FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Liljoey;1244806]Artemis first opens at 11:00 am, and it would be my assumption that at exactly 11:00am, their best line up is not yet present, and will filter in later as the day progresses. So the 200 Euro cost of an hour at Artemis at 11:00am did not seem worth it. I will visit there another time, I guess.[/QUOTE]Right decision. Artemis won't fit your special needs.

S-Bahn: Expect some delays and cancelled trains, especially at so-called Ringbahn (between Jungfernheide to Westkreuz and / or Heidelberger Platz) during winter. Prefer Subway: U7 between Jungfernheide and Fehrbelliner Platz, trains run every 5 mins workdays, change there for one stop U3 southbound to Heidelberger Platz or try a short 15 min walk.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1244240]. I know that there are probably places where one could go and pay a girl to lick my hairy butt. But to find a girl, as rare as she might be, who will volunteer for the task, is that much sweeter and therefore that much more precious to my psyche. It has happened once at Artemis (and no I will not mention who it was) and this session will remain in my memory as one of my all time best.

AM[/QUOTE]Gggg? . Girlfriend of Charlies.

For those of you intending to visit Love Bahnhoff Artemis this week. 8-10 Feb, Berlin hosts the poetically described "Fruit and Vegetable Logistics" convention, at the Messe, a stone`s throw away. While not as massive as the IFA Electronics gig in Sept, the Logistics annual bash has a reputation of being a bit rough and rowdy. If you canvass the girls, as your intrepid reporter has, they are of very mixed thoughts on it. The obvious tradeoff being, a chance to make good money at some physical cost. They tend to be wiped out from all the frenzy by early am, and the whole thing will surely build over 3 days. While it is likely that the Messe will stimulate the arrival of some new recruits, it can make things catty as more girls then have to compete. It is mildly interesting that different Messen have a different vibe, but they do. Some may find the buzz exciting, some may find it just oppressive. I am just giving a head's up here that during this period, it will most certainly not be business as usual. It also means that early next week, things will be much quieter than normal, as a lot of girls will take a few days (or a week) off to recover.

The usual rule applies even more so: wise mongers should show up earlier (7-8pm ish - and arguably this week- even earlier like 5ish) , survey the scene, make some decisions assuming by 10 pm, there may even be a line to get in, rooms will be quite full, and girls under a fair bit of stress. The final Friday night might be sufficiently unbearable to warrant a complete pass. YMMV of course.

[QUOTE=Dim Yann;1244177]I also spoke with Polish blonde Violeta and was ready to go with her, but when she told me that she worked there 5 years, I thought she might be too professional and tired, so I canceled it politely.[/QUOTE]Hi there,

If you prefer someone, who is fairly new to the scene, but highly enjoyable, very special, loving and sexy, you must trie out Giulia. She is from Berlin, about 24-25 years old, blond, slim and mildly tatooed. She is wonderful and beautiful. She knows how to flirt and how to pleasure a man just the right way. Check her out. I would love to know, if you share my excitement about her.

She told me she is there Mo day, tue night and Fr. Day.

Best,

J

[QUOTE=JohnnyLolly; 1245269]Hi there,

If you prefer someone, who is fairly new to the scene, but highly enjoyable, very special, loving and sexy, you must trie out Giulia. She is from Berlin, about 24-25 years old, blond, slim and mildly tatooed. She is wonderful and beautiful. She knows how to flirt and how to pleasure a man just the right way. Check her out. I would love to know, if you share my excitement about her.

She told me she is there Mo day, tue night and Fr. Day.

Best,

J[/QUOTE]Johnny, All due respect but give it a rest about this girl. 8 posts and 7 of them telling us of your find. If I was a little more of a suspicious man I would say that you could be her handler.

If you are more power to you but do try not to be quite so obvious about it. I am sure she is a fantastic girl.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1245316]Johnny, All due respect but give it a rest about this girl. 8 posts and 7 of them telling us of your find. If I was a little more of a suspicious man I would say that you could be her handler. If you are more power to you but do try not to be quite so obvious about it. I am sure she is a fantastic girl. AM[/QUOTE]Most def. This strikes me as a bit odd as well. Maybe it is just a wee obsession, like what I once had with that sheep Daisy.

About the fruit messe:

Don't visit after 5 pm unless you like a riot of rednecks invading the club. Most of them go (run?) straight from the messe to the club and once in place the horde just can't behave, and I promise you, these guys are'nt bothered about the bed-bugs in downstairs area.

Expert tip: Go early, like 1 pm, and enjoy the line-up a couple of hours.

Then leave.

Norjan

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1245316]Johnny, All due respect but give it a rest about this girl. 8 posts and 7 of them telling us of your find. If I was a little more of a suspicious man I would say that you could be her handler.

If you are more power to you but do try not to be quite so obvious about it. I am sure she is a fantastic girl.

AM[/QUOTE]Sorry to bother you guys. It's just that I am a bit excited about her and haven't received any responses until now. Well, now I have, so for that thanks. But it's true, I think I'm little bit hooked on her. What to do? Maybe I'll stay away from her for some time and trie to get over my obsession. I mean, I have other girls now and then and, god knows, I had many others in the past, but this time it seems to be different. Oh god, how stupid I must sound, if I read my posts in a few years time. LOL.

So, don't take it at as insult, that I've been writing so much about her, I just didn't think you guys read my posts. Well now I know better.

Best.

J.

[QUOTE=JohnnyLolly;1245364]So, don't take it at as insult, that I've been writing so much about her, I just didn't think you guys read my posts. Well now I know better.[/QUOTE]Well I am sure you would not be the first to fall for a girl. But how about some other reports (with names) to dispel what may or may not be a wrong impression.

AM

[QUOTE=Liljoey;1244806]I would appreciate the advice and input of the Berlin veterans on where is the best location in terms of the hottest looking lineup for punting on a Friday morning between the hours of 10:00 AM and 12noon in Berlin.[/QUOTE]IMHO.

Look the sites, Royal, Vk, Prestige and KD (if BBBJ is not a must for you) or any other place not too far. See if there are girls that you like, call the place and try to fix an appointment for 10:00 or 10:30.

If you don't want to call before, go straight to Royal. Forget about visiting different places if that's your schedule. Anyways, starting at Royal, Kd is at 5min walk, Vk is at 5 min walk from Kd. Approx.

Prestige is in another area but probably nearer to Tegel.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1245407]IMHO.

Look the sites, Royal, Vk, Prestige and KD (if BBBJ is not a must for you) or any other place not too far. See if there are girls that you like, call the place and try to fix an appointment for 10:00 or 10:30.

If you don't want to call before, go straight to Royal. Forget about visiting different places if that's your schedule. Anyways, starting at Royal, Kd is at 5min walk, Vk is at 5 min walk from Kd. Approx.

Prestige is in another area but probably nearer to Tegel.

Good luck and let us know how it goes!

Kimino[/QUOTE]Thanks, Kimino. But now please un-confuse me about the BBBJ issue.

Am I to understand from your comment that BBBJ is NOT available at all these Berlin brothels you mentioned (Royal, Van Kampen, Prestige and Kamilla Dee) , or were you only saying BBBJ isn't available at Kamilla Dee brothel?

My previous impression before reading your comment was that BBBJ was always available in Berlin brothels, at the very least as an "extra" for some more Euro. BBBJ is certainly included in standard service at FKK Artemis. How then do these brothels compete if they don't offer it? If I have misunderstood what you were saying, please clarify.

Also, Google Maps puts the distance between Royal and Kamilla Dee at approximately 1km. You say you walked it in 5 minutes? Either there's a shortcut when walking that Google doesn't know about, or you must have really, really wanted to get to KD that time.....LOL. Just Kidding. Anyway, I'm a slow walker, so it'll take me longer.

LJ

[QUOTE=Liljoey; 1245414]Anyway, I'm a slow walker, so it'll take me longer.

LJ[/QUOTE]I have moved this back over to the Berlin thread as it really isn't about Artemis.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1245465&viewfull=1#post1245465[/url]

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1245388]Well I am sure you would not be the first to fall for a girl. But how about some other reports (with names) to dispel what may or may not be a wrong impression.

AM[/QUOTE]Well it's been a while, since I've been urged to write about my adventures due to the quality of the service. So my effort to "dispel what may or not may be a wrong impression" is simply that. To dispel, but please don't mistake it for a fully loaded pleasure-report, which, as stated above it can't be.

In the Artemis I remember to have had the pleasure to be with a black haired girl (probably diyed) , whose name I don not recall. About 1, 65 tall, nice boobs, natural from Romania or Poland, please don't pin me down on that one. She gave me a nice BJ. She let herself be licked everywhere (that was particularly nice) and let me kiss her with the tongue (ok, that's the only part my favorite doesn't do). Ok no more about her here, I know.

Then she made me cum by jerking me of and smiled when it was over. All within half an hour and I thought that was good value for money. However, I prefer blond and tall. The reason why I went upstairs with her was because she too had a very beautiful smile.

For those of you who know the Golden Time in Vienna (by the way not quite the standard of the Artemis, but worth checking out non the less.) I had an adventure with a girl called Jeanna or Gina, I don'T know how to spell that. She too was from Eastern Europe with an immaculate body and tits, that had a job done to them. Allthough I prefer natural I fell for her, as I had a long day behind me, my balls were about to explode, she looked great and was the first to tickle my fancy. She made cum nicely too, but her BJ was funny, maybe doe to the condom, which wouldn't be her fault. I guess that's another thing I prefer in Germany. She had to laugh when the condom came off and put on another before she sat on me. That again was quite enjoyable. Hm, for now I think this is all I want to tell you, as I would like to think of this forum as one where quality reports are to be shared and not to report a simple visit.

Let me know if I can help you with any other dispellings, or if I am free to dream about what I consider to be best for me.

Best.

J.

[QUOTE=JohnnyLolly;1245596]Let me know if I can help you with any other dispellings, or if I am free to dream about what I consider to be best for me.[/QUOTE]Thanks Johnny. Names would be nice but you are trying and that is what counts.

My own experience with falling for an FKK girl is that it can be a wonderfully giddy feeling but that it is important not to lose perspective. This is best accomplished by going to the room with other girls at least as often as you take your intended upstairs, remembering the names and reporting back to us undesirables.

;)

AM

[QUOTE=JohnnyLolly;1245596]To dispel, but please don't mistake it for a fully loaded pleasure-report, which, as stated above it can't be.J.[/QUOTE]This all reminds me of the good old "Letters to Penthouse" days. Sorry. Something off here.