Montreal

Jmioffe,

Remember these girls are selling themselves for money so that's a big ask, especially the uncomplicated part.

What you want is so personal I'm hesitant but I might suggest Romy at Vogue. I found her kind, intellegent and funny. She seemed the most open to something a bit more sympathetic. We even exchanged cell numbers to get together later, go out for dinner, music etc. I never followed up because there was so much new pussy around that I just hadda get after it, but she's definitely on my list for when I return which I hope is later this month

[QUOTE=Jmioffe;2295430]
I'd love to meet some uncomplicated, affectionate women. Any recommendations? Any suggestions to avoid?
ns? Most agency girls are gorgeous, so I'm not too looks specific.[/QUOTE].

I just come across this little gem from Montreal's favorite son. Describes our predicament.

The old are kind.

The young are hot.

Love may be blind.

Desire is not.

[QUOTE=TNewton;2295468]If you want someone to get you out of a funk, you can't go wrong with Heaven at Euphoria. Always upbeat, warm, and fun to be with. Great in the service department also. She will leave you with a smile on your face.[/QUOTE]I'm wondering if Heaven is a bit too aggressive for Jmioffe. Of course, she might have different modes. With her experience and reputation, she should have different speeds and know how to respond to her client.

From reading Jmioffe's post, I'm thinking he is looking for someone who is more sympathetic. Not the North American definition of the word, but rather the Romance language definition (simpatico). There are a couple guys here that can offer advice who I think like it slower, more affectionate. Many top recommended girls will find that too intimate. They would rather fuck like animals as contradictory as that might sound.

I'm wondering if indy Gabrielle Garnier meets Jmioffe's desires. Jmioffe, a bit more information could help forum members assist you.

In Gabrielle's own words.

"I have a sexy yet refined look, blending sensuality, sweetness and warmth."

[URL]http://gabriellegarniercompanion.ca/[/URL]

[QUOTE=HarvestBoi;2295531]I just come across this little gem from Montreal's favorite son. Describes our predicament.

The old are kind.

The young are hot.

Love may be blind.

Desire is not.[/QUOTE]Red thigh at morning, monger's take warning.

Red thigh at night, monger's take flight.

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To TNewton, HarvestBoi, WyattEarp -- Heaven, Romy, Gabrielle.

It'll give some form to my ambitions, but it's usually a roll of the dice for me in La Belle Province. We'll see what happens!

[QUOTE=WyattEarp;2295583]I'm wondering if Heaven is a bit too aggressive for Jmioffe. Of course, she might have different modes. With her experience and reputation, she should have different speeds and know how to respond to her client.[/QUOTE]You might be right depending on the more detailed info on what Jmioffe is looking for. I do know that with me she adjusted very nicely to my interests, less PSE. And I did enjoy a very nice conversation with her afterwards. But you are right Gabrielle is an excellent choice.

Hey guys,

New guy here. I have been lurking on humpchies and merb for a while before I found this forum. Looks a lot more reliable than the others.

I never had an escort before, I was always scared to get scammed by a fat see section scarred crackhead with a menacing pimp who posts fake pics. I figured I should go with a reviewed escort from an agency. Could someone suggest a girl matching my requirements?

Basically I am looking for an experience; I can get average to good looking girls, but I can't get gorgeous women. I want a ridiculously sexy girl with big fake tits and an amazing ass. As for attitude / disposition, I am not looking for anything fake. I don't care about GFE or fake orgasm. I want a real sex fiend who likes to get fucked well and hard. A moaner who's face is as red as an apple after a good fuck. I don't care about CIM, BJ without condom or greek, just good ol regular porn style sex.

Anyone you guys would recommend?

[QUOTE=Newdude334;2295827]I want a ridiculously sexy girl with big fake tits and an amazing ass. As for attitude / disposition, I am not looking for anything fake. I don't care about GFE or fake orgasm. I want a real sex fiend who likes to get fucked well and hard. A moaner who's face is as red as an apple after a good fuck. I don't care about CIM, BJ without condom or greek, just good ol regular porn style sex.[/QUOTE]"ridiculously sexy girl with big fake tits and an amazing ass".

What do you know, TNewton just brought up a girl who fits the bill below. Heaven!

[URL]https://www.euphoriagirls.com/heaven[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jmioffe;2295430]I'm headed to Montreal in a few days. I have a tough request, though maybe less subjective than "who's the best?

I'm a little depressed, could be seasonal affective disorder, could be general aging.

I'd love to meet some uncomplicated, affectionate women. Any recommendations? Any suggestions to avoid?

This is who I've seen:

Katia Euphoria. Great sex but could be too high energy for the mood I'm in.

Bryanna (ex-XO) - struck me as thoughtful, but her current incarnation is pretty cold it seems (BDSM).[/QUOTE]Reviews.

June at Mike Mansion.

Look: She looks like a librarian. Very unassuming. Average looks.

Attitude: Very sweet. She likes to talk a bit at first. She has only worked as an escort a few months. Has not had time to polish techniques, oreint to positive for positive sake, or become fake in anyway. Genuine women. Mid twenties. Pleases within her limits.

Service: Very unpolished BBJ verging on bad. But she is completely open to direction, comments, and being guided. Sh still needs practice though. Worshiped balls and taint instead. Very good. Varied sex. Natural. Pinned her down at one point and let her have it. Enjoys kissing. Cuddling. Hand holding. Constant DFK.

Daniella at Mike Mansion.

Looks: Cute looking Latina. I really liked her look because she has a distinct trait I dig.

Attitude: Classy, caring, warm, talkative. Not aggressive but not passive.

Service: Best BLS I've ever received. Really good BBJ with lots of suction. A bit too much lube during sex, but still a nice warm experience. Constant DFK.

Neither girl is the best, but both are likely to tickle what you're after.

A couple of things worth noting.

There are always inquiries about Asians in Montreal, other than in low-end massage parlors and the sort.

Godiva has added a true Thai lady who is getting excellent reviews so far on the local board, her name is Rosa.

[URL]https://godivaescorts.com/portfolio/rosa/[/URL]

And I have mentioned this before, but don't forget that Velvet Love should be mentioned in the same revered terms as used for the larger XO, Euphoria and Vogue. The booker for Velvet Love was a popular guy at a large agency before some shake-ups occurred, and he seems to attract top performers. It is a smaller, boutique agency that still manages to have one of every kind of lady, from teens to milfs, small breasts to huge breasts, etc. I have only seen two of the ladies on the roster, Darla and Logan, but they are two of my favorite escorts anywhere, and both are very interesting and uplifting girls to spend an hour with (in addition to providing great sex).

But what I am trying to convey is that all the ladies at Velvet Love are getting very good reviews on the local board. For instance,

Jade just got some excellent reviews as a hot, young blond.

[URL]https://www.velvetlovemtl.com/models[/URL]

[QUOTE=GMAplus;2295360]The only bending of the rules I have noticed is they let certain friends change their votes, which is against the rules. To be eligible, each voter must have submitted an SP review. Any member can simply post reviews and then vote.And I think the people who tabulate the vote are truly interested to see who is the most popular.[/QUOTE]3 questions about the polls.

1. According to the " rules, " you must have posted a review in order for your vote to count. What would you say if members were allowed to vote without posting a review?

2. All voters must have posted an SP review. What about a member who's been known for years to post vague and " overly positive " reviews that are all false?

3. Vote tabulators. What if the tabulators did not let membership know of an undisclosed financial incentive they have to see that an agency or their girls come out on top?

Why was there no list as to who voted, and whose votes were rejected? (As was done in the past).

I'm curious to know what the ISG membership thinks.

Best Regards
Smuler

Hi all,

I'm completely new to the hobby and am thinking to taking the plunge the next time I'm in town. I had a few questions on things I was hoping people could help me out with.

1.) What works best for communicating with an agency? Call or text?

2.) When booking with the agency do you only discuss person and time? I'm guessing it's bad form to talk about services via phone or text.

3.) What is the etiquette for outcalls? I gather you show up with the donation in an unsealed envelope then put it on a table or something. But are you supposed to take a quick shower right away?

4.) If you want extras or something specific, do you discuss that before the envelope is put out? If so, how are you supposed to know how much to add to it?

5.) Anything I should do to avoid getting taken advantage of / robbed?

6.) Anything else at all a complete new person should keep in mind?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Smuler;2296585]3 questions about the polls.

1. According to the " rules, " you must have posted a review in order for your vote to count. What would you say if members were allowed to vote without posting a review?

2. All voters must have posted an SP review. What about a member who's been known for years to post vague and " overly positive " reviews that are all false?

3. Vote tabulators. What if the tabulators did not let membership know of an undisclosed financial incentive they have to see that an agency or their girls come out on top?.[/QUOTE]I would say the following.

1. If anyone thinks they could done it better, then they should stepped up. No one did jack shit. One of the main reasons why I didn't volunteer for an ISG end of year poll was because it's a shit load of work and effort. Especially to make it as transparent as possible?

2. Like I have stated before, I saw the results and as to who placed where. I agree Sonia's top notch, but I think Hanna should have placed waaaay higher. Is that the polls fault though. It's the fault of the fuckers who don't vote? I saw Lola of MM and totally see why guys voted for her as ROY. To me she also is a strong candidate for SP of the year.

3. Can see discounts being given for GB's and solo appointments to a crew who brags about throwing blind folds on each other and getting silly, but to the point where a poll is rigged to ensure one agency and its girls come out on top? I think all the other agency heads are smart enough to come out and tell the green board community that the poll is a sham and discard it if this was going on. When the results are tallied everyone is pretty gracious with congratulatory.

I will say it again, there is a ton of braggadocio in MTL. I think whatever relationship you have with an SP. If she stays the whole day and hit a bar with you after the session without charging you, let's you CIM and tells you not to report in review, gives you her #, fucking asks to meet your mom! Keep that shit to yourself dude. No need to mention how your giving lifts to chics and taking them out for kabobs cause now even if reviews and polls are legit, now there is a cloud of suspicions raised. Write about the girls man, not you. Go see a fucking therapist if you need an ego boost. The good news is, I've noticed a lot less of this. It's getting back recently to what it should be about, how awesome the girls are so I guess that's a good thing.

Just my two cents.

Answers within text below.

[QUOTE=BestName;2296644]Hi all,

I'm completely new to the hobby and am thinking to taking the plunge the next time I'm in town. I had a few questions on things I was hoping people could help me out with.

1.) What works best for communicating with an agency? Call or text? Either is fine.

2.) When booking with the agency do you only discuss person and time? I'm guessing it's bad form to talk about services via phone or text. Yes, for new customers with no local review board presence, agencies won’t like too much discussion of services.

3.) What is the etiquette for outcalls? I gather you show up with the donation in an unsealed envelope then put it on a table or something. But are you supposed to take a quick shower right away? Most guys take a shower before the knock on the door. The envelope on the table with money sticking out is the gold standard.[/QUOTE]