do you have there any white escorts, by the way? How do they arrange business? And what are their rates?[/QUOTE]Hi,

Just to update you on the rates here in Dubai.

Prices range from 250AED for PRC one hour massage, to 1500AED one shot CIS babe.

However the ongoing average rate for full night would be between 600-800 AED. Of cours it all depends on the girl herself and your negotiation skills.

Escorts the "European way" are available through closed circuits contacts or mostly through websites.(eg [url]www.vicesisters.com[/url]) Prices are like 2500AED per hour. Not really common though in Dubai.

Hope your curiosity is satisfied.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Bpd81]
I was not quesitoning your morality. [/QUOTE]

Piper has morals Bpd81 – I have seen them in action many times.....

[QUOTE=Bpd81]
In my opinion any man who engages in this sport we call *****-mongering is lacking in the morals department regardless of martial status. [/QUOTE]
I don’t lack moral. I have a mentor for my morals and he guides me always, his name is Caligula  [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cons68] Main problem wiht her, is that after one hour of sex she became too tired and wanted to stop... I had not nearly enoug and on all the time I was wiht her I never managed to complete. She was much more satisfied than me but money and pleasure were flowing in the same direction... not a god business proposition from my perspective. [/QUOTE]

Cons – this is a main problem with many WGs hence I stick to a few tried and trausted WGs as you know who rarely, if ever, say those ‘magical’ words. But I also take them as a compliment that I can shag a much youner slimmer lady to exhaustionj before she can do same to me :)

[QUOTE=Cons68] but still Miss A managed to complete the mission and so did the two philipina cousins (by the way that is waht thye said "Mission accomplished").[/QUOTE]

She was very happy about that my friend –I know as I had to have a early morning session with her after I got back from another exhausting visit to Manila ;) She is still in the bed as I write this from the office so I better get back for ‘lunch’. She seems tired Cons???

[QUOTE=Cons68] Amazing boobs, and the best (WR!!!) I still had the staff from Miss A hanging on the bed (restraints) she asked me and told me that next time wshe wants to try it. [/QUOTE]

As you are away now, can I borrow them? I have some but you can never have enough of accessories ;)

[QUOTE=Piper1] As for my line about the dead rabbit - Guys - thanks for the advice about my own Rabbit Killer. ;)[/QUOTE]

Piper

The only rabbit I like in my bed is one with batteries being used by one of my Filipina lady friends ;) It has a ‘tail’ as well and all the ladies love that, trust me…..Maybe Helena will agree too?

worked out a way to overcome Itisalat block of proxy site I was using.
If needed PM me.
Cheers

[QUOTE=Member #1071]Hi,
Just to update you on the rates here in Dubai.
Prices range from 250AED for PRC one hour massage, to 1500AED one shot CIS babe.
However the ongoing average rate for full night would be between 600-800 AED. Of cours it all depends on the girl herself and your negotiation skills.
Escorts the "European way"are available through closed circuits contacts or mostly through websites.(eg [url]www.vicesisters.com[/url])Prices are like 2500AED per hour. Not really common though in Dubai.
Hope your curiosity is satisfied.
Cheers[/QUOTE]


Thank you. Is AED still 3.65$? I heard Dubai became quite expensive now. How much is to rent a nice studio somewhere in a secure apartment house, let's say in Satwa?

[QUOTE=Helena Moscow]Thank you. Is AED still 3.65$? I heard Dubai became quite expensive now. How much is to rent a nice studio somewhere in a secure apartment house, let's say in Satwa?[/QUOTE]

Looks you have been away quite a long time from Dubai.
Indeed Dubai is becoming more and more expensive, and yest the rate is still 3.65 to the USD.
Average studio rent between 60-70000 AED per year.
Cheers