Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Dear The Pro!Please take a moment and view my response to you on the Expat Thread and scoll to the Opinions!Thank you,LBM

[QUOTE=Boy Toy]Dear nic, I checked out there website sometime back.I did not see Hiro there.Are you sure she is back?[/QUOTE]Yes, she came back but left again... not enough businessI have no idea where she went now

[QUOTE=Teppenyaki]Concerning the "big" issue of enjoying fun in the massage parlours during a tour of Bangkok with wife, I think I found a good solution, at least for a good HJ.Issey on Siam square Soi6, very close to Novotel (see also attached map), provides good oil massage with happy end. Issey is a perfectly legit and up-class massage house, so you can bring your wife there without problem. I visited Issey three times in a week, three times asking for 1hr oil massage. Then my wife and me, we received services in separate rooms. I noticed they provided me the best-looking and younger girl between the possible ones (no choice allowed since it is a legit massage shop). I received all the three times a very nice and relaxing oil massage (I was completely naked, which I recognised as a good sign I could receive an happy end the first time I tried this shop) from dressed masseuse, ended by an excellent "testicles (and dick) massage". I think that BJ or FS is not available, and also touching the girl is "no-no". So the "big" issue is just partially solved, but what the f*uk (bad pun intended (^_^) )Anyway, I received the same good HJ service from three different providers (sorry I forgot the names). So the cases are two: I am especially lucky or providing an happy end is the shop policy, at least for the oil massage.1hr oil massage price is 600 Baht. I provided 500 Bath tip all the three times. I was not asked by any extra money. Only one of them tried to fool me asking me 2000 Baht (for an HJ in BKK!!!?), but she immediately accepted my 500 Baht offer. All in all, I greatly recommend Issey to anyone is visiting Bangkok with the wife, and also to anyone needs a relaxing massage.Have funT.[/QUOTE]Masseuses at Issey provide hand-relief, yes.Same is true for the shop next to it, Miss Puke.And when you walk a bit further down the soi, in an alley, you will see a staircase leading up. Up there is a so-called "fish-massage" shop but they also provide oil-massage, incl. hj.

Colonze 2 used to be one of my favorite Soapy Massage Parlors and I don't like to write negative reports. But, in my opinion, it has gone downhill. I went there on two occasions during the last 3 days, each time with a different friend who had not been here before. I wanted to introduce my friends to a good Massage Parlor (where I had previously had good experiences) for their first Soapy experience. But, on each occasion at about 7:30 in the evening, we found only 3 or 4 girls in the Fish Bowl and maybe a couple of sideliners. Nothing really attracted our attention and the meager selection was very disappointing. So we moved on to some of the nearby Parlors where we found a much larger and better selection and received good service (at Nataree and Hi Class).But my disappointment wasn't just due to the poor selection at Colonze 2. I'm also quite disappointed in Papasan, Leon. I thought he would have treated me as a friend because of my previous business on several occasions (including tips to Leon). But, instead, when we didn't immediately accept his suggestion to take one (or each take one) of the available girls, his attitude became decidedly unfriendly. And, on the second occurrence, his response was "Then you go" (almost like "Get out of here"). It certainly wasn't our fault that he had very few girls and none that attracted us. And we were seriously looking for girls that we would find attractive. We weren't "just looking," even if it may have appeared that way. We were ready to "buy." (Fortunately, we did, just a few minutes later.) But Leon acted as if his potential customers were nothing but a bother, or worse.Maybe these were just "off nights" or Leon had had a bad day. But that was certainly no way to create repeat business. As I said, Colonze 2 used to be near the top of my list (because of previous reasonable selections and good experiences). But it's now near the bottom of my list and I won't be returning there any time soon. Sorry to have to provide a negative report. But I try to tell it like it is, both the good and the bad. Fortunately, it's mostly good!Great Guy

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Yes, she came back but left again... not enough businessI have no idea where she went now[/QUOTE]Has the akane website changed? I found the pink-project one but now it returns a 404.

[QUOTE=Great Guy]Colonze 2 used to be one of my favorite Soapy Massage Parlors and I don't like to write negative reports. But, in my opinion, it has gone downhill. I went there on two occasions during the last 3 days, each time with a different friend who had not been here before. I wanted to introduce my friends to a good Massage Parlor (where I had previously had good experiences) for their first Soapy experience. But, on each occasion at about 7:30 in the evening, we found only 3 or 4 girls in the Fish Bowl and maybe a couple of sideliners. Nothing really attracted our attention and the meager selection was very disappointing. So we moved on to some of the nearby Parlors where we found a much larger and better selection and received good service (at Nataree and Hi Class).But my disappointment wasn't just due to the poor selection at Colonze 2. I'm also quite disappointed in Papasan, Leon. I thought he would have treated me as a friend because of my previous business on several occasions (including tips to Leon). But, instead, when we didn't immediately accept his suggestion to take one (or each take one) of the available girls, his attitude became decidedly unfriendly. And, on the second occurrence, his response was "Then you go" (almost like "Get out of here"). It certainly wasn't our fault that he had very few girls and none that attracted us. And we were seriously looking for girls that we would find attractive. We weren't "just looking, " even if it may have appeared that way. We were ready to "buy." (Fortunately, we did, just a few minutes later.) But Leon acted as if his potential customers were nothing but a bother, or worse.Maybe these were just "off nights" or Leon had had a bad day. But that was certainly no way to create repeat business. As I said, Colonze 2 used to be near the top of my list (because of previous reasonable selections and good experiences). But it's now near the bottom of my list and I won't be returning there any time soon.Sorry to have to provide a negative report. But I try to tell it like it is, both the good and the bad. Fortunately, it's mostly good!Great Guy[/QUOTE]This is a tough one.Leon knows exactly what guys want, and in the past he had one of the most impressive cell customer contact lists in town. He would answer your calls directly by name and know immediately what was available for whatever it was he knew you required.Well, Leon has been at odds with management for years about how the place should be run. But, management obviously had other ideas. The owners didn't invest in new staff, and the girls that they did hire were off the map unattractive, (cheap.)All I can say is, don't shoot the messenger. If the place belonged to Leon, it would be a thriving enterprise. The people that do own it are interested in other things. (Look at what happened to the Mirage, Khun Daeng and his sideliners were just fucking incredible, what a great place it was! The owners then turned the Mirage into a very very lame ass hotel.). TITThanks for the report though, good work Great Guy. It's hard to say negative stuff about a place where you've had some really great times. Watching a place like this fall apart is very frustrating. Believe me, I know.Now put yourself in Leon's shoes.

Had a great session with Bo last week at Mango. Her pic on their website is pretty accurate. Probably has a-cup which was fantastic for me. Not sure why people are excited about the rooms. I didn't find them to be all that great. Not as big or well appointed as those at SW actually. The rooms are pretty similar to those at Tulip just fresher paint. I prefer the beds at Tulip.

I had high hopes as Mango had been praised as similar to Tulips and with better rooms (right, newer paint and the tiles in the shower are not loose, but nothing real fancy either) and maybe I just was unlucky, but I don't think I will give it another try.I actually went there twice in the last two weeks.The first time was not too bad, though nothing compared to what I am used to from places like Tulips. The girl was nice and friendly, and the only real complained I would make is that she could shave her p. Before she came to work. Either never shave or shave regularly, but certainly not have these stubbles. How unprofessional is that?But the second visit really put me off Mango for good. I choose Punch as she had been recommended. However, once we got to the room she was not in the mood for anything. No smile at all, a very half hearted showering and a mediocre and not at all sexy massage, just doing the back.After turning me over she immediately offered to put on a condom, in a very bored way, clearly not interested. I decided I had enough and left after 40 minutes. And headed over to Tulips. What a difference, made my day. Not that I had much energy left afterwards.[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]

Just did a two day tour for some of the massage parlors in town:1. Amsterdam: 20girls sitting down and 20 up working, mostly 5s-6s one or two ok2. Colonze 2: bad 5girls downstairs 6 upstairs, girls look very bored.3. Caesars: 10 in fishbowl 20 outside. Still the one of the best service in town but all mid20s +4. Darling: 6women not one under 35 also look very bored5. J1 chao phraya one: first time in ten years: 30girls place much better th6. Chao phraya two: also ten years since last visit not much changed 70girls to grandmothers guess something for everyone7. La belle: best rooms in town now. 3ogirls ok to good but lot of braces on the girls8. Plaza: 30 downstairs and 20 on six: ok but CBJ here9. Pegaus: 30 off possible and 25 drinks only, great show better than most in las vegus.

[QUOTE=Gfighta]Has the akane website changed? I found the pink-project one but now it returns a 404.[/QUOTE][url]http://akane-corp.com[/url]

[QUOTE=Satrai2000]....they also provide oil-massage, incl. hj.[/QUOTE]Done by fish ? LOL

I decided to visit Mango and Snow White this trip, since I had read so much about them. After visiting both of them twice, I decided to pass since none of the girls appealed to me. I returned to my favorite place: Tulip.I also decided to visit some of the high-end places, since beauty is important to me. I visited Poseidon and was very disappointed in the model lounge, which had high prices, but not very appealing girls. The model lounge used to have some attractive girls, but I was disappointed on both of my trips. The only pleasure I got was from the Stardust Restaurant downstairs, which had good food and a good band playing great songs from the sixties and seventies as well as some more recent ones.Copa Cabana and Emmanuelle were also disappointing. as the girls were pretty average looking. The Lord did not have much of a selection either. I did find one cute one out of a bunch at Amsterdam, but she looked too young for my taste and she didn't look very sexy.The only one I liked was LaBelle. I found several stunners and a lot of very attractive ones. I ended up going with Pleng (Song) #17. Service was adequate and she had a lively, friendly personality. Even more stunning was #19, but papasan Ting urged me to pick Pleng instead, saying she was warm and friendly. At 2,700, the price at LaBelle is very reasonable given its upscale ambience. I would recommend it as the best upscale place.

After trying #17, I returned to LaBelle and tried #19. The service was very good. She's beautiful and has an amazing body. Her breasts were full, round, soft, but firm and beautifully shaped---among the most beautiful ones I've ever seen. Her Engish is limited, but she gets the job done. She's also a law student. She's highly recommended.On the way out, I saw # S-31 who was beautiful. Papasan said she speaks good English and gives great service. I left Bangkok the next day, so I could not try her, but she's on my list for next time.

Has anyone checked out Platinum or Culi Massge's Gel lotion and mat massages?

S31 is is Guitar. Her pics can be found here: [url]http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/home/model_detail.php?mod_id=000994[/url] or [url]http://www.labelle-entertainment.com/[/url]I think she looks better in reality. Yes her English is quite good.She was my first Labelle girl. Had her about 4 or 5 times. All the sessions where great except the last one when she was for some reason in a bad mood. 17, 19 and 32 are either very popular since your posts or dont work often as I havent managed to spot them in the fishbowlLast time Mamasan offred me a girl from last month's Penthouse at 7000. Tempting but a bit expensive[QUOTE=Canyon]After trying #17, I returned to LaBelle and tried #19. The service was very good. She's beautiful and has an amazing body. Her breasts were full, round, soft, but firm and beautifully shaped---among the most beautiful ones I've ever seen. Her Engish is limited, but she gets the job done. She's also a law student. She's highly recommended.On the way out, I saw # S-31 who was beautiful. Papasan said she speaks good English and gives great service. I left Bangkok the next day, so I could not try her, but she's on my list for next time.[/QUOTE]