I was thinking the same thing.
The guy was so wound up no amount help is going to save him. He is bleeding flesh and the sharks will devour him. I am sure inspite of all that he will have a great time. Blind squirrels can have an awesome time in Sosua.
[QUOTE=GrownMan1;2732518]Mr T you are correct and I salute your observation of me. I figure if he's going to be a jackrabbit he might as well pick up some more bad habits. IMHO if you're willing to pay an over 30 DR pro $150 and she told you off the rip no BBJ; he might as well do the other stupid shit to get it out the way.[/QUOTE]
Divorce Dominican Sosua style
Unexpectedly met a chica I knew from SD. She worked in Oasis for month or two before moving on.
I was in Bailee, left in the earlybevening to for a short stroll to Rumbas. As I walked past the front row seats she recognized me from our time together. I nodded briefly trying to remember her ass. As mentioned by many fellas here, they change their looks like changing socks. When she smiled then it hit me to remember her. She is a my type of natural cutie but a papi leche type. We hugged. I got us both drinks. She ordered something nonalcoholic limonade. She offered 2500 pesos for the hour as a good friend discount. LOL. Well ok I barely remember our experience before so let's go. In Bailee, Rumbas and Playa Chica I offer hot chicas 2 mil and add 500 pesos propina if service is good enough for a repeat. Why'all do what you want with your money.
She noticed my nice shirt was slightly damaged. It was slightly torn walking through the gate at Bailee.
She tells me she will fix it for me in the room. Well ok nice. I told her in spanish, fine —you the wife for an hour, as a joke. She laughed a lot about that. She takes us across the street from Bailee, there is a large two-story garment-type store run by a Chinese family. She is in the aisles buying needles, threads to match the shirt, other stuff to repair my pants, new laces for shoes. Damn wifed up pretty quick! She buys a bunch of threaded stuff for my clothes, shoes, shirt, pants.
We walk to Europa. Inside she starts repairing the shirt, adjusting the hem on the pants, new laces for shoes. She ironed a few shirts and in between would stop to give me a sloppy blowjob along the way. She brings my whisky to refill anytime it got low. She cooked some small dishes to put in the fridge for later. Life is good when a DR chica is giving you a blowjob while the NFL game is on and taking care of my needs. Yes, "Rey" for an hour. In the Brazil sao paulo forum some called IOP Illusion of Passion.
Sometime later the wifey part begins. She start in about how much rent she pays, hair salon, ninera, money for abuela. Yup fun and games are over. I know it's downhill from here. Shit, I didn't learn Duolingo Spanish to hear and understand all her money problems. When she was done I replied with my list of bills and ended with mamacita its time for divorcio. Our time is over, I officially announce the divorce. She laughed hard. I paid the agreed 2500 pesos. She gave a hug, left walking back to Rumba. I napped in peace for couple hours. Divorce Dominican Sosua style.