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That's so true, wish there was a like button on this form for stuff like this.
[QUOTE=PlushTiger;1898567]Three more items to make it 10:
8- You always have four 100 dirhams banknotes in your wallet.
9- You always have Listerine bottles and antibacterial soap in stock.
10- you have two phones one of wish has 50 spa entries, and many duplicates for Lily, Nana, Lola, Jenny etc.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PlushTiger;1898567]Three more items to make it 10:
8- You always have four 100 dirhams banknotes in your wallet.
9- You always have Listerine bottles and antibacterial soap in stock.
10- you have two phones one of wish has 50 spa entries, and many duplicates for Lily, Nana, Lola, Jenny etc.[/QUOTE]Yes, Let me take you to 19.
11. You always know where a pharmacy is available in remote areas.
12. There always is a packet or two stuffed deep inside your car somewhere one can not reach.
13. One of the locked drawer in your office table have few SIM all of them active.
14. One of locked drawer in your office have old mobile which you never use except mongering.
15. You know how to make wifey happy! (Bingo!
16. YOu need to format your phone more frequently.
17. You have some weird online storage access.
18. Have few email account with same password!(How many of us have this?
19. You as a seasoned monger know from fragrance of body if the WG was in periods before few days.
Mongering is not easy friends!
DC.
[QUOTE=DubaiCurious;1899463]Yes, Let me take you to 19.
11. You always know where a pharmacy is available in remote areas.
12. There always is a packet or two stuffed deep inside your car somewhere one can not reach.
13. One of the locked drawer in your office table have few SIM all of them active.
14. One of locked drawer in your office have old mobile which you never use except mongering.
15. You know how to make wifey happy! (Bingo!
16. YOu need to format your phone more frequently..[/QUOTE]How could I forget about #11? That is a really good one. I'd say I have developed a sixth sense for that. Let's see who will come up with number 20.
[QUOTE=PlushTiger;1899487]How could I forget about #11? That is a really good one. I'd say I have developed a sixth sense for that. Let's see who will come up with number 20.[/QUOTE]20. Your PC and Laptop internet browsing history is always clean / blank.
[QUOTE=DubaiCurious;1899463]Yes, Let me take you to 19.
11. You always know where a pharmacy is available in remote areas.
12. There always is a packet or two stuffed deep inside your car somewhere one can not reach.
13. One of the locked drawer in your office table have few SIM all of them active.
14. One of locked drawer in your office have old mobile which you never use except mongering..[/QUOTE]20. In the middle of a board meeting you have a big smile on your face when a WG sends you her super sexy pics to entice you for another session in the day.
21. There are WG looking at you in a mall, smiling and making it realize that you guys are known.
22. Accidentally a taxi driver recognizes you and asks about a previous night out that he had picked you from so and so club.
23. In the middle of night you want to help a fellow monger for his last minute pussy and everyone is amazed at how hardworking you are round the clock this guy works.
24. There is a discussion about a far off place you have never been and you speak as you have been there 20 times and how people live there about there dialect, habits, various beaches, best places to eat and bla bla everybody is amazed at your geographical skills.
25. When suddenly in a party you forget to say cheers and say salut, nasadarovia, khampe, zazadrovia and everybody is quiet.
Can't think of more as I am sober.
Cheers.
I happened to be in Dubai a few weeks back, and was staying in Al-Barsha. It is absolutely unreal how many AMPS there are in this locality. I counted 3 just on my street.
I was put up in a hotel whose name resembles a medieval fortification also used as an accommodation for royalty. I was torn between finding comfort in the queen of bur-Juman, or whether to try.
Something new in Al-Barsha. I ultimately decided to play against the odds and walked around the neighborhood, trying to size up each AMP based on the quality of the talent standing outside during their breaks. I noticed that all the AMPS had a sign that said.
"No Men Allowed". This was new for me (it had been a while since my last visit). But I decided to go ahead with one anyway. It was close to a hotel synonymous with a western feminist / women's' magazine.
The chick at the reception was beautiful. There was one more lady sitting on the couch, much less so. I inquired about the rates and they said it would be AED 150 per hour. I tried negotiating, but to no avail. I ended up agreeing, and asked them for a line-up.
The line up was prepared, and I decided that the chick at the reception would be the best. She wasn't short, was petite, but young and beautiful. She led me into the rooms and asked to me change. I made up some cock and bull and told her that I am allergic to the.
Disposables, and whether I can forego it. She gave me a sly smile and said yes. At that point, she removed her slippers and arranged them neatly outside the door. Perhaps this is a sort of "Do Not Disturb" sign among the therapists, since the doors did not have locks?
Anyway, the massage started and it was as good as any. Nothing to write home about. Started a little chit-chat and inquired about where she's from, etc. I found out that she's from PRC and she has a BF there. She was new to DXB, having been there only a few months. I asked her how she.
Liked DXB, and she said that she honestly didn't know. She worked 12 hours everyday, with no free days. I was a little empathetic, then remembered that my schedule wasn't too different from hers (not trying to imply our lives were equal, merely pointing out about the hours worked. I know they.
Must have it worse). All she ever did since she came to DXB was work, go home, cook, eat and repeat. Here's something funny. I asked her what her name was, and she said that her name was <The fruit of creation ! She could have chose anything in the western world fro her name and she chose the fruit that would keep the doctor away! I couldn't stop grinning at the thought! Started getting her to feel comfortable with me, and even got to the point where I got her to agree that I'm her BF in DXB! Like I said, she was FOB. I gently inquired about extras and asked her.
What's on the menu. She said everything except FS, which was a let down. I was looking forward to a good time and I immediately thought of the opportunity cost lost with the queen of Bur-Juman. I told myself it was too much to expect from just anyone and went ahead with the B2B. I managed to negotiate.
If for AED 150! She asked me not to tell anyone at the reception that I got a B2B for AED 150! I'm not a man to kiss and tell, anyway. I'm just one to kiss and write about it to strangers on an online forum!
Anyway, we got started and she stripped to reveal petite tits with beautiful, erect nipples. She seemed to be shy of them and muttered something to the effect that she knows they're small. I said they were just the way I liked them and immediately latched on to one nipple like a hungry newborn.
Her body was tight, and tits were perky. Ass was not bad. She refused DFK, which was a little disappointing. A little hairy down south, but well kept and clean smelling. She refused to allow me to finger her, but she gave an amazing oily B2B. No BJ either. I played with her tits to my hearts' extent.
After 10 or 15 minutes, she turned around and lay on her stomach with her ass protruding towards me. She had crossed her legs tightly and wanted me to fuck her thighs. I tried to avail FS from her, but she refused, saying that that was only for her BF in PRC. Since I had never thigh-fucked anyone before, I gave it a go and realized that it was.
Nowhere close to the real thing. Continued for about 5 minutes and then asked her to lay with me, and give me a HJ. She proceeded to do so very slowly and sensually, until I came all over her tits and her flat stomach. She cleaned up with a wet towel and guided me to the shower. I was hoping she would join me, but that didn't happen.
I had a lonely shower and she was waiting for me outside. She guided me to the room again, where I dressed, paid her and gave her a peck on the lips.
It was an enjoyable experience, but it lacked the royalty treatment available in Bur-Juman. Nonetheless, I am not sorry for exploring new avenues, and will continue to do so during the upcoming trip. If time permits, I might go to the queen again, if she is still there.
I have not been very direct with the directions, keeping in mind the forum, and because I enjoy cracking codes, and perhaps there are others who enjoy the same.
On a side note, I picked up a few biz cards and when I called them up, they were offering FS over the phone itself. The location was close to MOE. I wanted to understand, are these trustworthy, and has anyone opted for such services?
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[QUOTE=Kureiji;1899639]20. Your PC and Laptop internet browsing history is always clean / blank.[/QUOTE]LOL this one is true mate.
I can't live without Chrome's Incognito mode, Private Internet access vpn and always 0 volume on my PC for unexpected oohs and aahs on my home or work pc.
[QUOTE=Throwster;1900206]LOL this one is true mate.
I can't live without Chrome's Incognito mode, Private Internet access vpn and always 0 volume on my PC for unexpected oohs and aahs on my home or work pc.[/QUOTE]Many a monger has been caught this way. One in particular cost me 150 FRs and photos in a mass sudden panic delete when his wife saw the history that he did not delete. Not only that but she caught him again this time on video. Same MO, he did not clean the history silly boy.
Too many friends have been caught this way gents, so please remember this as should be part of the monger's DNA just like cleaning up after you before wife or the next cutie arrives (one friend found a g string under the pillow just before he went to bed with wifey that his cutie has deliberately 'left' there LOL, was an interesting moment).
[QUOTE=Throwster;1900206]LOL this one is true mate.
I can't live without Chrome's Incognito mode, Private Internet access vpn and always 0 volume on my PC for unexpected oohs and aahs on my home or work pc.[/QUOTE]26. Whenever asked for directions you give cryptic answers such as: after the round-about drive till a yellow building the name of which starts with A, then you'll find nearby a grocery store that has the name of an Asian country, it's right next to it!
[QUOTE=PlushTiger;1900363]26. Whenever asked for directions you give cryptic answers such as: after the round-about drive till a yellow building the name of which starts with A, then you'll find nearby a grocery store that has the name of an Asian country, it's right next to it![/QUOTE]27. You have to work overtime, especially after your wifey goes to sleep, one or two days in a week to meet some urgent requirements.
28. Your vacation is 'always' shorter by two weeks compared to your spouse and you're not happy with your company but you're that your wife can stay with here mama.
29. There will be couple of meetings or more scheduled in Dubai during those two weeks and you have to stay in the hotel to avoid travelling late nights and invariably your company pays the bills.
[QUOTE=PlushTiger;1900363]26. Whenever asked for directions you give cryptic answers such as: after the round-about drive till a yellow building the name of which starts with A, then you'll find nearby a grocery store that has the name of an Asian country, it's right next to it![/QUOTE]While I'm enjoying the countdown may I humbly request that starting from 27 the countdown or count up be continued in the General thread. It really belongs there now doesn't it? Why clutter up this thread with non related postings.
First post of mine guys.
So yesterday I wanted to experience what this Moroccan bath was all about. Went to a "Water" AMP right on the corner to NMC hospital in Al Nadha. First time for such a different experience. I read somewhere on the net about girl giving you massage when both of you are in the water together all soaped up. Wanted to experience that.
So inquired at the counter and they said that it was a combo for massage as well as bath for 370 AED. Fucking expensive but thought what the hell, lets try it for once. Girl came and was cute, she led me to the massage bed and brought me some chocolate as she was preparing the bed (Started the massage and her hands were amazing, this experience would have been awesome for just the massage only. Halfway through she asked if I wanted a HJ and for 100 she milked me and let me play with her tits. After she finished me, she said she'll go and get the bath ready. Waited for 5 minutes and then she came back after changing into a shirt and shorts. She let me to the steam room where there was a rubber mat and a rubber water pillow where as I lay there she soaped me and then showered me. Was an interesting experience. Asked her if I could soap her and she shyly agreed. She let me take her clothes off and had a nice experience of touching all over her naked soapy body. She didn't allow for FS but the B2B experience in water was fantastic. Took a shower and she dried me and herself and I left a happy man.
Hey guys,
So I just moved to Dubai last Saturday and it's also my first time here, and after a tiring week of apartment hunting and settling in at work I was feeling like treating to some good time in the weekend.
I was particularly looking for a massage / FS kind of deal since I really needed both, and after some online research and a two dozen whatsapp message later I had 2 leads that "looked" nice and that I managed to negotiate down to a reasonable price.
The first was Massage + FS in Al Barsha 3, close to 2 country hospital and in front of a school, The asking price was 800 which I negotiated down to 400 for 1 1 h. And off I hop into a taxi and as I arrive I see the place is a deserted looking villa and I started worrying, as I got off the taxi I notice a white car parked outside the villa with a girl & a guy sitting inside, This has caused all sorts of alarms in my head but my other eager head wasn't taking any of that shit. I play it cool and walk as if I'm going to another Villa and light a cigarette and eye the car.
As I kept moving the car lit and they backed up to the Villa before the one I was supposed to go to, I keep moving further and pick up my phone and call the girl to confirm that I arrived 'and she says OK come to the door I'll open it', at this point I was 90% sure I was being setup for some bad shit.
What happened next is kinda unrelated but it somehow motivated me to just see what the fuck these guys are up to or if I'm just being paranoid, as I stand there a taxi pulls up next to me and 3 guys come out and they start beating the crap out of each other, well 1 shirtless guy was beating the crap out of the other two, I shit you not it was crazy!
So I decided fuck lets just see where this leads, so I approach the villa exterior door and try to open it and it opens, I get in and can't tell if there's light inside so I just stood by the door to the side and then I hear a car door open and footsteps approaching, I stand up against the wall with my hands fist and ready and in comes a thick Asian girl acting all crazy and shouting "What are you doing here, Why are you in here" as she closes the door, All I can remember is shouting "Fuck off" and shoving the ***** out of the way and into the bushes and getting the fuck out of there!
The 3 guys were still fighting and their taxi and another taxi were standing there, I get in the taxi that's watching and he was a bit hesitant because he thought I was with the 3 guys, I tell him I'm not and asks him to move.
Now I was pretty upset and rushing with adrenaline and horny so I told the taxi to take me to Dubai Marina which is where the other contact I had is at, This was in a wedding ring tower in Marina and I was quoted 500 for 1 HR Massage and FS which in negotiated down to 300.
I finally get there and I'm a little calmer and hopeful that the night isn't completely fucked, Mind you the time was almost 1:30 am at this point. So I get off at the building and call the number and tell the girl I'm downstairs by the yummy shawerma place, and she says OK will come to let you up. I waited for 4-5 minutes and then I see a guy at tower door waving, I ignored him and then my phone rang, I answer and it's the creepy looking guy at the door telling me to get inside, at this point and after what happened in the first encounter I wasn't ready to take anymore chances and this time I'm stepping into a closed building, so I just said sorry I got to go hang up and turned around and walked away, to my luck the taxi I came in was still at the waiting area, got in and told him just take me home man. Where is home he said. Where is home.
And her I'm sad and horny in my bed sharing this crazy terrible experience with you guys, to be fair I was extremely stupid in the first encounter, that could have ended up a lot worse if these guys weren't stupid amateurs, On the second encounter this was probably legit and I just got paranoid. I'll never know, What I know is that I'll never try this again unless I know for sure what I'm getting into.
Anyway, I never thought Dubai can get so crazy, hopefully this report that lacks any sexual action will still be helpful to the community, I know I'm hitting up some AMPS first thing in the morning to try and compensate for a lackluster night.
Peace out.
[QUOTE=AnOutsider;1901847]Hey guys,
So I just moved to Dubai last Saturday and it's also my first time here, and after a tiring week of apartment hunting and settling in at work I was feeling like treating to some good time in the weekend.
I was particularly looking for a massage / FS kind of deal since I really needed both, and after some online research and a two dozen whatsapp message later I had 2 leads that "looked" nice and that I managed to negotiate down to a reasonable price.
The first was Massage + FS in Al Barsha 3, close to 2 country hospital and in front of a school, The asking price was 800 which I negotiated down to 400 for 1 1 h. And off I hop into a taxi and as I arrive I see the place is a deserted looking villa and I started worrying, as I got off the taxi I notice a white car parked outside the villa with a girl & a guy sitting inside, This has caused all sorts of alarms in my head but my other eager head wasn't taking any of that shit. I play it cool and walk as if I'm going to another Villa and light a cigarette and eye the car.
As I kept moving the car lit and they backed up to the Villa before the one I was supposed to go to, I keep moving further and pick up my phone and call the girl to confirm that I arrived 'and she says OK come to the door I'll open it', at this point I was 90% sure I was being setup for some bad shit.
What happened next is kinda unrelated but it somehow motivated me to just see what the fuck these guys are up to or if I'm just being paranoid, as I stand there a taxi pulls up next to me and 3 guys come out and they start beating the crap out of each other, well 1 shirtless guy was beating the crap out of the other two, I shit you not it was crazy!
Peace out.[/QUOTE]I think you are being a little extra paranoid. Since you are new and since its Ramdan I would suggest you stick to the normal AMP route till you become more confident of the scene here.
It is so good to see a new crop of mongers starting out in DXB. They are getting themselves out there in the thick of the action rather than standing around for handouts.
AnOutsiders experience is no different than other starting out, the fighting guys is a bit much though. Arab world had a reputation and you have all sorts of ideas on head of the consequences, this is until you figure out that no one really gives a shit on where you dip your stick.
Moridin, posts a good on about an experience which has not been covered enough in this forum. Worth a try definitely and a change from the run and tug routine.
Bbdbbd has the spirit of an adventurer which would not be out of place when many brave souls set sail towards the unknown. He leaves the well worn path to find new places and brings new gems for us.
Keep it up guys. We are really proud of you and hoping to see more!